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[Yuzuki 30]

Me: Hey, guess what?(7:11pm)

Gizelita: What? Don't make me curious(7:11pm)

Me: I got a warning! How cool is that? (7:12pm)

Gizelita: How cool? It's awesome!!!!!

[Giginha 22]

I never thought you'd put that here.

[Yuzuki 30]

I never thought you'd put that here.

 

LOL Why not? ;D--

 

Me: Anyhoo Whats up?(7:33pm)

HellFire1730: nothin much.. playin BBS 8D(7:34pm)

Me: LOL Why did I have to ask?(7:35pm)

Me: I'm currently peeling a label off a jar.(7:35pm)

HellFire1730: lol(7:36pm)

Me: A jelly jar to be exact.

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Me: I want a bunny(7:43pm)

Gizelita: (7:43pm)

Gizelita: I have one, do you want it?(7:43pm)

Me: Awwww! Realllllly?(7:44pm)

Gizelita: Yeah, come to Brazil and I'll give you the bunny (7:44pm)

Me: O_________O Never mind I don't want it anymore.

[SuperPunk 13]

Me: HIYA >:] (6:10pm)

abbleapple3: hi... (6:12pm)

Me: FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS. F*ck yeah, bitch(6:12pm)

abbleapple3: what?(6:12pm)

Me: ARE YOU BLIND DAMMIT!? FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS! CAN'T YOU EFFIN SEE 'EM!?(6:14pm)

abbleapple3: are you a pedophile?(6:15pm)

Me: YUS >:](6:15pm)

abbleapple3: seriously youre freaking me out(6:19pm)

Me: I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU(6:20pm)

Me: It starts with a 'p' and ends with 'orn'(6:20pm)

abbleapple3: ill go get my mom(6:22pm)

Me: You do that, hun ;D Me and my popcorn'll be waiting /shot(6:24pm)

abbleapple3: you shot me?(6:26)

Me: I wanted to take you with me to Columbia without you putting up TOO much of a fight..(6:26pm)

-ABBLEAPPLE3 HAS LOGGED OUT AT 6:27PM-

 

You....Stole...My...JOKE.

Betch.

I kid.

[RoxSox 3,593]

Luzzekatt: *sighs*(2:20pm)

Me: I'm not touching on that. owo(2:23pm)

Luzzekatt: on what? ._.(2:23pm)

Me: THAT WIENER(2:24pm)

Me: -dun dun pssht-(2:24pm)

Luzzekatt: WHAT!?

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

darklunatic: im prople about to go look at new ep's on bleach.vidz.com

Me: cool.

Me: Dude...thats porn o.e

darklunatic: ....................you forreal

darklunatic: i think it's bleach.vids.com

Me: That doesn't work either ._.

darklunatic: hold on

darklunatic: www.bleach.vids.come

darklunatic: it's sopmthjign like that

darklunatic: its thepoeple that make bleach the vidz

darklunatic: www.bleach.vidz.com

Me: THATS PORN

darklunatic: i think it's bleach.viz.com

darklunatic: yeah that's it

Me: Yes. thats it.

Me: Phew

[SuperPunk 13]

butterflylexi:

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

(Talking about Xigbar)

RoxSoxKH: In KH2 I was like..."Damn, whats this guy been through?"

Me: It looks like his face got raped by a chainsaw.

[RoxSox 3,593]

SK3: Yen Sid sounds like a pedophile(8:43pm)

SK3: "Sora..bend down and pick up that book for me. Yeah, bend a little lower. Right there is perfect."(8:44pm)

Me: "What about that book? It's on the table... not here on the gro- *penetration* - UGGGHHH(8:46pm)

SK3: "Yen Sid, what are you doing?". "Inserting my magic into Sora."

SK3: -groan- "FEEL THE MAGIC!"

[rho 9]

My friend on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:

 

"man what is wrong with this show"

"is she a lesbo"

 

Then he sent me a bunch of Queen's Blade pictures

 

 

Some more Omegle fun...

