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  1. But at the sametime they don't care. All of your work is for nothing.

  2. It's nice to make someone happy even when you're not.

  3. Don't say I didn't warn you.

  4. This is greatest gem I have bestowed upon all of you. I have been waiting to post this for so long, now it's the time. This gem will give you all the answers of dank, it will drive your minds beyond insanity. You will get everything. I love you.
  5. The Ifunny giveaway is hilarious.

  6. What extent of "Weird" does the line draw in a post?

  7. Fleas and Eggnog my friend.

    1. Soul_Seeker

      Soul_Seeker

      Same to you, friend. :) Also, about the chocolate turtles: they're amazing. Glad you got to try them! And Everybody Hates Chris was a hilarious show, haha.

  8. Just tried my first chocolate turtle. I can see all the hype in Everybody Hates Chris.

  9. Chapter 8 After Fayt and Albel left to begin their mission, Mickey and Jimminy head to the office to investigate his Journal. Mickey: "Now let us review the Journal, it might lead us to some answers." Jimminy shook his head in agreement and pulls out the journal. Mickey and Jimmy turn from page to page reading all the heartless index, Ansem reports, Character index, to even the mini game. For hours the both of them closely read the journal until they found a message in the middle. Thank Namine Mickey: "What is this?" Jimminy: "That's one of the encryptic messages we that ended up in the journal when we woke up from our slumber." Mickey stares at the message then asks; "What do you think it means?" Jimminy responds; "According to Goofy "Namine" is a long lost friend that had helped us before, but what he's saying is too vague. We don't even remember her, but Goofy does. It might have to do with when we're asleep for a long period of time. Something had to have happened while we're asleep, or how we even up in there in the first place. Geez there's so much inconsistencies right now, my head feels like it's gonna explode from all this critical thinking." Mickey stood silent for he knew what had happened to everyone at the time. Jimminy continues on; "I can't believe Sora never questioned any of this. Sometimes I feel as though he's too laid back-" Before Jimminy could pronounce another word, he turned to the last page of the journal in the back to see another encryptic message. !? !? !? The two were shocked. They both read the message as followed; Their hurting will be mended when you return to end it. Jimminy: "Gosh I wonder what this means." Mickey: "What in the world is going on?" -------------------- Meanwhile: Fayt:"Who are you?" Albel:"Identify yourself!?" The man grinned and stoop up. The two Behemoths that were defeated by Fayt and Albel raised up healing all damage taken. They were standing, equipping an giant saw as though the Behemoths are transforming. Fayt: "Why are they still standing? I though we defeated them!?" Albel: "Tsk. They have two lives; we'll have to defeat them twice." As Fayt and Albel were about attack the Behemoths, the Masked Man approaches the two. "No no no, come Behemoths." The Masked Man commanded the Behemoths, they stand behind him. "So you're the one's that's been snooping around here, trying to ruin my plans." The man stares at Brandy and Mr.Whiskers then says; "How odd, why hasn't the consuming of the moon affect the two of you? I'll just have to erase this mistake." Fayt guards the two then shouts at the Masked Man; "Consuming of the moon? What are you up to? Is this your doing?" Albel draws his sword, preparing to attack. The masked man laughed; "That's far too many questions for a small organism like you to ask. Besides you won't be alive for me to answer!" The man crushed a small blue core, droplets of ice circles around him. Fayt also drew his sword. "I'll have to fight the weakest link of the two." The man charges right at Fayt as he's thinking. *Whistles* The Behemoths circle Albel, blocking him from supporting Fayt. "So you two are my opponents huh." Albel Says. Fayt blocked the Masked Man pushing him backwards. The man performs a ground recovery, the droplets of ice still circling around him. The fight begins. Fayt charges at the Masked man, he