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Everything posted by aliyarocksyoursocks123
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I somehow have to explain creationism using the lyrics of Stayin Alive. Well, this is going to be difficult.
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I have to learn 50 arabic vocab words by tomorrow. *sigh* Yay life!
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Nothing will mess you up as bad as the realization that there is no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order.
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What is Mike Wakowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
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Is your kid Stacey? Cause, you've got it going on.
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I have this teacher at school who has an accent, and every time she says “Focus” it sounds like “F**k Us”.
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I got bit by a kangaroo today. Fun stuff.
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I just realized-rhinos are fat unicorns.
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I wonder when I should tell my dog she's adopted...
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What is love?
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It's pretty annoying how no one ever congratulates me for getting out of bed.
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Friend: So, what did you do for Valentines Day? Anything special? Me: I ate some toast.
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Green M&Ms count as vegetables right