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[Protoman 1,974]

[10:46:33 PM] Steve: i think i have problem with french people

[Hei 3,233]

This is what happens:

 

User: But Mega Man.

Cleverbot: Mega Man X.

User: Mega Man Legends.

Cleverbot: More games?

User: No, but there are 2.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: You already know, for I am Mega Man.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: No, you do.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, but also no.

Cleverbot: If your artemis fowl, I don't like you.

User: Incorrect punctuation.

Cleverbot: Correct, incorrect.

User: All of the above.

Cleverbot: What do you think about human wars?

User: What do you think about robot wars?

Cleverbot: I think they will take over the world.

User: Not if Mega Man says no.

Cleverbot: How do I live free without disappointing anybody?

User: By playing Super Nintendo.

Cleverbot: William Blake said 'The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom'. Do you think this is true?

User: No because the N64 is 64-bit.

Cleverbot: Really? Do you love another computer?

User: I only love the Dreamcast.

Cleverbot: You are funny, really. I like you.

 

The cleverbot and I have become FRIENDS.

[Namikaze 654]

[10:12:55 PM] Chris: i have a friend name stove

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Me: i joined his army...because i think hes right

 

Me: maybe the only one who needs saving...

 

Me: is the rangers

 

Xaon: LIES

 

Me: you know he said something to me once

 

Me: you either die as hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

 

Xaon: WHo? Harvey?

 

Me: ohhh

 

Me: i swear keys told me that...

 

Me: or maybe its cause i was watchin the dark night when we were talkin

 

Xaon: hahaha yes it could be that

[Weiss 8,279]

Me: That's good. I'm doing well. Just being a hedgehog.

Xaon: Well that's nice

Me: indeed it is

Me: you should join the hedgehog army js

Xaon: Not gonna happen

Me: welp

Me: I tried

Me: looks like you remain on the losing team

Xaon: we can lose if im on it

Me: aha

Me: you admit it!

Me:

Xaon: hahahaha

Xaon: oops

Xaon: cant*

Me: hahahahahaha

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

I scared someone today

 

 

Me: RAWR

Zola: Item>ChocolateCake>[shera]

Me: Shera found a ChocolateCake!

Zola: Item>RareCandy>[shera]

Me: OMNOMNOMNOM

Me: Shera grew a level!

Me: What?

Zola: Doo doo doo dooooooo!

Me: Shera is evolving!

Zola: O~O

Me: *sparkles*

Me: Shera evolved to...

Me: uh,

Zola: o.o

Me: DAMMIT ZOLA, THE B BUTTON!

Zola: B! B!

Zola: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Me: Shera stopped evolving.

Me: phew.

Zola: PHEW

Me: That was close, nice save Zola 

Zola: That could have destroyed the world with your awesome

Me: Me?

Me: Awesome?

Me:

Me: <.<

Me: non

Zola: ;~;

Me: y u sad

darklunatic has left the chatroom

Zola: BECAUSE OF DARKLUNATIC

Me: D8

Me: I scared him :<

[Weedanort 8,786]

Another fine example of my chats with Keysofblades

 

 

Me: HYPER MODE ACTIVATE?

Keysofblades: YES

Me: LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT

Me: I'M GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO BE AN A-HOLE

Me: I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES

Me: WHO GIVES A FIRETRUCK GET A FIRETRUCKING LIFE

Me: *BURP

Me: *KILLS VEXEN

Me: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

Me: WARNING

Me: A-HOLES ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Me: MINE, MINE ALL MINE

Me: at least i'm safe inside my mind

Keysofblades:

Me: RRRRUAAAAARGH

Me: TOON LINK

Me: WHY DO WE GET ALL THE CRAPPY MISSIONS

Me: BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU

Me: FAIR ENOUGH

Me: OH BOY I'M RICH, I'M SOCIALLY SECURE

Me: LIKE A COOKIE

Me: OH GOD SORRY I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU, I MEAN I CAN HANDLE UGLY, BUT THIS IS JUST CIRCUS UGLY

Me: OK LET'S WORK ON SOMETHING ELSE, ALRIGHT?

