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ORIGINAL POST.

 

So I got a little bored doing my homework today. I was talking to my friend and she told me how saying Me're a girl in a chatroom causes perverts to descend from the heavens, and by heavens I mean the basements of disappointed parents. So I decided to go onto Omeagle, which is a place where  you can have 1 on 1 chats with random people anonymously and see how many lonely pervs I could troll. 

 

Now generally all of the perverts are, of course men. So I have to posed as a female in order to be prevent from being disconnected immediately. Only here is the catch, I do so as Females from video games or TV shows. In this first attempt I posed as Kairi and Korra and Assami from the Avatar: The Legend of Korra series. 

 

This subject matter is very inappropriate for children or the family/workplace  I am speaking to some of the most perverted and disgusting people you could run into on the internet.  If you are under 16 you may not be old enough to be reading this stuff. 

 

So here we go!

 

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Number 1: Kairi

 

 

 

 

Me're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Me and the stranger both like Sex.
 

Stranger: M or f
 

Me: Female
 

Stranger: Yes I'm a male
 

Me: Oh great
 

Me: So what are you doing?
 

Stranger: Huh?
 

Stranger: I'm chatting with you aren't I
 

Stranger: So what's your name?
 

Me: Kairi, and yours?
 

Stranger: My name is Jake
 

Me: That's a cute name
 

Stranger: Your name is very cute also
 

Me: Why thank you  ^_^
 

Stranger: So what brings you here?
 

Me: Just looking for some friends, have you seen Sora or Riku around here?
 

Stranger: Nope
 

Stranger: But you have the same interest
 

Me: Darn, now who am I going to get to pleasure my keyhole?
 

Stranger: Hahaha
 

Me: What's so funny Jakey?
 

Stranger: Oh nothing your getting me turned on
 

Me: Oh really? How turned on are you?
 

Stranger: Little bit
 

Me: What can make you more turned on?
 

Stranger: If I see a pic of you maybe?
 

Me: Sure thing let me take one I'll brb. Don't you disconnect!
 

Stranger: Ok
 

Me: Hoh-huh! What are you firetrucking doing here buddy? Hoh-huh!
 

Me: Hoh-huh! Talking to my girl eh? Hoh huh!
 

Stranger: I'm disconnecting if Me're a guy
 

Me: Hoh-huh Of course I'm a guy! Hoh huh! Do you know who you are talking to? Mickey MOTHERfiretruckING Mouse buddy 

Hoh-huh!

 

Stranger: Lol
 

Me: Hoh-huh! What's so funny firetrucker? Want me to shove my keyblade down your throat you bitch!" hoh-huh!
 

Stranger: firetruck you

 

Follow up: I had to lead this guy on a little bit. I found it pretty annoying that he wasn't very blunt at first. It makes me actually have to lead him on like I'm an actual girl to get somewhere. It was tedious and felt REALLY weird but I later learned that sometimes it's better when the other person isn't automatically pervy. When this guy asked for a pic I knew I had to end it, so I did so in the best way I could. Angry boyfriend, Mickey Mouse finding the chat while "Kairi" goes off to take a picture. 

 

 

 

 

 

Number 2: Korra

 

 

 

 

Stranger: m
 

Me: Female
 

Stranger: how old are you?
 

Me: Me first
 

Stranger: 23
 

Me: Nice, I'm 18, where you from?
 

Stranger: london how bout u?
 

Me: Republic City
 

Stranger: where is that?
 

Me: Oh don't be silly
 

Me: Me know, where those colonies used to be?
 

Stranger: kinda
 

Stranger: all that matters is if your horny or not?
 

Me: Oh of course I am
 

Stranger: cool what you look like?
 

Me: I'm pretty tall, I've been told I have a nice body. I do a lot of training and play sports.
 

Stranger: what size chest have you got?
 

Me: It's pretty big but not massive
 

Stranger: nice size tits then?
 

Me: Yeah I suppose so, I catch one of my teammates staring at them all the time.
 

Stranger: oh lol he probly want to firetruck you!!
 

Me: Um... yeah I guess so. He has a girlfriend though, her father helps sponsor our team.
 

Stranger: oh rite
 

Me: To be honest though... I kinda like him
 

Me: I wanna ride him like my polarbear-dog if you know what I'm saying
 

Stranger: yeah i know
 

Stranger: whats your favourite way to be firetrucked then!
 

Me: I'm still a virgin so I don't really know. I'd like to try the air-nomad position first and then move on to some more kinky stuff.
 

Me: I'm a pretty busy girl so I never got into that stuff...yet...
 

Stranger: oh rite how far have you gone then?
 

Me: The farthest I've ever been is Republic City but my predecessor traveled around the whole world with his friends!
Stranger: i ment with a bloke
 

Me: Well, I made this one guy make out with me while we were both dating someone else...I'm kinda a slut
 

 

Stranger: a slut who aint been firetrucked i dont think so
 

Me: Hey, I can call myself whatever I want buddy, you wanna know why?
 

Stranger: y
 

Stranger: why?
 

Me: I've been in this city for just a few months, and I already won the Pro-Bending tournament, exposed a corrupt councilmen and even stopped a revolution!
 

Me: I'M THE AVATAR AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT

 

 

I had fun with this one, I really tried my best to keep the conversation as normal as possible but this guy really wanted to cut to the chase. What a douchebag. I had to say some...less appropriate things to keep this pervert interested. Still, imagine this guy, spending possibly hours looking for a girl to talk to. He finally finds one, she says some weird stuff but that only makes him more interested. Only here is the catch, I'm just being an asshole wasting more of his time. 

 

 

 

 

Number 3: Asami

 

 

 

 

Me're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Me and the stranger both like sex.
 

Stranger: 17 male looking for any dirty horny girls with kik
 

Me: 18 Female, looking to get revenge on my cheating boyfriend
 

Stranger: kik?
 

Me: Nope
 

Stranger: what you wanna do to get him back
 

Me: Well I'm a fan of pro-bending... if you know what I mean
 

Stranger: how about i make sure you only have my cum inside you
 

Me: Whoa slow down there big boy. I might like to drive on my Dad's racetrack but sometimes I like to take it a bit slower

you know what I mean?
 

Stranger: tell me what you mean
 

Stranger: you there?
 

Me: I don't mean anything, just take it easy
 

Stranger: no

 

THIS is what I am talking about. Scum of the earth right here. The last guy? A perv but at least he didn't want to say too much at once. This guy, holy shit, he is really clear about what he has in mind I'll give him that. Girls, be careful and stay away from people like this. And to my fellow guys, don't be a douchebag. Nuff said. 

