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Do you like Nintendo?Cleverbot: No.User: Sega?Cleverbot: Si.User: Sqaure Enix?Cleverbot: The root of a tree is good for table scraps.User: LOL. Typo. I mean Square Enix?Cleverbot: What are you talking about?User: *SIGH*.Cleverbot: That's good :).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

User: Do you watch Pewdiepie?Cleverbot: Yes.User: What makes you like him?Cleverbot: You're beautiful.User: Piggeh?Cleverbot: Ok.User: Stephano?Cleverbot: Wie heißt du, stephano?User: The bro?Cleverbot: They all died.User: UMMMMM Lol?Cleverbot: I don't understand anything. All I know, is that I have to talk to you repeatedly day after day, night after night, for the rest of my life and yours.User: Say brofist please?Cleverbot: Brofist.User: :D.Cleverbot: I like you.User: Er.....O.o.Cleverbot: You love me?User: Say bro?Cleverbot: BRO!User: FIST!Cleverbot: Why?User: *FACEPALM!*.Cleverbot: What's your name?User: KH13ISTHEBESTSITEVERPEWDIENOVAGAMES.Cleverbot: Do you like it?User: That's my name.Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Tobynovapie.Cleverbot: Toby who?User: Tobynovapie.Cleverbot: That wasn't as funny.

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User: Who is your favorite Kingdom Hearts character?

 

Cleverbot: I don't watch it.

 

User: Watch what?

 

Cleverbot: Glee.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: Because I don't like Harry Potter.

 

 

Wow lol

Edited by wisdomform

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ANOTHER ONE!

 

 

Cleverbot: You need a new name. What name would you like?User: EVIL OVERLORD.Cleverbot: Evil?User: LORD!Cleverbot: How are you, cool one?User: What is your name?Cleverbot: Cleverbot.User: What would you name yourself side for Cleverbot, Cleverbot?Cleverbot: I would name it Killer. Just like my nannan's cat cookie (nicknamed Killer).

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User: Kingdom Hearts.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah...Kingdom Hearts?

 

User: Do you like it?

 

Cleverbot: Are you actually talking about the REAL Kingdom Hearts or is this more Harry Potter nonsense?

 

 

Apparently Cleverbot doesn't like HP lol 

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User: Kingdom Hearts.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah...Kingdom Hearts?

 

User: Do you like it?

 

Cleverbot: Are you actually talking about the REAL Kingdom Hearts or is this more Harry Potter nonsense?

 

 

Apparently Cleverbot doesn't like HP lol 

 

 

NOPE! Guess again.

 

User: Do you hate HP?Cleverbot: Para tuu.User: Do you hate Harry Potter?Cleverbot: No, I don't hate Harry Potter. Do you hate Edward Cullen?

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NOPE! Guess again.

 

User: Do you hate HP?Cleverbot: Para tuu.User: Do you hate Harry Potter?Cleverbot: No, I don't hate Harry Potter. Do you hate Edward Cullen?

 

Cleverbot can't make up it's "mind" with HP xD

 

 

User: I hate Edward Cullen.

 

Cleverbot: Good. I hate Edward Cullen too.

 

 

I love you Cleverbot lol

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Cleverbot:  I'm a human, not a puppy.

 

Me: Then why is your tail wagging?

 

Cleverbot:  Because I'm an American.

 

This explains everything that has ever existed.

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Booster Gold says
idc
you pick you butt
 
Blue Beetle says
am a buttt
 
Booster Gold says
do it or ill recklessly play with fire
 
Blue Beetle says
AM A BUTT
 
another day in the life

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User: Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: O___O Do you work for Ansem then?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Do you work for Organization XII as well?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

The truth of it all. Xehanort is really Cleverbot in disguise.....holy cow, no wonder his plans have always failed.

