Chronic Tumor
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I am no help in the ways of womanly love, for I am a man and do not understand what happens when a woman loves a woman. Just wait til she's in college with you. All college girls are lesbians. Scientific fact.
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But you is a woman.
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Let me rub ya tummy
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I was nervous before I began as it had been some time (probably just a couple days in reality) since I had last wielded a Q-Tip to clean the insides of my ears. I had showered about three hours previous so they were particularity dry, which bothered me a bit. Not to be deterred, I filled a plastic cup (which I had on the counter for general drinking and post-brushing-rinsing purposes) with water then dumped it down the drain, leaving what I wanted all along: a small amount of water in the bottom to moisten the cotton tip of my small weapon. Unfortunately, I pretty much soaked it, which means my ears are a bit wet at the moment. My second attempt to moisten the other side was just as unsuccessful, so the entire experience was totally awkward now. Nevertheless, when I surveyed the carnage I had wreaked upon my unsuspecting ears, I found very little yellow-y waste. At first I was satisfied because people passing by who had the nerve to visually measure how much earwax residue remained in the fleshy bowls on the side of my head would be satisfied and would not mentally regard me as a slob. Then I wondered if I was just not producing enough and if so, what is wrong with my ears. Perhaps I should eat a bit better ( I don't eat a lot of junk food, but I do love candy ) or maybe I should exercise more. I can't help but think that this is somehow my mother's fault.
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o/o You just gave a "high five" to a tumor. Nowhere outside of this site is that sentence acceptable.
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I don't approve of you discussing your masturbation habits.
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I dunno. I just wanted to be included :s
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I got an idea from whoever it was and such SO there was that one kid who did. And then it was.
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He's 14. There's no way he's 16. *mind crush*
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Whoah, now. Whoah. Just...whoah. I've been crushing on him since day one. Back when you guys were going crazy for DC with his Sora schoolboy image he posted. So don't you even dare.
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Find Sora's quote and post it here please.
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Mio, Mayu, and Marluxia COMIC! pages 1-2 (unfinished)
Chronic Tumor replied to Tricia-chan's topic in Creative Media
I dont' see anything. -
I hate you all (: ('Cept CellarDoor, Cricket, Ven, and a few others)
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That's, um, paint. Actual paint.
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For teh lulz
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If you don't know who he is I hate you full size
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You're not really accepting his apology. Stop being such a self-righteous dick
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how is a raven like a writeing desk
Chronic Tumor replied to xion---424's topic in Random & Forum Games
I actually have an answer that makes sense, but when I read the book I remember reading an introduction that said that the raven/writing desk riddle wasn't supposed to have an answer. So I'm not going to tell you the answer I have. Because I'm not happy with the way they used the riddle in the movie. -
I don't remember if why we disagreed or what the argument was about or even if we argued. All the hate/dislike towards me blends together so I don't really remmeber any of it. So I refuse your apology because I hold nothing against you.
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You are now manually breathing
Chronic Tumor replied to Chronic Tumor's topic in Random & Forum Games
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You're welcome.
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She asked what we thought.
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The concept is alright I suppose. But I don't like it. I don't like that you've used two versions of Xion that are different qualities. The different scenes are alright, but they're arranged badly and it's hard to follow, which means there's no flow. The snow makes no sense because...it's a beach.
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There is now a very desperate man
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