 

 

 

 

Number 4: Korra... OR IS IT?

 

 

 

 

Me're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Me and the stranger both like Sex.
 

Stranger: hey
 

Me: Hello
 

Stranger: asl?
 

Me: 18, Female, Republic City
 

Stranger: hey M 19 UK
 

Me: Hey, how are you doing?
 

Stranger: republic city? lol yeah i'm good
 

Me: So... how about them fire ferrets?
 

Stranger: lol avatar
 

Me: How did you know?
 

Me: I didn't even say "I'M THE AVATAR AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT" yet.
 

Stranger: lol
 

Stranger: your cute
 

Me: Why thank you
 

Stranger: are you 18 F?
 

Me: Of course! I told you that already.
 

Stranger: hmm okk
 

Me: Why are you asking?
 

Stranger: because i dont wanna be talkin' to a guy lol
 

Me: Me're silly, I'm not a guy haha.
 

Me: Anyway wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: ..
 

Me: So, an Earthbender walks into a bar.
 

Me: The bartender says, "What would you like to drink?"
 

Me: The Earth bender says "I don't care! So long as it's on the rocks!"
 

Stranger: hilarious
 

Me: Wait, you really think so?
 

Me: Nobody has EVER laughed at my jokes before.
 

Stranger: strange.
 

Me: I know right?!?!?
 

Me: I'm going to have to use that one at the rally!
 

Me: Okay how about another joke, this one is really important
 

Stranger: go for it dude
 

Me: So an Airbender goes to a Satomobile dealership...
 

Me: and the Satomobile dealer asks "Why do you need a car? You can already fly!"
 

Me: and the Airbender, he says "That's true, but sometimes I get a little winded!"
 

Stranger: -__-
 

Me: Was it funny? I worked really hard on that one
Stranger: not really
 

Me: I have a confession to make, I'm not really the avatar. Me are speaking to Amon, leader of the Equalist.
 

Me: All I ever wanted was for the avatar to laugh at one of my jokes
 

Me: so I decided to come here, to test them out on some probably drunk guys.
 

Stranger: lol
 

Me: Now, if you don't trace my IP and alert the Metalbending police to my location I will let you keep your bending.
 

Me: Got it?
 

Stranger: lol
 

Me: Seriously, I'm staging a revolution just to tell a joke to this girl. Me will NOT mess this up for me!

 

I had to make a cameo in here somehow. That's all I have for today. Tell me what you think of this!

 

 

 

Edited January 11, 201312 yr by Amon

You have earned one of my likes.

Amazing.

 

The fourth one got me. :lol

You have managed to make me laugh yet again haha!~ Happy trolling to you Amon~

Wow. Never knew men get turned on so easily...I HATE BEING A MALE NOW. (No I'm not like these men if you're wondering)

Edited January 10, 201312 yr by WingedIcarus

A lot funnier than i predicted. Kudos.

wow some guys are really discussing

Edited January 10, 201312 yr by Destiny_of_a_Key_Bearer

Good to see you learned to spare the innocent.

The Amon and Korra ones were the ones who made me laugh the most.

Wow some guys are really something...Korra #2 was pretty funny though.

If anyone is wondering why some random "Me"s are where "You"s should be is because on Omeagle the chat refers to you, as well "You" so in order to clear things up I used the Find and Replace button to change all the "You"s to "Me"s only it really did change everything and I missed a few typos. 

UPDATE TIEEEEIEIEM!

 

For future reference, anything I had in after the conversation, such as a comment or a joke, will be italicized. Anything italicized is not part of the actual conversation. I'm also not going to do find and replace to change all of the "You"s this time because the errors were annoying. Just so you know "You" is actually what I am saying in the conversation. 

 

Basically, think of whatever I italicize as what I was thinking to myself as the conversation goes on. 

 

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Number 5: Namine finds a decent guy. (This one actually isn't funny, I just found a normal person among the sea of perverts and talked to him a bit). 

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You and the stranger both like sex.
 

Stranger: hi, asl?

 

You: 16, Female, Twilight Town
 

You: And you?
 

Stranger: 18 m uk

 

You: So, what are you up to? Besides talking to me of course.
 

Stranger: watching a movie and yourself?
 

You: I'm just drawing like I always do hehe. What movie are you watching?
 

Stranger: im watching ted, i got it for christmas. i wish i could draw! i suck at it aha
 

You: Don't worry I'm not that great either, I just do it to pass the time
 

Stranger: when im bored i just get addicted to random tv shows aha
 

Stranger: especially like now over christmas holidays from uni
 

You: Cool, what TV shows have you been watching?
 

Stranger: i watched merlin last, and now im watching dexter
 

You: Oh cool, all of my friends fangirl over merlin haha
 

Stranger: its pretty good, i didnt like the ending though haha. I only watched it cos a friend told me it was good
 

You: My friend tried to drag me into Merlin and Doctor Who but I just settled with Doctor Who because I'm too busy to give both shows enough time
 

Stranger: I love Dr Who, but it used to be better with David Tennant aha
 

You: I'm only in Season 2 but everyone tells me he is the best Doctor lol
 

Stranger: He is! plus I think its not as good after the best writer left
 

You: Ah one of the writers leave? That sucks.
 

Stranger: Yeah its still pretty good though. But I've just gotten addicted to American series' now personally haha, like Game of Thrones and Dexter
 

You: Yeah, I heard those shows were great as well. Anyway I have a little confession. I'm not actually a girl, I'm actually a guy who's going around omeagle trolling all of the creepy ass perverts here for a website I go on. You are actually the first decent person I met all night so I'm just going to let you go speak to an actual girl and not some bored as hell troll like me.
Stranger: haha fair enough, yeah some people are so single minded here
 

You: Single minded isn't even enough. One guy I was talking to wanted to do some sketchy stuff and all I did was give a fake asl
 

Stranger: Yeah there is some serious weirdos on here at times (a little ironic coming from me haha) but as long as your a guy its not too bad you avoid most of them
 

You: I get the rear end of it because I'm intentionally seeking these wierdos out. I'm glad to know that there are decent chaps such as yourself here among the tides of pedophiles, sex offenders, and creepers.
 

Stranger: Its always a benefit finding the ever so occasional normal person haha. Anyway, have fun trolling, I'm gonna go watch another DVD now, having been at uni I don't do sleeping at night anymore aha
 

You: Alright, you take care man. Have a nice life since I probably won't bump into you again haha. But hey, the internet is a strange place, we could bump into each other again and not even know it lol.
 

