Ghost

"That's not fair, I want a cool costume too!...You shall call me- " in a flash, she used her Awesome chicken and broccoli fettuccine alfredo powers to form a grotesque face. "-CHEWbaca." Then, The Ghost the Ghost with the Most Toast shook her head at his failure, and instead made an "S" symbol with her thick, juicy, alfredo noodle....arm. "COME ON!" with two of her dripping fettuccine alfredo noodles, she grabbed the young man by his sides and threw him unto her back. "ONWARD MY WAYWARD SON..WARD." She flew off into the sky, looking for their enemy to start with. After a few moments, Ghost the Ghost with the most Toast Boast plopped onto the ground. "I...I can't go on. My arteries..they're clogged. You must carry me to the Chipoodle," she heaved. Truly, what little was left of her good health was screaming out in pain right now. It shoudln't be too far. I can already hear people crying from being unable to handle that wretched, spicy food!

((omg im crying the dn/cg references are amazing)) "Hmph!" Ghost the Ghost scoffed. "It's more traditional for the DEMON to propose the contract, don't you think?" she spat alfredo sauce. Ewewewewew. Though reluctant to submit, there was no other way for her to take the pasta without breaking Ghostly Ghost code! "Fine..." the alfredo monster said finally, extending her hand. "BUT! We must spit shake," so Ghost the Ghost with the Most spat alfredo sauce into her hand, before taking his and shaking it. "Together....we will purge this world of evil, the almighty, the unholy...MEXICAN FOOD!" Thunder clapped and lightning rippled through the sky. Truly this was the dawn of a major clusterfiretruck. "Where shall we start? Chipotle, Chilles...."

As the ancient myths foretold, and what had been written in the olden testaments, various demons can be summoned in different ways. For this particular dark spirit of darkly darkness, the only way to summon her was by preparing the best dish in the world: fettuccine alfredo. While some summons require the summonee to be something like, say, a virgin, a female, or just plain crazy, to summon Ghost the ghost you need only be one thing: sick. The great, perpetually-hungry beast smelled that sauce that flowed through her ghostly veins. From her gravy grave she flew, and followed the scent with her fettuccine-vision...because following a scent with her eyes totally makes sense. The scent brought her to a room with her sought-after treasure! "AHA!" she exclaimed. "MY PRECIOUS!" All was well UNTIL she noticed a pair of hands gripping onto her beloved dish! She hissed. Her once cheerful demeanor suddenly went as sour as a year old fettuccine sauce! It was ghostly law that stated, whover snoozes, loses. In this case it was I who snoozed and losed. The only way to obtain that fettuccine now...was to TRICK him...

Oh, boy! "Now I can pretend that people actually like talking to me and can be future MLG! Thanks, Soul!" - New York Times

ah, my almost-na,e changes..cant believe its been so long o_O really cute timeline though, i think its great. will be awesome to see it to continue growing!

jilly, shana, draco.... you are all my heroes....im too lazy to reply to all your stuff but honestly yall have said how ive been feeling since i first discovered that pseudo sjw side of tumblr. and yeah, i follow plebcomics and i was mortified by what happened to her. theyre all just easily impressionable idiots who want to feel special and whine. rather than look to solve their problems or actually try to be better or do something better, they bitch and have a series of "oppression olympics". its like every bad thing gets you 10 extra point to gryffindor!! got depression? +10! have self harmed? +10! are anything but straight, white, cis, or male? +40!!!! you could literally not be a bad person and they will still call you as such if you fit any of those. my old "friend" isnt white, hes from the middle east. he had some opinions that people didnt like and they were calling HIM racist, saying he was white and pretended not to be!! i was like srsly wtf?! lol. it happens all the firetrucking TIME. like same with this girl, cant spell her username but its cosmitallcosmopolitan or something and shes indian. they didnt/dont(?) believe her due to her opinions and call her racist while shes all like "lol yall are stupid af". plebcomics actually had a really good comic portraying this, but im too lazy to find it. i have more examples but again...lazy (im actually sick rn) my boyfriend actually sent me this REALLY FUNNY VIDEO from the powerpuff girls in which....well, actually, heres the clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUdHA5liNec nowadays i just block out that side of tumblr completely. i, too, could ramble on about it for hours on end...but yknow what? it aint worth it. theyll continue to be stupid, and i say let them. they have no power outside of that website. everyone else thinks theyre a firetrucking joke and for that, im glad. ill just stick to following pastel, cat, and video game blogs i feel like recently more people have been cracking down on them and calling them out on their bs, which is great. i just want all that hateful generalization crap to die down like the fad that it is. being hateful is not cute, it shoudlnt be "cool". anyways i dont wanna write too much also think i edited out some parts so apologies if some areas make no sense

