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[xxVivaLaSugar 6]

Me; ehueigheughfiuheiugcyiu

Me; :B

Aspell; im an idiot.. i just tried reading that.

 

I love my Aspell. c:

[Koko 3,944]

KaiSo says:

I'M NOT REPRESENTING MOTHALANDVERYWELL

HAARD

HAAR

HARRRRD

HAAAAARRD

HARD!

HARD IVAN

'

HARDER

 

lady koko; says:

/HNG ?

 

Lord VanVan says:

LOL KAISO

WE SUCK

AT THIS

[Kaiso 2,764]

KaiSo says:

I'M NOT REPRESENTING MOTHALANDVERYWELL

HAARD

HAAR

HARRRRD

HAAAAARRD

HARD!

HARD IVAN

'

HARDER

 

lady koko; says:

/HNG ?

 

Lord VanVan says:

LOL KAISO

WE SUCK

AT THIS

 

 

 

?_?...You left out the fact we were playing online curling.

[Koko 3,944]

 

KaiSo says:

I'M NOT REPRESENTING MOTHALANDVERYWELL

HAARD

HAAR

HARRRRD

HAAAAARRD

HARD!

HARD IVAN

'

HARDER

 

lady koko; says:

/HNG ?

 

Lord VanVan says:

LOL KAISO

WE SUCK

AT THIS

 

 

 

?_?...You left out the fact we were playing online curling.

 

that is a lie

 

KaiSo says:

NOOO

TOO HARD

[Luzzekatt 76]

Luzzekatt || ??????? s

[Ivan 969]

I got in touch with a rather... different side of me last night while on msn. ehehehehe. In spoilers due to the protection of the sanity of children.

 

 

 

Lord VanVan says:

.....Can I castrate him for you? 8D

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Send him to Siberia 8D

 

Lord VanVan says:

Where he can freeze his balls off? 8D

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

and then hand him over to the sociopath we all love and cherish? 8D

 

Lord VanVan says:

Da, and then he'll be 'taken care of' from there 8D

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I'm sure he'll have s pleasant "visit" over there 8D

 

Lord VanVan says:

Oh yes, definately a mind scarring- er, remember-able experience.

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says: says:

Wait...

Are you certain you didn't "accedently" hand him a one-way ticket, did you? 8D

 

Lord VanVan says:

Hmm... I didn't check the ticket. Although, one-way or not, I'm sure he won't be able to escape.

What happens in Russia, /stays/ in Russia

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Oh! What happened to the last person who went there?

... Don't worry, I won't tell!

 

Lord VanVan says:

Let's just say we still have her locked up in my basement, mind groggy from all the vodka.

She'll never know what happens to her when she's unconscious. Hehehe...

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... W-wait? Do /you/ have a hand in this!?

 

Lord VanVan says:

Of course, I always do. Because I get very upset if I don't get my way in these situations...

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I s-see.....

 

Lord VanVan says:

Da. B)

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Well ... Do whatever you want to this guy, as long as he--

.. You know what? ... He doesn't even have to come out alive.

 

Lord VanVan says:

Sweet! That means I can use my chainsaw this time...

I'll get the girl to clean up the mess... after a week or two.

I like looking at the red mess, especially during the winter time. Red splattered on white looks absolutely divine, da?

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Y-you know w-what? ... I.. I think I forgot to f-feed my c-clothes and i-iron my cats....

 

Lord VanVan says:

-smiles innocently- Alrighty, then, have a fun time with that.

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I.. I.. w-will! *Nervous chuckle* ...

 

Lord VanVan says:

Come and visit anytime if you need anything.... anything.. at all.

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Oh, I d-don't think I'll ever come ba-I MEAN .. Of course, th-thank you s-so much.. y-you are very kind

 

Lord VanVan says:

Funny... everyone who visits me says that, right before they run out screaming in terror. Is it something I've done wrong? I always make sure my company is comfortable before I entertain them.

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

N-no! No-not at all! *Nervous laughter*

 

Lord VanVan says:

Then why is there this empty beating in my heart? Why do others scream as I play with them? Why do they have such a terrified look in their eyes as that delicious red liquid flows out of them? Is... is there something wrong with them?

