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[RoxSox 3,593]

-Ventus-: yes.(1:42pm)

Me: Dont make me send a magic panda after you to firetruck your shit up.(1:42pm)

-Ventus-: I know.(1:42pm)

Me: Oh you pushing it...

 

 

 

Taking things out of context is fun.

[EpiXauce 19]

Heh, my friends at school who always use inproper grammar and think it's 'hip', I'm always capable of trolling them. But they don't even get it because they're too stupid to realize that THEY'VE BEEN TROLLED. Oh, and this is on FaceBook btw.

 

 

Baily Douglas: ulc its tristan

 

Tristan Myers: ?^

 

...

 

I apologize to all the people watching this chat but...

I have no other choice.

 

IMMA FIRUHN MAH LAZORZ 8]

 

Baily Douglas: dork

 

Tristan Myers: You've been trolled you've been trolled you have probably been told "don't reply to this guy, he is just getting a rise out of you," yes its true you respond and thats his cue to start trouble on the double. Youve been trolled youve been trolled you should probably just fold when the only winning move is not to play! And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying, youve been trolled, youve been trolled, have a nice day!?

 

Tristan Myers: ?8]

 

Baily Douglas: omg you retard

 

Tristan Myers: Obviously you're too dumb to get the joke, so I'll just stop trying.

 

HAVE A NICE DAY :]

 

Baily Douglas: watever if u call me dumb again ima go to ur house and beat u down

 

Tristan Myers: Heh... the funny thing is, I moved. You don't know where I live.

 

And I repeat: HAVE A NICE DAY :]

 

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The only thing that would make trolling people at my school better would be if they actually understood the joke.

[RoxSox 3,593]

DigiMoon93: MY COMPUTER IS A SLUUUUUUT(4:54pm)

Me: I'd still tap that shit.

[Yuzuki 30]

Me: Do you want Chocolate on top?

DemyxLovesCookies: Yesh please

Me: Well TOO bad! We don't have any chocolate.

DemyxLovesCookies: Nuuuuu---

DemyxLovesCookies: *explodes*

DemyxLovesCookies: lol

[rho 9]

Talking to this very stupid fat cheerleader I know.

 

She randomly starts it off like this..

Her: gentleman

Me: shouldn't you be off riding your dyke bike to the klondike bar?

Her: wtf

Her: cock sucker

Me: cool story bro

Her: im not a guy

Me: lies

-she signs off-

[RoxSox 3,593]

Hinako_U.: o-o(8:57am)

Hinako_U.: Im getting dressed(8:57am)

Hinako_U.: so late responses(8:58am)

Me: lolwheresthewebcam(8:58am)

Me: I need to see this shiz 8D(8:58am)

Hinako_U.: I HAVE A SHIRT ON SO HA(8:58am)

Me: I like pants-less-ness 8D(8:59am)

Hinako_U.: And a skirt(8:59am)

Hinako_U.: so ha(8:59am)

Hinako_U.: I win(8:59am)

Me: I shall look between your legs.(9:00am)

Me: For skirts are awesome.(9:00am)

Me: And up-skirt-y(9:00am)

Me: 8D(9:00am)

Me: /ispersistent(9:00am)

Hinako_U.: I(9:01am)

Hinako_U.: I'll kick you ._.(9:01am)

Me: Being beat up by women makes me horny.(9:01am)

Hinako_U.: o-o(9:01am)

Hinako_U.: IM BEING MOLESTED(9:01am)

Hinako_U.: RAPPEEE(9:02am)

Me: Congratulations.(9:02am)

Me: You're on KH13!(9:02am)

Me: 8D(9:02am)

Me: Comes with the territory lassie, you should know that by now.

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Stranger: HEY

You: Caps attack. Whoa. Hey.

Stranger: hahaha

You: What's funny?

Stranger: "Whoa"

You: The word "whoa" is funny?

Stranger: Jezz man, smile to life

You: Jizz on life?

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: WHATTA firetruck IS WRONG WITH YA

You: I could ask you the same thing, buddy

Stranger: Nothing is wrong with me.. Can I be happy ?

You: No

Stranger: Oh, ok

Stranger: Sorry

You: Happiness is not allowed

You: on Omegle

Stranger: I dind't know that man, I'm sorry..

You: Happiness can get you raped here. Because there are a lot of "happy" people on here that like to shove there "happy" genitials in "happy" children. These people need to be arrested.

You: This is why I do not trust happiness on here.

Stranger: You are right..

You: Are you a happy person?