comoletely agree with winner. like no offense but some things are just too ridiculous for me to take seriously. i mean people can do whatever they want so long as theyre not hurting snybody, i just think its stupid lol. like demisexuality...first off it was created by roleplayers who were probably 13 at the time so that should be saying enough....but, dont most people NATURALLY "fall in love" with oeople once theyve gotten to know em? like ya can crush on a stranger or whatever but you dont really fall in love with them. i find it a bit silly. label yourself as whatever, though. not my problem. just want tem to know that unlike gays and bis they dont *really* face any real or life-threwtening issues... your parents aint gonna toss you out or kick your cunt in for bein' demi. jussayin'. theyll probably think you got a demi lovato fetish or some shit which is totally normal more unpopular opinions: 2. i do not and will never support polyarmory or polygamy. again, do whatever the firetruck you want. just dont firetrucking force the idea onto everyone, or say that monogamy is evil. excuse me for wanting to be firetrucking loyal to my bae and not ride every dick or clit i see. again. do WHATEVER you want date as many people as you like....just not myself, or my bae. that heart is mine. 3.i am asexual, but ive been seeing some other asexuals (on youtube, so again, no surprise there) saying we are oppressed...um....no we are not. no parent is going to firetrucking disown you if you say "i dont find sex all that appealing". youre not gonna get jumped on the street. youre not gonna get called any slurs. whats the "worst" thing thats happened to me when i told someone i was ace? they asked me if i could reproduce asexually...oh boo hoo such sad wow very oppress. no. saying asexuals are oppressed? no, that is the dumbest shit i have ever heard in my life. stop trying to be a special snowflake, the ones who really get oppressed are the gays, lesbians, and bisexuals - protect THEM, it aint all about you. 4.good for you if youre proud of yourself and comfortable with your sexuality! its a very vig thing. just...dont let it be your only defining point. ok so youre gay...what else??? theres gotta be more to you... sorry for all the sexuality opinions...kill me if you want idc. moving on... 5.its 2014 why we gotta slut shame. at the same time, expect people to look at you. if i wear booty shorts chances are its because i think i look fabulous, but will i expect insults or looks? yes. its life, get over it. what tou should REALLY be angry about is stalking or unsolicited touching. this applie for guys and girls. 6.i think its time beyonce stepped down as the queen and handed over the crown to nicki 7.pink is the best colour ever, yellow and orange suck and are god awful 8.seafood smells terrible to me and im not sure how it can smell good to anybody 8. dont let young children drink too much soda at a very young age. you have no idea how badly it will firetruck up their tee and im not even talking about cavities...im talking about, just deformed-looking teeth that have grown in terribly or not at all from all that sugar. 9.it really hurts my heart when i see people saying "im fat so i wont look good in _____", "my skin is _____ so i wont look good in _____", "because of my age i cant look like ______", "im too tall to look good in ______" .... it makes me so depressed, that i cant make people see themselves the way i see them, which is more often than not, firetrucking gorgeous. you can look good in anything...except a snuggie...novody can rock a snuggie... 10.i hate how doxxing people with unpopular opinions has become a "thing" on tumblr. people who do that are firetruckin disgusting. i just cant even word how angry and disgusted it makes me. wish they could all glorily firetruck themselves. 11.i honestly believe that everything in kh was just made up with whatever thry feel like. i love it of course, just think its funny. 12.the zelda series will never get old. just wish theyd stop starting every first dungeon with a firetruckING FOREST 13.i actually have never seen the hype around final fantasy. like why? kve only played whichever one was with zidane..9? i dont even remember snymore. played a little bit of others. idk, maybe its cause i didnt grow up with it? 14. yugioh > digimon > pokemon 15.i hate liking a facebook page that is good at first, but adds like 20 admins and eventually becomes shit. the same jokes and admin drama crap gets so old after a while. 16. arianna grande looked more awesome with red hair. tbh with the high ponytail thing shes got going on, she looks like a 12 year old o.o i feel weird when watching some of her stuff because shell be acting sexy but got the face of a middle schooler...the red hair out looked way better imo. shes got grrat fashion sense though and a killer voice. the only song i know with her are peoblem and bang bang but dang, she can sing. 17. there is no bets girl in kh because they are all best girl. as for best boy...is everyone but terra 18. "age is just a number" is fine....WHEN youre 18 or older. im sorry but before that i feel like people are just too young and impressinable and can easily be taken advantage of or inflienced. idc how smart you are. you still growin. dang that was a lot. shoulda wrote the 95 theses or some shit. if you disagree with any od this thats k, thats what the topic is for after all. if i offended anyone in any way then i apologize, this is all just how i feel and unless you threaten to destroy all fettuccine alfredo, there is no way to sway my thoughts.