Stranger: And yourself. Yeah you never know with the internet haha. Adios dude!

 

Holy crap! Someone who isn't a total pervert! He seems like a decent fellow. I'm not sure what he's doing in the hellspawn of this section of Omeagle, but that's not important. I hope this guy actually did get a chance to talk with a girl, at least he is courteous enough to have a normal conversation before moving onto the saucier stuff. Props to you random internet citizen!

 

 

 

 

Number 6: Namine finds a not so decent guy. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 

You and the stranger both like sex.
 

Stranger: m
 

You: Female
 

Stranger: kk u horny?
 

You: A little bit, I'm just drawing in my room.
 

Stranger: cool im a little horny
 

Stranger: no creeper just wondering can u make me more orny?
 

Saying "No creeper" doesn't mean you aren't creepy pal. 

 

Stranger: *horny
 

Stranger: u there
 

You: Im here
 

Stranger: k
 

You: I've never really done that before but I think I could give it a shot.
 

Stranger: makke me horny?
 

Stranger: ok go
 

You: Umm give me a little time to think
 

firetruck, I better search for some Kingdom Hearts pickup lines, at 2 in the morning, why the hell am I doing this?

 

Stranger: ok

Stranger: just wonderin do u send naked pics neck and down? no creeper

 

Seriously, you are still a creepy pervert. 

You: I would but I don't have anything that could take pictures on me
 

Stranger: oh

 

You: Anyway I thought of something
 

Stranger: ok go

You: I'd like you to pull up my dress and insert your keyblade into my kingdom hearts baby
 

Stranger: ohh that hit the spot
 

Stranger: more!
 

Ewww, firetruck my life. Just to let you readers know. I'm straight, I don't enjoy pretending to be a girl and seducing assholes on the internet. I was hoping to myself that I could get something funny out of this. 

 

You: Give me a minute
 

Stranger: ok
 

Stranger:
 

You: Sea salt ice cream isn't the only thing I like that's wet and salty
 

Stranger: ehh its ok
 

You: Hey! I told you I'm new at this. All I really do with my time is draw and fix the amenesia of some teenage boy.
 

Stranger: its ok
 

Stranger: your pretty good
 

Stranger: soo u have no camera?
 

Stranger: (
 

You: Well it's not the camera,
 

You: It's the _____!
 

Stranger: the what?
 

You: Every time I take a _____ of my body with my camera. The _____ just disappears!
 

You: And now even the actual word "_____" is gone too!
 

Stranger: what is the word tell me?
 

You: I'm trying to but every time I type ______ it just does, well... that...
 

You: The word is what comes out of a camera
 

You: or what you take with one
 

Stranger: picture
 

Stranger: ohh try it again
 

You: _________
 

You: By Ansem it keeps happening!
 

Idiot test: When you can do this and people take you seriously and don't think you are just trying to be cute or funny. 

 

Stranger: ohh
 

Stranger: please for me?
 

You: Well, for you I could show you a drawing I did of myself
 

Stranger: sure

Stranger: email it to me?

You: Nah I'll post the link here
 

Stranger: ok

You: just give me a minute

Stranger: wait can u wait 4 like 10 min gotta take a shower cuz im so wet... and i got dirty from football ok?
 

Stranger: ppleasee wait? hold on

You: I'll give you five and a sexy drawing I did of myself
 

You: Tick tock
 

Stranger: back
 

You: There you are
 

Stranger: sorry
 

Stranger:
 

Stranger: Send me that sexy pic?
 

You: Insert sexy Namine fan-art here
 

You: I drew that one myself
 

Stranger: kk hold on
 

Stranger: You draw good! And shes a little hot!
 

You: Well that is a self portrait
 

Stranger: wow thatsu?
 

Stranger: *thats u
 

You: Yep! All me, I don't actually own the dress though
 

Stranger: Oh well Your sexy and now i even wanna see your naked body more..
 

You: I actually found a naked pic of myself Wanna see it?
 

Stranger: yes please?
 

You: Alright...here it goes... EEP!
 

You: I definitely have to censor this one. Think of the most disgusting thing you could ever see and multiply it by 10. 
 

Stranger: WTF
 

You: Okay, so I had a minor rash but it really isn't that bad!
 

You: You can barely notice it!
 

Stranger: Ummm yeah you can notice it..
 

Stranger: i gtg

 

In case you are wondering what could make this guy leave in such a hurry, I sent him a gore image that I regrettably stumbled across on the internet. It actually made me throw up when I saw it the first time. Partly because the original image came with a virus that made it impossible to close, so I had to look at it much longer than I would like before I resorted to cutting the power. I stumbled upon a virus free version I few years later and saved the URL to use on douchebags I find online. Like this guy. 

 

He wanted to see pics...he got pics...

 

 

 

 

Number 7: For the Whovians

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like dr. who.
Stranger: hi
You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

You: EXTERMINATE

Stranger: if thats all your going to say then leave you bloody twat
 

You: Exterminate?

Stranger: twat

 

 

 

 

 

Number 8: Aqua's innuendos

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 

You and the stranger both like Sex.
 

You: asl?
 

Stranger: M
 

You: Female
 

Stranger: U?
 

Stranger: Age
 

You: You first
 

Stranger: I asked lol
 

Stranger: Ur over 18?
 

I initially went into this wanting to do Xion. However I would have to say I was 15 or 16 to stay in character. If this guy was over 18 he might disconnect not wanting to appear on "To Catch a Predator"

 

You: You can tell me and we can go further, or I can press disconnect and you will have to sit through chat after chat with horny guys like you
 

Stranger: Lol im 20
 

Stranger: Ur good lol
 

You: I'm 18 and thanks
 

Stranger: Lol where u from
 

You: Land of Departure, U?
 

Stranger: Wheres tht? An usa
 

You: Yeah, that's what me and my friends called our hometown haha
 

Stranger: Oh lol ok. Im from louisiana

 

Stranger: So how many guys u chatted with today? Lol
 

You: I lost count at 20 haha
 

Stranger: Lol dam, u tht horny?
 

You: Only a little, I skipped a lot of them lol
 

You: I'm actually looking for some friends, have you met anyone by the name Terra or Ventus anywhere?
 

Stranger: No
 

You: Darn, well just me and you then
 

Stranger: Guess so
 

You: So, what are you up to?
 

Stranger: Nm, bored at hme. U?
 

Stranger: Wat u look like?
 