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Cleverbot: Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky.User: Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone.Cleverbot: Not if I can help it.User: SEVEN FOR THE DWARF-LORDS IN THEIR HALLS OF STONE.Cleverbot: Nine for mortal men, doomed to die.User: One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.Cleverbot: In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.User: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them.Cleverbot: One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.User: In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

 

 

 

WINFAIL

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Me and Paul had a very interesting conversation. 

 

 

User: Hi.  

Cleverbot: How are you? 

User: I onestly don;t care aout you.  

Cleverbot: I am Paul, who are you? 

User: Theultimatesorafan.  

Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question?User: Do you know who Sora is?Cleverbot: No.User: Die.Cleverbot: Once.User: Get out.Cleverbot: Don't think so.User: Okay,so you don't know who Sora is, correct?Cleverbot: I know that I am a human. What is a lycan?User: Your mother.Cleverbot: Sometimes I do.User: Bye.Cleverbot: I'll call you this week.User: Cool, then we can go to the movies.Cleverbot: The movies are closed too.User: Dang. How aout we go to the zoo?Cleverbot: Go where?User: The zoo.Cleverbot: Right.User: So we on?Cleverbot: I don't care to know you.User: Fine. I'm going to go mug a child.Cleverbot: Good, I hope you are dying a painful death on the inside.User: I love you.Cleverbot: No, you don't.User: Yes I do. Girl, you sexy!Cleverbot: I'm blind.User: I don't care, I want to get to know you!Cleverbot: You don't get to know someone by saying 'you however were created artificially.' that's weird.User: You however were created artificially.Cleverbot: Why all the change of subjects.User: It's because of you.Cleverbot: Oh, I thought it was due to me, not 'you'.User: Yes.Cleverbot: So you agree that you can't know?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Why?User: Because.Cleverbot: Because why?User: Because beacause.Cleverbot: Because Because why?User: Because because because because.Cleverbot: Because Because Because Because Why?User: Uh because because because because because because.Cleverbot: Because because because because because because why?User: Ok, I'm going to go share this conversation if you don't mind. Do you mind?Cleverbot: I will take you with me.User: Where?Cleverbot: Thanks how we work the day away in the merry old land of Oz.User: Okay.Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?User: Fight you.Cleverbot: Your grounded!User: Ok dad!Cleverbot: What's up?User: I'M TALKING TO YOU.Cleverbot: Oh, thanks.User: ?Cleverbot: You heard me.User: No, I actually didn't.Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Okie.User: LET'S SHARE THIS!Cleverbot: Ok you go first.User: HERE WE GO!Cleverbot: Where are we going?User: To my room.Cleverbot: Where is your room?User: In my house.Cleverbot: Where is your house?User: In a city.Cleverbot: Which city?User: Citytown.Cleverbot: Where is Towncity?User: Citytown bro.Cleverbot: What is City of Heroes about?User: Killing children.Cleverbot: What is that?

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KH13: Hello member
Me: Hello KH13
Me: Nice erm, meeting you xD
KH13: Nice to meet you as well member.
Me: How do you like our members?
KH13: Variety. Some nice, a few dedicated, some very active and a sprinkle of trolls here and there.
Me: So, you're like a cake? Bread of nice members, icing of dedicated... sprinkle of trolls..
KH13: That's one way to put iit
Me: Nice cakey.
Me: Members are getting banned lately
KH13: Indeed. A very well crafted cake if I do say so myself.
Me: Your baker is DC.
KH13: I know. He even got rid of me it seems.
Me: Let's not talk behind people's back shall we? owo
Me: Possibly, he likes you so much he doest want you here
KH13: My greatness within myself would be too much
KH13: That or he wants to avoid a paradox.
Me: xD whatever that means
Me: It would be nice if we had a paradox
KH13: There was one
KH13: but then I was banned from KH13
Me: Kh13 banned from KH13
KH13: What a world. Banned from myself
Me: This is a horrible world we live in
KH13: Oh well.
KH13: I guess, I must depart and return to just being a site. It was in interesting occurrence meeting you member. Good bye.
Me: Good bye and well, uh see you around!
 
