Hello, I'm King Flangleflesh. I was resurrected by Xaon a while back, and I would like to show my appreciation by recruiting fresh bodies members! Join us, and together, peace shall spread across the many nations of the world! "What is in it for me?" You might ask. Well, I'll tell you. Not only will you gain the abilities of a Monkey, you will also be eligable for Monkey discounts at any store! All you have to do is go grab something you like, shove it in your pocket/jacket, and leave! No Questions asked! Doesn't that sound delightful? Join us! Xaon will be proud!