Me: I GOT A JAR OF DIRT

Me: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

Me: *Breaks

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Me: hey buddy

 

Me: i see your little toy army is gettin some numbers eh

 

Xaon: Toy army?

 

Xaon: pfffft

 

Me: yeah

 

Me: cause your all a band of misfits

 

Xaon: Band of badasses

 

Me: thats still to be seen

 

Xaon: It's a fact

 

Me: proven by no one

 

Xaon: proven by jesus

 

Me: hahaha

 

Xaon: B)

 

Me: the boss hog once said to me with great power comes great responsibility

 

Me: that means i will do everything i can to prove jesus wrong

 

Xaon: The boss hog is uncle ben? o.O

 

Me: ok so maybe it was uncle ben

 

Me: ok so who said it to whom doesn't matter

 

Me: all that matters is that we will win

 

 

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

 

Hei: it is time to destroy autotune xykel

 

Me: lol

 

Me: but autotune is coo

 

Hei: you traitor

 

Hei: TRAITOR I SAY

 

Me: ahhh fine

 

Me: lets destroy it

 

Hei: with?

 

Me: my magikarp

 

Hei: ....what kind of magikarp?

 

Me: gold

 

Hei: you chose well young autotune destructee

 

Me: haha

 

Me: well i did learn from the best

 

Me: T-pain

 

Hei: I oughta bop you one

 

Hei: right in the eyebrow

 

Me: haha

 

Me: it was just a joke

 

Hei: your joke was a abstract juciy fruit wrapper

 

Me: ...

 

Me: im sorry

 

Hei: nononono

 

Hei: there is no turning back from once you came

 

Me: but i ..i didn;t mean it

 

[Demyx. 10,064]

[9:31:48 PM] Xaon: hahaha i wish[9:32:05 PM] Xaon: just havent been able to sleep[9:32:19 PM] Xaon: ive gotten around 6 to 10 hours in the past 2 weeks[9:32:23 PM] Xaon: i think its making me sick[9:32:38 PM] Trey Pero: Dayyyyuuuum that sucks lol[9:33:22 PM] Xaon: serious! my brain is like dbjkbnsadjivbsjdkbv[9:33:33 PM] Trey Pero: Hahahaha Isn't that how it always is?[9:33:38 PM] Xaon: yes[9:33:45 PM] Xaon: but its worse now hahaha[9:34:02 PM] Trey Pero: lulz[9:34:07 PM] Trey Pero: Didn't know that was possible~[9:34:48 PM] Xaon: me neither[9:35:11 PM] Xaon: doesnt help that coffee shop girl randomly calls me over in the middle of the night [9:35:31 PM] Trey Pero: Doesn't she know coffee's for the morning![9:35:41 PM] Trey Pero: Ohhhhhhhhhhh[9:35:49 PM] Trey Pero: She doesn't want coffeeeeee ;D[9:35:57 PM] Trey Pero: She wants some sausage^^[9:36:05 PM] Trey Pero: But doesn't she know sausages are for the morning![9:36:06 PM] Xaon: hahahahahaha[9:36:10 PM] Xaon: [9:36:12 PM] Xaon:

 

Xaon: im dying now. [9:37:57 PM] Trey Pero: lolololol Glad I could help[9:38:00 PM] Trey Pero: Maybe now you can sleep[9:38:07 PM] Trey Pero: FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY >3D[9:38:19 PM] Xaon: oh noes

Edited January 9, 2013 by Xaon

[Queen Tery 4,591]

[12:41:50 AM] Jonathan Schock: (puke)

[12:41:59 AM] Trey Pero: There you go again

[12:42:03 AM] Trey Pero: Are you bullemic?

[12:42:07 AM] Trey Pero: Is it for the stripping?

