This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

 

Hei

There's a real abundance of green tonight

Add / Show comments (9)

 

Xaon

It's the best color ever.

 

Hei

Color of the GODS

 

RoxSoxKH

I hate green.

 

RoxSoxKH

Green is only acceptable when it's money.

 

Xaon

Green is the color of willpower man.

 

RoxSoxKH

Green is the color of diarrhea I had when I was eight.

 

Xaon

You're the color of diarrhea

 

RoxSoxKH

Your face is stupid.

 

 

 

 I know it's not a chat log, but this exhange was just to amazing not to immortalize

 

i was dumb enough to hit the show comments link and end up in the forum boards

 

 

I hate green

[12:04:14 AM] Chris: Stay gold proto boy

Me: Bitches be like(10:44pm)

Hei: they be like(10:50pm)

Hei: Man, this guy's mother is a pigeon(10:50pm)

Hei: and I'm like(10:50pm)

Hei: Yeah, he's a pigeon, with go go boots(10:50pm)

Hei: and they like(10:50pm)

Hei: What the hell, weird pigeon wearing go go boots(10:51pm)

Me: ...(10:55pm)

Me: I think I love you.(10:55pm)

Hei: I know

Me: "I'm available.". Now, I refuse to take this status at face value.(2:28am)

Me: I don't think you're putting the message out there that you're available to talk to...(2:28am)

Me: no.(2:28am)

Me: I think you're just trying to tell everyone you're single.(2:28am)

Sora96: Haha, how would you know?(2:29am)

Me: Which, is of course a lie. Sora96 isn't single...(2:29am)

Me: ...(2:29am)

Me: Or is he?(2:30am)

Sora96: How would you know?(2:30am)

Me: Well, I don't know for sure, it's just common sense.(2:30am)

Me: Sora96 is too amazing not to be knee deep in poon.(2:30am)

Sora96: What?(2:31am)

Me: So you don't agree that you're amazeballs fantastic?(2:32am)

Me: Why, Sora96, I never pegged you as being the self-deprecating sort.(2:32am)

Me: So, I've learned something new tonight. I feel accomplished.(2:32am)

 

 

So let it be known. Sora96 is single and self-deprecating. Go get em' ladies.

 

Edited May 7, 201312 yr by RoxSoxKH

God dammit Sox stop filling the logs

God dammit Sox stop filling the logs

I'm sorreh.

Me: happy may seven. : D

Xylek: indeed

Xylek: hmmm

Xylek: why does the 7th deserve a "happy"?

Me: ...Why does "Christmas" deserve Merry?

Xylek: cause...jesus?

Me: Wrong. Because wynaut.

Me: That is why Xylek, Happy may Seventh, like it or not.

Xylek: wise words

Me: I know. I've never sounded that dumb u_u

Xaon: i know a great person to add to your story

Me: hmmm

Xaon: Your baby mama

Me: no

Me: c'mon man...

Xaon: 8D

Xaon: hwo could I not? I can totally use that personality

Xaon: dont worry you wont be all of em or anything

Xaon: youll just find it annoying

Me: what?

Xaon: your baby mama!

Xaon: oh and i meant my story haha

Me: but there not mine...

Xaon: i know

Xaon: but i can totally use that

 

THERES YOUR firetruckin proof 

Edited May 7, 201312 yr by Xylek

 

Xaon: i know a great person to add to your story

Me: hmmm

Xaon: Your baby mama

Me: no

Me: c'mon man...

Xaon: 8D

Xaon: hwo could I not? I can totally use that personality

Xaon: dont worry you wont be all of em or anything

Xaon: youll just find it annoying

Me: what?

Xaon: your baby mama!

Xaon: oh and i meant my story haha

Me: but there not mine...

Xaon: i know

Xaon: but i can totally use that

 

THERES YOUR firetruckin proof 

DUUUUUUDE! DON'T GIVE AWAY SPOILERS!

Me: So, what is it exactly that you're paranoid of?(3:32am)

Paranoia: Bears(3:32am)

Me: Well, it doesn't get much simpler then that.(3:32am)

 

Just in case you guys were curious.

Me: hei asked me how to feed his neopet

Xaon: hahaha

Xaon: wow

Me: i know

Me: its like hes never had a neopet before

Me: hahaha

Me: and now

Me: [4:33:47 PM] RamenForSale: ALL OF THE FOOD IS OVERPRICED
[4:34:21 PM] Xylek ...: you can get free food
[4:34:36 PM] RamenForSale: where

Me: classic

Xaon: hahahaha

Xaon: what a dummy

Me: [4:43:27 PM] RamenForSale: I got rare stuff from that money tree

Me: HAHAHAHA

Xaon:

Me: this just keeps getting better and better

 

what a noob  

 