seeing someone called "my gender is armin arlert" on a website made me cringe a lil :x like...whyyy

ah! friend! i have just the solution: luna also comes in filly form, much less powerful and moony

idk some things kinda freak me out yknow? especially him, ive nevr seen so many people flock to *one* fictional character before him. i HAD nothing against armin because face it, if i saw giant monsters eating my friends id be a huge crybaby too but like...the people ive met (so far) who are obsessed with him are just...weird in the bad way, and all pretentious and shit. now i just hate him because people i dislike HAPPEN to like him...which is odd ? (not saying your friends are like that as i havent met them. just the armin-lovers ive met have all been off-putting to me)

i am very wary of the people who obsess over armin from aot so far the ones ive met have turned to be firetruckin psychopaths so someone using anything armin-related is a red firetrucking flag for me

HAHAHAHA A++ https://www.dropbox.com/s/7s7d2t97x7jn2ut/Desktop%20Ponies%20v1.42.4.zip let the lunas invade your desktop.... > do it!

its like this for anything including a world centered around anthropomorphic animals. its usually seen with birds or pets -Hello kitty is a cat, but also has a cat for a pet in mlp the world is *generally* run by horses with of course a few verbal animals here and there. other animals are used as well, "animals" though, as Celestia has a pet phoenix. Slavery much?and of course with most talking animal thingy blah blah that applies.just because an animal talks doesnt mean theyre anthro, though. as the uh *ahem* furries describe it, the animal is either feral or anthro - "feral" meaning more animal-like, walking on four legs, no clothes, etc. anthro fictional animals will walk on two legs, maybe wear clothing, and their hind legs me be adjusted for walking/sitting ability reasons.Yes its weird as hell that there can be a feral dog (pluto) and an anthro one (goofy), but its one of those things thats too silly to bother analyzing i dont think theres ever any explanation for it, just know that ferals are usually the "pets" whereas anthros are not. so sora cant talk to feral animals in his normal form, IF they dont have the power to speak in a human language. he can only talk to goofy cause hes anthro, but talk to anything when hes in his animal forms. like in twilight princess

OMG YAAAS Ive only seen a demo playthrough of PT (friend showed it to me) and I was COMPLETELY enthralled into those videos. firetrucking creepy. I want that game so bad, i just wont be able to plsy it alone in the dark at night...my favourite part is tne radio to be hinest, and seeing the distruction and pills and shit everywhere. then the reffridgerator...god damn. is it even out yet? i want it. my friend showed me an outlast gameplay too, but its not so mich "scary" as it is just gorey and grotesque.

id like a flamethrower

shit i was gonna say the samr thing. 1 was amazing. 2? not bad. but 3... wtf are they gonna do lol? im running out of ideas here. i feel like theyre getting released so quickly...likei know its a short game but with the third its gonna lose its magic.in the end, its 50/50 - half the fanbase wnats it, half doesnt. people are still going to buy it so theyre still making a profit.i still think it should have stopped at 2... or like, at least waited a year before making a new one? fnaf was such a great game with a unique story and background; sad to see it be one of those "overkill" things. im just going to avoid fnaf 3 so i dont start to dislike the series

Ghosts' bae B)

@Ruby Rose Thank you, the bae appreciates the credit your oc is bootiful

just saying i have no part in this the bae did all of this i am innocent Edit: free icon s, use at6 your own discretion