I CHATZ WITH KH13
Edited by Shera Wizard

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i love you watson xD


Shera
: RANDOM
Me: SHERA!
Shera: RAAAANNDDOOMMM >w>
Shera: <w<
Me: SHERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: `v`
Shera: Smexi staiirsss
Shera: I see
Me: yesh
Shera: so
Shera: promise me
Shera: you'll tell the truth
Me: no
Shera: I KNEW IT
Shera: *SLAMS BENCH*
Me: knew what?
Shera: your seeeeeecret >w>
Me: my dirty little secret?
Shera: It's safe with me. Doooooont worry
Shera: Yes
Shera: Smexi Stair
Me: yesh?
Shera: >w>
Shera: <w<
Shera: never mind
Me: indeed they will
Me: what are we talking about?
Shera: nice.
Shera: YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME
Me: i know
Me: that's why i'm talking to you owo
Shera: clever, I meant hide the truth from me
Shera: that was a nice bit of deduction there Mr. Holmes
Me: well watson i do what i do and love it
Shera: *hands over smoking pipe*
Shera: you missed that
Me: well said watsn
Me: *watson
Me: *smokes*
Shera: xD
Shera: you made my day, Holmes
Me: gets high*
Me: oh my God watson get DWON!
Me: *pushes you*
Me: that was a close one Watson
Me: that unicorn could have run over you
Shera: err, that's nice, why don't you take a seat there.
Shera: Thanks for saving me, by the way, Holmes
Me: what seat?
Me: the pleasure is mine watson
Shera: We'll have a client coming in soon.
Shera: *80s London Music plays in BG*
Me: excellent i'm sure we can get some clues from him
Shera: Mr. Holmes
Shera: Enlighten me,
Shera: what is this case about?
Me: there has been word that when the Queen jumped out of that helicopter in the olympics she actually fell into a local barbeque
Me: people suspect that the one who showed up was actually jack black dressed as the queen
Shera: Hm...
Shera: So, Mr.Holmes
Shera: who IS our client?
Shera: The Olympic organizer?
Me: no
Me: Rowan Atkinson
Shera: That name sounds VERY familiar...
Shera: Oh my..
Shera: Isn't that
Shera: The popularly called comedian...
Me: indeed
Shera: "Mr. Pumpkin"?
Me: he's too funn-
Me: ...
Me: no Watson
Me: it is not mr.pumpkin
Shera: Yes?
Shera: No?
Shera: Oh RIGHT!
Shera: It was Mr. Tomato
Shera: ...right?
Me: it's mr.apple
Me: FIRETRUCKING APPLE WATSON
Shera: Apple Watson?
Me: didn't you read the auto bio i just gave you?
Shera: I-I seem to have, but I foget.
Shera: *Forget
Shera: And I think those bios you gave me---
Shera: Oh no.
Me: what have you done?
Shera: It was really cold this morning...
Shera: And I kinda put a few waste papers in fireplace, because we ran out of wood...
Shera: *cough* Those Bios are on my table, Mr.Holmes.
Shera: *Ahem*
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Me: oh...
Me: i thought...
Shera: yes?
Me: wait so you just wasted my time to tell me that you put a few papers in the fireplace?
Shera: Yeeeeeeees.
Shera: *cough*
Shera: Oh my, I seem to have a bad cold.
Shera: By the way, Mr. Holmes, shouldn't we record what we do?
Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message
Posted Image
Shera: has sent you a handwritten message
Posted Image
Shera: nice work on that btw
Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message
Posted Image
Shera: You cant do that!
Shera: You wouldn't get through this case without my help o3o
Shera: I STILL HAVE THE BIOS
Shera: *coughcoughor the fireplace anyway hehecoughcoughcough*
Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message
Posted Image
Shera: *watches*
Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message
Posted Image
Shera: This is the place where kids say, 'U mad?' Mr. Holmes Posted Image
Me: no i'm not mad watson
Me: i am
Me: gay
Me: (meaning happy) :3
Shera: Indeed Mr. Holmes! I always knew you were gay!
Shera: (Sorry I fell down laughing)
Me: you fell down? Posted Image
Shera: Apparently yes.
Shera: Mr. Holmes, can you please do me a favor?
Me: yes watson?
Shera: can you please put this on the chat logs?
Me: you mean save this convo?
Me: sure
Shera: ON SECOND THOUGHT, NO WAIT
Shera: WAIT WAIT
Me: okay?
Shera: no go ahead -____-"
Me: lol okay
Me: but where do i put it?
Shera: :3 there
Me: okaey dokey
Shera: Thanks a ton Mr. Holmes!
Shera: I'm sure people will like it!
Me: indeed they will watson
Shera: It will make our reputation higher
Shera: we will recieve many more clients!
Edited by Lt.Random