swung his sword but was blocked by the ice droplets. "Damn he's using the ice as a shield." Fayt thought. The Masked Man laughs at Fayt's poor attempt to attack him straightforward. "Now it's my turn!" The man screams. The ice droplets forms into sheets of ice, shooting projectiles at Fayt. Fayt blacks to projectiles, dashes close to the man's range, and swung his sword again. His attack was blocked by the sheet of ice. Fayt side stepped, the Man shot Blizzara at Fayt. He blocks the falling Blizzard, but the man crashes three sheets of ice towards Fayt. He blocked and counterattacked all the sheets of ice. Fayt begins to notice something about the man. "Wait a minute, there's no more ice around him. Time to attack." Fayt thought. He charges for another attack, but the man dodges. "Tsk he already anticipated this." The man started laughing. "Ahaha you really thought that if I ran out of ice, I would be open for an attack? How foolish of you! You must really lack any battle experience!" The man forms his hands and chants a spell. "Restore Cold." The ice droplets returns, but all the droplets forms into Blizzara circling around the Masked Man. Fayt charges at the man again swinging his sword, the Blizzara blocked his swing, but the attack broke the ice. Fayt attacks again to destroy another Blizzara blocking his swing. The man begins to laugh frantically teasing all of Fayt's attacks. Fayt yet again swung his sword being blocked again. Fayt attacks over and over, each time Fayt swings his sword, an Blizzara blocks it. The Masked Man is losing all sanity, Fayt charges at the Masked Man. He swung his sword putting all the power into it. The Man is still laughing. As he's about use another Blizzara to block Fayt's attack he realizes that he ran out of ice. "What the-?" The Masked Man became shocked. "Wait a minute, so that's-". The masked man recalls all the moments Fayt attacks, realizing it's a strategy to nullify all his ice guards. It was too late for the man, the swing was an direct hit. The Masked Man was severely injured, he's coughing blood. -------------- Albel slashes his sword at the pair Behemoths, no damage has been taken. Albel stabbed his sword into one of the Behemoth's chest. It's muscles hardened, completely guarding the attack with its body. The second Behemoth swung it's saw behind Albel. He swapped his sword out, jumping across the field. The force from the swing slightly damages him. "Tsk. So not only do they have two lives, but upon the second transformation they're full healed and automatically buffed." Albel thought. "It looks like they're hard to kill." Albel jumps, cross slashing the Behemoth. Albel jumped from one to the other Behemoth cutting both of their arms. Albel double slashes both of the Behemoths, he also claws the other one. There was little damage taken from his attacks. Albel begins to think; "Tsk. None of my attacks are working. Damn buffs, I guess it's time to think outside the box." The two Behemoths circle him. The first one swings it's saw, Albel did a faint and side jumped. The Behemoth's attack directly hits the Behemeth in back of Albel rendering it defeated. It's saw is jammed inside its ally, Albel side dashes, charges, and slammed his sword into its head using all his force. The both of them are defeated. ---------------- "Auh! I thought you were the weakest link! How dare you get a direct hit from me!" The Masked Man became enraged. "Restore Cold." "Instead of guarding, I'll send all my Blizzards straight at you!" The Ice droplets circles around Fayt forming into Blizzara. All the Blizzara are around Fayt. The Masked Man tightens his fists and releases. "Explode!" All the Blizzara shatters destructively damaging Fayt. "Ahhhhhh!" Fayt screams. "Restore Cold!" "Now feast your eyes on my trumph card!" The ice droplets circle around Fayt again, forming into Blizzara. Instead all the Blizzara clatters into Fayt one another, forming into a giant ball of ice. Fayt is trapped inside. The Mask Man grins sinisterly. "Glacieral Prison; Blast!" The giant ball of Ice shatters severely damaging Fayt. The masked man is catching his breath. An icey fog can be seen in the area. The Masked Man continues to laugh. An blurry figure can be seen coming from