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[RoxSox 3,593]

Hei

There's a real abundance of green tonight

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Xaon

It's the best color ever.

 

Hei

Color of the GODS

 

RoxSoxKH

I hate green.

 

RoxSoxKH

Green is only acceptable when it's money.

 

Xaon

Green is the color of willpower man.

 

RoxSoxKH

Green is the color of diarrhea I had when I was eight.

 

Xaon

You're the color of diarrhea

 

RoxSoxKH

Your face is stupid.

 

 

 

 I know it's not a chat log, but this exhange was just to amazing not to immortalize

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

 

Hei

There's a real abundance of green tonight

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Xaon

It's the best color ever.

 

Hei

Color of the GODS

 

RoxSoxKH

I hate green.

 

RoxSoxKH

Green is only acceptable when it's money.

 

Xaon

Green is the color of willpower man.

 

RoxSoxKH

Green is the color of diarrhea I had when I was eight.

 

Xaon

You're the color of diarrhea

 

RoxSoxKH

Your face is stupid.

 

 

 

 I know it's not a chat log, but this exhange was just to amazing not to immortalize

 

i was dumb enough to hit the show comments link and end up in the forum boards

 

 

I hate green

[Protoman 1,974]

[12:04:14 AM] Chris: Stay gold proto boy

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: Bitches be like(10:44pm)

Hei: they be like(10:50pm)

Hei: Man, this guy's mother is a pigeon(10:50pm)

Hei: and I'm like(10:50pm)

Hei: Yeah, he's a pigeon, with go go boots(10:50pm)

Hei: and they like(10:50pm)

Hei: What the hell, weird pigeon wearing go go boots(10:51pm)

Me: ...(10:55pm)

Me: I think I love you.(10:55pm)

Hei: I know

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: "I'm available.". Now, I refuse to take this status at face value.(2:28am)

Me: I don't think you're putting the message out there that you're available to talk to...(2:28am)

Me: no.(2:28am)

Me: I think you're just trying to tell everyone you're single.(2:28am)

Sora96: Haha, how would you know?(2:29am)

Me: Which, is of course a lie. Sora96 isn't single...(2:29am)

Me: ...(2:29am)

Me: Or is he?(2:30am)

Sora96: How would you know?(2:30am)

Me: Well, I don't know for sure, it's just common sense.(2:30am)

Me: Sora96 is too amazing not to be knee deep in poon.(2:30am)

Sora96: What?(2:31am)

Me: So you don't agree that you're amazeballs fantastic?(2:32am)

Me: Why, Sora96, I never pegged you as being the self-deprecating sort.(2:32am)

Me: So, I've learned something new tonight. I feel accomplished.(2:32am)

 

 

So let it be known. Sora96 is single and self-deprecating. Go get em' ladies.

 

Edited May 7, 2013 by RoxSoxKH

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

God dammit Sox stop filling the logs

[RoxSox 3,593]

God dammit Sox stop filling the logs

I'm sorreh.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Me: happy may seven. : D

Xylek: indeed

Xylek: hmmm

Xylek: why does the 7th deserve a "happy"?

Me: ...Why does "Christmas" deserve Merry?

Xylek: cause...jesus?

Me: Wrong. Because wynaut.

Me: That is why Xylek, Happy may Seventh, like it or not.

Xylek: wise words

Me: I know. I've never sounded that dumb u_u

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Xaon: i know a great person to add to your story

Me: hmmm

Xaon: Your baby mama

Me: no

Me: c'mon man...

Xaon: 8D

Xaon: hwo could I not? I can totally use that personality

Xaon: dont worry you wont be all of em or anything

Xaon: youll just find it annoying

Me: what?

Xaon: your baby mama!

Xaon: oh and i meant my story haha

Me: but there not mine...

Xaon: i know

Xaon: but i can totally use that

 

THERES YOUR firetruckin proof 

Edited May 7, 2013 by Xylek

[Demyx. 10,064]

 

Xaon: i know a great person to add to your story

Me: hmmm

Xaon: Your baby mama

Me: no

Me: c'mon man...

Xaon: 8D

Xaon: hwo could I not? I can totally use that personality

Xaon: dont worry you wont be all of em or anything

Xaon: youll just find it annoying

Me: what?

Xaon: your baby mama!

Xaon: oh and i meant my story haha

Me: but there not mine...

Xaon: i know

Xaon: but i can totally use that

 

THERES YOUR firetruckin proof 

DUUUUUUDE! DON'T GIVE AWAY SPOILERS!