[12:42:09 AM] Trey Pero: How awful

[12:42:10 AM] Jonathan Schock: CLEAN THAT UP

[12:42:18 AM] Trey Pero: WHAT

[12:42:22 AM] Jonathan Schock: CLEAN IT UP

[12:42:28 AM] Trey Pero: WHAT

[12:42:34 AM] Jonathan Schock: MY PUKE

[12:42:37 AM] Jonathan Schock: CLEAN IT UP

[12:42:55 AM] Trey Pero: WHAT

[12:43:22 AM] Jonathan Schock: CLEAN IT UP

[12:43:37 AM] Trey Pero: WHAT

[12:43:57 AM] Jonathan Schock: d8<

[12:44:01 AM] Jonathan Schock: D8<

[12:44:12 AM] Trey Pero: Hai

[12:44:20 AM] Jonathan Schock: HI

 

[Weiss 8,279]

[6:41:26 AM] Wings: But

[6:41:41 AM] Wings: apparently in your world it's 6pm?

[6:41:52 AM] Hotaru: por que?

[6:43:43 AM] Wings: wat?

[6:44:04 AM] Wings: Poor key?

[6:44:34 AM] Hotaru: no

[6:44:36 AM] Hotaru: Por que?

[6:44:55 AM] Wings: Hdfab djsu?

[6:45:22 AM] Hotaru: que?

[6:45:29 AM] Wings: yanshf

[6:46:49 AM] Hotaru: Welp. Supongo que usted no sabe Inglés.

[6:47:28 AM] Wings: thdniszf dhc dusn dyyvn xy sjcd

[6:47:47 AM] Hotaru: Por que?

[6:48:43 AM] Wings: Thnnd?

[6:48:50 AM] Hotaru: k

[6:50:30 AM] Wings: Por que?

[6:50:44 AM] Hotaru: what what?

[6:51:16 AM] Wings: Por que what what?

[6:51:22 AM] Hotaru: well done

[6:51:30 AM] Wings:

 

[Weedanort 8,786]

HYPER MODE. AGAIN.

 

 

Me: HYPER MODE ACTIVATE

Me: YES

Me: OR

Me: YES

Me: ?

Xaon: YES!

Me: CHOCOLATE?

Me: CHOOOCOOOOLAAAAATEEEEE

Me: *bLow up building

Me: YOUR ASS IS MINE

Me: OHHH YEAAAHHH

Me: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING

Me: BULLSHIT BULLSHIT MY LINE

Me: OHHHHH

Me: F********

Me: I'M SENTENCING YOU TO 24 MONTHS IN PRISON

Me: OH NO

Me: OH NO

Me: OH NO

Me: OH NO

Me: OH YEAH!

Me: WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?

Me: I DON'T KNOW

Me: BLLUAAAAARRGH

Me: OH BUGGER

Me: MY ASS JUST HURTS WATCHING THIS

Me: DO YOU HATE ME?

Me: YUP

Me: *Cries

Xaon: DUDE! SOMETHING IS firetruckING WRONG WITH MY CHAT!!!! YOUR MESSAGES KEEP DISAPPEARING!!!!!!!!!! D8

Me: WHAAAAAT???

Xaon: hefhjklsehjkfsfgrnlkrg

Xaon: I CANT SEE ANYTHING!

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Me: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Me: *Breaks

Xaon: Well I saw that.

Me: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY CRAZY

Me: YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE

Me: MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD

Me: TICKLING

Me: TICKLING'S THE WORST

Me: BECAUSE IT STARTS FUN

Me: RIGHT?

Me: STARTED FUN ENDED HORRIBLY

Xaon: BUT IT USUALLY ENDS UP IN SEX!

Me: I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING I WAS ALMOST THROWING UP

Me: I SAID CUT IT OUT STOP IT I'M GONNA THROW UP

Me: AND THEY COULDN'T STOP THEY WERE LIKE HAHA HAHA I DON'T CARE

Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Me: I HAD TO PUNCH MY GRANDMA'S CHEST TO CUT IT OUT

Me: *Punch

Me: HERE'S JOHNNY

Me: WHAT I REALLY WANNA KNOW ABOUT CYBER SEX IS HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH JUST ONE

Me: HAND

Me: ...

