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Ptolema

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  1. The Bible was written by men. It's up to us to decide if we think something is right or wrong. If God loves and fogives everyone, he won't actually care about your orientations. Arguing like that is seriously a waste of time.
  2. I'd gotten a weird vibe before... Hmm, this explains it... Xaon
  3. It took me 3 classes to make it. Before you think wrong, I have more than 95% of a score in all classes, so I won't need to take Finals, but I still had to go to school until today... And this happened. I'm proud of myself, I'd never drawn something like this. So, what do you think?
  4. There's a place where it's legal to shoot a person, I think Scottish, as long as they are armed with a bow and arrows. My cousin made a brief story about it. "You can't kill me." "Why not?" "It's murder! It's illegal!" "But you're Scottish." "So???" "Oh, I'd forgotten." *hands bow and arrows* "Huh?" *shot*
  5. That's funny... Something like that happened to me when I tried to turn a downloaded Sim of the Sims 3 into a toddler. Her body stayed adult with a toddler head in her chest. Now I see this... And the music. LOL.
  6. My cousin and I once read an article about these. Anyone who dies near the Parliament must be given special, expensive funerary services. Because of that, it was made illegal to die in or near the Parliament. It is punishable with a huge fine and/or the death sentence. My cousin and I laughed like heck over that. Oh, and it's illegal to go fishing on a camel. Because we have all wanted to go fishing on a camel. And naming your pig Napoleon in France. In Atlanta, you can't tie your giraffe to a pole. Sorry, kids. No monster can enter a town in Illinois. Seriously, it's illegal. Loophole abuse: It doesn't say anything about unlocking someone else's smartphone. There's a lot of stupid laws, all around the world. If this is our government's hope for the future... We may be doomed... I personally think the funniest is the bed one. How the heck will they even know if you took a bath before going to bed? ...Uh-oh. We have a Big Brother government in place... These are the other things I was reading. http://www.otae.com/leyes_absurdas/ http://www.dumblaws.com/
  7. Even if he were a Targaryen, Jon couldn't take any titles because he's in the Night's Watch. Viserys I left the throne to his daughter Rhaenyra, though the nobles didn't give a damn and crowned a half-brother. And Aegon I's wives were as badass as him. So, no matter how much they deny it, women can be better than men as rulers. I don't give a damn if Aegon is really who he claims to be, Daenerys is THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS. Her dragons are even parallel to the ones used to conquer Westeros. Drogon is even implied to be the reincarnation of THE GREATEST DRAGON EVER, in book 2. "Khaleesi... Here lies Balerion, come again." - I-forgot-this-guy's-name Besides... Dany HAS to become queen of Westeros. She's just awesome.
  8. Aemon is a Targaryen and 102-years-old, at least according to the books and wikia. And he wishes he could somehow help Dany. Lyanna was """"kidnapped""" (reasonable doubt in there) by Rhaegar Targaryen, the eldest son and heir of Aerys II. However, the books somewhat imply that... um... they were... It's kind of implied that they were in love and running away because she was betrothed to Robert. Why flee with the girl you like when you're a prince and your father could easily have him roasted, I don't know. But Rhaegar did dedicate a tournament victory to Lyanna, seemingly forgetting he was married with children. And in the books Daenerys dreams of Rhaegar dying while whispering a woman's name. Hmmm... Who knows... There's the "Promise me, Ned." thing, Lyanna's dying words to Ned. And in the books, some random guy whose name I can't remember says that Daenerys's other older brother hadn't kidnapped Lyanna, even though that started Robert's rebellion and sent Rickard Stark and Brandon Stark to their deaths in King Aerys's reign. "Rhaegar loved his Lady Lyanna." So, one can fathom that Jon could be her son... But in the books, there's a guy who claims to be Aegon VI, Rhaegar's son and Daenerys's nephew. Aegon supposedly died with his mother and sister, but he claims to be him. This is a really messed up family, which is why the Targaryens are cool.
  9. Oh, oh, oh. Now I get what you mean, I was thinking of the rumor that there was another Targaryen alive.
  10. Thanks to the internet, oh, in what a way he had to find out... I'm not lying, I feel bad for him. I really do.
  11. Yeah. Happiness is, like, overflowing on me. I watched the first season a while ago, but I'm a little exited.
  12. I do not utilize Tumblr. Besides, I am a Gorgon. So ha.
  13. But, hedgehog, it's just 4 pm!
  14. I would turn someone to stone but a) I see no staff members and b-) ...I wouldn't dare do that... <_<
  15. Shh... We don't have much time to discuss this, because she will arrive soon! She? Who is she? It's her, that creepy voice in your hallway says. Shh... It's her! So, you don't get it. Next thing you know, she appears! If she gives you a funny look and walks away, don't worry. She doesn't view you as a threat. But... This is not your hallway we're talking about, and that voice is your imagination... IS IT??? She wants you, the voice whispers. She wants you! Then, you try to ignore it and go to your computer, chill here in KH13. Only to realize, she's here as well! Athena seeks to conquer us all, goddess of war, wisdom and justice! What shall we do, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT shall we do??? CHOOSE YOUR SIDE WISELY. OMG, I should stop eating so much sugar.
  16. Magic like this is just science we are yet to comprehend... Good question... Conspiracy, maybe?
  17. /proof relevant to topic: Too bad people rarely live to tell what she looks like... Maybe she's really, really hot. Who knows.
  18. Changing your perspective. Look from front: []_v Look from behind: v_[]
  19. One does not simply deny how awesome she is. Admit it, you know who I'm talking about. If not, let me tell you her story. She was once a beautiful Athena priestess. That was, until Poseidon decided he felt like a creeper that day, and raped her in the steps of Athena's temple. Was Athena angry at him? Hell, no. She punished Medusa. Yes, the goddess of justice punished Medusa for being raped, because that apparently ravished her beautiful seaside temple. Athena was very... creative when it came to punishments. So, she turned her into a Gorgon, AKA this: And then, a young demigod called Perseus thought her head would be good gift for the King who wanted to force his mother to marry him. Then this happened: Bye-bye, Medusa... But, rumour has it she had a daughter and hid her before she let Perseus behead her. And apparently, all her descendants were cursed to become Gorgons like Medusa. And, oh, how creepy Google is about it! Picture above: Wonderful... And that rumour led to the making of one of my favorite book series, Gods and Monsters. Scream if you wish. It's true. Beneath every beauty, evil stirs. Anyhow, I like Greek mythology and I love Medusa. Her name means "Guardian". You see, she is awesome! And so famous she ended up being portrayed by... Uma Thurman. Beheading en route, I repeat, beheading en route! Medusa... "Man, I had work to do!" "LOL, what?" Turning people to stone is awesome! Especially if you have the power to bring them back, and they don't die until they're smashed, as happens in some stories. So... Had I mentioned Medusa is awesome? What do you think?
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