Explain Kingdom Hearts saga

[xXMikey1stXx 206]

Ultimate Challenge: Explain the whole saga as much as possible and long as possible. I really wanna hear people own way of telling. Please help

[Hero of Light XIV 2,381]

Oh god, you would have me here writing a whole novel! I don't have time for that, I've got assignments to do! Maybe some other time! XD"

[Kalebninja 188]

Kingdom Hearts 1 - boy like girl, girl go away, boy save girl, boy get stranded, end.

[Master Eraqus 1,340]

Jokes on you. Saga's not over yet so we can't explain it yet. *sticks tongue out*

[Gwynbleidd 551]

Kingdom Hearts CoM - boy forgets memory, boy does not care, boy goes off to sleep.

[Oli 1,679]

Anime kids says firetruck it to the island where they lived, lot of shit happens in between, somehow now they're in the middle of a war.

[AzureAce 544]

I have one word for this.

 

No. 

 

Do you want me to waste my life away typing for weeks?

[KairiKeybasH 851]

You want the short version or the long version?

[Endless Thundaga 533]

Awesomeness. That is all. I'm not going into details.

[VisitJoan 2,713]

This really should not be hard at all.

[Kaweebo 3,617]

"RIIIIIIKUUUUUU!!!!"

 

There, I just saved you having to play seven games.

Edited March 12, 2016 by Kaweebo

[Dracozombie 4,554]

Once upon a time, Disney and Final Fantasy got really drunk and decided to experiment...

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

There was a post about this in the random section once. Here's what it said:

 

So, I found this and thought it was funny. Enjoy. All credits go to someone on Tumblr named skypillar

 

KINGDOM HEARTS 1

Nomura: thank you so much for meeting me, I know how valuable your time is

Disney lawyers: the pleasure’s all ours, sir. you said you had a business proposal about how to profitably combine some of our intellectual properties with your Final Fantasy series?

Nomura: yes [pulls out laptop] ok so I wrote this crossover fic

 

CHAIN OF MEMORIES

Nomura: okay team that first game was pretty good but we’re gonna have to step it up. how about we make like, a card-based battle system in this one?

Staff: sir is that a yugioh card falling out of your sleeve

Nomura: also for the storyline I want to introduce a bunch of new characters who are all plotting amongst each other for mysterious reasons and then have them all die violent deaths

Staff: sir have you been reading Game of Thrones

Staff: sir

 

KINGDOM HEARTS 2

Nomura: ok let’s do everything we did in the first game but EVEN MORE BETTER

Staff: sir are you sure you sent this through QC? the plot is kind of…I mean the tutorial mode stars a different character and is 3 hours long?

Nomura: also use the triangle button a lot, that one’s my fave

Staff: this doesn’t really wrap up the story very well?

Nomura: triangle button

 

358/2 DAYS

Nomura: look it’s really not THAT weird

Staff: sir we’re just not sure you can make a game about existential angst that ends with a child goading her best friend into assisting with her suicide? we’re working with disney here

Nomura: legal said it was ok as long as I never do it again

 

BIRTH BY SLEEP

Staff: sir I thought you said we couldn’t make any more games about dead children

Nomura: none of them die. one becomes a comatose vegetable, one is damned to wander hell for eternity, and one is possessed by a sociopath and loses his mind

Staff: how did you—

Nomura: none of them die, legal couldn’t touch it

 

RE:CODED

Nomura: remake the cell phone thing as a game

Staff: what? why? I thought we were supposed to—

Nomura: [scribbling furiously] make the phone game. stall for time. I am Planning

 

DREAM DROP DISTANCE

Nomura: [sets posterboard down] and THAT’S the whole plot so far

Staff: but that doesn’t even…make any…oh god. Oh god. there are hints about these things in the past FOUR games. how many drugs are you on??

Nomura: yes

 

KH CHI

Nomura: you know, I’ve always wanted to make a KH MMO…

Staff: what?? but that would be so much work to update and maintain

Nomura: don’t worry, we’ll keep it really simple, it’ll be a piece of cake. we won’t even release it outside of japan

 

UNCHAINED X

Staff: YOU SAID WE WOULDN’T RELEASE CHI OUTSIDE OF JAPAN

Nomura: we’re not. we’re remaking it as a cell phone game–

Staff: WE ALREADY MADE AND THEN REMADE A CELL PHONE GAME

Nomura: –and releasing that outside of japan. also we’re gonna keep updating it concurrently with the original browser game, because of reasons.

Staff: you promised…..you’d keep it simple….

Nomura: well i accidentally a lot of plot so

 

2.8 PROLOGUE FINAL CHAPTER

Staff: sir this is. this is literally not even a real game. it’s a game remake and a random movie and a half-game you wanted to make like five years ago. how did you get this approved when we’re supposed to be making kh3

Nomura: oh it was pretty easy, i just explained the idea to the president the same way I just did to you guys

Staff: and he said yes???

Nomura: well he signed the budget request while crying and saying ‘please just go away’

 

Link to original post: http://kh13.com/forum/topic/90839-how-the-kingdom-hearts-series-was-made/?hl=%2Bkingdom+%2Bhearts+%2Bexplained

 

 

and there's this: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8cPyvE2GTjOMzE4MTVlZTctMjE5Yi00YzAzLWJjZTAtZTllODY2OTc2MTMx/edit?hl=en_US

Edited March 12, 2016 by MythrilMagician

[The 13th Kenpachi 4,279]

Ahem I think I had to the best explanation;

 

http://kh13.com/forum/topic/94304-kingdom-hearts-in-7-sentences-and-8-pictures/