Stranger: Well.. in real life yes.. but here I cant be, right ?

You: So you like to be happy in real life? That's not good

Stranger: Why do you say that ?

You: Happy people tend to get bent in the real world

Stranger: How about you ?

You: I do not get bent.

You: I cannot vouch for you though

Stranger: I didn't get what you mean...

Stranger: About "get bent"

You: Congratulations, you have been selected as my victim for the YouTube series I am creating, "Omegle Idiots".

You: This conversation has been recorded

You: Via HyperCam

You: Don't you feel lucky

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: I don't

You: Hahahahahaahhaahahahahahhahaa

You: Who's laughing now

You have disconnected.

[Haruhime 6]

Me: better yet, make me a sammich 8'D

Hinako_U.: But

Hinako_U.: the kitchen

Hinako_U.: ITS SO FAR AWAY

Me: WHAT

Me: YOU MEAN.. YOU'RE NOT IN THE KITCHEN?

Me: BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN.

Hinako_U.: BUT

Hinako_U.: SO ARE YOU

Hinako_U.: YOU HAVE THE BOOBIES AND EVERYTHING

Hinako_U.: YOU MAKE ME A SAMMICH

Me: PSH. IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE THE WOMAN OF THIS RELATIONSHIP.

Me: I WEAR THE PANTS.

Hinako_U.: I'M IN THE PANTS

Me: ...THIS IS TRUE.

 

Lawl. 8'D

[SuperPunk 13]

For a new member, you catch on to the fads pretty quickly, Haruhime.

Not like those n00bs who run at the first IM of raep they get.

[Koko 3,944]

It's because Haruhime is Koko approved.

[Haruhime 6]

For a new member, you catch on to the fads pretty quickly, Haruhime.

Not like those n00bs who run at the first IM of raep they get.

 

Thanks. :]

It doesn't take me long to catch onto things.

 

and yes. I'm glad i've been approved. 8'D

[sneezes 73]

Jenny(: says: NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG AND DO ME A SANDWICH BITCH.

 

Kayla says: i dont like have sex with food...

 

Jenny(: says: ...

OH GOD LMFAO.

[Yuzuki 30]

 

Me: Those annoying oversized animals

Xordjan: lol, tell me about it

Me: Ok, so they'd heal me. That's all they're good for.

Me: Kinda like Navi from Ocarina of Time.

Xordjan:

Me: Though Navi didn't heal you.

Me: lol jk

Me: Navi was awesome

Me: She didn't get to annoying for me.

Me: I just think the joke is funny.

Xordjan: I didn't find her annoying either

 

 

Me: Have you played IX? It's way better than it looks.

Xordjan: I own: FF VII, FF XII, FF XIII, dissidia and crisis core

Me: Sweet

Xordjan: no, but i've always thought it looks better then what people say

Me: Yup. Lots of people judge it on the fact that Zidane has a tail. WTH

Me: Kinda like the people who judge YuGiOh on Yugi's hair.

Xordjan: I liked zidane in dissidia

Xordjan: , well yugi's hair was a bit over the top

Me: Mhhmm. I'm not sure I like his voice as much. His real personality isn't really what it seems when you play dissisia.

Me: And about his hair. It's awesome.

Xordjan:

 

 

Me: Holy Ra! You have a twin?

Zexion-Ienzo: haha

Me: Which came first, The slash or the dash?

Zexion-Ienzo: the slash

 

Okay, this is a long one:

 

Me: DEM DEM!(9:15am)

DemyxLovesCookies: OMG HAI 8DD(9:15am)

Me: 8D(9:20am)

Me: WHAT'S UP!!(9:23am)

DemyxLovesCookies: NOTHING MUCCHHH : p(9:30am)

DemyxLovesCookies: YOU? owo(9:30am)

Me: IM MAKING A NEW THREAD FOR THE RANDOM CATEGORY!(9:31am)

Me: I LUV YOU!(9:31am)

DemyxLovesCookies: I LAHV YOU TOO 8D(9:31am)

Me: YOU ARE PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST MEMBeRS AROUND!(9:31am)

DemyxLovesCookies: NUUU(9:34am)

DemyxLovesCookies: YOU ARE(9:34am)

DemyxLovesCookies: <3(9:34am)

Me: THANK YOUUU

YOU ARE AWESOME NESS(9:35am)

Me: 8D(9:35am)

Me: DAWWWW IM SO HAPPY(9:35am)

DemyxLovesCookies: 8DDDD(9:38am)

Me: YAYY(9:44am)

