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What if I have a dream about dreams being fake? Do I break physics?

There should be a test or something to decide whether or not somebody is allowed to be a parent.

Dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical found in all lakes, swimming pools, and water bottles, can cause death when inhaled.

I started learning Java when I was 11, so you should have no problem learning C++.

I know Java and some JavaScript.

It sounds like their strategy has worked so far. Don't question it. They'll let you play them eventually.

PIZZA. It's not a fruit, but It's a vegetable, apparently.

They should have let him actually die, or at least go into a coma. They had a perfect heartfelt yet somewhat dark moment all set up and then they just randomly decided that goofy was wearing a helmet or something.

I think I used to have a zerg monster card. I don't know where it is now. My cousin probably convinced me to give it to him or something.

PC, if that counts as a gaming system. If it doesn't, either SNES or PS3.

"I think there's a virus on my computer. It's making circles go everywhere and I don't know what to do!" "Did you type zerg rush into google?" "What's a google? Do I have one?"

First, this is great. Second, Travis is totally going to become batman. His parents were brutally murdered, and he has some kind of special power. All he needs is a butler and some kung-fu skills.