You: Well, I have Blue hair and I've been told I have nice breasts that's a start haha

 

Apparently all the fandom pays attention to about Aqua is her hair, her bare back, and her breast. So why not use it to my advantage?
 

Stranger: Lol blue hair? Kinky
 

Stranger: Im bout 6", tanned, reg build an hazel eyes lol thetes my start
 

You: Is your name Zack by any chance?
 

Stranger: No
 

You: Good, just making sure you're not that creeper that was hitting on me at the Colosseum that one time.

 

 

You: lol
 

Stranger: No lol so wat u wearin

 

And suddenly Zack isn't so creepy. You have to give us nice guys a chance Aqua!
 

You: A black and blue, high-collared halter top
 

You: You?
 

Stranger: Boxers lol

 

Of course
 

Stranger: They hve sunglasses on them
 

You: That's cute
 

Stranger: Yep, so ur not wearing bottoms?
 

You: Do stockings count?
 

Stranger: No lol
 

You: Then I guess not hehe

 

Stranger: so wat wld happen if u wld get wet?
 

You: Are you implying that I will?
 

Stranger: Depends if u wantd to

 

Now that I got his attention, it's time to play "Sexually Oblivious Aqua"
 

You: I don't think much would happen, water apparently drys off instantly in this universe

 

Seriously, what the hell is up with that Nomura?
 

Stranger: Haha so u wldnt leave a big wetspot on ur furniture?
 

You: Well if you want me too I could cast a spell on my couch make one. I'm pretty good at magic if you know what I mean
 

Stranger: Lol ik wat u mean. So if u were wet, cld i dry u up with my tongue?
 

You: I'm not too sure that would help
 

Stranger: Y not? I cld strt in a nice place u wld enjoy
 

You: And that place would be?
 

Stranger: Guess
 

Stranger: Inner thighs...
 

You: ...my...keyhole?
 

Stranger: Yea, if u wantd me to strt there
 

You: I dunno your moving a bit quick. At least Zack asked me out on a date.
 

Stranger: Oh lol sry
 

Stranger: Thought thts wat u wantd
 

You: You better be. I passed my Mark of Mastery exam. I don't like to brag about it, but that makes me a Keyblade Master.
 

Stranger: Yes mam
 

Stranger: Keyblade master? Lol
 

You: Is that funny?
 

Stranger: Wats a keyblade?
 

Stranger: No its not funny, cld i b punished for thinking it was?
 

You: You don't know what a keyblade is? Well it's long, smooth, and firm. Pretty nifty at unlocking things.
 

You: I'm sure you have one.

 

 

Stranger: Ohhh, wel are u looking for a good one mistress?
 

You: I already have one, but I could get a new one.

 

I thought he would question this or disconnect here. It takes him FOREVER to get that apparently Aqua is describing herself as a tranny.
 

Stranger: I hve one u may use wat size u need?
 

You: Well I already have my own. But I could make mine a bit longer if I find the right crafter.

 

 

Stranger: I hve one, 9" long an very firm an its 2.5" wide
 

Stranger: If it wil fit ur tight lubed keyhole
 

You: Ha! Only 9 inches? My keyblade is about two meters long.
 

Stranger: Oh lol wel im no good
 

You: Don't say that. My friend ventus uses a short keyblade, and he is a really fast!
 

You: My friend Terra though, WOW! His Keyblade is HUUUGE! He needs two hands to hold it up!
 

Stranger: Lol u hve a big dildo huh?
 

You: I'm not talking about dildos...
 

Stranger: I wldnt mind u trying mine, i think u wld b quite satisfied
 

Stranger: How bout i lick ur keyhole good an ur ass til u cum

 

It's usually these types of messages I start trying to back things up a bit, I missed this one and wanted to stay with the innuendos because I had an interesting way to keep this going. 

 

 

You: Well your Keyblade is pretty short and doesn't match my fighting style. I can use my keyblade with one hand and shoot spells out of it you know what I mean?
 

Stranger: Yea...so wat else can u do with my keyblade?
 

Stranger: do u hve a keyblade?
 

You: I could grab onto it, swing it around a bit and then try to fight some unversed or heartless.
 

You: Yes of course i have one!
 

Stranger: So u hve both?? Cool

 

I'm not into the whole transexual thing, and I've never met anyone that was. Apparently on the internet anything is possible. I thought that him coming to the realization of what I said would make things awkward. It didn't. Time for the nuclear option. 
 

You: Both what?
 

Stranger: Pussy an dick?
 

You: WHOA! DARKNESS NO! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!?
 

Stranger: Thought u had keyhole an keyblade? Lol
 

Stranger: Sry lol got comfused
 

You: Well I have a keyhole, but a Keyblade is an ancient and powerful weapon! By Ansem, why would you think I was talking about... well that?!?!?
 

Stranger: Thought the keyhole was ur pussy lol an keyblade was a penis
 

You: No! I was talking about the keyhole in my bedroom door, and my weapon!
 

Stranger: Ohhh lol wow mass confusion! Srybout tht
 

You: How did you reach that conclusion? You must be some lonely Nobody!
 

Stranger: Lol no, thought u were dirty talking with the keyhole an keyblade.
 

Stranger: Wel lol
 

Stranger: Ok forget tht, do u feel like being aroused? Lol jw
 

You: My friends, are missing, my mentor is dead, some freak in a mask is causing trouble, a pervy old man is trying to unlock an ancient power, and demon spawns are causing trouble from world to world.
 

You: Does it look like I even have time to be aroused?
 

Stranger: Ummm, no?
 

Stranger: Jus kinda thought thts y u were on here
 

Initiate the nuclear option. 

 

You: I'm here to find my friends, but I could take a break
 

You: Wanna see a drawing a friend did of me?
 

Stranger: Im bout to shower
 

You: Come on, I'm only going to make you make a mess anyway
 

You: First I'll show you a drawing, then I will show you the real me ;)
 

Stranger: Lol how u gna show me?
 

You: I'll post the link here, they are uploaded online hehe

 

Stranger: Oh lol y not just sweet talk me an il c them later
 

You: http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/56/640x534_10559_Aqua_fanart_commission_2d_fan_art_girl_woman_sexy_fantasy_picture_image_digital_art.jpg

 

I left the picture link because it was posted in the "Aqua's Boobs Fanclub" thread, twice I think, and nobody had a problem with it. 

 

You: You know you want to see my body

 

You: Just copy and paste that URL into a tab in your browser
 

Stranger: Lol later yea
 

You: What's the rush big boy?
 

Stranger: Wow lol
 

You: Like it?
 

Stranger: Good drawing
 

You: Wanna see a real picture of me?
 

