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Grotesquery

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  1. It is perfect and flawless. There is literally nothing wrong with it. Everything it does is pure unfiltered genius. Everyone loves it, so obviously no one can not love it. Still you cling to these falsehoods? Still you assert your "opinion"? Then fall to the wayside with the rest of the dissenters. The dark one will reap your soul and rise again. Such is the price of freedom. tl;dr: You're entitled to your opinion.
  2. The worlds are unstuck in time. They can exist at any point in history because they do not rely on the flow of time in the realm of light, but rather their own self-contained timelines. None of the above is true, but it's just as reliable as anything anyone else could have told you because everything in the Kingdom Hearts storyline is built upon nonsensical bull-crap.
  3. Sora was always absentminded. I mean, just look at how long he forgot about Kairi.
  4. I'll say all these things right now just to prove him wrong. Think I won't? Come at me, kid, I'm invincible
  5. I've been around here for a good while, and you've been a legend for the longest time. There's been a lot of good and bad with you, but I think everyone agrees that you made life here a lot more enjoyable. To see you leave is like the end of an era. I thank you deeply for your years of tireless (and in many cases, thankless) service to this site. I'm gonna miss those days, but I'll always remember them fondly. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
  6. Oh, Texas, can you hear me? Speed upon the dawn.

  7. This looks like something I would hold aloft before a crowd of people while chanting "magic!" Truly, this is the highest praise I can bestow upon anything
  8. This is where the Kingdom Hearts fan-base peaks I think, nothing that any of us do will ever come close to touching this and I think we all just need to accept that.
  9. Your cup is empty. Drink from it.

  10. Three hospitialized in local Meme heist. Suspects are still at large, but police have labeled local meme boss gooby as the mastermind. Stay tuned for updates

  11. FIRST DAY OF MY FIRST JOB! My assignment is to... Spend all day on kh13??? I got this man. My entire life has led to this moment. WML

  12. Me: NO CHEWBACCA DON'T SHOOT Chewbacca: I'm a crooked man, Joe
  13. If it turns out that the entirety of Kingdom Hearts was just some overly complicated fever-dream conjured up in the head of a teenage boy That would actually make a lot of sense
  14. So Xemnas really was secretly flexing at me all along my darkest fears have been realized.
  15. Step 1: Clean your computer Step 2: Your computer is now broken good job Step 3: Buy new computer Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 as required There you go. If you want to read more about this phenomenon buy my book for $200.
  16. Shana, what are you talking about. Just, what, what, what, what are you talking about.
  17. Sorry, I had to force back the bit of vomit that surfaced when I saw "Kairi" and "Important" in the same sentence.
  18. Xion's heart was created from Data, memories of Kairi taken from Sora. Since her heart consists of someone else's memories, her heart is basically a sham. The Keyblade is linked to the heart, and is sort of a manifestation of a person and their feelings. Unfortunately, Xion is not her own person, making her Keyblade and all of her powers based on shadows of someone else. I wouldn't say her Keyblade is a sham. It's more of an abomination.
  19. And so, what if we are? People spend so much time worrying over little, insignificant things. They give these small things big meanings so that they can feel like their lives actually have a purpose. But what they don't realize is, none of that matters. The only way to live a meaningful life is to live happy one. Whether you are an outcast, a prisoner, or a villain, you can always validate your existence with the simple words: "Good enough." Try It sometime.
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