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Uhhh.. I... *Looks around for a way for me to escape*

Well I.... I had.. a pl-pleasant visit h-here.. and.... I... Don't know what.., err.. could be .. wrong with those o-other people.. Ehehe..

 

Lord VanVan says:

You're such a nice person though, much like the ther visitors I've had. They all said the same things. So why not stay, like the rest of them? After all... I take such good care of them. They all gladly sleep together in the same room, all with the same expression on their faces, all covered in that beautiful red fluid. I'm sure you'd love them!

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. A-as I said.... I.. forgot to.. uhh.. iron my cats...

 

Lord VanVan says:

Get your cats, they can join us! The more the merrier...

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

And uhh... I think.. I also left my c-clothes open... a-and I must f-feed my door...

 

Lord VanVan says:

Take those too.. take your whole house if need be. You can live here, along with all the others.

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I-I'm tempted.... b-but I can't ...

T-thank you for asking t-though!

 

Lord VanVan says:

But if you leave, I won't be getting my way. ...I get upset when I don't get my way.

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... I-i'll come b-back! I.. I PROMISE

 

Lord VanVan says:

You promise?

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Y-Yes!! *Mumbles* F-for the love of g-go-god.. please let me get out of this alive..

 

Lord VanVan says:

*eyes brighten* And when you come back, we can play whatever I want?

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

O-of c-course!!

 

Lord VanVan says:

*smiles childishly* Then I will wait for the day you return. And when you do return, we can paint the ground beautiful shades of red. Won't that be fun?

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. W-why not gree--

NEVERMIND! ... I-I'm just g-gonna go and never come ba-Err.. I mean.. come back someday s-soon..

 

Lord VanVan says:

Alright, I can't wait for you to come back! We'll even have more playmates by then, it'll be a party!

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... R-right ... *Slowly walks towards the door*

 

Lord VanVan says:

*Waves* I hope you have a nice day!

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Yes, YES I WILL *Flees*

 

Lord VanVan says:

*Smiles to herself* She was a very nice person. But why do I have the feeling I'll have to hire a hitman again...?

 

[Koko 3,944]

Yandere chat #2 lol

I'm frightened

 

 

lady koko; says:

Ivan, I got you another playmate

...

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Oh fu-

 

Lord VanVan says:

Oh, we already played last night.

Except, she left.

 

lady koko; says:

We can all play together

 

Lord VanVan says:

You returned! Just like you promised!

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

 

Lord VanVan says:

*happy smile*

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

W-WELL... I have to go soon, s-so I...

Lord VanVan says:

B-but, you just got here...

lady koko; says:

NO

You can't leave!

Lord VanVan says:

Why do you want to leave so soon..?

lady koko; says:

-tackles and drags back-

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

?(????) ... Why, koko ... why..

lady koko; says:

Because I love you

and you don't want to make Ivan mad

... do you?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. N-no ...

O-of course not...

Lord VanVan says:

Good. So now you can be my playmate, and you'll stay with us.

Forever.

lady koko; says:

ARENT YOU HAPPY LUZZE?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. B-but .. I .. I have my cats to take care of... a-and...

lady koko; says:

I took care of them already

Lord VanVan says:

Yes, they're in the basement, along with the others.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

..A-Alive?

lady koko; says:

... Mostly

Lord VanVan says:

A little tired from playing, but alive.

lady koko; says:

Come on Luzze, you should be happy!

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

A-Ah ... W-well ..

 

..

..

*runs for the exit*

lady koko; says:

-tackles-

Lord VanVan says:

Koko's always been a good fetch dog.

lady koko; says:

-drags back-

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Struggles like my life depended on it*

lady koko; says:

Lets go look at the pretty snow!

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Or not! *clings to a nearby chair*

lady koko; says:

Ivan D:

Luzze doesn't want to look at the snow

 

Lord VanVan says:

*slowly walks towards Luzze* I recomend you go look at the snow. Take in the dullness, the beauty it lacks, for after we play it will have the most beautiful landscape the world's ever known. Then we can take you down stairs, have you meet the others. And then you will be reunited with those cats you seem to cherish so dearly.