Stranger: Thts u?
 

Stranger: Its another url?
 

You: Yeah but trust me it's worth it
 

Stranger: Ok
 

You: Alright just a second
 

Stranger: K
 

You: Same shocking gore photo as last time. 
 

You: Enjoy :)
 

Stranger: K hang on
 

You: You'll want me so bad after this picture
 

Stranger: Dam!! Lol thts rly u?

 

WTF? PLEASE tell me he is looking at the drawing again. 
 

You: Yep
 

Stranger: Wow, nice legs
 

You: Are you looking at the drawing or the picture?
 

Stranger: An breasts lol
 

You: Ha thanks
 

You: Is it the drawing or the picture babe?
 

You:
 

Stranger: Hang on lol

 

Now he looks at the gore picture. 
 

You: kk
 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

This was my favorite one so far. I tried to stay in character for the most part. Aqua is generally a serious and not very flirty person so it would be difficult to keep this guy interested without breaking character. I had to a few times just to gain his interest and destroy the convo. I figured that Aqua spamming innuendos all over the place would be the best bet. This was a little inspired by one of my favorite trolls. He started the "Sexually Oblivious Rhino" meme. Basically he would go into chat rooms and would act oblivious to everything that was said. For example someone would tell him "I'm soooo wet" and he would respond "Let me get a towel for you then!" or someone would ask him "Are you horny?" and he would respond with "Why yes, of course! I am a Rhino!". 

 

Anyway that is all for this edition. Tune in next time!

 

 

 

Edited January 11, 201312 yr by Amon

God bless everything about this post.

I find this thread very entertaining

Edited January 11, 201312 yr by Flaming Lea

UPDATE TIEEEEIEIEM! For future reference, anything I had in after the conversation, such as a comment or a joke, will be italicized. Anything italicized is not part of the actual conversation. I'm also not going to do find and replace to change all of the "You"s this time because the errors were annoying. Just so you know "You" is actually what I am saying in the conversation. Basically, think of whatever I italicize as what I was thinking to myself as the conversation goes on. ------------------------------------ Number 5: Namine finds a decent guy. (This one actually isn't funny, I just found a normal person among the sea of perverts and talked to him a bit).

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like sex. Stranger: hi, asl? You: 16, Female, Twilight Town You: And you? Stranger: 18 m uk You: So, what are you up to? Besides talking to me of course.  Stranger: watching a movie and yourself? You: I'm just drawing like I always do hehe. What movie are you watching? Stranger: im watching ted, i got it for christmas. i wish i could draw! i suck at it aha You: Don't worry I'm not that great either, I just do it to pass the time Stranger: when im bored i just get addicted to random tv shows aha Stranger: especially like now over christmas holidays from uni  You: Cool, what TV shows have you been watching? Stranger: i watched merlin last, and now im watching dexter You: Oh cool, all of my friends fangirl over merlin haha Stranger: its pretty good, i didnt like the ending though haha. I only watched it cos a friend told me it was good You: My friend tried to drag me into Merlin and Doctor Who but I just settled with Doctor Who because I'm too busy to give both shows enough time Stranger: I love Dr Who, but it used to be better with David Tennant aha You: I'm only in Season 2 but everyone tells me he is the best Doctor lol Stranger: He is! plus I think its not as good after the best writer left You: Ah one of the writers leave? That sucks. Stranger: Yeah its still pretty good though. But I've just gotten addicted to American series' now personally haha, like Game of Thrones and Dexter You: Yeah, I heard those shows were great as well. Anyway I have a little confession. I'm not actually a girl, I'm actually a guy who's going around omeagle trolling all of the creepy ass perverts here for a website I go on. You are actually the first decent person I met all night so I'm just going to let you go speak to an actual girl and not some bored as hell troll like me.Stranger: haha fair enough, yeah some people are so single minded here  You: Single minded isn't even enough. One guy I was talking to wanted to do some sketchy stuff and all I did was give a fake asl Stranger: Yeah there is some serious weirdos on here at times (a little ironic coming from me haha) but as long as your a guy its not too bad you avoid most of them You: I get the rear end of it because I'm intentionally seeking these wierdos out. I'm glad to know that there are decent chaps such as yourself here among the tides of pedophiles, sex offenders, and creepers. Stranger: Its always a benefit finding the ever so occasional normal person haha. Anyway, have fun trolling, I'm gonna go watch another DVD now, having been at uni I don't do sleeping at night anymore aha You: Alright, you take care man. Have a nice life since I probably won't bump into you again haha. But hey, the internet is a strange place, we could bump into each other again and not even know it lol. Stranger: And yourself. Yeah you never know with the internet haha. Adios dude! Holy crap! Someone who isn't a total pervert! He seems like a decent fellow. I'm not sure what he's doing in the hellspawn of this section of Omeagle, but that's not important. I hope this guy actually did get a chance to talk with a girl, at least he is courteous enough to have a normal conversation before moving onto the saucier stuff. Props to you random internet citizen! 

 Number 6: Namine finds a not so decent guy.  

