I've been getting a lot more scruffy lately, never have grown out any facial hair before, besides my goat beard, so thought it was worth a shot at least.
Also, slightly bragging about my certifications with Intel, they even sent me a winter hat. How kind.
Also, my side job is where I perch on the armrests of your couch and be your personal couch gargoyle.
Not sure what the purpose is, but I charge $50/hour