Let the wind carry you far, far away... my Dandelions.
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Posted 07 May 2015 - 12:04 AM
Be prepared to feel awkward, because I'm about to give you a 100% honest look into my life.
Ready?
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Hi my name is Caleb. I was born July 14th, 1996, which makes me a Cancer and year of the Rat. I am a homosexual. I'm socially awkward and annoying and an idiot and can't talk normally around people I find attractive in any way. I don't know my 7 or 8 times tables or how to divide correctly. I was in advanced math in elementary and have been in lower class math classes since. I graduated in 2014 but chose not to walk graduation. I live with my dad and I am currently unemployed. I like video games and most music. And yeah.Um... I was born in Texas and hated most of my life in Florida until middle school, when I started really liking people. In 8th grade I had a crush on a dude who in 9th grade I learned died so I was kind of a downer for most of highschool until 12th grade and even today I'm still a downer at times but not as bad as I used to be. I still get annoying urges to off myself but I don't because Friend 1 and Friend 2 would be mad at me. I am a fan of a lot of shows and movies and books, but I haven't read anything recently. Favorite game series are Kingdom Hearts, Sonic, and Zelda. Those are my main three anyways.Hmm what else. I tend to like people who end up being pricks so liking someone is annoying. I don't go out much but when I do, it's usually with Friend 1 and mostly just to Winn dixie or something. I don't like sports at all, but I do find soccer to be playable for me. Sometimes I'm a horrible gay guy and other times I am so stereotypically gay that I deserve a roll in early 2000's movies. I don't know when to shut up a lot and make really crappy jokes so sorry for that. I'm not as sexual as I am told I am, or as much as I joke about it. Sometimes jokes just need to be made. I am Caucasian, have hazel eyes and brown hair. I'm 5'11 and I don't know how much I weigh. I haven't been to a doctor in years.
Any questions? I am gonna be 100% honest with everyone, so if you wanna ask me a personal question, feel free to ask. If I answer a question, it'll be one this post.
This is hard to answer, because there are 26 letters, and I can only use 10 numbers... so I'd have to rate my top 10 letters. But Colors, you said. There's Blue witch is B, I for Indigo, T for Turquoise, C for Cyan, H for Heather.... and there's others like E for Emerald, V for Violet, A for Amarillo, N for Neon Green, and S for Scarlet... I think that order is good. So that would be:
B-1
I-2
T-3
C-4
H-5
E-6
V-7
A-8
N-9
S-10
Rainbow Dash: 200 and 1 Heterosexual Male. Homosexuals can't change Lightbulbs. I know because I AM a homosexual and I cannot change a lightbulb. The 200 Homosexuals simply admire the Hetero for his uncanny abilities.
A really big guy named Ivan the Meat-Grinder Operator walks into a respectable establishment where you happen to be seated. You either don't care, or you feel uneasy... You aren't sure about him just yet. There's a table with a young couple to your left - the man is obviously Canadian while the young woman is a blond American. For some reason, one of her feet is completely bare - the other one has both a shoe and a sock fitted. The Canadian notices you looking at them, and mutters something in French, so you turn away.
To your right is an empty, recently vacated table. Atop it is a serving menu, an empty champagne glass, a plate with a half-eaten crepe, and a stainless steel spork. You feel Ivan creeping up on from behind, so you turn around and notice his gaze - along with his left glass eye. It's a cold stare, the kind that sends shivers down your spine. What do you do?
Keep in mind that your answer to this dilemma will ultimately tell me exactly what sort of person you are... So be very careful with your words!
EDIT: I see... I see. So that's the sort of man you are. I understand. >
