Grotesquery

Lost you. Found you. *Could also probably pass for a horror story*

Normally, I wouldn't do something like this, but I just watched the finale and I need to talk about it or I'll explode. I'll be spoling everything, so if you haven't seen the final episode yet, wait until it comes out tommorow. If you don't follow RWBY and don't care, then by all means, keep reading. Hopefully my rambling nonsense will prove at least somewhat amusing. That's about everything that's on my mind. If you read it, I hope you enjoyed my take. I'll tell you, the hype is real; waiting another year is going to be absolute torture.

All of them

It's okay to be proud of yourself, just don't go around bragging about something for attention. An accomplishment like that really doesn't mean a whole lot to most people, and if you feel the need to tell others about it then that probably means you're trying to get their praise so you can validate the importance of what you've done. But that's wrong because the only person who can validate your accomplishments is​ YOU.

Not even the Japanese know what they're doing anymore

That's just the only kind of character square enix knows how to do

the faris wheel is my favorite attraction

It is said that Reggie is the one that killed Sephiroth. I happen to know that it's not true. Sephiroth died on his own, but Reggie was there. As he is always there, for all of us.

Rob, you have betrayed everything you stand for. From this point forward, you are just another mortal living amongst the common-folk. What a waste.

On average, I have never played a Kingdom Hearts game ... For those of you who don't know how to have a good time, that was a joke. I've been on this site for three years. Why do you think I come and waste my time on a Kingdom Hearts forum, specifically? That I just chose this forum, at random, out of a top-hat? No. That's stupid. And I swear, if even a single one of you replies to this post with, "You've never played a Kingdom Hearts game!? lol" or "It's a really fun series, you should try it sometime", I will feel completely justified in hating you for the rest of time. jk, love u all

The greatest RPG on the PS2 was clearly the rocket launcher in Call of Duty

This is just further proof that we are all living in the Matrix, nothing this incredible could happen in a real world Prayers are for Gods, not men, Dave

No Sneak King? Worst console ever, absolutely confirmed

He's actually got three X's, cause I'm crossing him out

Fallout??? That's a band, right

Riku: Okay, listen up cause' here's the situation. Due to budget cuts the cast is only getting 3 trailers. Xemnas took one of them for himself because hey, no one's going to share a bed with that guy. The princesses of heart have cut the second trailer into 20 different pieces, and are now starting a territorial war over who gets the most pillows. That leaves the last trailer, which for some reason is suspended over molten lava 20 miles from our current location. If we don't get there inside within 30 minutes, Ansem will set off the bomb, canceling Kingdom Hearts 3. How are we gonna do this, man? Sora: Dude I am so freaking high this plot actually makes sense

I CAME HERE TO BE FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT i was not disappointed

Everyone, stop what you're doing. Or drop it, whatever floats your boat. I have done it, I have found the single greatest and most hilarious instance of plagiarism ever. Mankind was born for this moment to transpire. It all began with a man named Paul Tolme, a nature writer of humble ways. In search of divine inspiration, he partook of a quest. A quest to the lost land of South Dakota, where he would study black-footed ferrets for a research article. Not a very exciting article, you would think. How is one to spice it up? Why, add it to a sultry romance novel, of course. That's exactly what Cassie Edwards, author of Shadow Bear, decided to do. For some reason, she thought it would be a good idea to take the descriptive and highly-detailed words of Mr. Tolme, and just copy them straight into her book. ​ Why is this Academic Dishonesty? I admit, it may not be entirely academic, but it certainly is dishonesty, and no one can deny it’s absolutely hilarious. For one, she included no citations or credits to Paul Tolme. Two, she didn’t even bother changing the wording or phrasing to match her own, to maybe try and cover up this horrible sin she was committing. Critics of her book, Shadow Bear, took notice of the scene where she used Paul Tolme’s article and specifically stated that it was clunky and awkward, even for her. (Theweek, “8 Hilarious Instances of Plagiarism”) Fortunately, Paul Tolme recognized the fact that he had been blatantly stolen from, and was able to revel in the absurdity of it all. To know that your precious work was unceremoniously thrown uncredited into a romance novel and then sold to the masses… That’s a feeling I can only dream of one day experiencing. Source(Because I'm not a hypocritical tool): “8 Hilarious Instances of Plagiarism,” TheWeek, last modified February 23, 2013, accessed November 4, 2015. http://theweek.com/articles/467343/8-hilarious-instances-plagiarism (Entry #6) ​

Did you just... Go bad on Evangelion??? You uncultured and ignorant swine, we will gently acoste you over the internet for this foolishness

Was expecting sexy times, extremely disappointed. Unlike