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  1. *skillfully plays an air guitar*

  2. What's your current favorite song?

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    2. Zola

      Zola

      ...s great and I like that aesthetic in my vg soundtracks so I'm going to have to look into that genre more.

       

      catmaster: Never give in; never surrender

    3. Col.Random
    4. Alexander Smith

      Alexander Smith

      Rage awakened lol

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  3. How does one go about avoiding carbon based humanoids without arousing suspicion

    1. Shard the Gentleman

      Shard the Gentleman

      Wear headphones even when not listening to music, that usually helps

       

    2. Dracozombie

      Dracozombie

      Never leave home. Become a hermit.

    3. Zola

      Zola

      Headphone hermit. I will only attend hermits united, once every ten years, and we will only talk about our caves. This plan is foolproof.

  4. Power Metal = Life

    1. Xiro

      Xiro

      Life Power = Metal

    2. Zola

      Zola

      Metal Life = Power

  5. Health bots want you to be healthy

    1. Mystics Apprentice

      Mystics Apprentice

      And all this time I thought that they were trying to kill us off young. :D

    2. KingdomHearts3
    3. Yessie Maltese
  6. White chocolate is to chocolate as american cheese is to cheddar

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    2. Zola

      Zola

      ...I actually like all of them too. White chocolate is at its maximum potential in cookies 'n cream candy bars.

    3. Yuya Sakaki

      Yuya Sakaki

      Omg yesssssss

    4. Zola
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  7. Last night I dreamt that I was a superhero and after every fight I would go to burger king for some chicken nuggets and there was this one employee who was always working when I went and we always did finger guns at each other. It was great.

  8. Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last that long.

  9. I am incredibly displeased with Crest Pro-Health™ mouthwash right now.

  10. "Heh heh." - Old dude from Zelda wild breath

    1. Zola

      Zola

      GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMO

    2. Yuya Sakaki

      Yuya Sakaki

      Did I eat "nasty tuna" again? Like... is any of this for real, or not?

    3. Zola

      Zola

      Yeah probably just a status effect or something

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  11. !1!2!!!!! Or thirteen. That works too.
  12. Force feeding a grumpy hedgehog is no easy task

  13. Is The Name of the Wind as good as everyone says it is?

    1. Xiro

      Xiro

      I mean, the Wind's name is Frank. I guess whether that's a good name or not is up to personal preference.

    2. Zola

      Zola

      You are absolutely right

  14. If you could have any lame superpower, what would you choose? I'm all for that double jump.
  15. DAY 7 It had been seven days since Xemnas had found him. Seven days since he’d been shown their secret fortress that was so lit up that it wasn’t actually very secret. Seven days to decide that maybe life wasn’t so bad. He walked out into their commons room, and was enthusiastically greeted by Larxene, who waved at him from across the room. While Roxas didn’t remember his past, and he hadn’t known her for very long, he was pretty sure that she was the nicest person he’d ever met. Xigbar also shot him a friendly smile and waved. Roxas waved back wordlessly, glancing over at the fidgety red haired guy they called Axel. Axel noticed, and his fidgeting intensified. “Hey, Roxas,” the redhead echoed Larxene, glancing quickly away after accidentally making eye contact. Roxas still wasn’t sure how to respond to the guy, so he didn’t say anything. He was about to ask Xigbar if he had a spare pen that he could borrow (to use with the journal that Saïx had given him as a welcome gift) when Axel let out a panicked yelp, muttering something about a meeting before darting out of the room. “Ah, looks like it is about that time,” Saïx said, entering the room through the door that Axel had just used to exit. “We’re having a meeting in the Round Room in a few minutes, so I hope you’ll all be there.” He smiled and waved, walking back out the way he’d come. Roxas figured he could ask for a pen later, and followed the group out the door. ---------- “Good tidings, friends. Today is a momentous day.” Axel shifted nervously in his chair as Xemnas spoke, itching his chin. “I am pleased to announce that a new comrade has been chosen to wear the coat.” Vexen looked like he was about to explode from excitement as a small cloaked figure walked into the center of the room. Roxas had learned pretty quickly that the man was terrible at keeping secrets, so he was somewhat impressed that Vexen hadn’t said anything about it earlier. Xemnas had probably threatened to hide his books or something. That would explain his absence in the commons room earlier. “Number XIV. Let us all welcome one of the Keyblade’s chosen!” The figure was met by polite applause throughout the room, with the exception of Xemnas, who wiped away a silent tear. 14 was his favorite number. Roxas peered forward, trying to get a good look at the new member, when the hooded figure’s head turned suddenly in his direction. They stared at each other, expressionless, and just when it was starting to make Roxas uncomfortable, the hooded figure exponentially increased the feeling by breaking into a leer that gave him chills unlike anything he’d ever experienced in his whole seven days of experience. Roxas didn’t notice when everyone started into a team building activity. He had a really bad feeling about this person.
  16. Defeating the Ruin Sentinels on Dark Souls II that first time was so beautiful. Mysterious Figure made me feel accomplished. I destroyed a Bayonetta on SSB4 with Robin by throwing tomes at them?
  17. I couldn't sleep and a whole lot of this happened. I apologize. Introduction The first thing The Boy knew was that he didn’t feel right, even though he couldn’t have told anyone what right was supposed to feel like. He found himself in front of a ruined building, which was surrounded by an iron fence and enormous trees, but he didn’t take much of that in as a vortex of blinding light had suddenly appeared in front of him, depositing a hooded man in a black coat onto the relatively well manicured lawn. The Boy vaguely decided that he had a really bad feeling about this turn of events, though he only blinked despondently as the foreboding figure approached him. “You seek answers,” the figure said, flinging his hood off with a flourish and whipping his long silver hair in the suddenly relevant wind. He waved his hand through the space between himself and The Boy, trailing some shiny symbols that The Boy figured he should probably understand, but he was still too disoriented to remember how to read. “I can give you purpose,” the man continued, clapping The Boy on the back amiably as the letters magically began to rearrange themselves before disappearing into a cloud of sparkles . “Oops. Well, I haven’t mastered that trick yet, but the point is, I know pretty much everything about you and I think that Roxas would be a really awesome code name. What do you think?” Code name? Roxas was baffled, but at least the bad feeling was gone. He shrugged, and the man clapped his hands, causing the vortex he’d come from to reappear. “That’s right, the new you! I think it’s best this way, what with your---unfortunate past,” the man finished, staring sadly into the distance. “I’m Xemnas, by the way. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Roxas.” Roxas allowed himself to be led into the swirling mass of light, only half listening as Xemnas told him his plans for the future, all of which ended with his group of vigilantes saving the worlds. To be continued...
  18. I'm doing a thing. Name your favorite day(s) in 358/2 and why.

    1. Weedanort

      Weedanort

      Day 14: It was the day that... Who did show up that day?

    2. Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)

      Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)

      Day 357 (I think it was this one): It was the day that... who did die that day?

    3. Dracozombie

      Dracozombie

      That one day with the mission where you have to beat up a bunch of bosses in Twilight Town, because that world seems to have all the luck when it comes to Heartless attacks.

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  19. I believe that my mother loves me, but there's no way to prove it, so it's not a fact. Doesn't make it less important or meaningful to trust that she does though.
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