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A very detailed introduction to Shard the Gentleman

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#1 Shard the Gentleman

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Posted 07 May 2015 - 12:04 AM

Be prepared to feel awkward, because I'm about to give you a 100% honest look into my life.


Any questions? I am gonna be 100% honest with everyone, so if you wanna ask me a personal question, feel free to ask. If I answer a question, it'll be one this post.


Odin Babajic: Probably ask him out idk

Soul Eater Evans:



Rainbow Dash: 200 and 1 Heterosexual Male. Homosexuals can't change Lightbulbs. I know because I AM a homosexual and I cannot change a lightbulb. The 200 Homosexuals simply admire the Hetero for his uncanny abilities.


SkyKeybladeHero: 1-Z... 26. Definitely 26.

Edited by Shard the Gentleman, 07 May 2015 - 12:36 PM.

#2 Odin Babajic

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Posted 07 May 2015 - 12:20 AM

100% honest?  I'm holding you to that.


A really big guy named Ivan the Meat-Grinder Operator walks into a respectable establishment where you happen to be seated.  You either don't care, or you feel uneasy...  You aren't sure about him just yet.  There's a table with a young couple to your left - the man is obviously Canadian while the young woman is a blond American.  For some reason, one of her feet is completely bare - the other one has both a shoe and a sock fitted.  The Canadian notices you looking at them, and mutters something in French, so you turn away.


To your right is an empty, recently vacated table.  Atop it is a serving menu, an empty champagne glass, a plate with a half-eaten crepe, and a stainless steel spork.  You feel Ivan creeping up on from behind, so you turn around and notice his gaze - along with his left glass eye.  It's a cold stare, the kind that sends shivers down your spine. What do you do?


Keep in mind that your answer to this dilemma will ultimately tell me exactly what sort of person you are...  So be very careful with your words!

EDIT:  I see...  I see.  So that's the sort of man you are.  I understand.  >:3

Edited by Odin Babajic, 07 May 2015 - 12:24 AM.

#3 Yukiteru Amano

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Posted 07 May 2015 - 12:45 AM

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the alphabet?

#4 Nero Kunivas

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Posted 07 May 2015 - 01:20 AM

A most interesting detailed description about you, Shard...


And no awkwardness was felt this day. X3

#5 Geralt


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Posted 07 May 2015 - 01:57 AM

That's one deep bio. 8D

How many homosexuals does it take to change a lightbulb?

#6 Aru Akise

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Posted 07 May 2015 - 06:49 AM

On a faggotness scale from 1 to Z, how faggot are you, Faggot? xD

Edited by SkyKeybladeHero, 07 May 2015 - 12:37 PM.

#7 Songbird Rebel

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 09:42 AM

Welcome to KH13 :D <3