Okay, okay, okay, time to make my entrance! *Slides along the floor and makes a dramatic pose.*
So people, February's a-comin, so I've decided to come here two days early to take over Transcendent what's his name's profile! Who am I? Oh ho, who am I!?
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Okay, you're seriously asking this!? Good lord, what is wrong with you!? YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW WHO I AM!!! I'M DEADPOOL! Deadliest super powered man on the planet? The most badass gentleman ever to walk this earth? The guy who everyone else kneels before? No, nothing? Ugh, tough crowd...
But yeah, I'm Deadpool, and I'll be staying on this website for the entire Cupid month, so you'll all be stuck with me! So yeah, Mr. Transcendent what's his name will be out of commission for the month, cuz good old me will be taking over! Hope you folks enjoy my lovely company!
AND DON'T FORGET TO WATCH MY MOVIE, IT COMES OUT IN 14 DAYS!!!
Anyways, time to make the chimif*ckingchangas!