Dear Dr. Rent a Ho Xehanort,
I want to inform you about my studies on your body-snatching. The way you transfer between bodies is called movanort or xehajacking. Some of your methods are highly perverted Oh... I meant risky. This thirteenth vessel of yours is lost in Wonderland, hiding because he doesn't want to get bald Sorry, this thirteenth vessel of yours should be Lady Gaga, I heard she has a very fine hair style and some crazy IDEAS on how to take over the world.... one verse at a time. So for my final study I called Steven Hawkings and he told me stress makes you bald, so I thought that you should worry about yourselves than the x-blade.
PS> I think you should buy an x-blade on E-bay. Consider it... You could save yourselves the chance of being defeated again, plus you might get expedited shippin and it will arrive shortly at your castle doorstep!
Other PS> My associate tells me that your obsessive body-snatching causes high-blood pressure. Also, your severe case of claw might speed up the time in which your body gets arthritis... Thank you, and I await for your review.