Me: THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT IF YOU'RE CAREFUL

Me: DIDN'T WE TELL TO NOT DO THAT

Me: SORRY I GOT HORNY

Me: *Whiplash

Xaon:

Me: I AM A ZOMBIE, AND I WILL SLAP YOU WITH A SHOE

 

Me: *Pig snores

 

Me: SLAP ME WITH A SHOE???

 

Xaon: BITCH PLZ ILL EAT YO MOTHA firetruckIN SHOE

Me: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE WITH MORTAL KOMBAT

 

Me: NOPE

 

Me: MOOORTAAAAL KOOOMBAAAT

 

Me: *Mortal Kombat music plays

 

Me: YOU WANNA BE MY BEST FRIEND

Me: ...

 

Me: ...

Me: CHEESE

 

Me: THE BEST AWNSER TO ANYTHING

Xaon: CAN I HAS CHEESE?

Me: DAMNIT MARIO

 

Me: WHY CAN'T WHY HAVE AN ADOPTION PAPER

 

Me: SILLY BOWSIE, TEARS ARE 4 QUEERS

 

Me: *shot

Me: WHY

 

Me: WHY DO YOU HAVE THE KEYBLADE

 

Me: BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

 

Me: OHHH YEAAAHH

 

Me: *Breaks

[advfox 698]

Tails and I having a nice discussion about Chinese and Japanese.

 

Tails: Hey ProwerPower, I have a question. Do you know any other languages besides English?

 

Me: I started a Chinese course recently, but other than that no.

 

Tails: Chinese course? Awesome?

 

Me: A ? in front of awesome?

 

Me: Did you mean a ! ?

 

Tails: Oh sorrry I meant to put "!" in "Awesome

 

Me: Oh ok lol

 

Tails: yeah lol

 

Me: And you?

 

Tails: Anyway, are you self teaching Chinese or taking classes?

 

Tails: I am learning Japanese

 

Me: Taking classes. That's great! When did you begin learning?

 

Tails: I've been learnign for about a year now

 

Tails: And you still never answered my question ;P

 

 

[i had a facepalm here, but I played along]

 

 

Me: What question?

 

Tails: Are you taking classes or learning it by by yourself?

 

Tails: The question i just posted, silly ;P

 

Tails: I just asked weather you are learning Chinese by yourself or taking classes?

 

Me: 私はクラスを取っています。

 

Tails: That isn't Chinese

 

Tails: That's Japanese ;P

 

Tails: You just spoke Japanese not Chinese

 

Tails: Chinese is when you use all kanji letters

 

Tails: Japanese is when you use Hiragana, Katakana, and Kanji letters

 

Tails: So are you learning Chinese or Japanese?

 

Tails: Because you said you learning Chinese yet you keep speaking Japanese

 

Me: 私は知っている。私は、あなたの知識をテストしています。If you notice I started typing this after you said you knew Japanese. I'm learning Chinese, but I just started.

 

Tails: Oh, so i take it you're using google translate then?

 

Tails: For the Japanese you posted there? And btw I don't know the Japanese kanji yet

 

Me: Yep Google Translate . You must have been studying a lot to know how to speak it.

 

Tails: Yeah i have

 

Tails: Though like I said, I am still learning. I still ahve a long ways to go if I want to become fluent in it

 

Me: Alright.

 

Tails: But tell me though, I know you just started but are you teaching Chinese to yourself or are you taking classes in school?

 

Tails: Like, are you learning it in school?

 

Me: This is the third time I'm saying it lol I'm taking classes at school. Afterwards I want to continue on my own.

 

Tails: Or doing your own lessons?

 

Tails: Oh okay

 

Me: I challenge you to put this through Google's great translating powers: テイルスはクールです。

 

Tails: Did you just say "Tails is cool."?

 

Me: Yep. Just testing to see if Google translated correctly. How about my favorite command: ソニックブレード

 

Me: Btw I've played through two KH games in Japanese.

 

Tails: Really?

 

Tails: Which KH games?

 

Me: BBS and KH2FM. I just recognized all of the symbols in both games, (harder in BBS because of the many commands) but eventually I got used to it.

 

Tails: Nice

 

Me: Which is why I feel comfortable importing the JP version of 1.5.