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KH13: Hello member
Me: omg
Me: Hello O.O
KH13: My data says that you are a hedgehog. Is that correct?
Me: It is. What of it?
KH13: And you are the leader of the hedgehog army, yes?
Me: I am. o.o
KH13: Then I must warn you about this war. It will rip apart everything that is KH13 itself. Stop now.
Me: I will never stop.
KH13: Don't you see? You will destroy me to take out the other armies! Give up!
Me: I don't curr. I will defy the site.
Me: Anyway, who are you?
KH13: I am KH13
Me: No. Who are you. Really??
KH13: I am KH13
Me: o-o
Me: You aren't
KH13: I am.
Me: What proof do you have?
KH13: Check for my profile.
Me: o.o
Me: It doesn't exist
KH13: Exactly. I am KH13. The whole site is mine so I need no profile.
Me: If you are KH13
Me: then you should side with the hedgehogs@
Me: *!
KH13: I cannot. As the site I shall remain out of your silly war.
Me: Welp. You missed out on being a hedgehog.
Me: WE COULD HAVE MADE THIS
Me: H13
Me: for hedgehogs
KH13: I still decline
Me: Fine.
Me: Can I at least have KH13's blessings in this war?
KH13: No, you cannot.
Me: firetruck
Me: fine. See you later, site
KH13: Goodbye Member.
 
So I got to met KH13. That was nice.

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KH13: Hello member
Me: omg
Me: Hello O.O
KH13: My data says that you are a hedgehog. Is that correct?
Me: It is. What of it?
KH13: And you are the leader of the hedgehog army, yes?
Me: I am. o.o
KH13: Then I must warn you about this war. It will rip apart everything that is KH13 itself. Stop now.
Me: I will never stop.
KH13: Don't you see? You will destroy me to take out the other armies! Give up!
Me: I don't curr. I will defy the site.
Me: Anyway, who are you?
KH13: I am KH13
Me: No. Who are you. Really??
KH13: I am KH13
Me: o-o
Me: You aren't
KH13: I am.
Me: What proof do you have?
KH13: Check for my profile.
Me: o.o
Me: It doesn't exist
KH13: Exactly. I am KH13. The whole site is mine so I need no profile.
Me: If you are KH13
Me: then you should side with the hedgehogs@
Me: *!
KH13: I cannot. As the site I shall remain out of your silly war.
Me: Welp. You missed out on being a hedgehog.
Me: WE COULD HAVE MADE THIS
Me: H13
Me: for hedgehogs
KH13: I still decline
Me: Fine.
Me: Can I at least have KH13's blessings in this war?
KH13: No, you cannot.
Me: firetruck
Me: fine. See you later, site
KH13: Goodbye Member.
 
So I got to met KH13. That was nice.

 

YOU TOO KEYS? 8D

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User: Do you like kh13?Cleverbot: Yes I do like dogs.

 

 

QUOTA D:

 

 

 
User: Are you duck?
 
Cleverbot:No.
 
User: I think you are...
 
Cleverbot: Let's talk about you.
 
