Lame Super Powers

[Zola 3,038]

If you could have any lame superpower, what would you choose?

 

I'm all for that double jump.

[Dave 5,715]

I've always thought that a lame superpower would be to turn your body into a marshmallow. I mean, there are a few benefits, like having a super soft landing if you fall from heights, but you know that somewhere out there is a guy with fire powers, and then it's gg. Not to mention that the obvious benefit of being able to constantly produce something for you to eat is not without hitches, because eating a copious amount of marshmallows would drive you crazy.

[Dracozombie 4,554]

My power would be the power of melting myself into goo. Not even useful goo. I'd just melt like ice cream.

[EchoFox23* 318]

*pulls out ukulele*

 

 

There's no need to be a Giant Woman but I'd so want to be for random occasions

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

625's power from lilo and stitch...the power to MAKE SANDWICHES(hes also has all of stitich's powers but i choose that one) 

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

I'd like to be able to carry as much items as I want without being overencumbered.

[Taeyeon 1,137]

Super spit.

[Svard 164]

Every bottle cap I flicked would always hit its target. Always... *squint-glares*

[Javelin434 3,164]

To accurately name any color I see. Because I can't tell the bloody difference between red, imperial red, rose, burgundy, Crimson, ruby, brick, fire engine red, etc

[Nero Kunivas 3,046]

  On 4/2/2016 at 11:21 PM, Zola said:

If you could have any lame superpower, what would you choose?I'm all for that double jump.

I see your double jump and raise you a...triple jump.

 

Because having an extra jump is all well and good...but just that little bit extra as well is the cherry on top.

 

(This coming from someone who main's a Warlock in Destiny, rather than a Hunter who has Triple Jump. )

[catmaster0116 2,676]

To emit pyrogenic waves that causes all insects and bugs to either stay away from me within a radius of 10km; or else be burnt to a crisp by spontaneous combustion. I will be known as the walking bug and insect exterminator.

 

A power born from my intense dislike of spiders, creepy crawlies and those damn disease carrying mosquitoes

[EternalReckoning 1,135]

The ability to wink at people and cause them to break into a fit of dance.

[2 quid is good 2,209]

the ability to climb anything....

 

.....because y'know.....

 

 

........Climbing

[Master Eraqus 1,340]

• The ability to turn into the Hulk only when you're sleeping.
• The power to teleport only North.

Points for anyone who gets the reference.

[Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859]

To get out of bed in less than an hour once I'm awake.

[PieLuvah 317]

The ability to know something 2 seconds before it is announced.

 

The ability to make toilet seats colder. For fun.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

  On 4/3/2016 at 9:02 AM, Master Eraqus said:

 

• The ability to turn into the Hulk only when you're sleeping.
• The power to teleport only North.

Points for anyone who gets the reference.

 

uhhhh suezo?

  On 4/3/2016 at 8:42 AM, 2 quid is good said:

the ability to climb anything....

 

.....because y'know.....

 

 

........Climbing

spider-quid, spider-quid has a nice ring to it x D

  On 4/3/2016 at 2:52 AM, catmaster0116 said:

To emit pyrogenic waves that causes all insects and bugs to either stay away from me within a radius of 10km; or else be burnt to a crisp by spontaneous combustion. I will be known as the walking bug and insect exterminator.

 

A power born from my intense dislike of spiders, creepy crawlies and those damn disease carrying mosquitoes

i was thinking aboot that the other day! i hate house centipedes 

Edited April 3, 2016 by teh lazy prince Xylek

[Col.Random 3,683]

  On 4/2/2016 at 11:21 PM, Zola said:

If you could have any lame superpower, what would you choose?I'm all for that double jump.

how could that possibly be a lame power? D:Anyways, my lame superpower would be the ability to sense the presence of good coffee

[Iris 223]

My super lame abilty would be to sleep all day. And every day for the rest of my life.

Edited April 3, 2016 by Neptune

[catmaster0116 2,676]

  On 4/3/2016 at 6:13 PM, Neptune said:

My super lame abilty would be to sleep all day. And every day for the rest of my life.

 

This too! this too!

Does your ability let you wake up too?

[Iris 223]

  On 4/3/2016 at 10:50 PM, catmaster0116 said:

This too! this too!Does your ability let you wake up too?

Of course! How am I suppose to eat, play games, etc..? X) that will be lame if i didnt.

[Alicia Maddox 2,141]

I call forth the power of smelly arm pits!!