Azeroth

Azeroth, being an online Female Rouge Disciple, also understand the female's menstruation cycle. To be the best and the very definition of pwnage in WoW handbook guides, I have studied and applied every aspect of what it is to be Azeroth the Power - lvl70 Female Rouge Disciple. From studying the female species on Wikipedia, I have learnt that menstruation is the shedding of the uterine endomentrium. This occurs on a regular basis in reproductive-age females of certain mammal species. This is very troublesome for my online character who is of prime reproductive age after creating and starting the life of Azeroth on Nov. 23rd, 2004. As the World of Warcraft fails to create the necessary item of Libra's Regular Slim - No fuss tampons, I am unable to absorb and prevent major embarrassment. As I wear the Great armor of Kolabandor, it is white. A memory I try to erase was when I entered the fray with the Prophet Dragon Yahoe. While unleashing my rain of Ice Arrows, Yahoe's health points were dropping extremely low, in conjunction with my ice arrows ability to prevent movement speed by 15%, Yahoe was done for. Once defeated I received my quest reward of the Heart of Cordnor. Luckily, I did not undergo menstruation during my battle, but it would have been extremely embarrassing for me in front of my party of mercenaries. Cuz they would have been like "oh wow wtf... is that, no it cant b, is it..." and id b like all "oh nooo no nooo, he must have used his Flame Blaster Rifle and it got me so thats why its bleeding." Please petition for Libra Tampons to be an available item in WoW to prevent the possibility such mishaps from occurring. ~Long Live Azeroth PS: Azeroth trusts the KH13 community and wishes no-one disclose this information regarding my female Rouge Disciples possibility to menstruate during battle. (Disclose this information at your own risk, I will find you ingame and destroy you if you break my trust.)

well, i the Great Azeroth, after my ping pong practice, was out pwning newbs in the Forest of Unforgotten Hope. I was testing out new Bow of Dogondrious, which added a health point boost of 15%, an extra 15% addition damage of critical hits, and +65damage to my Ice Arrow Rain skill. I am happy with my purchase of this bow from fellow Warung Clan guildie Khari the Powerful. While pwning my noobier counterparts i felt that my calcium levels were running low due to my extensive activity of intense ping pong. With this in mind i rode my scooter to my fridge and grabbed a Pura Long Life Milk Carton. While enjoying my delicious Full Crean Milk with six sugars, i came across a message upon the carton. It read, Sora loves Pura to, visit Sora at kh13.com. Intriged by a message on such a delicous substance, i visited the url. Thus i am here. Bow down to me, or else ill pwn u in WoW with my Rouge Disciple. P.S : Upon your poll I have noticed you lack the category of Pura Long Life Milk. I am disapointed, thus I do not vote. ~ Azeroth the Great

roflolcopter, this thread is an epic fail. Nothin like all of Azeroth's super threads, none fail, all pwn nuff sed, Just by Azeroth's super duper epic posting skillz, i will breath life into this thread. All of you in this forum suck and like men unless u reply to this thread. Done.

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i was staying on da topic of a next character in super smash bros I sed that I Azeroth the Powerful would make a great addition to the super smash bros line up. Azeroth is the all Powerful and should be allowd in the next super smash bros. It was nathan talkin bout him being da best spammer but he is a noob spammer and should take a lesson in spamming 1.01. I tho, Azeroth the Powerful can spam very well, i own at it. I never go off topic ok. I am the best spammer discuss

Whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? My you're looking "acute" today Azeroth has jus made another epic post

this azaroth dude seems to get all the chicky babes. but he shouldnt cuz i Azeroth the Powerful can open a bigger can full of whip ass. Pwn any1 that may stand in my way. I hear this azaroth and ho had cyber, and might i say azaroth doesnt no how to satisfy. But i Azeroth can satisfy any women wit my allmight skillz This is how their cyber went down, azaroth is such a noob: azaroth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? Vikiho: Aight. azaroth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. Vikiho: I slip out of my pants, just for you, azaroth. azaroth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. Vikiho: Oh, I like to play dress up. azaroth: Me too baby. Vikiho: I kiss you softly on your chest. azaroth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. Vikiho: Hey... azaroth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. Vikiho: Funny I still don't see it. azaroth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. Vikiho: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. azaroth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. azaroth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. Vikiho: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. azaroth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. azaroth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. azaroth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. azaroth: Baby? -------------- Vikiho: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. Vikiho: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. Vikiho: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. Vikiho: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. Vikiho: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** Vikiho: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

This azaroth sounds like a threat but than again not. Azeroth will pwn his ass anyday, i mean azaroth doesnt even hav a capital a at da start of his/her name. dats uber noobish. DChiuch although has 2 capitals and proves that he is uber noob at vce english and thinks hes so awesome that he doesnt have to follow the laws of the english language. Azeroth is jus da pwnage.

Hey Jesse, Nathan, DChiuch You guys are very good at surfing...(pause)... the net. Azeroth just pwned all three of you in one epic post.

Instead of Sora in the next Super Smash Bros game they should bring in Azeroth, the lvl70 Female Rouge Disciple, I with my staff of Yetrong can cast many abilities, Hydro Blast/Pump, Flamethrower, Thunder Shock, Rock Throw, Hypnosis, etc. Azeroth will b the raining champion in Super Smash Bros forever That is a good idea i think

I have an even better memory. I remeber all the way back to when i was lvl35 with 63%exp. I was still considered noob at that time although, every1 knows that i can pwn them even at that lvl, dats how good my micro skills are. Anyways, i was treading down the Land of the Forgotten Forest, when i find no other than the town of Uzembake under attack. The townsfolk were vastly outnumbered but with my help they may save their town again. I drew my Staff of Yetrong and fought to the very end. I am since than a hero and continue to complete many more quests. Azeroth is capable of Uber Pwnage Therefore, Azeroth has even better memory than all.

Ah yes, the colour pink, brings back good memories Pink reminds me of my time when i slayed the Allmighty Dragon of Merakaba. Tough fight. Me along with my party, which i gain exp and complete quests with over teamspeak, fought to the very end. Of course i was the hero of it all, while my whole party died and i was left on 457Hp with only 253Mp, i came through. Knowing that the Allmighty Dragon of Merakaba was a fire type, i used Hydro Boost over and over again. Azeroth is the all powerful. Therefore, Pink it shall remain, to bring good memories back to Azeroth.

I, only being a Junior Member, cant change ur posts or ban any of yous. BUT I, the NooberPwner, can pwn any of you in WoW. I together with my party, which i gain exp and complete quests with, will tear you all to shreds with my uber micro skillz ~Azeroth Has Spoken~ Away with you all

Azeroth is between roughly 16-23 hours, that depends on how many guild wars and sieges i hav to complete for my Warung Clan and if i hav to gain exp and complete quests with my party over teamspeak. I don't play all day cuz i hav a life uh duh I leave that time for me to pursue my physical activities such as Netball and Table Tennis. I'm quite the athlete you know.

Lies all Lies, my life is plentiful, on top of all my achievements in WoW stated above, i hav once again accomplished more with my Warung Clan. I have saved the town of Aragong from the Lich Queen herself Preparng, explored the deepest depths of the Maniant Cave, slaying the undead which live within, and i found 50cents on the street today. Apart from my online reputation, which imust say is uber big, i am a keen athlete. I play netball and table tennis which has helped me keep my toned, buff phsic. I am also part of the state debate team. He which have no life by making a Kingdom Hearts website, i put it thee AaronDesign, what accomplishments have you made in ur life. I dont think you have slain the Lich Queen herself Preparng have you now, thus, you have no life. Away with you. You better hope our paths dont cross in the Warung Clans homeland of Destoria, for i will unleash my uber micro on you, and my cyber friends will call me NooberPwner once again and im b super awesome. ~Long Live Azeroth