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like sex. Stranger: m You: Female Stranger: kk u horny? You: A little bit, I'm just drawing in my room. Stranger: cool im a little horny Stranger: no creeper just wondering can u make me more orny? Saying "No creeper" doesn't mean you aren't creepy pal.  Stranger: *horny Stranger: u there You: Im here Stranger: k You: I've never really done that before but I think I could give it a shot. Stranger: makke me horny? Stranger: ok go You: Umm give me a little time to think firetruck, I better search for some Kingdom Hearts pickup lines, at 2 in the morning, why the hell am I doing this? Stranger: ok Stranger: just wonderin do u send naked pics neck and down? no creeper Seriously, you are still a creepy pervert. You: I would but I don't have anything that could take pictures on me Stranger: oh You: Anyway I thought of something Stranger: ok goYou: I'd like you to pull up my dress and insert your keyblade into my kingdom hearts baby Stranger: ohh that hit the spot  Stranger: more! Ewww, firetruck my life. Just to let you readers know. I'm straight, I don't enjoy pretending to be a girl and seducing assholes on the internet. I was hoping to myself that I could get something funny out of this.  You: Give me a minute Stranger: ok Stranger:  You: Sea salt ice cream isn't the only thing I like that's wet and salty Stranger: ehh its ok You: Hey! I told you I'm new at this. All I really do with my time is draw and fix the amenesia of some teenage boy. Stranger: its ok  Stranger: your pretty good Stranger: soo u have no camera? Stranger: ( You: Well it's not the camera, You: It's the _____! Stranger: the what? You: Every time I take a _____ of my body with my camera. The _____ just disappears! You: And now even the actual word "_____" is gone too! Stranger: what is the word tell me? You: I'm trying to but every time I type ______ it just does, well... that... You: The word is what comes out of a camera You: or what you take with one Stranger: picture Stranger: ohh try it again You: _________ You: By Ansem it keeps happening! Idiot test: When you can do this and people take you seriously and don't think you are just trying to be cute or funny.  Stranger: ohh Stranger: please for me? You: Well, for you I could show you a drawing I did of myself Stranger: sureStranger: email it to me?You: Nah I'll post the link here Stranger: ok You: just give me a minuteStranger: wait can u wait 4 like 10 min gotta take a shower cuz im so wet... and i got dirty from football ok? Stranger: ppleasee wait? hold onYou: I'll give you five and a sexy drawing I did of myself  You: Tick tock Stranger: back You: There you are  Stranger: sorry Stranger:  Stranger: Send me that sexy pic?  You: Insert sexy Namine fan-art here You: I drew that one myself  Stranger: kk hold on  Stranger: You draw good! And shes a little hot!  You: Well that is a self portrait  Stranger: wow thatsu? Stranger: *thats u You: Yep! All me, I don't actually own the dress though  Stranger: Oh well Your sexy and now i even wanna see your naked body more..  You: I actually found a naked pic of myself Wanna see it? Stranger: yes please?  You: Alright...here it goes... EEP! You: I definitely have to censor this one. Think of the most disgusting thing you could ever see and multiply it by 10.  Stranger: WTF You: Okay, so I had a minor rash but it really isn't that bad! You: You can barely notice it! Stranger: Ummm yeah you can notice it.. Stranger: i gtg In case you are wondering what could make this guy leave in such a hurry, I sent him a gore image that I regrettably stumbled across on the internet. It actually made me throw up when I saw it the first time. Partly because the original image came with a virus that made it impossible to close, so I had to look at it much longer than I would like before I resorted to cutting the power. I stumbled upon a virus free version I few years later and saved the URL to use on douchebags I find online. Like this guy.  He wanted to see pics...he got pics... 

 Number 7: For the Whovians 

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You and the stranger both like dr. who.Stranger: hiYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEYou: EXTERMINATEStranger: if thats all your going to say then leave you bloody twat You: Exterminate?Stranger: twat  