Won't that be fun?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

B-but I just t-told you! .. I.. I can't stay! *attempts to kick Koko*

Lord VanVan says:

*Grabs Luzze's hands* But I'll be all alone if you leave. The others won't respond to me, they just continue to stare at me with those empty eyes. I need another playmate. I need another one now.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... K-K-KOKO'S T-THERE! Pl-please let me go...

Lord VanVan says:

But Koko's my servant, not my playmate. I can't bother to have her tired out from playing, it'll be too distracting from her ordinary daily chores.

lady koko; says:

Yeah Luzze!

o-o

Koko doesn't play

But Luzze can play

and Ivan wants to play with Luzze

and Ivan gets what Ivan wants

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I'm too old to p-play...

*awesomeexcuseisawesome*

Lord VanVan says:

You're never too old to play this game. I've had people of all ages come to play with me. The result is always different too. I can't wait to see what happens when we play.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. C-can't I .. *struggles* come b-back... tom-tomorrow?!

Lord VanVan says:

But why play tomorrow when we can play now?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I c-can't now!

lady koko; says:

Luzze, do you want to upset Ivan?

You should just play now

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

P-please...

Lord VanVan says:

*frowns slightly* Hm? Please what?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. I-I'll come b-back tomorrow

lady koko; says:

No, no, no

not tomorrow

Lord VanVan says:

Like I said, we can play now.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Pulls myself out of your grip and runs for the door again*

lady koko; says:

... -tackles again-

Lord VanVan says:

*Walks over and stands in front of the door* I'm sorry, but leaving /isn't/ an option.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Starts sobbing*

lady koko; says:

Why are you crying?

Lord VanVan says:

Why are you crying? You'll be happy here...

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Whimpers* .. L-let me go

lady koko; says:

But why?

Lord VanVan says:

But if Koko lets you go, you'll leave. I don't want you to leave.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... *whimpers*

Lord VanVan says:

*Starts to pet Luzze's hair* Don't worry, you won't be alone here. There are the others on the lower floor, and we'll play together everyday. You won't even have to do chores like Koko.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I-I DON'T W-WANT TO STAY HERE! L-LET ME GO! *struggles*

Lord VanVan says:

....*Snaps and slaps Luzze on the cheek* Get it through your head, I'm not letting you leave!

lady koko; says:

Oh you angered Lord Ivan now

You shouldn't have said that

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Sniffles, but keeps struggling*

Lord VanVan says:

*Continues to slap and smiles wickedly* We'll play, even if I have to force it. We'll play together like friends on the tv shows. People might think of it as extreme rough housing, but it's okay! It'll all be okay in the end!

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. *gives up and lies down on the floor as if I was a lifeless dummy*

lady koko; says:

Good Luzze

Lord VanVan says:

*Stops slapping* Koko, come here and take her outside. I need to get some of my play things, alright?

lady koko; says:

Okay! Come let's go Luzze! You'll like it outside!

-drags Luzze outside-

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Kicks myself out of Koko's grip and starts running*

lady koko; says:

Oh no you don't!

-tackles once again-

Do I have to tie you to a chair?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Attemps to scratch Koko*

lady koko; says:

Ivan, Luzze is misbehaving!

Lord VanVan says:

*Grabs the pistol on the inner-pocket of her coat.* Oh dear... looks like you might not make it outside... Pity, I wanted to a fresh coat of red on the snow.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

F-firetruck....

lady koko; says:

Are you going to behave Luzze?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... GOTTA GO! OR BRB! I DUNNO!

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? has left the conversation.

 

Lord VanVan says:

Damn

I was just about to shoot her too

"*Aims the gun at Luzze* I really wanted to play with you, but you just had to refuse..."

lady koko; says:

xDD

 

[mansex 0]

Me: your hands smell like cheese

Keyblader: i havent had any cheese today

Me: thats what your status says

Keyblader: ooh

Keyblader: lol

Keyblader: i forgot about that

Keyblader: yeah I some how got cheese in my sandwich and i was taking it out

Me: when did you your hands smell like cheese

Keyblader: a few days ago

Me: my hands always smell like cheese

Keyblader: lol

Keyblader: theres probably like, some sort of hidden meaning to that and i have absolutely no idea

Me: always!!!!