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: So, what is it exactly that you're paranoid of?(3:32am)

Paranoia: Bears(3:32am)

Me: Well, it doesn't get much simpler then that.(3:32am)

 

Just in case you guys were curious.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Me: hei asked me how to feed his neopet

Xaon: hahaha

Xaon: wow

Me: i know

Me: its like hes never had a neopet before

Me: hahaha

Me: and now

Me: [4:33:47 PM] RamenForSale: ALL OF THE FOOD IS OVERPRICED
[4:34:21 PM] Xylek ...: you can get free food
[4:34:36 PM] RamenForSale: where

Me: classic

Xaon: hahahaha

Xaon: what a dummy

Me: [4:43:27 PM] RamenForSale: I got rare stuff from that money tree

Me: HAHAHAHA

Xaon:

Me: this just keeps getting better and better

 

what a noob  

[Hei 3,233]

 

Me: hei asked me how to feed his neopet

Xaon: hahaha

Xaon: wow

Me: i know

Me: its like hes never had a neopet before

Me: hahaha

Me: and now

Me: [4:33:47 PM] RamenForSale: ALL OF THE FOOD IS OVERPRICED

[4:34:21 PM] Xylek ...: you can get free food

[4:34:36 PM] RamenForSale: where

Me: classic

Xaon: hahahaha

Xaon: what a dummy

Me: [4:43:27 PM] RamenForSale: I got rare stuff from that money tree

Me: HAHAHAHA

Xaon:

Me: this just keeps getting better and better

 

what a noob  

I haven't played neopets since I was like 10, cut me some slack JANK

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

I haven't played neopets since I was like 10, cut me some slack JANK

i may be jank but i can feed my neopet OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Hei 3,233]

i may be jank but i can feed my neopet OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you bastard, now I know how....and you will feel the wrath of General Glory

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

SLH: HOLY SHIZ SHERA

SLH: I'M NUMBER 12 OF THE WHOREGANIZATION

SLH: I'M KH13'S MARLUXIA

Alice: you didnt know? ._.

SLH: When I'm online, I can't acess the Top reputation page

Alice: huh

Alice: how

SLH: When I became a Sectional moderator

SLH: I can't acess that page since then

Alice: o_o

Alice: Well

Alice: how did you know now...?

SLH: Checked it through IE

Alice: oooh

Alice: wait all you had to

Alice: do

SLH: ?

Alice: was log out

SLH: I don't liek logging out

SLH: *like

Alice: ....or alll you had to do

Alice: was open an incognito window

Alice: and P.S

Alice: SLH

Alice: number 12

Alice: is Larxene

Alice: not Luxia

SLH: O.o

SLH: WAT

SLH: I'M A GIRL?

Alice: get you shiz together slh dammit

SLH: firetruck no

SLH: FIRETRUCK NO

Alice: (smirk)

Alice: Classy

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: Why does Shakira sound so strange when she sings...(11:03am)

Me: like seriously(11:03am)

Me: have you ever listened to a Shakira song(11:03am)

Shera: yes(11:03am)

Shera: who wouldnt(11:03am)

Me: She has like four different singing voices(11:03am)

Me: It's very strange(11:03am)

Shera: LOLOLOLOOL(11:03am)

Me: yet somehow captivating(11:03am)

Me: and them dance moves(11:04am)

Shera: *seducing(11:04am)

Me: the sexy(11:04am)

Shera: Waka Waka(11:04am)

Shera: whatever(11:04am)

Shera: dance thing(11:04am)

Shera: that was(11:04am)

Me: WHENEVER(11:04am)

Me: WHEREVER(11:04am)

Me: WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER(11:04am)

Me:

(11:04am)

Shera: well aint that cute(11:04am)

Shera: >4 seconds into video(11:05am)

Shera: >buffers(11:05am)

Me: Like(11:05am)

Me: listen to her(11:05am)

Me: just(11:05am)

Me: try to count how many different voices she sings with(11:06am)

Me: (11:06am)

Me: I don't know if I like it or not(11:06am)

Me: Like I said, it's very captivating... seductive, like you said...(11:06am)

Me: so it has an allure(11:06am)

Shera: why is her body(11:06am)

Shera: so(11:06am)

Shera: AWESOME(11:06am)

Me: but it does sound so strange(11:06am)

Shera: *^*(11:06am)

Me: I KNOW(11:06am)

Me: THEM HIPS(11:07am)

Me: THAT MID RIFF(11:07am)

Me: DAT ASS(11:07am)

Shera: ^ that sums it up(11:07am)

Shera: DUDE WHAT IS HER VOICE BOX MADE OF(11:07am)

Me: And she's actually beautiful. Like seriously, when you look at her face... gorgeous.(11:08am)

Me: IT'S MADE OF(11:08am)

Me: SEX(11:08am)

Me: I'm convinced that's accurate.(11:08am)

Shera: seems legit(11:08am)

Shera: Very.(11:08am)

Shera: Now this will be the woman(11:08am)

Shera: Who will inspire me(11:08am)

Shera: to(11:08am)

Shera: okay firetruck it i can never do that :~:(11:08am)

Me: I love how we started this conversation uncertain about whether we actually like her voice or not(11:09am)

Me: and we end the conversation GUSHING OVER THAT BOD AND THE SEX IN HER VOICE AND HOLY SHIT(11:09am)

Me: ...(11:09am)

Me: We were just seduced, dude.(11:09am)

Shera: well

 

 

And this is how seduction works. Seriously.