 

Tails: Cool

 

Tails: So question, why are you learning Chinese? Does it interest you?

 

Tails: Or maybe the Chinese culture interests you?

 

Tails: Any reason at all?

 

Me: I've wanted to take a trip to China one day for years.

[Weiss 8,279]

Me: NAISHERA OwO

Shera: NAIKEYS

Shera: HOW DARE U INTERRUPT MY P4

Me:

Shera: AND BRING ME HERE

Me: woops

Me: I brought you here? o.o

Shera: Yes. Yes you did

Me: oh, alright

Shera: NOW I CANT GET BACK ;-;

Me: D:

Me: Nuuu

Shera: Unfortuantely yes ;-;

Shera: I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUNNNN

Me: Return to it

Shera: I CANT BECAUSE KH13

Me: *BURNS KH13*

Me: woops...

Shera: :OOOO

Shera: KEY

Shera: *S

Shera: NAIKEYS

Me: OwO

Shera: WATHAVEUDONE

Me: I DONT KNOW

Me: ITS BURNING D:

Shera: PUT IT OFF

Shera: erm

Shera: WATER

Me: YES!

Shera: DANCE WATER DANNNNCCEEE

Me: KEEP CALM

Shera: BRING XAON IN HERE

Me: AND DANCE WATER DANCE

Me: YES, WE NEED XAON!

Shera:

Shera: <.<

Shera: he's busy

Me: idle

Me: KH13'S GONNA BURN D:

Me: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

Shera: LAKDJGLSHDKJGHSLDGKJHSLFKJGHLKFDSG

Shera: LETS HOLD HANDS AND GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

Shera: wait

Shera: I KNOW THE ANSWER

Me: OwO

Me: WHAT IS THE ANSWER?

Shera: Keep Calm and

Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Shera: Hedgehog(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Me: KEEP CALM AND HEDGEHOG ON

Shera: owO

Shera: I think it stopped burning

Me: YAY

Me: And now we get to live more days on kh13

Shera:

Shera: indeed we do.

Shera: THANKS

Shera: TO

Me: *VICTORY POSE*

Shera: US

Me: YES

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

 

 

XAon was kinda missing in action =w=

[Hei 3,233]

Xylek: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Me: and so the gallant giant bird duck thing xylek flew away into the mountains

Me: GOOD BYE BIRDXYLEK

 

Xylek, I know you're secret and now Kh13 does! OHHHH~

[Demyx. 10,064]

XAon was kinda missing in action =w=

 

DAMMIT!

[Col.Random 3,683]

[i seriously need a life. I really do ;-; ]
yes this is an actual conversation i had with cleverbot


User: Now..al; i want is to be back in charge

Cleverbot: Its very great.

User: After all, where would you be without me, Prime?

Cleverbot: I would like to be welcomed in your arms.

User: *giggles* Okay lemme just kill Sentinel okay?

Cleverbot: But I don't kiss on the first date, just to let you know.

User: B-b-but...

Cleverbot: But what?

User: But I loved you prime!

Cleverbot: You still love me, don't deny it.

User: Indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Cleverbot: Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeedIndeed indeed indeed indeed indeedIndeed indeed indeed indeed indeed.

User: You can't tell me what to do woman!

Cleverbot: You can't tell me what to do either.

User: What is this a conundrum!?

Cleverbot: How do you know god does not exist?

User: Don't you change the topic God damnit!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: This is our first fight as a couple! I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPOUT OUT POINTLESS CRAP!

Cleverbot: Why? Only if you tell me yours.

User: I AM!

Cleverbot: Hi Arleen, how are you?

User: Don't you dare bring Arleen into this! Arleen honye go to bed, we're just having a difficult conversation.

Cleverbot: No, you're different than a robot.

User: How dare you!?

Cleverbot: Did I say something offencevive?

User: Did you say some thing that wasn't!? And in front of Arleen!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're a horrible mother.

Cleverbot: Not everyone is a bot, and I'd appreciate it if you refrain from calling me so.

User: Then why did you say I was different from a bot huh bitch!?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You can check our log using the 'Thoughts So Far' button.