Keyblader: im not gonna ask what it means O.o

Me: good

Keyblader: lol

[Tom 437]

SK3: Better get that fire proof suit

Me: It's been worn down!

Me: FUUUUUUUUUU

SK3: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Me: I've been flamed too many times.

Me: And it's true, I have 8D

SK3: I've been flamed too. But I piss on the fire.

Me: OH YEAH! HAVE YOU SHITTED OVER A BRIDGE, AND HAVE IT LAND ON A TROLL? I THINK NOT!

Me: And that's what makes me special.

SK3: I haven't done that

SK3: But I've challenged a whole website before

SK3: Ohohoho

Me: How did that go?

SK3: Bad

SK3: Lol

[Luzzekatt 76]

Yandere chat #2 lol

I'm frightened

 

 

lady koko; says:

Ivan, I got you another playmate

...

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Oh fu-

 

Lord VanVan says:

Oh, we already played last night.

Except, she left.

 

lady koko; says:

We can all play together

 

Lord VanVan says:

You returned! Just like you promised!

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

 

Lord VanVan says:

*happy smile*

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

W-WELL... I have to go soon, s-so I...

Lord VanVan says:

B-but, you just got here...

lady koko; says:

NO

You can't leave!

Lord VanVan says:

Why do you want to leave so soon..?

lady koko; says:

-tackles and drags back-

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

?(????) ... Why, koko ... why..

lady koko; says:

Because I love you

and you don't want to make Ivan mad

... do you?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. N-no ...

O-of course not...

Lord VanVan says:

Good. So now you can be my playmate, and you'll stay with us.

Forever.

lady koko; says:

ARENT YOU HAPPY LUZZE?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. B-but .. I .. I have my cats to take care of... a-and...

lady koko; says:

I took care of them already

Lord VanVan says:

Yes, they're in the basement, along with the others.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

..A-Alive?

lady koko; says:

... Mostly

Lord VanVan says:

A little tired from playing, but alive.

lady koko; says:

Come on Luzze, you should be happy!

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

A-Ah ... W-well ..

 

..

..

*runs for the exit*

lady koko; says:

-tackles-

Lord VanVan says:

Koko's always been a good fetch dog.

lady koko; says:

-drags back-

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Struggles like my life depended on it*

lady koko; says:

Lets go look at the pretty snow!

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

Or not! *clings to a nearby chair*

lady koko; says:

Ivan D:

Luzze doesn't want to look at the snow

 

Lord VanVan says:

*slowly walks towards Luzze* I recomend you go look at the snow. Take in the dullness, the beauty it lacks, for after we play it will have the most beautiful landscape the world's ever known. Then we can take you down stairs, have you meet the others. And then you will be reunited with those cats you seem to cherish so dearly.

Won't that be fun?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

B-but I just t-told you! .. I.. I can't stay! *attempts to kick Koko*

Lord VanVan says:

*Grabs Luzze's hands* But I'll be all alone if you leave. The others won't respond to me, they just continue to stare at me with those empty eyes. I need another playmate. I need another one now.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... K-K-KOKO'S T-THERE! Pl-please let me go...

Lord VanVan says:

But Koko's my servant, not my playmate. I can't bother to have her tired out from playing, it'll be too distracting from her ordinary daily chores.

lady koko; says:

Yeah Luzze!

o-o

Koko doesn't play

But Luzze can play

and Ivan wants to play with Luzze

and Ivan gets what Ivan wants

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I'm too old to p-play...

*awesomeexcuseisawesome*

Lord VanVan says:

You're never too old to play this game. I've had people of all ages come to play with me. The result is always different too. I can't wait to see what happens when we play.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. C-can't I .. *struggles* come b-back... tom-tomorrow?!

Lord VanVan says:

But why play tomorrow when we can play now?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I c-can't now!

lady koko; says:

Luzze, do you want to upset Ivan?

You should just play now

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

P-please...