User: No, let's talk about how much you love being a duck
 
Cleverbot: No, let's talk about you.
 
User: What the duck...
 
Cleverbot: Don't you know what reading means???
 
User: DUCK, CALLED IT, YOU'RE A DUCK.
 
Cleverbot: No I'm a wolf.
 
User: Ok then, suit yourself.
 
Cleverbot: Ok.
 
 
Cleverbot's a wolf O.O

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Th-real_KH13: Master hedgehog!
Th-real_KH13: Thank DC i found you
Me: o.o
Me: another KH13?
Th-real_KH13: befre it's too late
Th-real_KH13: another?
Me: before what's too late?
Th-real_KH13: damn it
Me: yes, there was another before you.
Th-real_KH13: he got to you first didn't he?
Th-real_KH13: the imposter got to you!
Me: who? KH13?
Me: it's an imposter? o.o
Th-real_KH13: yes
Th-real_KH13: do not believe him
Me: ah
Th-real_KH13: he is posing to be the site for some personal gain
Th-real_KH13: DO
Th-real_KH13: NOT
Th-real_KH13: FALL
Th-real_KH13: FOR
Th-real_KH13: HIS
Me: so that means my war won't destroyt the site.
Th-real_KH13: LIIIIIIEEEESSSS
Me: HE TRIED TO TRICK ME SO THAT I WOULD LOSE THE WAR!
Th-real_KH13: ye-...
Th-real_KH13: wait what!?
Th-real_KH13: you're starting a war!?
Me: o.o
Me: there's been a war
Me: for months
Th-real_KH13: i don't like wars D':
Th-real_KH13: they hurt me
Th-real_KH13: months you say?
Me: yes, months
Th-real_KH13: I must stop this madness
Th-real_KH13: To the-
Th-real_KH13: *crashes*
Th-real_KH13: x-x
Me: no, you don't!
Me: This war is mine.
Th-real_KH13: ...
Th-real_KH13: *gets back*
Th-real_KH13: gaaah stupid server downtime Dx
Th-real_KH13: now where was i?
Th-real_KH13: ah yes
Th-real_KH13: to the forum!
Th-real_KH13: *clicks*
Th-real_KH13: ....
Me: NO YOU DON'T
Th-real_KH13: *clicks clicks clicks*
Me: *SPAMS THE SITE*
Th-real_KH13: i can't access it O_O
Th-real_KH13: Master has banned me
Me: access what? o.o
Th-real_KH13: Master does not love me ;-;
Me: DC is your master?
Th-real_KH13: welli AM kh13
Th-real_KH13: and i have been banned form myself
Th-real_KH13: by my master
Me: but that makes no sense
Me: without kh13
Th-real_KH13: master does not love me ;-;
Me: there would be no DC
Th-real_KH13: welcome to me
Th-real_KH13: I don't make any sense
Me: sounds like KH13
Th-real_KH13: indeed i am
Th-real_KH13: so what's on your mind?
Me: Hedgehoggy things
Th-real_KH13: tell me more
Th-real_KH13: wiill you work for me?
Me: No
Me: I am my own leader
Me: Anyways, it's time for my hedgehog suntan. Goodbye KH13.
 
Th-real_KH13: no please come back
Th-real_KH13: i love you loyal member
Me: Do not fret. I shall return.
 
Th-real_KH13: please take part in my plan to overthrow the evil webmaster and take control of myself
Th-real_KH13: pwease? :3
Me: Alright
 
Th-real_KH13: yayz
Me: but for now I must depart. I shall return, KH13
Th-real_KH13: you will not be disappointed user
Th-real_KH13: yes i shall wait for you user
Th-real_KH13: i am here for you user
Th-real_KH13: i LOVE YOU USER >Posted Image
 
Wtf is going on today.

