Me: i feel like choking a b*tch wanna help
-Ventus-: yay
Me: ok who must we choke my fine fellow
-Ventus-: Err
-Ventus-: i don’t know
Me: that’s ok take your time >
Me: i know WELL KILL BARNEY ITS F*CKING FOOL PROOF
-Ventus-: ...
Me: lol
Me: i just f*cking got cold cocked by a protein powder container
-Ventus-: o.o
Me: yeah i admit it i got pwned by an inanimate object
-Ventus-: wow
Me: yes yes but it’s only because no one else can pwn this *gestures to gorgeous body*