the fog. It was Fayt! His entire body is scrapped, he's bleeding from one of his arms. The Man is shocked. "What you should be dead! Why aren't you dead?!" Fayt charges straight forward to the man, he swung his sword, but drops it. It's a fake. Fayt begins to recall a certain part of his memory. He saved a young boy from the clutches of a tryant man, he recalls the technique he used to defeat him. An aura of light is enshrouded from his left leg, he kicks it right at the Masked Man. "Restore Cold!" The masked man uses in an instant. He then concentrates all his ice droplets into the area Fayt's attacking. "Full Guard Point!" All the dropletes concentrated into one area. But it was futile, the kick broke through the thick layers of ice directly into the Masked Man. "Side Kick!" An enhancing arte Fayt remembers. The Masked Man flew to the ground, blood spew from his mouth. An immasive crater can be seen, a hole appears on his stomach. The Masked Man is bleeding, he's defeated. Albel watching amazed. *Whistles* "So it appears he's remembering some of his symbology. But it's far from his normal strength, Fayt is still weak compared to his actual peak." The Masked Man got back up. His hand covering his fatal wound. "Restore Cold." He begins to attack Albel. "Huh?" Albel appears surprised. "So you can't defeat Fayt, instead you come to me?! How despicable! You have no honor whatsoever!" The Masked Man activates his Blizzara forming two circles. Three circling around him, and the other ten circling outside of him. The fatally injured Masked Man smirked. "Cold Phalanx!" Albel sheathed his sword. Just before he's about to move, an suprise attack occurred! Six more Blizzara appear from far back of Albel. There's three circles of Blizzara around and Albel. The Masked Man laughs. One of the Blizzara behind Albel shot a series of Ice projectiles. "Cold Hail!" Albel caught wind of it being slightly damaged from it. Fayt watched the series of Ice projectiles closely, taking a mental picture of the skill. Albel was able to counter the rest of the projectiles. He's bleeding from one of his elbows. The Masked man continues to laugh. "Hmph. Fool." Says Albel. He begins to jump on the Blizzara using each one as a jumping platform. Albel performs a serious of jumps on each Blizzara, going left and right. The Masked Man lost all track of Albel for all he sees are after images. "He's trying to confuse me now." The man thought. Albel continues his series of jumps until he lunges at the Man. The man saw and blew up one of his three Blizzara. It didn't hit Albel because it's an afterimage. It's a fake! Albel's series of jumps fastened to the extent that The Masked Man sees six Albel's! The man cannot distinguish which Albel is real. At some point, he reaches the two Blizzara next to the man. The Man can see two Albel's circling him from the Blizzara. The Masked Man is panicking, he unable to detect what Albel is real and when he's about to attack. Albel finally drew his sword through The Masked Man. All the Blizzara's are cut in half, and with one strike Albel did an Horizantal, Vertical, and a V shaped slash. "Centripetal Shash!" The Masked Man screamed. He's fatally wounded. Albel shashed all the Blizzara as he's jumping without anyone seeing. Albel begins to speak; "Hmph. If Fayt's capable of defeating you with two strikes, then I can do with one." He continues on; "You have no defense or Strength at all, but you managed to put up a good fight with us. Those ices are used to compensate for your lack of defense. You have a perfect control of your magic, you can tame beasts, and somehow you must've caused the very status of this world. Yet have no Strength nor Defense all." Albel scoffs. He drew his sword pointing at the man. "Who are you? No average man could perform such a feat. Well it won't matter anyways, in ten minutes you'll bleed yourself to death." Blood is coursing through the Masked Man's mouth. He brings to speak lightly; "U-up in the sky is a Fal'cie, a God named Feneir. I took advantage of the distorted environment to summon her here. To-to consume the moon. This world is no more, it is futile to fight it off!" "A god huh." Albel Responds. "Here to consume the moon? Why? Why do you want to