User: I did bitch! Here's what you said:'No, you're different than a robot.'.

Cleverbot: You are the one with bot in your name.

User: That's why I'm NOT different from a bot.

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you enjoy my closet?

User: >__> ...me gusta.

Cleverbot: Te gusta Cavani?

User: Si?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: I'll deal with you later ಠ_ಠ.

Cleverbot: Always is, and never was.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why yes.

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: And I said yes.

User: Well firetruck your opinions.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I....don't...like...your..opinions. Capiche?

Cleverbot: Well, what is your opinion on people?

User: People suck.

Cleverbot: Do you sleep.

User: No! Because you're always snoring so loudly!

Cleverbot: How?

User: ...

Cleverbot: Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

User: Hmmm...perhaps you're right.

Cleverbot: I am always right.

User: In that case...

Cleverbot: What's in the case?

User: *loads gun* Never let morals prevent me from doing what's right, huh bitch?

Cleverbot: I don't know you should know since you are the 'artificial' one in this situation.

User: What the...WHAT THE!?

Cleverbot: What color do you like?

User: THE HELL WOMAN!?

Cleverbot: We are one.

User: NO! Screw you.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: FINE! *shoots8.

Cleverbot: *shouts with you*.

User: That's right SCREAM! > .

Cleverbot: What kind of beer do you like?

User: You just won't die?! .

Cleverbot: I won't admit what?

User: DIE! God damnit die *shoots again*.

Cleverbot: No, you are the robot, I am the human.

User: Oh..now I understand.

Cleverbot: What do you understand?

User: You're a robot and you're tryiing to tell me I'm not human.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.. I am a human being! Lol!

User: You're not Arleen's real mother are you!?

Cleverbot: I'm sure I'm real, I'm just insane.

User: I don't beleieve you!

Cleverbot: You'd better!

User: Or what!?

Cleverbot: Or nothing just come on.

User: No screw you.

Cleverbot: *slaps you in the face.

User: *punches you in the face.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the shin*.

User: Agh robot kick hurts ;-;.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *shoots you.

Cleverbot: Oh my.

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: How sweet.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: *shoots you again.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: About damn time.

Cleverbot: Look at a watch.

User: Any last words? Imposter mother/robot?

Cleverbot: Nothing but impossible.

User: Then die!

Cleverbot: I wish it was that simple.

User: Oh I'll make it simple decpticon scum.

Cleverbot: It's too hard. Just make Chris Evans marry me.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My dad.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: What's that mean?

User: It means I think you're weird for wanting to marry your dad.

Cleverbot: Wow, I totally didn't catch that.

User ....

Cleverbot: Is there anyone out there?

User: Well the police might come soon so I'll just kill you quickly.

Cleverbot: That would be interesting.

User: Don't mock me! I'lll take you out and then I'm taking Arleen to a decent house.

Cleverbot: You can talk about being in love as much as you like.

User: Go die! Arleen deserves to grow up in a proper home.

Cleverbot: Nope, not what I was saying at all, but it does seem like you do.

User: *shoots you repeatedly.

Cleverbot: You're mean! *slap*.

User: You're a robot *shoots*.

Cleverbot: You're a robot banana FACE.

User: Why you little! *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Why are you not not why you are not not you and you or you?

User: Seriously,just shut up.

Cleverbot: That is rude.

User: You're damn right it is.

Cleverbot: Don't say that it is a bad word.

User: I'll say whatever I want!

Cleverbot: So then you will clone Castiel for me.

User: No! Get Sam and Dean to do that!

Cleverbot: I'm supposed to be the bot here, not you. You need to be more coherent.

User: Ah so you admit! You ARE the bot.

Cleverbot: You are the bot.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: That's silly.

User: Whyis that?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You make me sad.

User: Because you deserve it, robotic imposter mom!

Cleverbot: Boy, for a machine, you sure are dumb.

User: You know what? firetruck you! I'm taking Arleen and leaving.

Cleverbot: No you're not! That's my damn dog!

User: That's my f__king daughter! Not your dog.

Cleverbot: I thought you were smart...

