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Hey there, you lovable freaks, Deadpool here, and since now February is over and March has begun, I'm going to go out with a bang by providing my review of my own film, which I saw this past Friday! Okay, so, to avoid as many spoilers as possible, I'm gonna provide a short and quick view on things so you can get the big picture, ya know? I'll even hold your hand if you want me to! Just don't expect me to tuck you into bed or anything like that! Also, I expect chimichangas for allowing you to hold my hand! But anyways, on to my review! So yeah, obviously, my super cool movie deals with my origin story, and luckily, this film redeems me from the total trash I was in X-Men Origins: Wolverine! Thank God Days Of Future Past rebooted the X-Men movies, otherwise, I'd had remained with my mouth sewn shut, and that's something I would have found sad! D: But yeah, so I'm diagnosed with terminal cancer in multiple parts of my body, and then this shady pedophile looking guy comes and offers to make me a superhero and cure my cancer! Sounds pretty good so far, right? Well, wrong! Turns out that I was trapped in a demented psycho lab and instead of being a superhero, I was supposed to become a super slave! How crazy is that!? But yeah, after a certain few something or other things happen, I end up looking for this special little somebody named Ajax, who was the person who made me the badass, sickly looking mother lover I am! But, of course, at first, all I wanted was to be rid of the powers he gave me, but, long story short, I decide to remain with my powers! After all, if I can put a stop to crazy psychos with the guarantee I'll heal from every attack I receive, that's a pretty sweet deal! Oh, and don't think this is your regular, kid friendly superhero movie, because it's not! And it's because... So yeah, unless you want your kids to get traumatized by all the gore and sex, then suit yourself, but that means you're a douche parent that has a sick, twisted mind! But anyways, I thought my movie was great, if not perfect! I was funny throughout, those dumbass X-Men lackeys were pretty cool too, and overall, the action was great! How do I rate my own film!? Infinity out of 10!!! So then, I bid thee adieu, my fellow freaks! Good night to you!
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This man has given us the best silent KH playthroughs of both English and Japanese languages. He created the BBS HD Chronicles, doing a damn good job at presenting the BBS story in a way very few have done. He uses the characters' original Keyblades without fear. He got through the games on Critical mode without dying, and he didn't even need to be a speedrunner. He created The 13th Clash. His channel has playthroughs of EVERY Kingdom Hearts game, from KH1 to Dream Drop Distance. He posted all the cutscenes of BBS and KH2. AND FINALLY....for a milestone...he showed us his face!! We deserve to appreciate this amazing Italian man! PRAISE GABEN KINGDOM HEARTS JESUS MARCO TEH BOSS EVERGLOW!!! No sarcasm.
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It's insane! INSANE I tell you!!! Will Smith as Deadshot Tom Hardy as Rick Flagg Jai Courtney as Boomerang Jared Leto as The Joker Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn Cara Delevigne as Enchantress AND POSSIBLY OPRAH WINFREY AS AMANDA WALLER!? Warner Bros. certainly isn't pulling any punches with this cast selection. (Got to beat Marvel somehow!) I find it ironic but strangely fitting for Oprah to play someone like Amanda Waller. At the same time, her skills as an actress...