destroy this world so much?" Asks Fayt. The Masked Man didn't respond to Fayt. He continued to laugh over and over. Fayt gave a disgusted look, Albel gave a cold expression. Brandy and Mr.Whiskers became frightened. "You cannot fight your own doom! Just let it die. For your return, the Angel emerges after the battle against the two friends. An new act begins, Lovele-" The Masked Man didn't finish his sentence. Fayt covered Brandy and Mr.Whisker's eyes. "He's dead." Says Fayt. "So that's his last words, how foolish." Says Albel coldly. !? !? !? Everyone heard a frenzy roar. The inhabitants are being engulfed by a deep darkness, they begin to shift from Gloomy to an agitated state. Their eyes became red. To be continued.
  10. Chapter 7 *Note:Some content has been lost, will add more later* World: Deep Rainforest Episode 01: A fool's journey Fayt and Albel arrived into the the world. Fayt was amazed by the Gummi Ship's capabilities. "Whoa so that's how you enter a world from the Gummi ship; you don't. It simply teleports you away into the closest checkpoint and auto pilot itself to land in some distant location of the world. There must some kind of teleporter of some sort in the Gummi ship." Says Fayt amazed. As Fayt continues on; Albel became annoyed by his enthusiasm. Fayt suddenly stopped and begin to notice the atmosphere of the world. "What is going on?" The whole world was enshrouded by the dark night sky. Only the darkness from the night sky can be seen. Fayt begins to look at the sky, he points at the moon an tells Albel; "Albel look at the sky! The moon is being covered by something big, as though it's consuming the moon." Albel observes the sky and responds; "That's odd, from the looks of it, it's not even an natural object." Fayt: "What do you mean it's not natural?" Albel: "In other words, it doesn't belong here. Also, that thing's alive." ?! ?! Fayt became shocked. He responds back: "Then that means it doesn't belong here. We're here in the right place in the right time. I'm afraid The King's hunches aren't just bad predictions. It's.." Albel interupts Fayt. "Shhh we're being watched." Fayt and Albel heard movement in the bushes. An leaf fell to the ground. "They're in the bushes. How foolish to sneak on us! Reveal yourselves insects!" Albel drew his sword an cut the bushes behind him. A group of animals can be seen. "Whoa whoa whoa calm down there! We can work this out buddy haha." It was an loopy eared male rabbit with droopy eyes, big red nose, short body, and wearing an orange zip on jacket. He looked very nervous. Fayt became staggered. "What, animals can talk?!" Albel responds to the rabbit; "Why is he wearing an orange hazard suit?" Fayt respond to Albel; "That's the first thing you think about?! Not the fact HE'S an AMINAL talking!?" Albel shrugs: "Well what could I say? I'm used to this kind of thing. Where I came from, there's humans and walking creatures living in harmony." Fayt; "Boy I can't wait to see where you're from. After this mission, how about you take me there?." Albel: ".........." The rabbit is sitting on the ground shaking. A voice can be heard from another bush. *Whispers* "Psst hey, Mr Whiskers. Hey Mr. Whiskers? MR.WHISKERS! Are they still here?" "Hmm" Albel notice the voice coming from the bush next to the rabbit. He draws his sword to cut the second bush. !? !? "Ahhh!" It was an female dog with straight ears, blonde skin, pair of pony tails, and an blond tail. She closely resembles an human, wearing an pink shirt, red pants, thick purple sandles, and wearing an dog tag around her neck. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't kill me! I heard what the Chinese do to dogs, so please have mercy!" The female dog cries. But then she notices one small detail. "Huh wait, that's a human. A Humam!" She gets up and hugs Albel. Albel became disgusted with the affection. As Albel tries to pull Brandy off, Fayt begins to think. "Wait so the talking animals is part of the world. But what about the thing that's covering the moon. Also, who are you two?" The female dog got off Albel and begin to introduce herself. She pulls the rabbit to force him to bow down with her. "My names Brandy, and this knuckle head is Mr.Whiskers." Fayt responds, "Hello