Me: YATTA!(9:44am)

Me: I THINK IM GOING TO.... What AM I going to do?(9:45am)

DemyxLovesCookies: You should...(9:45am)

DemyxLovesCookies: bake a pie. 8D(9:46am)

DemyxLovesCookies: /shot(9:46am)

Me: I WANT CREAM PUFF!(9:47am)

Me: WHERE ARE YOU?(9:47am)

DemyxLovesCookies: I DUNNO(9:49am)

Me: OKAY. WELL IM IN SPACE(9:49am)

DemyxLovesCookies: w00t(9:51am)

Me: YaHAHHA(9:52am)

Me: WHAT"S FOR LUNCH?(9:53am)

Me: OH WAIT ITS 10 IN THE MORNING.. NEVERMIND(9:53am)

DemyxLovesCookies: THERE'S ALWAYS BRUNCH(9:53am)

DemyxLovesCookies: 8D(9:53am)

Me: TRUE! LETS DRINK SOME PUNCH(9:54am)

DemyxLovesCookies: YUS!(9:55am)

Me: HAHAH I WAS TYPING SPOILER TAGS HTML AND ENDED UP TYPING SPILLER LOLWUT(9:56am)

DemyxLovesCookies: OH GOD XDDDDD(9:57am)

Me: EEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHHE(9:57am)

Me: ........................................................(9:57am)

Me: ..........................(9:57am)

Me: ..........(9:57am)

Me: WHAT NOW?(9:58am)

DemyxLovesCookies: FFFFF(9:59am)

DemyxLovesCookies: I DUNNO D8(9:59am)

Me: I DO! LETS PLAY TELEPATHIC FOOSBALL!(10:00am)

DemyxLovesCookies: OH EM GEE YES 8D(10:01am)

Me: .................(10:01am)

Me: AHAHAHA I WIN(10:01am)

DemyxLovesCookies: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN(10:01am)

Me: IT'S CALLED CHEATING! DEAL WITH IT!(10:03am)

DemyxLovesCookies: IT'S NOT CONSIDERED CHEATING IF IT'S BEFORE NOON ON CHRISTMAS(10:05am)

DemyxLovesCookies: /idklol(10:05am)

Me: WHAT THE HECK(10:05am)

Me: HEY, DO YOU LIVE IN THE SEA?(10:06am)

DemyxLovesCookies: *LOOKS OUT WINDOW*(10:06am)

DemyxLovesCookies: YES, I DO. 8D(10:06am)

Me: CAN YOU SWIM TO ANTARCTICA AND TELL THE PENGUINS I LOVE THEM?(10:07am)

DemyxLovesCookies: SURE THANG(10:08am)

DemyxLovesCookies: 8D(10:08am)

Me: OKAY MAKE SURE YOU BRING BACK LOTS OF SNOW FOR LUNCH!(10:08am)

DemyxLovesCookies: *SWINS TO TEH PENGUINS*(10:09am)

DemyxLovesCookies: I IZ HERE TO TELL YOU THAT GOTITMEMORIZED LAHVS YOU(10:10am)

DemyxLovesCookies: AND TO STEAL UR SNOW(10:10am)

Me: OH MAI ITS A GIANT OCTO(10:11am)

Me: WE MUST KILL IT WITH OUR HOCKEY PUCKS(10:11am)

DemyxLovesCookies: OH NOES(10:12am)

Me: BTW CALL ME ZONE(10:13am)

Me: IDKLOL(10:13am)

DemyxLovesCookies: OKIE-DOKIE C:(10:13am)

Me: DID YOU GET THE SNOW?(10:14am)

DemyxLovesCookies: YESH(10:14am)

DemyxLovesCookies: 83(10:14am)

Me: HAS IT MELTED INTO MARSHMALLOWS?(10:14am)

DemyxLovesCookies: HMMMM(10:15am)

DemyxLovesCookies: LEMME SEE(10:15am)

DemyxLovesCookies: *CHECKS*(10:15am)

DemyxLovesCookies: YES =D(10:16am)

Me: OH NOES(10:16am)

Me: WE MUST EAT IT LIKE THAT THEN(10:16am)

Me: YOU'RE CHUNK(10:16am)

Me: AND IM ZONE(10:16am)

Me: LOL WUT THE WUT(10:17am)

Me: BEST NICKNAME EVARZ(10:17am)

DemyxLovesCookies: LOLYES 8DDD(10:18am)

Me: BUT YOU'RE ALSO DEM DEM(10:18am)

