chuck norris can touch mc hammer
chuck norris can slit your neck with a nerf sword
chuck norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
chuck norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from
ok so i'm trying to start a new with every one on this site i know iv'e made some people mad so i'm sorry to khfreaker01 deatskull3000 and fredfredbug4 i think thats all who i made mad so i well try to be nice