Brandy I'm Fayt. My partner next to me is Albel." Albel stood quiet. Fayt continues on: "We're here to investigate what's happening to the moon. Could you assist us?" Brandy and Mr.Whiskers looked at each other and responds. Brandy: "Well....." "The sky is being covered by this thing. What you guys are seeing is an Lunar Eclipse. But the weird part is that the skies been for a week already. As each day passes, it gets darker and darker here. Plus the moon becomes more covered. It's weird, we're not suppose to have a week long night. And due to this, the people here are becoming more dismal as the time passes." Fayt: "What do you mean dismal?" Brandy: "Yes Dismal. Because since we're animals living in an Amazon Rainforest, we thrive from the light from the sun. But since the sun hasn't risen for a week, it's already taken a toll from everyone. Odd though, it hasn't affected me, Mr.Whiskers, or Gaspar Le'Gecko (but that's because he's pure evil)." Fayt: "Hmm not only are you guys affected from the lack of sunlight, but it's also from the Full Moon and that thing covering it. I fear there might be a third effect." Fayt thinks then continues. "Albel, we'll have to do something about that thing. But what?" Before Albel had any chance to answer Fayt, Mr.Whiskers has been starring into Albel's shodachi. He became amazed by it, but notices something else about it. He whispers to himself; "I have to know what this is! Yes I'll do it." Mr.Whiskers was distrait, he was drooling. Until he jumped at Albel's shoulder and grabbes his shodachi. Albel: "HEY! You damned rabbit! Get back here or I'll cook you into a mean stew! Hey!" Albel begins to chase Mr.Whiskers. Brandy: *Gasp* "Mr.Whiskers Stop! How rude of you!" She then turns to look at Fayt. "I'm sorry, we're not usually like this. I'm not sure what's his problem, he sort of have a low IQ. " She begins to sweat. Fayt: "That's fine, besides he'll eventually find it. I need your help, could you take me to the place with the highest peak? I need to observe the moon closely." Brandy: "Sure." Brandy agrees to take Fayt to the highest area. As they were walking, Fayt notices something about Brandy. "I feel an heinous aura coming from her heart. She's up to something, I better keep my guard up." Fayt also begins to notice the residences of the rainforest. He passes by shack after shack, the residences are too gloomy to even acknowledge an human is passing. Fayt even passes by a group of monkeys that are hanging a tree from their tails with any lack of movement. "We're here." Says Brandy. Fayt and Brandy arrive to what appears to be a tree house. Whithin that Tree house are twin bunk beds made mostly from straw. There's an large window in the front. Fayt; "That'll do." Fayt steps up to the window and pulls out a long piece of straw from his back pouch. He also pulls some supplies he took from the Gummi ship to create an miniature telescope. Fayt; "Hmmm yes, indeed." Fayt closely observes the moon. He takes notes, Brady tried to peak at what he's writing down but didn't go well. She gave a guilty look. Brandy:"Umm Fayt." Fayt as he observes the moon: "Hmmm?" Brandy: "This isn't the highest peak, I'm sorry I lied to you. " Fayt stops observing the moon and turns to look at Brandy. Brandy continues on: "There's a reason why I brought you here. You see, this place is mine and Mr.Whisker's home. " Fayt responds: "So that's what this place is. But why bring me here?" Brandy answers Fayt's question: "Because, I wanted to show you what I've been through. You see Mr.Whiskers and I don't belong here. We were actually animals that were raised by humans. We never born here." !? !? Fayt became shocked. "So that's why the moon's side effects haven't affected you two. You guys aren't residence here. It only affects the ones that are born here!" One of the questions in Fayt's mind was answered. Fayt then asks another question: "If you don't belong here, then why are you two..?" Brandy responds; "It was that moron Mr.Whiskers! We were in an airplane when I asked something from him, and he insteads decides to open the hatch of the plane, and that's how we end up here. *Brandy sobs* "Because of him, we've been stuck here for so long, I hate him! I miss everything