Lord VanVan says:

*frowns slightly* Hm? Please what?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. I-I'll come b-back tomorrow

lady koko; says:

No, no, no

not tomorrow

Lord VanVan says:

Like I said, we can play now.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Pulls myself out of your grip and runs for the door again*

lady koko; says:

... -tackles again-

Lord VanVan says:

*Walks over and stands in front of the door* I'm sorry, but leaving /isn't/ an option.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Starts sobbing*

lady koko; says:

Why are you crying?

Lord VanVan says:

Why are you crying? You'll be happy here...

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Whimpers* .. L-let me go

lady koko; says:

But why?

Lord VanVan says:

But if Koko lets you go, you'll leave. I don't want you to leave.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... *whimpers*

Lord VanVan says:

*Starts to pet Luzze's hair* Don't worry, you won't be alone here. There are the others on the lower floor, and we'll play together everyday. You won't even have to do chores like Koko.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

I-I DON'T W-WANT TO STAY HERE! L-LET ME GO! *struggles*

Lord VanVan says:

....*Snaps and slaps Luzze on the cheek* Get it through your head, I'm not letting you leave!

lady koko; says:

Oh you angered Lord Ivan now

You shouldn't have said that

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Sniffles, but keeps struggling*

Lord VanVan says:

*Continues to slap and smiles wickedly* We'll play, even if I have to force it. We'll play together like friends on the tv shows. People might think of it as extreme rough housing, but it's okay! It'll all be okay in the end!

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

.. *gives up and lies down on the floor as if I was a lifeless dummy*

lady koko; says:

Good Luzze

Lord VanVan says:

*Stops slapping* Koko, come here and take her outside. I need to get some of my play things, alright?

lady koko; says:

Okay! Come let's go Luzze! You'll like it outside!

-drags Luzze outside-

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Kicks myself out of Koko's grip and starts running*

lady koko; says:

Oh no you don't!

-tackles once again-

Do I have to tie you to a chair?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

*Attemps to scratch Koko*

lady koko; says:

Ivan, Luzze is misbehaving!

Lord VanVan says:

*Grabs the pistol on the inner-pocket of her coat.* Oh dear... looks like you might not make it outside... Pity, I wanted to a fresh coat of red on the snow.

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

F-firetruck....

lady koko; says:

Are you going to behave Luzze?

Luzzekatt || ??????? says:

... GOTTA GO! OR BRB! I DUNNO!

 

Luzzekatt || ??????? has left the conversation.

 

Lord VanVan says:

Damn

I was just about to shoot her too

"*Aims the gun at Luzze* I really wanted to play with you, but you just had to refuse..."

lady koko; says:

xDD

 

 

OH C'MON GUYS! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

 

 

Calling all frauds... s

[SuperPunk 13]

butterflylexi: NAMIXAS, OH, NAMIXAS~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: HOW I LOVE YOUR EPICNESS OF A PAIRING~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: I LOVE CRACK PAIRINGS TOO~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: BUT, YOU, NAMIXAS~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: ARE SO SPECIAL~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: AND CLOSE TO MY HEART~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: AND THOUGH YOU DON'T HAVE ANY~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: YOU'RE EPIC(4:05pm)

butterflylexi: OH, NAMIXAS~(4:05pm)

butterflylexi: NAMIXAS~(4:05pm)

butterflylexi: NAMIXAS~(4:05pm)

butterflylexi: N A M I X A S E F F Y E A H.(4:05pm)

Me: I shun you.

[Think Pink 1,967]

butterflylexi: NAMIXAS, OH, NAMIXAS~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: HOW I LOVE YOUR EPICNESS OF A PAIRING~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: I LOVE CRACK PAIRINGS TOO~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: BUT, YOU, NAMIXAS~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: ARE SO SPECIAL~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: AND CLOSE TO MY HEART~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: AND THOUGH YOU DON'T HAVE ANY~(4:04pm)

butterflylexi: YOU'RE EPIC(4:05pm)

butterflylexi: OH, NAMIXAS~(4:05pm)

butterflylexi: NAMIXAS~(4:05pm)

butterflylexi: NAMIXAS~(4:05pm)

butterflylexi: N A M I X A S E F F Y E A H.(4:05pm)

Me: I shun you.