DemyxLovesCookies: DEMCHUNKDEM(10:18am)

DemyxLovesCookies: EFF YEAH(10:18am)

Me: DAWWW I GONNA HAVE TA GO SOOOOOOOOOOON(10:18am)

DemyxLovesCookies: DDD8(10:18am)

Me: ILL BE ON LATERZZZ(10:19am)

Me: OKAYZZZ?(10:19am)

Me: I WUV U(10:19am)

Me: DEMDEM!(10:19am)

Me: BAIZ(10:19am)

DemyxLovesCookies: YAY! C:(10:19am)

DemyxLovesCookies: I WUV YOU TOO!(10:19am)

Me: ^^(10:19am)

DemyxLovesCookies: BAI BAI(10:19am)

Me: BAIBAIBAI!(10:19am)

DemyxLovesCookies: BAIIII(10:20am)

Me: BAI!(10:20am)

Me: BYE(10:20am)

DemyxLovesCookies: BAI~!(10:20am)

Me: BYE(10:20am)

DemyxLovesCookies: G'BYE(10:20am)

Me: BYE(10:20am)

DemyxLovesCookies: BYE(10:20am)

Me: BYE(10:20am)

Me: OK SERIOUSLY. BYE(10:21am)

DemyxLovesCookies: BYE

 

 

 

Me: http://kh13.com/mybb/s...age=9(2:50pm)

Me: I LOVE REREADING THAT CHAT(2:50pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: Good times...good times(2:52pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: :'D(2:52pm)

Me: LOL It was just this morning...

 

 

Me: TELL ME, IS THIS SCARY:(2:48pm)

Me: .(2:48pm)

butterflylexi: O.O Dat. Is. Creepyyyyy. >.<(2:51pm)

butterflylexi: I feel like I'm being watched(2:52pm)

butterflylexi: by a kitty that's gone psychopathic after reading a RoxSox raep thread(2:52pm)

butterflylexi: o.e(2:52pm)

butterflylexi: x3(2:52pm)

Me: OH MAI

 

[RoxSox 3,593]

-Ventus-: i has a story(5:08pm)

-Ventus-: aobut mym sday(5:08pm)

-Ventus-: ...(5:15pm)

Me: huhhh?(5:16pm)

-Ventus-: I HAS A STORY BOUT MAH SAY(5:17pm)

-Ventus-: DAy(5:17pm)

-Ventus-: say dat(5:17pm)

-Ventus-: day(5:17pm)

-Ventus-: I BLAME THE KEYBOARD

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

SK says:

Yeah. And I cannot watch Christmas movies when it is not Christmas.

I get mad when I see "Christmas in July" crap

Zero says:

It's firetrucking annoying

SK says:

I throw a soda at my T.V. and yell, "CHRISTMAS IS IN DECEMBER DAMN IT".

And then my mom calls the psychiatrist.

Zero says:

Lol, win

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: I need nourishment.(11:48pm)

Hinako_U.: o-o(11:48pm)

Hinako_U.: then(11:48pm)

Hinako_U.: get some?(11:48pm)

Hinako_U.: 8D(11:48pm)

Me: from you?! 8D(11:49pm)

Hinako_U.: Nothx(11:49pm)

Me: /failedattemptatgettinglaid(11:54pm)

Hinako_U.: You're not getting laid today(11:57pm)

Hinako_U.: <8D(11:57pm)

Hinako_U.: Nor tomorrow(11:58pm)

Hinako_U.: or after that(11:58pm)

Hinako_U.: <8D(11:58pm)

Me: Your right.(11:58pm)

Me: because I got laid YESTERDAY.(11:59pm)

Me: PWNED BEEOTCH(11:59pm)

Hinako_U.: You're an egg?

[Koko 3,944]

Why did you post my fail?

[RoxSox 3,593]

Because. Its a failure disguised as a win.

[rho 9]

Discussion with a friend regarding ninjas

 

--

Me: ok basically

[name] is really damn beautiful but im really damn scared of her

and i think im going to try to learn alchemy in case she tries to kill me

 

Him:now how n the h r we goin 2 fix this s

 

Me: idk man

she might just sneak up behind me one day whip out a shank and stab me in the neck

then walk away and blame it on [kid everybody hates] or something

what if shes a ninja [his name]?

WHAT IF SHES A NINJA??

 

Him: u type too much im not reading all that

 

Me: WHAT IF SHES A NINJA!?