Me: hei asked me how to feed his neopet

Xaon: hahaha

Xaon: wow

Me: i know

Me: its like hes never had a neopet before

Me: hahaha

Me: and now

Me: [4:33:47 PM] RamenForSale: ALL OF THE FOOD IS OVERPRICED

[4:34:21 PM] Xylek ...: you can get free food

[4:34:36 PM] RamenForSale: where

Me: classic

Xaon: hahahaha

Xaon: what a dummy

Me: [4:43:27 PM] RamenForSale: I got rare stuff from that money tree

Me: HAHAHAHA

Xaon:

Me: this just keeps getting better and better

 

what a noob  

I haven't played neopets since I was like 10, cut me some slack JANK

I haven't played neopets since I was like 10, cut me some slack JANK

i may be jank but i can feed my neopet OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i may be jank but i can feed my neopet OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you bastard, now I know how....and you will feel the wrath of General Glory

SLH: HOLY SHIZ SHERA

SLH: I'M NUMBER 12 OF THE WHOREGANIZATION

SLH: I'M KH13'S MARLUXIA

Alice: you didnt know? ._.

SLH: When I'm online, I can't acess the Top reputation page

Alice: huh

Alice: how

SLH: When I became a Sectional moderator

SLH: I can't acess that page since then

Alice: o_o

Alice: Well

Alice: how did you know now...?

SLH: Checked it through IE

Alice: oooh

Alice: wait all you had to

Alice: do

SLH: ?

Alice: was log out

SLH: I don't liek logging out

SLH: *like

Alice: ....or alll you had to do

Alice: was open an incognito window

Alice: and P.S

Alice: SLH

Alice: number 12

Alice: is Larxene

Alice: not Luxia

SLH: O.o

SLH: WAT

SLH: I'M A GIRL?

Alice: get you shiz together slh dammit

SLH: firetruck no

SLH: FIRETRUCK NO

Alice: (smirk)

Alice: Classy

Me: Why does Shakira sound so strange when she sings...(11:03am)

Me: like seriously(11:03am)

Me: have you ever listened to a Shakira song(11:03am)

Shera: yes(11:03am)

Shera: who wouldnt(11:03am)

Me: She has like four different singing voices(11:03am)

Me: It's very strange(11:03am)

Shera: LOLOLOLOOL(11:03am)

Me: yet somehow captivating(11:03am)

Me: and them dance moves(11:04am)

Shera: *seducing(11:04am)

Me: the sexy(11:04am)

Shera: Waka Waka(11:04am)

Shera: whatever(11:04am)

Shera: dance thing(11:04am)

Shera: that was(11:04am)

Me: WHENEVER(11:04am)

Me: WHEREVER(11:04am)

Me: WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER(11:04am)

Me:

(11:04am)

Shera: well aint that cute(11:04am)

Shera: >4 seconds into video(11:05am)

Shera: >buffers(11:05am)

Me: Like(11:05am)

Me: listen to her(11:05am)

Me: just(11:05am)

Me: try to count how many different voices she sings with(11:06am)

Me: (11:06am)

Me: I don't know if I like it or not(11:06am)

Me: Like I said, it's very captivating... seductive, like you said...(11:06am)

Me: so it has an allure(11:06am)

Shera: why is her body(11:06am)

Shera: so(11:06am)

Shera: AWESOME(11:06am)

Me: but it does sound so strange(11:06am)

Shera: *^*(11:06am)

Me: I KNOW(11:06am)

Me: THEM HIPS(11:07am)

Me: THAT MID RIFF(11:07am)

Me: DAT ASS(11:07am)

Shera: ^ that sums it up(11:07am)

Shera: DUDE WHAT IS HER VOICE BOX MADE OF(11:07am)

Me: And she's actually beautiful. Like seriously, when you look at her face... gorgeous.(11:08am)

Me: IT'S MADE OF(11:08am)

Me: SEX(11:08am)

Me: I'm convinced that's accurate.(11:08am)

Shera: seems legit(11:08am)

Shera: Very.(11:08am)

Shera: Now this will be the woman(11:08am)

Shera: Who will inspire me(11:08am)

Shera: to(11:08am)

Shera: okay firetruck it i can never do that :~:(11:08am)

Me: I love how we started this conversation uncertain about whether we actually like her voice or not(11:09am)

Me: and we end the conversation GUSHING OVER THAT BOD AND THE SEX IN HER VOICE AND HOLY SHIT(11:09am)

Me: ...(11:09am)

Me: We were just seduced, dude.(11:09am)

Shera: well

 

 

And this is how seduction works. Seriously.

