Deadshot

An American Democrat You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous and Barbara Streisand sings for you. Communist You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour Tolatarianism You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned Hong Kong capitalism You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly - listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother - in - law at the bank, then execute a debt / equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad. Anarchy You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows Bureaucracy You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows British democracy You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything Singaporean democracy You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment Dictatorship You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you Democracy, American style The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate" An Arkansas Corporation You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. A Chinese Corporation You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them. An Israeli Corporation There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people? German Corporation You have two cows. You engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. Russian Corporation You have two cows. You drink some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You drink some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

i object not really i just wanted to that but ya i know your going to kill him so it isn't surprise so when you do i would have to act shocked

hope you come back soon sora i shall miss you

(Kaxdre puts his sitar back with his other 9 weapons ) (goes to Nyx and Vaxin) Kaxdre: Hey Guys hows it going today

(Kaxdre is playing his sitar)

what if i killed everyone on kh13

Kaxdre:(When to clock tower thinking about his future with thye organization)

what if that made me cry

what if am ok with being postive

Hello out there, were on the air it's hockey night tonight! The tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes down the ice. The goalie jumps, and the players bump, and the fans all go insane. Someone roars: "Bobby Scores!" At the good old hockey game! (chorus) Oh! The good old hockey game! Its the best game you can name! And the best game you can name, is the good old hockey game! Second Period. Where players dash, with skates a-flash, the home team trails behind. But they grab the puck, and go bursting up, and their down across the line. They storm the crease, like bumblebees, and they travel like a burning flame. We see them slide the puck inside, its a one- one hockey game! (chorus) Oh! The good old hockey game! Its the best game you can name! And the best game you can name, is the good old hockey game! Third Period. Last game in the play-offs too. Oh take me where the hockey players face off down the rink, And the Stanley Cup, is all filled up, for the champs who win the drink! Now the final flick, of a hockey stick, and a one gigantic scream: "THE PUCK IS IN! THE HOME TEAM WINS!" At the good old hockey game (chours repeat 3 times) OH! The good old hockey game! Its the best game you can name! And the best game you can name, is the good old hockey game!

welcome back it's nice to see you again,how have you been

know a song that gets on everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves And this is how it goes And thus the song repeats itself ad infinitum. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves And this is how it goes I know a song that'll get on your nerves, Get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves And it goes something like this: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves Gets on everybody's nerves, gets on everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves And this is how it goes A fourth variant: I've got a song that gets on everybody's nerves Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves I've got a song that gets on everybody's nerves And this is how it goes A fifth variant: I know a song that's very annoying Very annoying, very annoying I know a song that's very annoying And this is how it goes This variant was used in the film Stanley's Dinosaur Round-Up. I know a song that irritates you I know a song that irritates you I know a song that irritates you It's a song that goes like this "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" "Everybody's, everybody's, everybody's nerves" "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" "And this is how it goes"

Sherlock Homles and Back to the future 1-3 awsome series

(Kaxdre fell asleep right near a tree having dream about his past)

well i'm in box

i saw this a weekago is was awsome

Mogulist Alexandre Bilodeau won Canada's first ever gold on home soil one great story he often said his brother, Frederic, who has cerebral palsy, has inspired him to push his limits and then that a-hole of an aussie who was born in canada and rejects speaking to the canadian media.It was epic good job Alexandre Bilodeau and Bryan wilson who won broze it was great event

(Kaxdre went to destiny lsland and watched sunset) only couple more days left

(Kaxdre went watched fight going on)

i find out in the trailer is even more awsome because at 0:49 you can see Totoro

what if i was one who turn him into a nobody

(Kaxdre went to hollow bastion and bought some gear and food)

Kaxdre: hey lexa hows it going. Do you want a popsicle

pancake day that awsome i put sypup on my pancakes and butter

what if i was fine with that