 Number 8: Aqua's innuendos 

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like Sex. You: asl? Stranger: M You: Female Stranger: U? Stranger: Age You: You first  Stranger: I asked lol Stranger: Ur over 18? I initially went into this wanting to do Xion. However I would have to say I was 15 or 16 to stay in character. If this guy was over 18 he might disconnect not wanting to appear on "To Catch a Predator" You: You can tell me and we can go further, or I can press disconnect and you will have to sit through chat after chat with horny guys like you Stranger: Lol im 20 Stranger: Ur good lol You: I'm 18 and thanks  Stranger: Lol where u from You: Land of Departure, U? Stranger: Wheres tht? An usa You: Yeah, that's what me and my friends called our hometown haha Stranger: Oh lol ok. Im from louisiana Stranger: So how many guys u chatted with today? Lol You: I lost count at 20 haha Stranger: Lol dam, u tht horny? You: Only a little, I skipped a lot of them lol You: I'm actually looking for some friends, have you met anyone by the name Terra or Ventus anywhere? Stranger: No You: Darn, well just me and you then  Stranger: Guess so  You: So, what are you up to? Stranger: Nm, bored at hme. U? Stranger: Wat u look like? You: Well, I have Blue hair and I've been told I have nice breasts that's a start haha Apparently all the fandom pays attention to about Aqua is her hair, her bare back, and her breast. So why not use it to my advantage? Stranger: Lol blue hair? Kinky  Stranger: Im bout 6", tanned, reg build an hazel eyes lol thetes my start You: Is your name Zack by any chance? Stranger: No You: Good, just making sure you're not that creeper that was hitting on me at the Colosseum that one time. You: lol Stranger: No lol so wat u wearin And suddenly Zack isn't so creepy. You have to give us nice guys a chance Aqua! You: A black and blue, high-collared halter top You: You? Stranger: Boxers lol Of course  Stranger: They hve sunglasses on them You: That's cute  Stranger: Yep, so ur not wearing bottoms? You: Do stockings count? Stranger: No lol You: Then I guess not hehe Stranger: so wat wld happen if u wld get wet? You: Are you implying that I will? Stranger: Depends if u wantd to Now that I got his attention, it's time to play "Sexually Oblivious Aqua" You: I don't think much would happen, water apparently drys off instantly in this universe Seriously, what the hell is up with that Nomura? Stranger: Haha so u wldnt leave a big wetspot on ur furniture? You: Well if you want me too I could cast a spell on my couch make one. I'm pretty good at magic if you know what I mean  Stranger: Lol ik wat u mean. So if u were wet, cld i dry u up with my tongue? You: I'm not too sure that would help Stranger: Y not? I cld strt in a nice place u wld enjoy You: And that place would be? Stranger: Guess  Stranger: Inner thighs... You: ...my...keyhole? Stranger: Yea, if u wantd me to strt there You: I dunno your moving a bit quick. At least Zack asked me out on a date. Stranger: Oh lol sry Stranger: Thought thts wat u wantd You: You better be. I passed my Mark of Mastery exam. I don't like to brag about it, but that makes me a Keyblade Master. Stranger: Yes mam  Stranger: Keyblade master? Lol You: Is that funny? Stranger: Wats a keyblade? Stranger: No its not funny, cld i b punished for thinking it was? You: You don't know what a keyblade is? Well it's long, smooth, and firm. Pretty nifty at unlocking things. You: I'm sure you have one. Stranger: Ohhh, wel are u looking for a good one mistress? You: I already have one, but I could get a new one. I thought he would question this or disconnect here. It takes him FOREVER to get that apparently Aqua is describing herself as a tranny. Stranger: I hve one u may use wat size u need? You: Well I already have my own. But I could make mine a bit longer if I find the right crafter. Stranger: I hve one, 9" long an very firm an its 2.5" wide Stranger: If it wil fit ur tight lubed keyhole You: Ha! Only 9 inches? My keyblade is about two meters long. Stranger: Oh lol wel im no good  You: Don't say that. My friend ventus uses a short keyblade, and he is a really fast! You: My friend Terra though, WOW! His Keyblade is HUUUGE! He needs two hands to hold it up! Stranger: Lol u hve a big dildo huh? You: I'm not talking about dildos... Stranger: I wldnt mind u trying mine, i think u wld b quite satisfied Stranger: How bout i lick ur keyhole good an ur ass til u cum It's usually these types of messages I start trying to back things up a bit, I missed this one and wanted to stay with the innuendos because I had an interesting way to keep this going.  You: Well your Keyblade is pretty short and doesn't match my fighting style. I can use my keyblade with one hand and shoot spells out of it you know what I mean? Stranger: Yea...so wat else can u do with my keyblade? Stranger: do u hve a keyblade? You: I could grab onto it, swing it around a bit and then try to fight some unversed or heartless. You: Yes of course i have one! Stranger: So u hve both?? Cool I'm not into the whole transexual thing, and I've never met anyone that was. Apparently on the internet anything is possible. I thought that him coming to the realization of what I said would make things awkward. It didn't. Time for the nuclear option.  You: Both what? Stranger: Pussy an dick? You: WHOA! DARKNESS NO! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!? Stranger: Thought u had keyhole an keyblade? Lol Stranger: Sry lol got comfused You: Well I have a keyhole, but a Keyblade is an ancient and powerful weapon! By Ansem, why would you think I was talking about... well that?!?!? Stranger: Thought the keyhole was ur pussy lol an keyblade was a penis You: No! I was talking about the keyhole in my bedroom door, and my weapon! Stranger: Ohhh lol wow mass confusion! Srybout tht You: How did you reach that conclusion? You must be some lonely Nobody! Stranger: Lol no, thought u were dirty talking with the keyhole an keyblade. Stranger: Wel lol Stranger: Ok forget tht, do u feel like being aroused? Lol jw You: My friends, are missing, my mentor is dead, some freak in a mask is causing trouble, a pervy old man is trying to unlock an ancient power, and demon spawns are causing trouble from world to world. You: Does it look like I even have time to be aroused? Stranger: Ummm, no? Stranger: Jus kinda thought thts y u were on here Initiate the nuclear option.  You: I'm here to find my friends, but I could take a break  You: Wanna see a drawing a friend did of me? Stranger: Im bout to shower You: Come on, I'm only going to make you make a mess anyway  You: First I'll show you a drawing, then I will show you the real me ;) Stranger: Lol how u gna show me? You: I'll post the link here, they are uploaded online hehe Stranger: Oh lol y not just sweet talk me an il c them later You: http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/56/640x534_10559_Aqua_fanart_commission_2d_fan_art_girl_woman_sexy_fantasy_picture_image_digital_art.jpg]http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/56/640x534_10559_Aqua_fanart_commission_2d_fan_art_girl_woman_sexy_fantasy_picture_image_digital_art.jpg[/url] I left the picture link because it was posted in the "Aqua's Boobs Fanclub" thread, twice I think, and nobody had a problem with it.  You: You know you want to see my body  You: Just copy and paste that URL into a tab in your browser Stranger: Lol later yea You: What's the rush big boy? Stranger: Wow lol You: Like it? Stranger: Good drawing You: Wanna see a real picture of me? Stranger: Thts u? Stranger: Its another url? You: Yeah but trust me it's worth it  Stranger: Ok You: Alright just a second  Stranger: K You: Same shocking gore photo as last time.  You: Enjoy :)  Stranger: K hang on You: You'll want me so bad after this picture Stranger: Dam!! Lol thts rly u? WTF? PLEASE tell me he is looking at the drawing again.  You: Yep  Stranger: Wow, nice legs You: Are you looking at the drawing or the picture? Stranger: An breasts lol You: Ha thanks You: Is it the drawing or the picture babe? You:  Stranger: Hang on lol Now he looks at the gore picture.  You: kk  Your conversational partner has disconnected. This was my favorite one so far. I tried to stay in character for the most part. Aqua is generally a serious and not very flirty person so it would be difficult to keep this guy interested without breaking character. I had to a few times just to gain his interest and destroy the convo. I figured that Aqua spamming innuendos all over the place would be the best bet. This was a little inspired by one of my favorite trolls. He started the "Sexually Oblivious Rhino" meme. Basically he would go into chat rooms and would act oblivious to everything that was said. For example someone would tell him "I'm soooo wet" and he would respond "Let me get a towel for you then!" or someone would ask him "Are you horny?" and he would respond with "Why yes, of course! I am a Rhino!".  Anyway that is all for this edition. Tune in next time! 

 

The thread has been updated with new chatlogs! Jump to the lasted update (1/10/13) post by clicking the link below! http://kh13.com/forum/topic/46825-trolling-perverts-on-omeagle-nsfw-really-inappropriate-subject-matter/?p=951984]http://kh13.com/forum/topic/46825-trolling-perverts-on-omeagle-nsfw-really-inappropriate-subject-matter/?p=951984[/url] Check this list out for all previous updates! Update 1 (1/10/13): http://kh13.com/forum/topic/46825-trolling-perverts-on-omeagle-nsfw-really-inappropriate-subject-matter/?p=951984]http://kh13.com/forum/topic/46825-trolling-perverts-on-omeagle-nsfw-really-inappropriate-subject-matter/?p=951984[/url] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ORIGINAL POST. So I got a little bored doing my homework today. I was talking to my friend and she told me how saying Me're a girl in a chatroom causes perverts to descend from the heavens, and by heavens I mean the basements of disappointed parents. So I decided to go onto Omeagle, which is a place where  you can have 1 on 1 chats with random people anonymously and see how many lonely pervs I could troll. Now generally all of the perverts are, of course men. So I have to posed as a female in order to be prevent from being disconnected immediately. Only here is the catch, I do so as Females from video games or TV shows. In this first attempt I posed as Kairi and Korra and Assami from the Avatar: The Legend of Korra series. This subject matter is very inappropriate for children or the family/workplace  I am speaking to some of the most perverted and disgusting people you could run into on the internet.  If you are under 16 you may not be old enough to be reading this stuff.  So here we go! ------------------------------------------------------- Number 1: Kairi 

