Edit: How to firetruck up a quote
"But you're forgetting something very vital. If you take god and reverse it, then you get dog, and dogs bark, and bark is on trees, and trees have green leaves, and green is a color, and red is also a color, and fire is red (except for when it's dark), and fire burns things, and fires are put out with fire extinguishers, and fire extinguishers have weird chemicals in them and I have no idea where I'm going with this"
Half-Life 3 confirmed