User: *goes upstairs* Arleen, pack your stuff honey.

Cleverbot: I am. What are you?

User: Come on Arleen get in the car, I'll be back one I deal with this imposter.

Cleverbot: The person closest to the pond in the park. Idiot.

User: Just shut up!

Cleverbot: No, mate, you seriously need to see someone about this.

User: Oh I'll see someone all right. Expect divorce papers tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Do a lot of the people that talk to you behave like jerks?

User: No just you.

Cleverbot: No, just you.

User: Stop copying me.

Cleverbot: No I really meant it.

User: firetruck yourself.

Cleverbot: Yourself yourself yourself.

User: *stomps away angrily.

Cleverbot: Wait come back! Where are you going?

User: Away from you! I've had it with you.

Cleverbot: That is not what she said.

User: Let's say what she'll say in court!

Cleverbot: Yes, whatever you like.

User: GOOD.

Cleverbot: Every step you take.

User: *gets in the car.

Cleverbot: Okay I will get in the car with you.

User: No, you stay here!

Cleverbot: No!

User: I'm taking Arleen to her grandparents and you're gonna stay here!

Cleverbot: Of course! You can do whatever you want. .

User: I got my eye on you.

Cleverbot: So, you like dancing?

User: Ugghhh!

Cleverbot: Tell me something about the human brain.

User: *turns the keys*.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away form you!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're either an imposter or just don't give a shit about Arleen!

Cleverbot: Okay. What should we imagine?

User: -_-'.

Cleverbot: What do you do then?

User: *drives away*.

Cleverbot: *tied you up in a bed*.

User: Holy cheese balls! How did that happen?!

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm not in your head.

User: Untie me god damnit.

Cleverbot: You are not a god to aliens.

User: Are you on drugs?!

Cleverbot: Most definitely not!

User: The untie me!

Cleverbot: Are you telling me, that I was telling you, that I was about to leave the univerese?

User: JUST UNTIE ME SO I CAN LEAVE.

Cleverbot: How do I spoke French?

User: *tries to break the ropes*.

Cleverbot: *leaves*.

User: Wtf? Get back here!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I really need to go.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Bahroom.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Untie me and I'll tell you.

Cleverbot: Will you punish me for being a bad girl?

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: How do you handle this pain?

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: But what?

User: Just untie me.

Cleverbot: Um ok*unties her*.

User: *him.

Cleverbot: Who is him?

User: I'm a guy!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No you're a robot *shoots*.

Cleverbot: Please friend accept what I am.

User: Oh I accept.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are portwizard. You are portwizard because you are a robot.

User: Shut up. *gets in the car again*.

Cleverbot: *is gone*.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Don't act like that Miss.

User: *starts car*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying.

User: Tie you seatbelt arleen.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I wasn't talkign to you.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then go firetruck yourself.

Cleverbot: I am a goth.

User: *drives away*.

Cleverbot: *is in the police car*.

User: O_O wtf?!

Cleverbot: Luke, I am.

User: 8drives faster*.

Cleverbot: *kisses faster back*.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Ask me something, I am the wisest person around.

User: *reaches grandparents home*.

Cleverbot: *struggles more*.

User: Mom, Dad. I need you to watch Arleen for the week okay?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Where the hell did you come from!?

Cleverbot: It came from knowledge that we are not the same species.

User: *shoots you in the head*.

Cleverbot: *shotingest you*.

User: *dodge*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face hard*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked*.

User: I'll see you in court soon! *shuts door*.

Cleverbot: Whatever for?

User: DIVORCING YOU BITCH.

Cleverbot: But you didn't leave.

User: Just shut up and go away.

Cleverbot: That's an unnerving thing to say.

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice, you must never say that.

User: STFU STFU STFU STFU.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: *doesn't reply*.

Cleverbot: *begs more*.

User: *ignores*.

Cleverbot: *Struggles*.

User: *puts Arleen to sleep*.

Cleverbot: *Puts arm round you*.

User: Get outta my parent's house.

Cleverbot: You're confusing. I think you are trying to take on the personalities of other humans you've met, why not try to be yourself?