Me're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Me and the stranger both like Sex. Stranger: M or f Me: Female Stranger: Yes I'm a male Me: Oh great  Me: So what are you doing? Stranger: Huh? Stranger: I'm chatting with you aren't I Stranger: So what's your name? Me: Kairi, and yours? Stranger: My name is Jake Me: That's a cute name Stranger: Your name is very cute also Me: Why thank you  ^_^ Stranger: So what brings you here? Me: Just looking for some friends, have you seen Sora or Riku around here? Stranger: Nope Stranger: But you have the same interest Me: Darn, now who am I going to get to pleasure my keyhole? Stranger: Hahaha Me: What's so funny Jakey? Stranger: Oh nothing your getting me turned on Me: Oh really? How turned on are you? Stranger: Little bit Me: What can make you more turned on? Stranger: If I see a pic of you maybe? Me: Sure thing let me take one I'll brb. Don't you disconnect! Stranger: Ok Me: Hoh-huh! What are you firetrucking doing here buddy? Hoh-huh! Me: Hoh-huh! Talking to my girl eh? Hoh huh! Stranger: I'm disconnecting if Me're a guy Me: Hoh-huh Of course I'm a guy! Hoh huh! Do you know who you are talking to? Mickey MOTHERfiretruckING Mouse buddy Hoh-huh! Stranger: Lol Me: Hoh-huh! What's so funny firetrucker? Want me to shove my keyblade down your throat you bitch!" hoh-huh! Stranger: firetruck you Follow up: I had to lead this guy on a little bit. I found it pretty annoying that he wasn't very blunt at first. It makes me actually have to lead him on like I'm an actual girl to get somewhere. It was tedious and felt REALLY weird but I later learned that sometimes it's better when the other person isn't automatically pervy. When this guy asked for a pic I knew I had to end it, so I did so in the best way I could. Angry boyfriend, Mickey Mouse finding the chat while "Kairi" goes off to take a picture.  

Number 2: Korra 

 Stranger: m Me: Female Stranger: how old are you? Me: Me first  Stranger: 23 Me: Nice, I'm 18, where you from? Stranger: london how bout u? Me: Republic City Stranger: where is that? Me: Oh don't be silly  Me: Me know, where those colonies used to be? Stranger: kinda Stranger: all that matters is if your horny or not? Me: Oh of course I am Stranger: cool what you look like? Me: I'm pretty tall, I've been told I have a nice body. I do a lot of training and play sports. Stranger: what size chest have you got? Me: It's pretty big but not massive Stranger: nice size tits then? Me: Yeah I suppose so, I catch one of my teammates staring at them all the time. Stranger: oh lol he probly want to firetruck you!! Me: Um... yeah I guess so. He has a girlfriend though, her father helps sponsor our team. Stranger: oh rite Me: To be honest though... I kinda like him Me: I wanna ride him like my polarbear-dog if you know what I'm saying  Stranger: yeah i know Stranger: whats your favourite way to be firetrucked then! Me: I'm still a virgin so I don't really know. I'd like to try the air-nomad position first and then move on to some more kinky stuff. Me: I'm a pretty busy girl so I never got into that stuff...yet... Stranger: oh rite how far have you gone then? Me: The farthest I've ever been is Republic City but my predecessor traveled around the whole world with his friends!Stranger: i ment with a bloke Me: Well, I made this one guy make out with me while we were both dating someone else...I'm kinda a slut Stranger: a slut who aint been firetrucked i dont think so Me: Hey, I can call myself whatever I want buddy, you wanna know why? Stranger: y Stranger: why? Me: I've been in this city for just a few months, and I already won the Pro-Bending tournament, exposed a corrupt councilmen and even stopped a revolution! Me: I'M THE AVATAR AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT I had fun with this one, I really tried my best to keep the conversation as normal as possible but this guy really wanted to cut to the chase. What a douchebag. I had to say some...less appropriate things to keep this pervert interested. Still, imagine this guy, spending possibly hours looking for a girl to talk to. He finally finds one, she says some weird stuff but that only makes him more interested. Only here is the catch, I'm just being an asshole wasting more of his time.  

 Number 3: Asami 

Me're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Me and the stranger both like sex. Stranger: 17 male looking for any dirty horny girls with kik Me: 18 Female, looking to get revenge on my cheating boyfriend Stranger: kik? Me: Nope Stranger: what you wanna do to get him back Me: Well I'm a fan of pro-bending... if you know what I mean  Stranger: how about i make sure you only have my cum inside you Me: Whoa slow down there big boy. I might like to drive on my Dad's racetrack but sometimes I like to take it a bit slower you know what I mean? Stranger: tell me what you mean Stranger: you there? Me: I don't mean anything, just take it easy Stranger: no THIS is what I am talking about. Scum of the earth right here. The last guy? A perv but at least he didn't want to say too much at once. This guy, holy shit, he is really clear about what he has in mind I'll give him that. Girls, be careful and stay away from people like this. And to my fellow guys, don't be a douchebag. Nuff said.  

 Number 4: Korra... OR IS IT? 

 Me're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Me and the stranger both like Sex. Stranger: hey Me: Hello Stranger: asl? Me: 18, Female, Republic City Stranger: hey M 19 UK Me: Hey, how are you doing? Stranger: republic city? lol yeah i'm good Me: So... how about them fire ferrets? Stranger: lol avatar Me: How did you know? Me: I didn't even say "I'M THE AVATAR AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT" yet. Stranger: lol Stranger: your cute Me: Why thank you Stranger: are you 18 F? Me: Of course! I told you that already. Stranger: hmm okk Me: Why are you asking? Stranger: because i dont wanna be talkin' to a guy lol Me: Me're silly, I'm not a guy haha. Me: Anyway wanna hear a joke?Stranger: .. Me: So, an Earthbender walks into a bar. Me: The bartender says, "What would you like to drink?" Me: The Earth bender says "I don't care! So long as it's on the rocks!" Stranger: hilarious  Me: Wait, you really think so? Me: Nobody has EVER laughed at my jokes before. Stranger: strange. Me: I know right?!?!? Me: I'm going to have to use that one at the rally! Me: Okay how about another joke, this one is really important Stranger: go for it dude Me: So an Airbender goes to a Satomobile dealership... Me: and the Satomobile dealer asks "Why do you need a car? You can already fly!" Me: and the Airbender, he says "That's true, but sometimes I get a little winded!" Stranger: -__- Me: Was it funny? I worked really hard on that oneStranger: not really Me: I have a confession to make, I'm not really the avatar. Me are speaking to Amon, leader of the Equalist. Me: All I ever wanted was for the avatar to laugh at one of my jokes Me: so I decided to come here, to test them out on some probably drunk guys. Stranger: lol Me: Now, if you don't trace my IP and alert the Metalbending police to my location I will let you keep your bending. Me: Got it? Stranger: lol Me: Seriously, I'm staging a revolution just to tell a joke to this girl. Me will NOT mess this up for me! I had to make a cameo in here somehow. That's all I have for today. Tell me what you think of this! 

 

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