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B for But why do we keep falling for this stupid trap of his

yeah, i have, but i haven't seen you here before.... >3

nuh uh, i dont like pie though ^ has a cool sig < has a funny sig v sig is amazing

"I'm Riku, and I has an iPod and you don't XP"

:I imma bad boy....

Day 2 I got to Cracanum, and to Smokers Corner. And saw my best friend, Jakk. "HEY! BROIAN! I havent seen you in forever. Have a "Jakk and Coke" on me eh?" "hey jakk, sure, you know that i dont pass up free drinks." A Jakk and Coke is exactly what it is. Jakk takes his hime made boose and takes some Coke, and mixes it. So i chugged 4 of those down. Since at the time, my little sis got mutalated, and my parents got mudered, I was gonna get shitfaced. "JAKK! GET ME A NOTER ONE! NOW!!!" "OK, OK. Here, your 10th one tonight." As I was chugging this glass, some gay gentleman, I mean GAY! As in the lithpah and that walk was just to feminen. And he's all strutin' his shit like he owns the place. He was actualy hitting on a guy. "Hey hunkey monkey, wanna let me peel your banana?" "er, no." And since I knew that this gay guy was gonna do a number on me, I decided to put this to an end quick. "HEY! You firetrucking gentleman GET OUTTA HERE!" "tsch, now do you think that wath nithe? OOOO! Your quite the man I'm lookin' for." O_O' "er...... no, my ass hole expales things, not takes them in..... so why dont you just leave now and you wont get hurt." "tsch, like you would hurt me, Imma flower." ^^' "firetruck this." I ran up to the guy and went to go put my hand through his face but he ducked. So I just picked up my knee into his face, he started to cry. "Why would you DO THIS TO ME!!!!" "Cause you're gay." "WOOHOOO! YEAH! YOU GO BRO!" That was the whole entire bar cheering. ^^ made me feel good. "And now I'm gonna go puke in the terlet." And so I wake up the next morning next to the toilet with a bottle of Jakk in my hand. "Guess I couldn't stop drinking. Hmph." But I hear some gun shots in the lobby, so I decided to go check it out. I walk in to find that gay guy and his "partner"s friends. "Oh gawd, what the hell do you want now!? A free cake?" "Tsch, NO! We want an appology for what you did to my pretty face." "For one, you're uglier than my dead dog, and two, I ain't gonna apologize for what I did. You were harassing my customers, and you were annoying me teribly." "Well if you're not gonna apologize, I'll just make you." "ok." I went to go grab my sword but it was gone. Were was my sword, in my room in the back. So I run back there and grabbed it. It was a Soilder sword from the compony, Soilder. But I customized it. It's 5'6" long. And has a bunch of nicks in it. So I grab my sword and charge into battle, which was a very short one. The main gay guy, Josh, came at me and I just stuck the tip of my sword and that went through his sternum and broke his spine. The next guy got a broken glass bottle to the face, Jakk through that. The last guy tried to run away but I through a stool at him and broke his back also. "Ok, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you're gay and can't get some pussy." I left the Smokers Corner and went to the main square.

how about doctor and nurse. ill be the doctor and ill give you a physical.

"Hey, you wanna come play?" >3

kinda lame, but not really ^ has a Riku/iPod gimic < er, is wearing lounge pants and a red shirt v has no idea that i was a smoker

Kinda ^ idk is awsome /shot < thinks that some one needs to DIE! /impaled v also thinks that some person needs to DIE! /sniped

B is for Beniging little Bitch

"YOU FAIL AS ME! GO AWAY AND THINK OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

D: ok A for ASS HOLE

this was my idea in the AD thread!!! oh well, lets do it I was somehow responsible for that massive quote reply.. yeah, but i pointed it out Haigaiz whuts goin on? roxsox that was just cheating, be fair Interesting game...oh well.Let's do this. HIDE YO KIDZ HIDE YO WIFE. THEY BE RAPIN EVERYBODY OUT HERE. SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT. NO YOU CAN'T CUZ IMA CATCH YOU AND RAPE YOU BEFORE YOU DO YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME AND CONFESS, WE LOOKIN' FOR YOU. WE GON FIND YOU, WE GON FIND YOU. But can you find me while YOUR SAKE NOT EVEN DROP? SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT, RUN AND TELL THAT, HOME HOME HOME BOI. O...kay... yeah seriously......strangeness is going on!!!! O_O, i want meh boobs and meh vaj

i did but had cancer and died ^likes roxas _> valso wants the same thing

i will tomorow, day 2 and 3 are tomorow

i saw this yesterday, in ur moms eyes......... but i saw this in like, 2008 u guys fail

well, thats for tomorow. i got other things to do like try to finish my Biology class

