Oblivion

i do love me a good dragonite Mmmm. Dragonites are quite kickass. Though Dragonair is better in that evolution cycle.

Alfred and Alexia Ashford from Resident Evil... how did I forget those two??

Mudkip was the first pokemon I ever owned. Ahhh the early days of me playing Sapphire.... good times.

FLY-FRICKIN'-GON. Who can't love this awesome desert spirit dragon?? (I like virtually all dragon pokemon though) And legendary would have to be Kryogre

For some reason mentally unbalanced characters from video games are really awesome... name some good ones. At the moment all I can think of are of course Saix and Dimentio from Super Paper Mario. Dimentio's similes were hilarious. Any others?

MUSIC!! Yeah, how did that get left out?

Yeah, some of the sigs on here are pretty, but a little distracting. I don't like picture siggies.

Let's find a rock, lets find a big-ass rock, or myabe something like a cinder block is better; I'll hoist it up, and drop it on your face, my buddy, and just before the lights go out, you'll see my smile, and you'll know you've got a friend! With a rock. Who cares. I need a big-ass rock! Or some rope, I need some quality rope, made for a man who's devoid of hope, like you are, my buddy, Micheal ("uh, it's Malcolm") AND THEN! I won't leave you hanging there, twitchin' like a fish as you claw the air! And pal o' mine, I'll grab your feet, and pull real hard, and SNAP! Your spinal chord... I love you baby, and if it's quite alright, I'd like to drop you, from an amazing height.

Do it or i will pound you so hard you will have to reach UP to tie your shoes.

ROFLMAO. As a coincedence, I'm actually going to Ohio for 3 weeks tomorrow. I'll make a point to tell my relatives these.

In reality... everyone's eyes are different. So yes, everyone's eyes are unique. 'cept mine.

NO! Fools, Zero wins the subway coupon. : D And it literally is one of the best and most horrid=fying books I've ever read.

RoxSox... why must your face be so close? You can't hardly see it.

why were all the last names mispelled?

This is a little... unnecessary. I'd personally be insulted if I was on the list. Are you sure you aren't currying favor among the higher ups? Theres alot more you could do with your time than making a list of people whom you like... you might as well just put it on your prfile for those who are interested. But thats just my opinion.

Exactly what i was going to ask, RoxSox. How does one go about gaining access to the Best Of forum? I suppose this is redundant and uneeded but I support the Badges too.

WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH (This is my awesomness test. Without Googling it, who knows what I'm talking about?)

For some reason I never mistook any of the mod's genders.... probably because i associate pink with feminity...

Are you jealous that you didn't?

Theres apparently some kind of status quo out there that people unonciously follow, just because everyone else does it. No one is willing to stand up for their own selves any more, theres no more unique people. Soon the world is going to stop having geniuses like Einstein and Beethoven born because independent thought is no longer encouraged. No one ever got well-known by following the rules, by being normal. Heres life: Average Joe is born to a middle-class family, with one sibling. Both he and his sibling recieve normal education and upbringing. Both attend college and recieve a low-level degree, then find a desk job that pertains to their education. Both find a suitable spouse and have two children each. They raise their children similarly to how they were brought up. Their children graduate. Joe is part of the community, part of the PTA, and makes sure they are participating in sports. Later Average Joe dies at an old age of natural causes, wills his remaining money to his next of kin, and is buried at a local cemetery. The text on his grave fades over the years. Who remembers Average Joe? So you see, the normal life doesn't even SOUND fun, let alone is. But everyone expects to do this, and its all the world ever produces. Average Joe after Average Joe. Anyone that DOESN"T succumb to this way of life is branded a lunatic, a radical thinker, and is avoided. This is just part one... folks. I'm splitting this up because i have ALOT to go over... So... part 2 of The Stupidity of the Masses.... The role media has over the population is ridiculous. I never watch tv, mainly because it bores me, but also because from an early age Tv screens hurt my eyes. Tv wasn't worth it. I wonder if thats why now I'm actually questioning the way the world is. Anyways.... who can honestly say they have 100% percent of all the facts of the oil spill in the gulf? Who knows what Obama is doing as President, right this second? The government is keeping the population in the dark, so that we never know exactly what they are doing. Even America, for all its efforts to be a free, democratic society, has turned to socialism. The population is blissfully unaware of their very situations in life... and many don't even care. Furthermore, all these TV shows, sure they show aliens and government interference all the time. But then, usually it turns out one of three situations : A. The problem was a hoax, or an imaginary figure of someone, or some evil villains creation, B. The problem was just a big joke, not a threat at all, or C. The government was in control all along. This is breeding narrow mindedness among everyone, trying to force people into believing THE IMPOSSIBLE DOES NOT HAPPEN. Into an ediger conversation, Music and Tv has been FILLED with sexual innuendoes. Why? Because, as keeping sex as a good ideal for people, people actually do it more. This leads to population increase, which helps the government in that they have more troops for war.... more control over more people.... and there is a higher chance of a true genius being born. Government tries to stimulate this population growth with campaigns to abolish abortion, which is the side that seems to be winning, especially when it comes to religion. Part 3: people have their opinions fed to them Some people hate Obama. Some love him. Some people are against gay rights, some people are for it. Some people want the death penalty, others hate it. And through it all, the government is STILL controlling all this, and if they want the campaigns to go a certain way, all they have to do is plant ideas and watch people believe. People are comfortable with life though. They don't want to believe they're being fooled. They don't want to believe that their government is corrupt. The very idea that they are not in control of their own life is shocking. And they aren't willing to do anything even if they do believe it. Every day bad things happen, and while theres no way to stop some others COULD be stopped. Alot of people on this site have wondered why people are so bad. Society is a corrupt place, but you can help just by being aware. Every heard of the MK ULTRA project? Try looking into that. Theres not much else the government hasn't censored. Thanks for your time, comments would be appreciated. And yes, I know I'm paranoid, but its better than ignorant and dead. "All truth goes through three stages- at first, it is openly ridiculed, then it is violently opposed; then it is widely accepted as self-evident."

WHAT??? What blasphemy is this??

So.... you need the balloons to fly?

I noticed all those things. And Apeg, you didn't notice that.

Well, this is some pretty awesome shit right here. I am sure thats what Chronic meant. Poop should interest you, Deathskull.

Indeed. I concur. Wait a second....