 

"You: This is your mother. Have you cleaned your room?

 

Stranger: hey

Stranger: no way

You: Do it.

You: NOW.

You: Quit trying to have cyber sex and get cleaning.

You: I will ground you.

You: For a YEAR.

Stranger: is that what your mum saying to you?

You: Do you want me to ground you?

Stranger: sorry, not going for cyber-sex type.. narrow

Your conversational partner has disconnected."

 

 

"You: duuuuude turn on the news

Stranger: hey lets get the imp stuff outta the waay 19 m aus

You: saddam hussein just came back from the dead and grew to 9,001 feet tall"

I was gonna make up a story that Obama turned into Goku or something

 

"Stranger: hi

You: Can you see this?

You: You may not know this, but the world you are in at this time is not the real world.

Stranger: see what?

You: You are in an alternate universe where the world has ended and any people aorund you are merely hallucinations.

You: You are trapped in this world, but I can assist you in returning.

Stranger: really?

You: First, I need you to put your right hand on your left foot.

You: Yes, really.

Stranger: n then? what happen after?

You: Now I need you to chant "Mallanei-Mallanei, oonga, mike hawk" at a loud tone of voice.

Stranger: whats the point?

You: Then remove your right hand from your left foot, curl into the fetal position, and close your eyes.

You: It is a spell to help you return to reality.

You: Once you complete those steps you will teleport to the real world.

You: You must do so quickly or else the nuclear fallout will reach you.

You: Good, it would appear you are completing the tasks.

Stranger: and then whats the point?

You: Have you completed the steps?

Stranger: yep

You: Congratulations, you have received the "DOUCHE OF THE YEAR" award for 2010.

You have disconnected."

[Think Pink 1,967]

Hanna M***** says: oh, btw, what's our science homework?

Amber Alexis Stone says: um.. the prefixes and suffixes worksheet and the metric system one.

Hanna M*****: k thx.. hey what are the answers to 1-15 on the first one and 1-20 on the second?

Amber Alexis Stone says: copycat those are all of the questions

Hanna M*****: I'll pay you..

Amber Alexis Stone says: IN WHAT?

Hanna M*****: CHOCOLATE, F*CK YAH!

Amber Alexis Stone says: is it Hersheys? o.o

Hanna M*****: Breyers. It's ICE CREAM ;D

Amber Alexis Stone says: DEALS OFF YOU LIAH

Hanna M*****: raep 8D?

Amber Alexis Stone says: DEALS ON YOU LIAH ;3

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Me: I <3 those 'xD' things..(6:53pm)

Me: (6:53pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: I do too~(6:54pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: they're so(6:54pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: -ish(6:54pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: /shotdead(6:54pm)

Me: Don't kill the XDs, DemDem >:[(6:54pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: (6:55pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: DemDems ish sorry(6:55pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: (XDDDD)(6:55pm)

Me: D:(6:55pm)

Me: YOU KILLED IT!(6:55pm)

Me: ;;(6:55pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: XDDDDDDDD(6:55pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: XDDDDDDDDDD(6:56pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: XDDDDDDDD(6:56pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: XDDDDDD(6:56pm)

DemyxLovesCookies: ohohohoho >3

[JesusFreak 41]

Me: HIYA >:] (6:10pm)

abbleapple3: hi... (6:12pm)

Me: FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS. F*ck yeah, bitch(6:12pm)

abbleapple3: what?(6:12pm)

Me: ARE YOU BLIND DAMMIT!? FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS! CAN'T YOU EFFIN SEE 'EM!?(6:14pm)

abbleapple3: are you a pedophile?(6:15pm)

Me: YUS >:](6:15pm)

abbleapple3: seriously youre freaking me out(6:19pm)

Me: I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU(6:20pm)

Me: It starts with a 'p' and ends with 'orn'(6:20pm)

abbleapple3: ill go get my mom(6:22pm)

Me: You do that, hun ;D Me and my popcorn'll be waiting /shot(6:24pm)

abbleapple3: you shot me?(6:26)

Me: I wanted to take you with me to Columbia without you putting up TOO much of a fight..(6:26pm)

-ABBLEAPPLE3 HAS LOGGED OUT AT 6:27PM-

 

Epic.