 

You lahve eet. c;

[Ivan 969]

Lord VanVan says:

"Do think of your character as an ideal role-model? "

lady koko; says:

D8

YES

HE IS

HE TEACHES ME

Lord VanVan says:

CHILDREN, IT'S GOOD TO RAPE PEOPLE

lady koko; says:

THAT VIOLENT RAPE

UkeSora says:

AWH

lady koko; says:

IS GOOD <3

YES

[RoxasStalker 11]

I had a random urge to post this.

 

Me:

Bitch

 

Jess:

allways.

 

Me:

Wow I was thinking that you'd insult me back.

 

Jess:

whore

happy now .

 

Me:

Very

C:

Potato

Eater

KISS ME I'M IRISH.

 

Jess:

good

 

Me:

No please don't.

 

Jess:

LOL NO I WONT KISS YOU .

 

Me:

Thank the gods.

 

 

Same with this.

 

 

Me: Oh man I just thought of a really perveted upside to being a dog(11:07am)

VENROXAS: what(11:08am)

Me: They always get to do doggy-style(11:09am)

 

[Koko 3,944]

Lord VanVan says:

KOKO

lady koko; says:

YES?

Lord VanVan says:

IF I WAS MICHAEL JACKSON IN THE PAST

THAT MEANS

I CAN GRAB MY CROTCH

AND HAVE IT BE

COMPLETELY

NORMAL

lady koko; says:

You already do that

[Ivan 969]

(A continuation of Koko's post above ^)

Daniel has left the conversation.

 

lady koko; says:

/shot

Lord VanVan says:

LOL

LOL

LOL

lady koko; says:

LOL

YOUSCAREDHIM

/shot

Lord VanVan says:

NO

MY CROTCH DID

lady koko; says:

I have an urge

to post the first part

Lord VanVan says:

...I kind of want to post that in the chat logs thread

lady koko; says:

in the chatlogs thread

....

Lord VanVan says:

LOL

lady koko; says:

GREAT MINDS

[Koko 3,944]

Coded says:

YESSSS

IVAAAAAAN

 

Lord VanVan has been added to the conversation.

 

Coded says:

MY SEX SLAVE

[Ivan 969]

Coded says:

YESSSS

IVAAAAAAN

 

Lord VanVan has been added to the conversation.

 

Coded says:

MY SEX SLAVE

 

Lord VanVan says:

I AM NO ONE'S SEX SLAVE

 

Fixed 8D

[Koko 3,944]

Coded says:

DDDDDD:

nooooo

hey there mi hija

 

lady koko; says:

... -flees-

 

Coded says:

nooooooo

come back

D:

 

lady koko; says:

-hides-

 

Coded says:

i'll use a condom if you want

D;

 

lady koko; says:

.... -comes back-

[Luzzekatt 76]

Coded says:

DDDDDD:

nooooo

hey there mi hija

 

lady koko; says:

... -flees-

 

Coded says:

nooooooo

come back

D:

 

lady koko; says:

-hides-

 

Coded says:

i'll use a condom if you want

D;

 

lady koko; says:

.... -comes back-

 

.. Darn you ... This made me spit out the cashew nuts I was chewing on!

[Ivan 969]

 

Coded says:

DDDDDD:

nooooo

hey there mi hija

 

lady koko; says:

... -flees-

 

Coded says:

nooooooo

come back

D:

 

lady koko; says:

-hides-

 

Coded says:

i'll use a condom if you want

D;

 

lady koko; says:

.... -comes back-

 

.. Darn you ... This made me spit out the cashew nuts I was chewing on!

 

I totally missed the 'cashew' in that sentence. 8'D

 

lady koko; says:

... no

 

/shot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDCh7eN63nY&feature=recentlik

THE GIRL

at

0:08

Coded says:

well, haku is a river dragon thingy

lady koko; says:

made me think of Hanyuu <3

and Riku

*Rika

... failtypo

<3

 

.

.

.

.