[9:18:48 PM] Chris: i'm shaking in my booty shorts

Me: DUSK

Me: I'LL LET YOU HEAR A SECRET, WANNA HEAR IT?

dusk: SLH

dusk: YES

Me: THE

Me: CAKE

Me: IS

Me: A

Me: LIE

Me:

dusk: MY DAMN

Me: AND

Me: GARCHOMP

Me: IS

Me: BETTER

Me: THAN

Me: DRAGONITE

Me: IN

Me: EVERY

Me: WAY

Me:

dusk: AND

Me:

dusk: YOU

dusk: ARE

Me: *

dusk: DRUNK

Me: WAI

Me: IT'S 14:30

Me: IT'S NOT MY DRINKING TIME

dusk: DOES

dusk: IT

Me: YET

dusk: REALLY

dusk: MATTER

dusk: yet..

dusk: EVERY TIME IS DRINKING TIME

Me:

dusk: yaah

Me: GETZ ME TAH BEER

dusk: DA BEER

Me: TODAY I HAVE AN EXAM, AND I DON'T FIRETRUCKING CARE

Me: /SHOT

dusk:

 

EVERYTIME IS DRINKING TIME

Hei: Hello my name is Xaon, I like long walks on the beach

Hei: boy scouts with green rings

Hei: and an assortment of north dakota food

Me: lol

 

Me: thats pretty good

Xaon: and i completely forgot all of gls moves.

Me: you jank

Xaon: well i had him down pretty good

Me: hal would be disappointed

Xaon: but then i wanted to learn sinestro so i could beat you with him

 

you heard it here first folks xaon would go yellow just to beat me

Me: HEI

Me: WHAT IF

Me: YIVELTAL WOULD BECOME A BETTER DRAGON TYPE THAT GARCHOMP?

Me: THERE'S A POSSIBILITY

Me: IT'S A LETTER

Me: AND IT LOOKS LIKE A WYVERN FROM KH1

Me: AND OH GOD

Me: IT LOOKS LIKE DUSTFLIER

Me: *RAGES

Hei: BUT IN THE END

Hei: DRAGONITE

Me: GARCHOMP

Hei: IS STILL THE MAIN DRAGON

Me: X2

Me:

Me: BUT STILL

Me: GARCHOMP CAN OWN FAIRY TYPES

Me: (Which are broken btw)

Hei: FAIRY TYPES?

Hei: THERE ARE FAIRY POKEMON NOW?

Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

Me: OOPS

Me: I SHOULD HAVE PUT THE SPOILER ALERT

Me: SORRY

Me: D:

Me: BUT YES

Me: FAIRY TYPES

Me: ARE REAL NOW

Hei: YA LIAR

Hei: LYINGGGGG ABOUT THE PIXIE POKEMON

Me: I'M NOT

Me: WANT MORE SPOILERS?

Hei: MORE SPOILERS?

Hei: WHAT

Hei: LIKE

Me: MAWILE

Hei: TITANIUM POKEMON?

Me: ISN'T A PURE STEEL TYPE ANYMORE

Me: IT'S

 

Me: YOU GUESSED IT

 

Me: STEEL/FAIRY

 

Me: TALK ABOUT BEING BROKEN AS FIRETRUCK

Hei: OHHHHHHHHHH MAN

Me: MORE SPOILERS

 

Hei: BET HAS SOME LIKE TINKER BELL INFINITY LASER

Me: *Drum roolls

 

Me: THIS IS A BIG ONE

 

Me: ARE YOU READY?

 

Hei: SURE

Me: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

 

Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Me:

 

Hei: FFFF

Hei: YA SPOILED IT

Me: *Troll Fae

 

Me: *Face

 

Me: IT'S THE MOST COMMON SPOILER HEI

 

Basic trolling

Got bored.  Went to Omegle.  This occurred, gave me teh lulz.  Thought I'd share.

 

   

 

Also, I just had one of the most amazing conversations ever.  I have decided to share it with you good people and spread it's awesomeness.

 

http://logs.omegle.com/d360174

Edited May 15, 201312 yr by Keyblader

Hei: 11th doctor is cool(8:52pm)

Me: Indeed.(8:53pm)

Me: The 11th Doctor is cool, the 10th is brilliant, and 9th is fantastic.(8:54pm)

Hei: Oh wow(8:55pm)

Hei: Saying he is cool ties into fezzes are cool(8:55pm)

Me: And bowties.(8:55pm)

Me: And calling the 10th Brilliant ties into

(8:56pm)

Me: and calling the 9th fantastic ties into

(8:56pm)

Me: duh(8:56pm)

Hei: Fantastibrillianool(9:04pm)

Me: Brilliooltastic.(9:05pm)

Hei: 2 words just created within the confounds of a chat box(9:08pm)

Me: We're amazing like that.

Me: I'm thirsty.(9:13pm)

Hei: Find a waterfall and proceed to drink(9:17pm)

Me: I live in Florida, not the firetrucking amazon.(9:18pm)

Hei: Push Florida to the amazon(9:20pm)

Hei: Come on man, it's obvious what you have to do(9:20pm)

Me: This isn't Superman Returns.(9:15pm)

Hei: Find a map of the world(9:22pm)

Hei: Fold it so Florida is right next to the amazon(9:22pm)

Hei: There ya go, waterfall(9:22pm)

Hei: Drink, thirst quenched(9:22pm)

Me: Amazing.