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I don't think Australia is too involved in stuff, but there's no doubt in my mind they'd side with America and NATO.

So for whatever reason I decided to tape a flamel to my shirt at one point today that I had printed out. During Art, I had nothing better to do so I decided to make duct tape automail on my hand. During lunch I went walking to go get something, and a couple people yelled "TINY MINI SKIRTS!!" at me. Awesome. Then I spit on a football player. Long story.

Iran is pretty much their only chance of any kind of ally. Brazil? I don't even think they're too involved in this stuff.

Russia's condemned their aggression and they're close to becoming an ally of the US. If China got on our bad side we could do some bad damage to them economically by halting all business with them.

Jackie Chan. IT COUNTS

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You called? Really, North Korea apparently can't even reach Japan. And if they did nuke Japan, South Korea, or Russia, they'd end up likely sending fallout to North Korea which would kill a bunch of their citizens. And I highly doubt their nukes could even make it to Hawaii unless they delivered them Hiroshima-style, which would be a fail since the Air Force would pwn their ass before they'd get within 1000 miles of US territory. They're all talk and no game. And if they do decide to attack anyone, they're screwed. Especially if it's a nuclear attack. EVERYONE would be up in their face. You know what? I seriously would not be surprised at all if they nuked themselves.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND I APPROVE THIS THREAD BECAUSE OF CAPSLOCK

That you are now reading this post, along with all the posts in this thread, in my voice.

It's from the MAD cartoon for those unaware. It's absolutely brilliant, and everybody should watch it. Cartoon Network. Mondays, 8:30PM They should do a Fullmetal Alchemist-Fullmetal Jacket crossover

Arguably Naruto is since Disney airs Shippuden but it's not affiliated with Disney to a point of there being any chance of a world or anything like that. As for Soul Eater and Fullmetal Alchemist, that would kick so much ass. However, the likelyhood of worlds based off those series are slim to none. The most one can realistically hope for would be Maka Albarn and Edward Elric being shown in Hollow Bastion or something.

I thought snow was made by green clouds for whatever reason

*looks down* Guess I already have been

Discussion with a friend regarding ninjas -- Me: ok basically [name] is really damn beautiful but im really damn scared of her and i think im going to try to learn alchemy in case she tries to kill me Him:now how n the h r we goin 2 fix this s Me: idk man she might just sneak up behind me one day whip out a shank and stab me in the neck then walk away and blame it on [kid everybody hates] or something what if shes a ninja [his name]? WHAT IF SHES A NINJA?? Him: u type too much im not reading all that Me: WHAT IF SHES A NINJA!? Him: i dunno Me: you're no help with any luck if she is a ninja she'll be like blackstar and scream out stuff before she tries to kill me --- yeah long story

Alright, so there's apparently a girl from Denmark in my History class. Upon discovering this, a semi-friend of mine tries to find out where it is. I open up the History book I had, go to a map of Europe, and show her that it's north of Germany. Innocent enough. Denmark's not too big of a country. However, then this one idiot says "oh, I thought it was the capital of Norway". I facepalmed for about 5 minutes at his stupidity.

Print 5 copies of this out and put them in his locker

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Well, starting this thread to rant about my experience and see other tales I walk into US History. I see the campus supervisor or whoever he is standing where the teacher usually is by the door, don't think much of it, then I'm told the teacher apparently suddenly had to leave and they were trying to get a sub. We wait about half an hour and pretty much do nothing, he tries to put on a movie about Ellis Island and nobody in the room gives a crap about it, then finally someone comes in. All seems well. Boy, was I wrong. The sub had a little bit of an accent. Nothing wrong with that per se. Couldn't tell what accent it was, but her English was very poor. For most of the rest of the period she continues trying to get us to watch the movie which proves to be a failure since everyone is just messing around and talking. She eventually gives up later on in the class and writes some assignment from the book up on the board without even informing us of anything. Meanwhile, she is looking RIGHT AT kids freakin' hitting each other and screaming out vulgarities. Right in front of her. She doesn't bat an eye. Yet, since a girl that had to go to the bathroom took "more than two minutes", which the sub claimed was the maximum time (it takes more than that to even GET there.) and that the girl took 20 minutes there. She didn't. Everyone was explaining to the sub that it wasn't 20 minutes. Even I was, and I HATE the girl involved. So taking more than two minutes in the bathroom is a problem, but roughhousing and yelling out vulgarities is a-ok. Part of me honestly thinks they dragged some random woman off the street, said "hey, we're from the school, we need someone to sub a history class, we'll give you some money" and put her in. She kept ranting at one point about how she knows how 5th graders act and she kept rambling about something to do with "ten years from now". Dunno what she even meant. I doubt anybody cared to listen to her. She also kept ranting at people to "sit nicely". As opposed to sitting meanly? Not directly related to a sub story, but in 8th Grade my math teacher would always lecture us for about 10 minutes the day before we'd be having a sub about how he demanded we call them a "guest teacher" since he thought "substitute teacher" was disrespectful. Then again this is the same teacher who would tell me I didn't do my homework if I didn't do it on a VERY SPECIFIC piece of paper

Drawing specific things. If I do "improv" drawing, like just drawing random crap, I'm great. But trying to draw something specific leads to epic fail

Other night, turn on the TV to watch FMA Brotherhood. Before the episode starts, a condom commercial airs. The episode was this one Either this is an amusing coincidence or someone at [adult swim] did it intentionally.

1.Opening Credits : Lights Out - Rick Astley I approve. 2.Waking Up : Period - Chemistry my god if i were female this could turn into all kinds of jokes 3.First Day of School : Airplanes - Hayley Williams um what 4.Falling in Love : Papermoon - Tommy Heavenly6 Sure, why not 5.Breakup/Fight Song : Slapchop Rap - DJ Porter ...Seriously, what. 6.Prom : Strength - Abingdon Boys School What? A prom that would actually be worth going to? 7.Life : God Knows - Wendee Lee Heh, fitting 8.Driving : Simple and Clean PLANTiB Remix - Utada Hikaru Sounds good to me 9.Flashback : I'm on a Boat - Lonely Island feat. T-Pain ..I do not recall ever being on a boat 10.Getting Back Together : White Shadows - Coldplay Doesn't sound like it was easy 11.Wedding : Again - Yui ehh, dunno 12.Birth of Child : What I've Done - Linkin Park LMAO PERFECT 13.Final Battle : Rise - Origa Final Battle with the full version of one of the best theme songs ever? Hell yes. 14.Funeral Song: Souls Crossing - TM Revolution Doesn't seem to fit the mood of a funeral 15.End Credits : Tarzan and Jane - ToyBox ..no comment