 

lady koko; says:

THAT TYPO

IS GOING TO CREATE

A LULZ WORTHY MOMENT ONE DAY

[Koko 3,944]

Lord VanVan says:

AND IT SAYS

LIKE

"WHAT DO YOU SEE IN YOUR FUTURE"

I SEE ASS

[xxVivaLaSugar 6]

The convos the people above have.. I wish to join one day! ;3;

 

?Mozie The Homicidal Maniac? says:

I WANNA SHUN A BOY.

...

OH THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[Chaosx 113]

Me: Hey, do you think i'm a douche(8:36pm)

kingdumbfarts: mabye(8:37pm)

kingdumbfarts: yes(8:38pm)

kingdumbfarts: why you make people mad(8:38pm)

kingdumbfarts: when you come to my house and you be a douche not nice k you are always a douche to me :[(8:40pm)

Me: good, i was starting to doubt my abilities(8:40pm)

kingdumbfarts: douche(8:41pm)

Me: Nyuu~

kingdumbfarts: T_T(8:42pm)

Me: hehe(8:42pm)

kingdumbfarts: dude :[(8:42pm)

kingdumbfarts: am not in the mood(8:42pm)

Me: i still wuuuuvvvv u(8:42pm)

kingdumbfarts: YOU LIIEEE!!!!(8:43pm)

Me: no i don't(8:44pm)

Me: i wuy u(8:44pm)

Me: wuv*

Me: why u not in the mood? And whats with your love-themed avatars and siggys recently?(8:45pm)

kingdumbfarts: non of your bizzness(8:46pm)

Me: sorrrryyyy

Me: VENROXAS: lol@your status(8:41pm)

Me: yu-(8:41pm)

Me: yes(8:41pm)

VENROXAS: "Last week I saw a film as I recall it was a horror film(8:41pm)

VENROXAS: "Walked outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang(8:42pm)

Me: wank outside into the rain...(8:42pm)

VENROXAS: O_O(8:42pm)

Me: and i...(8:42pm)

VENROXAS: crap(8:42pm)

Me: JIZZED IN MY PANTS(8:42pm)

VENROXAS:

Me: Me: Speeding down the road when the red lights flash,(8:46pm)

VENROXAS: need to get away need to make a dash(8:46pm)

Me: a song coes on that reminds me of you,(8:47pm)

VENROXAS: and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS(8:47pm)

Me: the next day,(8:47pm)

Me: My alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS(8:50pm)

VENROXAS: (8:50pm)

Me: I open my window and a breeze rolls in and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS(8:58pm)

Me: Me: Bruce Willis is dead at the end sixth sense and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS(8:53pm)

VENROXAS: (8:54pm)

VENROXAS: I forget how the rest goes._.(8:54pm)

Me: I just ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS(8:55pm

Me: I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS, EVERY TIME YOUR NEXT TO ME.(8:56pm)

VENROXAS: (8:58pm)

Me: Me: AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HAND IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME.(8:56pm)

Me: YOU CALL IT PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT EXSTACY(8:56pm)

Me: I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIME IT'S A NECCESITY.(8:57pm)

VENROXAS: (8:58pm)

kingdumbfarts: O_O

kingdumbfarts: O0O(8:59pm)

Me: haha

 

A chat log inside a chat log? That was some serious inception type shiz.

[RoxasStalker 11]

This is epic, no joke.

 

Me: Bored?(2:27pm)

VENROXAS: yeah (2:27pm)

Me: SOme things never change(2:28pm)

VENROXAS: yeah(2:28pm)

Me: ... *poke*(2:29pm)

VENROXAS: *poke poke(2:29pm)

Me: >:[(2:30pm)

Me: *poke poke poke*(2:30pm)

VENROXAS: *poke poke poke poke(2:30pm)

Me: (2:30pm)

Me: *poke poke poke poke*(2:30pm)

Me: *poke*(2:30pm)

VENROXAS: *poke poke poke poke poke poke(2:31pm)

Me: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*(2:32pm)

VENROXAS: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke pok epoke(2:33pm)

Me: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*(2:35pm)

Me: ^_^

VENROXAS: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke(2:35pm)

VENROXAS: (2:36pm)

Me: *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*(2:38pm)

Me: I win(2:38pm)