Disoriented

[align=center]Your sadistic and optimistic death days are the same? Ironic.[/align]

oh hell naw D8< texas just might gather it's almighty cowboy power and run you over with cows D8<< /shot paragraphs are long and stories are-- ... damn it. [align=center]Oh no. Cows. *dramatic music plays* Can they fly like they do in "Twister?" Or in "My Little Vampire?" Success. *Final Fantasy Victory music plays*[/align]

[align=center]It's such a lovely day where I am. So lovely, the birds woke me up at six am chirping their high pitched and repetitive little mating calls. Oh, my poor, blood-filled ears...[/align]

[align=center]What is the Death Clock, you may ask, yet I can only provide one answer: The Death Clock is a online timer. Simple type in your birthday and BMI and select your view on life: Normal, Pessimistic, Sadistic, or Optimistic. Check you Death Clock and the Death Clock will begin it's countdown until your dying day, informing you of the seconds you have left to live. You may try it out, if you wish, but know that it is only an educated guess. You could die a horrid death or live much longer than the Death Clock suggests, just know that the Death Clock provides a mere estimation using facts. My death will be... Normal: Sunday, October 22, 2073 Pessimistic: Saturday, August 25, 2057 Sadistic: Saturday, October 22, 2033 ( seconds move much faster, lol ) Optimistic: Friday, January 9, 2088 Are you brave enough to find out your Death Clock? ? The Death Clock[/align]

texas weather is killing me lawl. it was hot yesterday and now it's like 40 degrees outside. D; i feel like i just read a story instead of a paragraph. [align=center]Sounds rough. As much as I'd love to comfort you in your weather related distress, I'd much rather point and laugh. So... *points and laughs* SUFFER. >8D Paragraphs, stories, what's the difference? I see none. 83[/align]

I'll blow out your fire. Fear my breezy breath of doom.

[align=center]Oh dear. The first time I saw David Bowie was in Labyrinth, and I swore to myself I'd never look at David Bowie ever again. You broke my swore, now I'll be haunted by this image forever.[/align]

i can't stop laughing from reading that [align=center]Me and my horrid spelling..."o.o It is true, though. Now, with my power of Air, I shall inhale and exhale involuntarily while I build up enough strength from my lungs to huff, puff, and blow your house in.[/align]

[align=center]It's seventy degrees ( Fahrenheit ) outside where I am. After a long, perilous winter, it's quite nice to have warm weather. 83 If I were outdoors living my life to my parent's approval, I'd be at the park where I'd secure a swing for myself and claim it until the day turns dark. I would only swing once every twenty minutes and kindly ignore the callous parents who would be trying to kick me off my claimed swing so their spoiled little children can swing to their hearts desire until the swing snaps off the metal chains that hold it together. While I ignore the parent's protests, I dream awake about a world of complete silence where there were much less people to drive me further into my own insanity. Once the day is gone, I'd walk a mile of two home, depending which way I decide to take, and then I'd log on to kh13 and most likely not post anything as the threads in the Kingdom Hearts section are continuously murdering the cells of my brain. And then, when all that can be done is complete, I would drift off into sleep, dreading the next day in my nightmares. Or in short, I'd go to the park.[/align]

Twelve sugars please. I'll need them.

--currently reading this and you were outside in the fresh daylight away from the computer, what would you be doing?

[align=center]So...if I'm born in a month of Air... No wonder I can breathe.[/align]

[align=center]Random rhyming. Mad Club of Disorders. Tea. I think you just won me over.[/align]

[align=center]I have Trichotillomania. If you are uncertain of what the means, then I suggest you click here[/align]

None, preferably.