God, I laughed so hard at that.

[Think Pink 1,967]

Me: (how do you know that I didn't pretend to be Lexi in my own profile and then hack hers? o.o)(4:58pm)

heartless101: yah(4:59pm)

heartless101: wait what?(4:59pm)

Me: So am I RoxSox or Lexi?(5:01pm)

Me: Did Lexi hack me, or did I hack her?(5:01pm)

Me: Or did we hack each other at the same time?(5:01pm)

Me: o.o(5:02pm)

heartless101: IDK lol(5:02pm)

heartless101: owo(5:02pm)

Me: FIGURE IT OUT D8<

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looooooool

Which was it, people? :'D

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Me: Hey.(6:23pm)

Me: Hello?(7:01pm)

Me: HELLO(7:01pm)

Me: HELLO?(7:01pm)

Me: YOU THERE?(7:01pm)

Me: HELLO?(7:01pm)

Me: KNOCK KNOCK(7:02pm)

Me: HELLO?(7:04pm)

Me: ARE YOU THERE(7:04pm)

Me: HELLO(7:04pm)

Me: HELLO?(7:04pm)

Me: ARE YOU THERE?(7:04pm)

Me: HELLO?(7:05pm)

Me: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, YOU'RE STILL ONLINE(7:05pm)

Me: ANSWER ME(7:05pm)

Me: ANSWER ME NOW(7:07pm)

Me: BEFORE I GET ANGRY(7:07pm)

Me: I'M GETTING ANGRY(7:07pm)

Me: VERY ANGRY(7:07pm)

Me: DON'T HIDE FROM ME(7:07pm)

Me: BE A MAN(7:07pm)

[EpiXauce 19]

Omegle:

 

You: Hey.

Stranger: i wanna see some tits.

You: Oh firetruck.

You have disconnected.

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: Why is it that I feel as if I'm in the presence of a master?(10:29am)

Me: -Bows before you-(10:29am)

Me: Oh, Lord of Trolls! Bless me with thy wit and strength of mind so I can go about with my duties without the guilt of carrying a false title!(10:31am)

Me: I offer thee, this sacrifice...(10:31am)

Me: -Lies a newb down upon a large slab of stone-(10:31am)

Me: Do with him as you wish.(10:31am)

Me: Forever purge his foul use of grammar and necroposts.(10:32am)

Me: Or show mercy, and let him off with but a few verbal scars.(10:32am)

Me: IT IS YOUR CHOICE, OH MIGHTY GOD OF THE UNDER-BRIDGE REALM.(10:33am)

Me: I am unworthy of being in such holy company.(10:34am)

Me: So I now digress...(10:34am)

Me: FAREWELL, MY LORD.

 

I'll leave it to your imagination to guess who I was talking to.

[Luzzekatt 76]

RoxSox, I seriously love you

 

Mieziemies: oh, I see, does the lady mind a cup of tea?

Me: Not at all, I'd love to have some tea if it isn't too much trouble for mylady?

Mieziemies: on the contrary, I just made some for myself, I would love to share~

Me: How kind of you ^^

Mieziemies: *hands tea* I hope you will enjoy it

Me: *Takes the cup* Oh .. if it's by mylady, I'm sure I will.

Mieziemies: *takes a sip myself*

Me: *smiles and does the same*

 

DON'T ASK!

This is how the convo started ._.

[Protoman 1,974]

-?? says:

owo

should I write?

Zero says:

Writewhat?

-?? says:

idk

ideas

now

Zero says:

Now?

