Shulk Reviews: Xenoblade Chronicles X (Wii U)

[Shulk 8,623]

A few months ago, I said that I'd be working on a review for Xenoblade Chronicles X. As we all know by now, it's a game that I was heavily anticipating for 3+ years, and as such, I was excited to get to share my thoughts on it. A few weeks ago, I finally began working on the review, gathering all of the information I could and reflecting on every aspect of the game to give it a high-quality review that I thought such a game would deserve. I've finished planning, and I'm just about ready to share my review with the world...

 

BUT SCREW XENOBLADE, WE'VE GOT A NEW FINAL FANTASY JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND THAT'S ALL I NEED. TODAY, I'M GOING TO SHARE MY REACTIONS TO THE NEWEST TRAILER WITH YOU GUYS BECAUSE I CAN'T CONTAIN THE HYPE. LET'S GET STARTED NOW, I'M SO HYPE MAN. TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE FINAL FANTASY XV: RECLAIM YOUR THRONE TRAILER ON THE PLAYSTATION YOUTUBE CHANNEL THIS IS SO HYPE MAN.

 

OH MAN THERE ARE SHIPS. AND LEVIATHAN. AND ROBOTS NO WAY THERE ARE ROBOTS HOLY CRRAP. LEVIATHAN JUST ALMOST ATE THAT GIRL. I HOPE SHE LIVES. NOCTIS IS ON THE PHONE AND NOW HE'S FIGHTING NO WAY. AND HIS DAD OH MAN THIS IS SO SICK I'M SO HYPE MAN. ALL THESE FLASHING LIGHTS AND CRAP IT'S SO COOL. TELEPORTING AND FLYING AND OH MAN THIS LOOKS SO GREAT. THERE'S SOME GIANT THING NOW AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT LOOKS COOL MAN I WONDER WHAT IT'S GOING TO DO. THERE'S A NICE CALM SONG BUT I'M TOO HYPE OH MAN THIS IS SO GOOD. THERE WAS A BAG OF GROCERIES, WE CAN GO GROCERY SHOPPING? THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER. AND CAMPING TOO. LOOKS LIKE THE CAR BREAKS DOWN SOMETIMES. THERE'S BEHEMOTH AND A FLYING THING THIS LOOKS SO INTENSE MAN THERE'S TOO MUCH HYPE TO CONTAIN. THEY'RE SITTING AND TALKING AND EVERYONE'S FRIENDS, I WONDER IF THERE'S GOING TO BE ANY TENSION BETWEEN THEM. THERE'S EVN AN ARCADE MAN IT LOOKS LIKE THERE ARE SO MANY SIDE TASKS IT LOOKS SO HYPE. IT LOOKS LIKE THE TRAILER ENDED BUT OH MAN I'M SO HYPED. SEPTEMBER 30TH? NO WAY FINALLY HOLY CRAP I THINK THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO A VIDEO GAME MAN.

 

Ah man, now that I've seen the trailer and have some time to think about it, I'm going to say this: All of you that were salty about the game need to go and get rid of all that salt because if you don't care about this game you absolutely need to. It's the only game anyone needs to play and man there's so much hype, don't you be bringing that salt to this dinner table. Oh man I think I'm going to need some time to myself with this trailer because if it was a real person I'd want to marry it I'm so hype. My heart just can't contain all this hype and the love man. All you salty haters need to go and get off the internet and get a life because if you're not as absolutely hyped as I am, you've gotta be brainless. This is all the time I have for now, but keep an eye on the forums because pretty soon I'm gonna be doing my analysis video where I look closer at the background frame-by-frame and try to point out how long every hair on Noct's head is and find how that's going to have an impact on the story. Love you all my fellow hypesters, stay tuned for the next react thread and all ya salty haters can go and dislike all ya want because I don't give a crap what you do. Peace everyone, see you all next time!

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

"Screw Xenoblade" that is one thing I'd never thought you'd ever say, even if it were because of the upcoming FF.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

i don't even need the monado to see threw this conflict of interest BS nice try shulk x D