Jack Sparrow

Ahoy there, I'm Captain Jack sparrow. I like to plunder, pillage, and play Kingdom  Hearts! 

I'm quite approachable if I do say so myself. Up to joining the crew? Simply inform my faithful, loyal, but horribly mistreated first mate Gibbs as soon as said thought occurs and I shall very well hand you over to jo- I mean, add you among the many dying to join my crew. 

I'm always prepared to do whatever I must to get whatever it is I shall like to posses.

Fair winds, you scaverous dogs!