-?? says:

NOWWW

Zero says:

I HAVE NONE D;

-?? says:

JUST SHOOT

Zero says:

.... DOUGHNUTS

-?? says:

**** NO

[Godot 513]

Stranger: hi

You: hai

Stranger: horny?

You: liek totally

Stranger: SO how do you get off?

You: Oh it's quite simple really

You: all I do is

You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: i firetrucked my housemaid today

Stranger: aaaahhhh

Stranger: i m so happy

You: omfg

You: You too?

Stranger: atlastttttt

You: 8D

Stranger: did u???

You: totally~!!11111one!!!one!!!eleven

Stranger: she is soooooo sexyyyy

Stranger: uhmmmmm

Stranger: so u from???

You: Your closet

You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi

You: haitharbitch

You have disconnected.

 

Yes, I am aware that I am a terrible troll.

 

You: AWW SHIT

Stranger: .Hey ok so I'm male 17 and I'm on a long road trip and I'm really bored..please help me out and text me so I won't Be so bored!

You: GET YO TOWELS READY

You: BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

You: EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE HIT THE firetruckING DECK

You: BUT STAY ON YO MOTHERfiretruckING TOES

You: WE RUNNING THIS, LETS' GO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Dammit...they always disconnect before I can get to the chorus. :c

[EpiXauce 19]

My friend tagged herself and some friends as wolves on FaceBook and this conversation started:

 

 

Tristan Myers: LoL I'm a freaking unicorn wolf. FEAR ME

 

 

Talia Crawford: O_o

 

 

Tristan Myers: I should be a flying wolf

 

 

Tristan Myers: AH BUHLEEV AH KIN FLAH

 

 

Talia Crawford: its just a wolf with long head hair

 

 

Tristan Myers: How dare you insult flying wolves

[Godot 513]

~Becky~ says:

I dunno what it is

 

DemDem? says:

It's a cat

that eats spaghetti 8D

in a helium balloon

with Justin Bieber

[rho 9]

Stranger: hi

You: Did you know that Bill Nye invented the condom?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SuperPunk 13]

Robert: Hey did you guys hear about that girl who was forced to change her name and live with ******?

Saul: I wouldn't change my name for NOBODY.

Melanie: But you did.

Melanie: It's Ramirez now. ._.

 

Robert logged off.

 

Saul: ...

 

Robert logged on.

 

Robert: HAHA Sorry I had to leave because I was LMAO'ing and my ass fell off.

Melanie: ._.

Robert: Dude you got pwned by your sister!!!

Saul: STFU Robert.

 

You logged off.

[Think Pink 1,967]

Robert: Hey did you guys hear about that girl who was forced to change her name and live with ******?

Saul: I wouldn't change my name for NOBODY.

Melanie: But you did.

Melanie: It's Ramirez now. ._.

 

Robert logged off.

 

Saul: ...

 

Robert logged on.

 

Robert: HAHA Sorry I had to leave because I was LMAO'ing and my ass fell off.

Melanie: ._.

Robert: Dude you got pwned by your sister!!!

Saul: STFU Robert.

 

You logged off.

 

WTF? x3

That's like a squirrel burning cell phones he found in some water bottle on a park grill and chanting whowaawaa while he burns the souls of the cell phoners because clearly they are cell phoneys because squirrels with squaids just know these things.

...

I'm tired

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

DigiMoon93: rawr

DigiMoon93: and stuff

Me: Holy shit, I swear your IM just gave me a heart attack. I was staring at my computer screen for a good minute, and blam. The noise made me spill my applesauce.

DigiMoon93: yeah it does that to me too

DigiMoon93: =D

DigiMoon93: the noise is the worst isnt it? expecailly when you're on full volume and dont realize you have headphones on

Me: I get scared easily >_>

Me: YEHA

Me: *YEAH

Me: I have my speakers all the way up

Me: lol

DigiMoon93: heh im not normally jumpy; it's just THAT PARTICULAR NOISE is just too disturbing

Me: It sounds like a frog having a stroke