Pretty straightforward game right here: Fill in the blank, and think of a phrase that represents the world’s worst example of whatever you put in. And then suggest an example for the next person. Here are some examples of my own:
“Next Door Neighbor”
‘Hey, just bought a new stereo. Hope you like Katy Perry.’
“Doctor’s Visit”
‘Fair warning, this needle is, like, seven inches.’
“Thing To Say/Do At A Funeral”
‘May I see the body? I’d like to squeeze her tits one last time.’
Now you try.