I own, I miss my owners, my home, my precious clothes, Cashews peanuts!" Fayt gave a cold look: "You guys have been together for so long, is that truly how you feel about him?" Fayt asks. Brandy responds: "He can drop dead for all I care! He's been nothing but bad to me my whole life!" Fayt's cold expression sharpened. "What a shame." He answers. Brandy look at Fayt and asks him a question: "I've been waiting for a human to come. When you're done with this, could you take me with you?" Fayt became shocked by this question, yet was disgusted by how Brandy describes her own friend. Before he was able to answer, a loud scream can be heard. "AHHHH HELP ME!" !? !? Brady:"That's Mr.Whiskers!" Fayt:"I'll be back, you can stay here if you really don't care about your friend." Fayt put away his telescope and his moon notes into his pouch and heads towards the location of the scream. Fayt arrives to see Mr.Whiskers hiding in back of Albel. Albel finally got his sword back. "Humph, now you give it back to me you scoundrel." Fayt: "Albel!" Albel: "Now you arrive, but looks like we've got company." A pair of savage behemoths (FFXIII) have entered the world. Fayt is suprised by their prescence. "Huh those aren't heartless! What are they?" Albel responds: "They're monsters. Beasts of the nature that hunts their prey upon attacking the helpless. They attack random people, it the inevitable to run into them." Fayt: "But don't you think it's odd that there's not a single heartless nearby?" Albel responds to Fayt: "Actually, I do think its out of place. But right now is not the time to think about it. We'll figure it out after slaying these wild beasts! The Behemoths charged at the two individuals. Mr.Whiskers is hanging on Albel's shoulders. "Hey! Hey! Watch the nails!" Fayt and Albel fight a separate Behemoth. The first Behemoth charged its horn into Albel. Albel caught the horn with his claw. "Heh so you want to witness the greatness of my skills huh you damned rabbit." Albel says to Mr.Whiskers. The Behemoths claws Albel, he dodges, jumps in the air and slashes both of the Behemoth's legs. Albel jumps on top of the Behemoths head and japs his sword right inside rendering it dead. Meanwhile Fayt struggles to fight the other Behemoth. It attempts to bite him, but Fayt catches it's mouth with his sword. He moves his sword, to cut right through its mouth. The Behemoth became agitated slamming its claws on the ground. Fayt rolls to the other side, the Behemoth charges toward him launching Fayt in the air with it's horn uppercut. "Damn, that actually hurts." Fayt thought. While in the air, Fayt recovers and took advantage of the monster's force by slamming his blade right through it as he falls back rendering it dead. "Hmm not bad." Says Albel. "So you're the one that's foiling my plan." !? !? Fayt and Albel turn to see a man wearing a black trench coat kneeling on the ground. He begins to raise his head, only the upper half of his face was covered by a mask. His mouth can be seen. As Fayt and Albel drew their swords, the Behemoths they slained, rose back up recovering all HP. The man smiled. To be Continued
  11. Sora and Tidus shall meet again during the Keyblade War.
  12. So are we doing Secret Santa this year?

    1. Shana09

      Shana09

      @Sora96

       

      Must've been so long ago. And yeah, that must suck they didn't give their gifts and I know how that feels.

       

      @Steven

      Digital. If we have to give physical im out.

       

    2. Cyber Shaman

      Cyber Shaman

      I gotten so much Hentai that day.

    3. Cyber Shaman

      Cyber Shaman

      I mean- I mean, yeah that must really suck!

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  13. Ths steve Harvey memes won't end.

    1. Soul_Seeker

      Soul_Seeker

      Steve Harvey memes end soon, don't worry, my friend. After this, the Steve Harvey memes will be no more...I hope. But be wary of new memes.

  14. Am I pissed? YES I AM!

  15. I'm getting tired of Google crashing as I write my story. Well guess what guys? You all just lost a chapter. Thank Google.

  16. This explains the soul eater mod in 3582 Days and the President election.
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