 

Him: i dunno

 

Me: you're no help

with any luck if she is a ninja she'll be like blackstar and scream out stuff before she tries to kill me

 

 

---

 

yeah long story

[Zero 9]

I dedicate this song to you.

 

Me: Somewhere, over the rainbow

Me: way up high

Eterna: Theres a land that I heard of

once in a lullaby

Me: Somewhere, over the rainbow

Me: skies are blue

Eterna: and the dreams that you dare to dream really do coem true

Eterna: Someday I'll wish upon a star

And wake up where the clouds are far

Behind me.

Me: Where troubles melt like lemon drops

Me: away above the chimney tops

Me: That's where you'll find me

Eterna: Somewhere over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly.

Birds fly over the rainbow.

Why then, oh why can't I?

[Luzzekatt 76]

You: Hello there Stranger! And good evening! ^^

Stranger: good evening to you kind sir

You: Miss, if I may ^^

Stranger: My apologies to you, kind sir, but miss I am not

You: I think you misunderstood me, sir. I did not call you a lady.

Stranger: Oh, If thats so, be so kind and forgive my ignorance, kind sir

You: *Laughs* That's very polite of you .. But kind sir, I am of female gender! Please, call me miss ^^

Stranger: Oh, if thats so, I'll be pleased to call you miss... mylady

You: It's a pleasure to meet you, my lord.

Stranger: Would you be so kind, and tell me the pleasant year of your birth and your whereabouts, mylady?

You: Ah yes! I was born in the year of 1993 in a Scandinavian land now refered to as Sweden, .. How about my lord?

Stranger: I was born in the winter of 1996 in a small but fearless country of brave warriors now refered to as Serbia

You: Ah Serbia! The country of the brave indeed.

Stranger: The brave and the proud, if I may say

You: I couldn't possibly have said it better myself.

Stranger: Would it be possible for me to know a little bit more about you, my lady, if I may?

Stranger: Please ascept my humblest apologies if that was not apropriate of me

Stranger: my lady

 

 

And it goes on ..

[Think Pink 1,967]

Sorafan908: ha names cody(6:19pm)

Me: I BET YOU COULD NEVER GUESS MINEZZ(6:19pm)

Sorafan908: well i dont htink i ever could have you any idea how many names there are(6:21pm)

Me: >.>(6:21pm)

Me: Wait, that was a joke, right? (6:21pm)

Sorafan908: i guess so so what is your name(6:22pm)

Me: >.<(6:22pm)

Me: DUDE(6:22pm)

Me: IT'S IN MY USERNAME(6:22pm)

Sorafan908: butter?

[Luzzekatt 76]

Stranger: Something came to my head...

Stranger: The pope...

Stranger: Cleaning windows...

 

______

You: I have to go now!

Stranger: Ok.

Stranger: It was nice talking to you. ;3

You: Do you have msn or anything? ^^

Stranger: Yep.

You: .... can I ass you? ._.

You: AHAH!

 

You: ADD*

 

____

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

Me: Cause I said so.

Cleverbot: Well I should think that you would know what it is that is coming from your brain.

Me: I like ponnies.

Cleverbot: And I like dissecting human bodies.

 

___

 

Only Hetaliafans will get this:

 

me: Become one with mother Russia

 

Cleverbot: Da

[Think Pink 1,967]

(The eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth commandments are an inside joke)

 

Me: YUS IT IS.(9:09pm)

Me: IT'S, LIKE, THE FOURTEENTH COMMANDMENT.(9:09pm)

ReAcTioN: wut was that one again?(9:10pm)

Me: >.>(9:10pm)

Me: You're joking, right?(9:10pm)

ReAcTioN: somethin to do with slavery?(9:11pm)

Me: ...(9:11pm)

Me: This is sad(9:11pm)

Me: Dude, I'm talking about the COMMANDMENTS. From the BIBLE. NOT the AMENDMENTS from the CONSTITUTION. XDDDDD(9:11pm)

Me: :'D(9:11pm)

Me: Oh gawd I got a good laugh from that (9:12pm)

ReAcTioN: LMAO wow. my bad(9:12pm)

Me: LOL XDDD(9:12pm)

ReAcTioN: wut was 14th commandment?(9:13pm)

Me: ...(9:13pm)

Me: There was none.(9:13pm)

Me: That's why I said it's LIKE the fourteenth(9:13pm)

Me: There are only ten(9:13pm)

Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOW XDDDD LOL(9:14pm)

ReAcTioN: i knew that. but u threw in ur mind games(9:14pm)

[EpiXauce 19]

^ What were you talking about?