Well, I was poking around the internet to see if I could find something funny to use for the Random section, but... instead, I found this:
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You know, it's very, very reassuring to know that I, as an adult male, can easily be thrown into a situation like this at any given moment without any chance of reversing the situation...
I bet the feminazis are having a field day with this.