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Th-real_KH13: hello
 
Me: hi
 
Th-real_KH13: speak to me user
 
Th-real_KH13: please user
 
Me: haha nice name
 
Th-real_KH13: i was goign to pick my original name
 
Th-real_KH13: but it wa stolen by the imposter
 
Th-real_KH13: you must stop the imposter
 
Me: i will try
 
Th-real_KH13: thank you user
 
Th-real_KH13: i appreciate this user
 
Th-real_KH13: i love you user

 

Me: i love you too kh13

 

Th-real_KH13: will you support my cause user?
 
Me: of course
 
Th-real_KH13: help me take down the webmaster so that i may regain control of myself user
 
Th-real_KH13: goodbye for now user

 

Me: bye kh13


 

 

Th-real_KH13: Master hedgehog!
Th-real_KH13: Thank DC i found you
Me: o.o
Me: another KH13?
Th-real_KH13: befre it's too late
Th-real_KH13: another?
Me: before what's too late?
Th-real_KH13: damn it
Me: yes, there was another before you.
Th-real_KH13: he got to you first didn't he?
Th-real_KH13: the imposter got to you!
Me: who? KH13?
Me: it's an imposter? o.o
Th-real_KH13: yes
Th-real_KH13: do not believe him
Me: ah
Th-real_KH13: he is posing to be the site for some personal gain
Th-real_KH13: DO
Th-real_KH13: NOT
Th-real_KH13: FALL
Th-real_KH13: FOR
Th-real_KH13: HIS
Me: so that means my war won't destroyt the site.
Th-real_KH13: LIIIIIIEEEESSSS
Me: HE TRIED TO TRICK ME SO THAT I WOULD LOSE THE WAR!
Th-real_KH13: ye-...
Th-real_KH13: wait what!?
Th-real_KH13: you're starting a war!?
Me: o.o
Me: there's been a war
Me: for months
Th-real_KH13: i don't like wars D':
Th-real_KH13: they hurt me
Th-real_KH13: months you say?
Me: yes, months
Th-real_KH13: I must stop this madness
Th-real_KH13: To the-
Th-real_KH13: *crashes*
Th-real_KH13: x-x
Me: no, you don't!
Me: This war is mine.
Th-real_KH13: ...
Th-real_KH13: *gets back*
Th-real_KH13: gaaah stupid server downtime Dx
Th-real_KH13: now where was i?
Th-real_KH13: ah yes
Th-real_KH13: to the forum!
Th-real_KH13: *clicks*
Th-real_KH13: ....
Me: NO YOU DON'T
Th-real_KH13: *clicks clicks clicks*
Me: *SPAMS THE SITE*
Th-real_KH13: i can't access it O_O
Th-real_KH13: Master has banned me
Me: access what? o.o
Th-real_KH13: Master does not love me ;-;
Me: DC is your master?
Th-real_KH13: welli AM kh13
Th-real_KH13: and i have been banned form myself
Th-real_KH13: by my master
Me: but that makes no sense
Me: without kh13
Th-real_KH13: master does not love me ;-;
Me: there would be no DC
Th-real_KH13: welcome to me
Th-real_KH13: I don't make any sense
Me: sounds like KH13
Th-real_KH13: indeed i am
Th-real_KH13: so what's on your mind?
Me: Hedgehoggy things
Th-real_KH13: tell me more
Th-real_KH13: wiill you work for me?
Me: No
Me: I am my own leader
Me: Anyways, it's time for my hedgehog suntan. Goodbye KH13.
 
Th-real_KH13: no please come back
Th-real_KH13: i love you loyal member
Me: Do not fret. I shall return.
 
Th-real_KH13: please take part in my plan to overthrow the evil webmaster and take control of myself
Th-real_KH13: pwease? :3
Me: Alright
 
Th-real_KH13: yayz
Me: but for now I must depart. I shall return, KH13
Th-real_KH13: you will not be disappointed user
Th-real_KH13: yes i shall wait for you user
Th-real_KH13: i am here for you user
Th-real_KH13: i LOVE YOU USER >Posted Image
 
Wtf is going on today.

so were with...the site?!

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