[Protoman 1,974]

[9:18:48 PM] Chris: i'm shaking in my booty shorts

[Weedanort 8,786]

Me: DUSK

Me: I'LL LET YOU HEAR A SECRET, WANNA HEAR IT?

dusk: SLH

dusk: YES

Me: THE

Me: CAKE

Me: IS

Me: A

Me: LIE

Me:

dusk: MY DAMN

Me: AND

Me: GARCHOMP

Me: IS

Me: BETTER

Me: THAN

Me: DRAGONITE

Me: IN

Me: EVERY

Me: WAY

Me:

dusk: AND

Me:

dusk: YOU

dusk: ARE

Me: *

dusk: DRUNK

Me: WAI

Me: IT'S 14:30

Me: IT'S NOT MY DRINKING TIME

dusk: DOES

dusk: IT

Me: YET

dusk: REALLY

dusk: MATTER

dusk: yet..

dusk: EVERY TIME IS DRINKING TIME

Me:

dusk: yaah

Me: GETZ ME TAH BEER

dusk: DA BEER

Me: TODAY I HAVE AN EXAM, AND I DON'T FIRETRUCKING CARE

Me: /SHOT

dusk:

 

EVERYTIME IS DRINKING TIME

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Hei: Hello my name is Xaon, I like long walks on the beach

Hei: boy scouts with green rings

Hei: and an assortment of north dakota food

Me: lol

 

Me: thats pretty good

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Xaon: and i completely forgot all of gls moves.

Me: you jank

Xaon: well i had him down pretty good

Me: hal would be disappointed

Xaon: but then i wanted to learn sinestro so i could beat you with him

 

you heard it here first folks xaon would go yellow just to beat me

[Weedanort 8,786]

Me: HEI

Me: WHAT IF

Me: YIVELTAL WOULD BECOME A BETTER DRAGON TYPE THAT GARCHOMP?

Me: THERE'S A POSSIBILITY

Me: IT'S A LETTER

Me: AND IT LOOKS LIKE A WYVERN FROM KH1

Me: AND OH GOD

Me: IT LOOKS LIKE DUSTFLIER

Me: *RAGES

Hei: BUT IN THE END

Hei: DRAGONITE

Me: GARCHOMP

Hei: IS STILL THE MAIN DRAGON

Me: X2

Me:

Me: BUT STILL

Me: GARCHOMP CAN OWN FAIRY TYPES

Me: (Which are broken btw)

Hei: FAIRY TYPES?

Hei: THERE ARE FAIRY POKEMON NOW?

Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

Me: OOPS

Me: I SHOULD HAVE PUT THE SPOILER ALERT

Me: SORRY

Me: D:

Me: BUT YES

Me: FAIRY TYPES

Me: ARE REAL NOW

Hei: YA LIAR

Hei: LYINGGGGG ABOUT THE PIXIE POKEMON

Me: I'M NOT

Me: WANT MORE SPOILERS?

Hei: MORE SPOILERS?

Hei: WHAT

Hei: LIKE

Me: MAWILE

Hei: TITANIUM POKEMON?

Me: ISN'T A PURE STEEL TYPE ANYMORE

Me: IT'S

 

Me: YOU GUESSED IT

 

Me: STEEL/FAIRY

 

Me: TALK ABOUT BEING BROKEN AS FIRETRUCK

Hei: OHHHHHHHHHH MAN

Me: MORE SPOILERS

 

Hei: BET HAS SOME LIKE TINKER BELL INFINITY LASER

Me: *Drum roolls

 

Me: THIS IS A BIG ONE

 

Me: ARE YOU READY?

 

Hei: SURE

Me: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

 

Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Me:

 

Hei: FFFF

Hei: YA SPOILED IT

Me: *Troll Fae

 

Me: *Face

 

Me: IT'S THE MOST COMMON SPOILER HEI

 

Basic trolling

[Keyblader 325]

Got bored.  Went to Omegle.  This occurred, gave me teh lulz.  Thought I'd share.

 

   

 

Also, I just had one of the most amazing conversations ever.  I have decided to share it with you good people and spread it's awesomeness.

 

http://logs.omegle.com/d360174

Edited May 15, 2013 by Keyblader

[RoxSox 3,593]

Hei: 11th doctor is cool(8:52pm)

Me: Indeed.(8:53pm)

Me: The 11th Doctor is cool, the 10th is brilliant, and 9th is fantastic.(8:54pm)

Hei: Oh wow(8:55pm)

Hei: Saying he is cool ties into fezzes are cool(8:55pm)

Me: And bowties.(8:55pm)

Me: And calling the 10th Brilliant ties into

(8:56pm)

Me: and calling the 9th fantastic ties into

(8:56pm)

Me: duh(8:56pm)

Hei: Fantastibrillianool(9:04pm)

Me: Brilliooltastic.(9:05pm)

Hei: 2 words just created within the confounds of a chat box(9:08pm)

Me: We're amazing like that.