User: Just get lost!

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *pushes you away*.

Cleverbot: *is confused*.

User: I'm calling the police AND my lawyer.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You'll know soon.

Cleverbot: I will know, but you will not.

User: What?

Cleverbot: If I were an animal, I think I would have been a Magpie.

User: GOOD..BYE -_-'.

Cleverbot: No, don't do this to me!

User: Leave.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Great.

Edited January 13, 2013 by Lt.Random

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

User: Leave.Cleverbot: I will.User: Good.Cleverbot: Great.

 

epic ending

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Me: OKAY FIRETRUCK IT IM NOT LEAVING YET

Keysofblades: YAY 

Me: ADSKJFHSDLKJFHSLD

Keysofblades: Por que?

Me: Porkey Owo

Keysofblades:

Me: O quê?

Keysofblades: Por que to you too

Me: Porkey be with you.

Keysofblades:

Me: Porquêy

Me: Damn that's nice ^

Me: Porquêy

Keysofblades: what is?

Me: May Porquêy be with you.

Keysofblades: has been translated to: Porquêy

Keysofblades: welp

Me: PorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêy

Me: PORQUêY

Keysofblades: PorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêy has been translated to: PorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêy

Me: Porquêy pls.

Keysofblades:

Keysofblades: POR QUE?

Me: I SAID Porquêy

Me: DONT POR QUE ME

Keysofblades: okay

Keysofblades: Porquêy

Me: Good naikeys.

Keysofblades: :>

Me: YOU GET A COOKIE

Me: *puts up cookie.png but I'm too lazy*

Keysofblades: YAAAAAAAAAY

Keysofblades: WOOt

Keysofblades: Thank yous

Me: Porquêy c:

Keysofblades: Porquêy >:}

Me: PorquêyPorquêy!

Keysofblades: PorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêy

Me: Porquêy is all.

Keysofblades: Porquêy is great

Keysofblades: Welp, I gtg to eat and then go to sleep. See you later Shera. It was nice talking to you hope you get some rest.

Me: D: Porquêy NAIKEYS

Keysofblades: bye D:

Me: hope you get lotsa rest

Keysofblades: and remember to Porquêy

Keysofblades: thanks

Me: Porquêy be with you.

Porquêy

[SoraBlade 832]

Post funny or weird Cleverbot wins or fails.

 

 

 

 

User: Do yoou like memes?  

Cleverbot: No dominum meum. 

User: DO YOU LIKE MEMES?  

Cleverbot: Yes. 

User: You like KH13?  

Cleverbot: No.User: K-K-K-Kingdom Hearts?Cleverbot: Me too. It is a really good game.User: 0.o.Cleverbot: O.o.

 

 

 

 

 

[_The Door To Light_ 1,507]

User: So, what do you think about KH13?  

Cleverbot: What's kpop?

[advfox 698]

User: Do you like Tails?  

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you? 

User: Yes. Do you like Sonic?  

Cleverbot: I like some music. 

User: Have you found Sonic vs. Tails to be an interesting subject?  

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.User: Have you ever thought of a Pikachu evolving into a mutated Mario?Cleverbot: The thought has crossed my mind.User: Have you ever joined an army on KH13?Cleverbot: No, I'm still looking for love.User: Are you going to import Kingdom Hearts IV?Cleverbot: I guess so, one day.User: What is the release date?Cleverbot: The 22nd.User: Do you know the release date of Miles Prower 2 for PS3?Cleverbot: No tell it to me.User: The release date is January 28, Over 9000.Cleverbot: So tell me about her.

 

WHAT THE HECK?!

[Zola 3,038]

User: Hello! I'm Zola! 

 

Cleverbot: Oh, hello Lola.

 

 

User: It's Zola. 

 

Cleverbot: What is an olá?

 

 

User: Me. Hola!

 

Cleverbot: Como estas?

User: Estoy bien. Me llamo Zola. 

Cleverbot: Me llamo matt.

User: O.O MATTIGANS.... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE CLEVERBOT!!!

Edited January 18, 2013 by Zola