Sorasucks

Seriously, we all know someone gonna die. It gonna be Riku, since he will kill himself to protect love ones. Kairi, because she is a careless and most likely killed at the beginning of the first world. Ventus, because his heartless will kill him. Aqua, because she's to old and probably die of old age. And finally Sora, because he's lame and probably die quickly in the game. The only survivor and hero will likely be Roxas, because he's the only person who is suitable to fight Xeanort and his clones.

For male keyblade wielders.

But men don't know how make the kitchen work!

Oh please, stop being butthurt and make me a sandwich.

Go back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Because she belongs in the kitchen, along with Aqua.