Ptolema

Señor, perdónalo y repréndelo. I don't want to know who made that or why or... I'm dying now...

Can't believe I just had to Google forearm to know what it is.

I'm simultaneously watching Le Chevalier d'Eon and D Gray-man. There's something very weird about this...

You don't call SWAT to solve a simple robbery, but you do call it over a Call of Duty game? Oh. So, humanity is as doomed as I feared it was.

Personally, I do believe ghosts sort of exist. I don't know how or why, but, yes, I believe in the paranormal. However, the closest I've gotten to having paranormal experiences would be my mother saying she saw a woman walking around the hallway near where my ailing grandmother resides how come I didn't get to see that. So, if I want to see/read about ghosts and stuff, I have to rely on Google. We all know just how reliable the internet. Like, it's totally trustworthy. Anyway, I have some pics I want to share, just because I found them right now and I'm bored. I'm sharing this pic because I can't see the darned skeleton. Seriously, JUST WHERE DO YOU SAY IT IS??? Supposedly, this woman is translucent. I must be paranormally-blind, darn it. There's something wrong about this photo. Something. This is actually... thought-provoking. Oh, well. I'm currently adding this to a story draft, thank you. ... ... I don't know what to say, so moving on. JUST WHERE IS IT?????????????? Well... weeeiiirrrdd. Did this belong to the Addams family? Oh, never mind... I believe these pictures are deemed scary because people let it scare them. I mean, we're gullible. Why else do people watch a ghost hunting show and start looking in all directions and hesitate before opening a door. Gullible. This is, dears, totally legit.

How utterly considerate of you. But sorry, no, my hair is not suitable for a wig. So, another question - what did you tell your vessels when you possessed them? Just what do you say to convince someone to be your vessel for the sake of your "location, location, location" philosophies?

And I blame the internet, because my unnecessary research of the Middle-Book-Syndrome led me to it. Even then, I didn't plan on reading it until I literally saw it in one of the rare good libraries here in Puerto Rico, and it was just staring at me like "BUY ME! BUY ME!" and I had nothing to read, so yeah, I gave in and got it... I read it through the night and... I can't get it out of my head... Sorry, I get obsessed over the books I really like.

Well, in spite of the cliché, I'd go for "I regret nothing."

Yeah. I'M OBSESSED.

Xehanort. It's been more than a year since I last addressed you, yet you still have not answered my question - are people only useful to you if they serve as vessels or do you find any other function for them, such as a secretary or a translator?

I just read Steelheart. Cue obsession. It'd been a long time since I got SO OBSESSED over a book, and the sequel comes out on January 6 2015. I might actually be in Twelfth Grade by then, darn it.

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For all of those who cannot imagine living without the joy of the existence of these pretty-faced creatures.

So I just realized it's been almost a year since I last made a thread about Google weirdness. And if anything, I wanted that to be what I was known for around here. I have pretty much failed because no one even recognizes me in Board Game Online after I start the game and I post it on the fanclub. Childlike frustrations aside, I wanted to do this. So here I go. Well, at least someone agreed on the kitty cat part. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO1U_lrXnxY Congratulations to her! Lots of people must Google her. MY EYES. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETr5jf_AnTg‎ Wait, someone thinks Larxene might be a boy? I'm not sure on whether I'd like to see that or... slap... someone... utlimate-showdown.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mickey_Vs._Yoda‎ I'm not sure if I should believe people who can't write ultimate write while MAKING THEIR OWN URL, but I can be wrong... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuw23CT6vvo‎ Moving on once more... From what the internet tells me, I can assume this is a Song of Ice and Fire reference I missed when I was learning everything about the series in the internet because I'm not going to buy books my mom might read when they're certainly not for someone my age. Anyhow, the first thing you expect to find when you Google a thousand years ago is a girl who knew a girl who loved lemon cakes, not a badly titled bunch of Christina Perri lyrics. Self-explanatory. I think. I'm stunned at the large group of people who apparently don't know Egypt is located in North Africa. Go figure. I'm pretty sure this makes sense and is important to someone, but I'm just going to politely say this does not fit there, though if you're searching for something that makes sense, don't begin your search with kill this... Humans are elves in comparison to other primates. Ahem... I hope they are real, but since I am not one and they are not real, I'll pass you on that one. If you mean "terrific" as in awesome, I totally agree. Yes, they are immortal. They are not evil unless you count the whole Can't Argue With Elves and you are human, which amounts to absolutely nothing because all we have is folklore and Tolkien. I don't think anyone can be racism, I think the correct question would be are they racist. Space Elves are a completely different topic, how dare you mention them. No... they are not Asian, sorry. They're mostly from Middle Earth, because they are not here now, for which I'm angry at them, because I want one. I want one. And yes, they are better than humans. Duh. It's not like I like Elves or anything. Okay, fine, I LOVE ELVES. I want one. Okay... So either someone's been watching too much Vampire Diaries or we have a problem. As for your desire to turn into a girl, I sadly can't be of help to you because I don't know sorcery yet. And I still want an Elf. So... What do you guys think about Google's magnificent weirdness?

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Not sure. Ask the Ryuk guy.

I'd forgotten about Kingdom Hearts and KH13 for a while, I've spent my time watching InuYasha, Vampire Knight, Blood+, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, The Legend of the Legendary Heroes and Sword Art Online. However, that is not why I am here. The need to post on a status that Hulu was stalking me with an ad about Toshiba's new Kirabook being lifted by bees brought me to this site again. Thus, I shall post this random theory I made up. I'm guessing... Remember this guy? Yes, I'm assuming you are all well aware of him. Moving on, do you remember this people? They are heroes. The good guys. I'm not going to get specific on just how good they've acted in the past, though. With that in mind, allow me to illustrate the conflict that should be viewed as incoming with this incredibly creative image. Totally creative. Anyhows, let me get to it. While remembering Kingdom Hearts, I suddenly made a prediction. You know how bosses sometimes trap you inside a bubble-shield-whatever so that you can flee, get stronger and curb-stomp them? Well, I think Xehanort will try to do something like that. Seriously, once the Lights are all revealed and barely trained, what if they got kidnapped? They couldn't go off to train, they'd have to fight with their own skills and the power of friendship and whatever they can do to bend the laws of reality and pull themselves together to win. Basically, I'm guessing Xehanort is going to kidnap everyone to make the 7 lights vs 13 darknesses thing unavoidable. So, they'll be crossing paths with these vans soon. And whatever the firetruck this is!

Riku looks like Claymore's Isley. O_O

No,it's just a boring ol' laptop, except apparently, bees make it and carry it around, or so does the ad appear to imply.

Hulu keeps giving me this Toshiba's KiraBook ad. It sure reminds me of something.

This is epic...

Is it normal is the patch's size is apparently 1.77 GB?

My Sims 3 won't update... Uff... And I was having such a good day... Uff...