Day 1 "Dude, just try it!" "No man, I'm already hyped up on Vicaden, and Xanex, why do I need to do this?" "PUSSY!" "It is nice. Alright, I'll do it but, just because you wont stop bugging me about it." So I took the hand rolled blunt and lit that shit up. I inhaled and held it in till I almost coughed. "WHOA! Dude, that was a big ass hit man! Look, your eyes are all blood shot and your almost crying dude! SHIT!" "PFFFF! Man, I haven't felt like this since I firetrucked that chick wit' dem' CC tities. AHHHH! God, that was nice." "AHHHHHH! DON'T HURT ME PLEASE! PLEASE, PLEASE! AHHHHHH!" That was the sound of my mother being murderd by the military police force here in my home town, Gidarm. The kitchen was a mess, blood every were. The one visable foot print was in my moms head. Size 12, standerd military boot. What happend is the military came in, asked were I was, they said they didn't know. So the police got pissed, shot my dad in the shoulder and one in the eye. My mom was not so fortunate, she got brtaly beaten till they stomped her face in. The only thing that kept me from going suicide is my little sister, she was 14, 6 years younger than me. She just sat in her room crying, just crying. "Hey, look, what we're gonna do, is pack as much crap as we can. Such as clothes, monny, valubles, every thing that is worth some thing. Meet me in the garage in an hour." "Ok Bro." I went into the kitchen, still gory, took the biggest cooler and stuffed that thing with as much food stuffs as I could. Went to my 1986 Toyota Corola hatch-back, and put it in the trunk. In about 3 minutes, Haven Alice was there with 3 suit cases and 4 backpacks full of things that we would need. "Lets go girl." "OK." We left around, 9:00 pm and got on the highway at around, 11:45 pm. "You know were we need to go Alice?" "Some where to eat besides this crap in your car? AH HAHAHA!" "Oh very funny Alice, but lets go to Smokers Corner!" "Yeah! Since you pretty much own the place, we get to eat practicly free!" I floored it and took a right turn and KABAM!!!! A 18 wheeler is right there in the wrong lane. "AAHHHHH! ALICE! ALICE ARE YOU OK!?" I look to find her but she wasn't in her seat. I look at the front of the truck and her head was in the grill. I went to go pull her out bet her head was to far mutilated by the huge fan of the deisle engine. "AALLLIICCEEE!!!" I walked to the driver side of the big truck to go beat the crap out of the driver, but he was knocked unconcince, so I slammed his head into the stearing wheel. "firetruck YOU FATE! firetruck YOU TO HELL!" I went to Alices corpse and took her necklace. It said, Alice a true believer. Took the necklace and put it around my own neck, and started to walk to Smokers Corner in Cracanum.

QuQ awwww, thats so sweet its almost sick jk, i wish i good write like that.

Day 29 The hospital was just plain white, and smelled of rotting flesh and vomit. The orderlies dragged me, but I managed to get away. I tried to get away but I ran, tripped, stumbled, and fell, till the orderlies started dragging me again. They took an empty seringe and shanked my arm with it. It drank the living red fluid like it was parched. I waited for the oppertune time to strike. The second he pulled the seringe out of my limb I grabbed his face and jabbed my fingers into his eyes. He screamed and the one in the black coat came after me. I grabbed the blood filled seringe and stabbed it into his tear duct and squirted the blood into is brain, he dropped like a rock. The other man in the white shirt came twards me and I grabbed a scalple and that object went into his chest, his mouth filled with blood and he died in a red puddle. I had to hide the bodies so I put them in the medical closet. I got to the nearest bathroom and stuck my finger into my mouth and expelled all my stomach contents into the sink. I sifted the vomit in my hands and found what I was looking for......

this is all true, BUT! they all worked for the same guy so maybe they were just hand me downs

: P any body can join, its just one big ORGY!!!!

"huh huh, im stoned"

i might save you if you prove your self worthy. ^^ ^is going to die vmight die of aids by a monkey.......