EpiXauce 19 Posted September 7, 2010 Me: So.(12:09pm) Me: -Lazors your ass-(12:10pm) Blazer: -reflects with titanium alloy-(12:21pm) Blazer: betch >(12:21pm) Me: LAZOR CAT LAZORZ CANNOT BE REFLECTED(12:22pm) Me: D8<(12:22pm) Blazer: fine(12:24pm) Blazer: -holds cat hostage-(12:24pm) Blazer: -uses it as body to take the lazer-(12:24pm) Blazer: l#(12:24pm) Me: D8(12:24pm) Me: -Cat turns into lazor cat-(12:24pm) Me: You see, my boy...(12:25pm) Me: When cats get hit by lazorz, the lazors take over their bodies...(12:25pm) Blazer: o~o(12:25pm) Blazer: LET ME JOIN YOU(12:25pm) Blazer: D:(12:25pm) Me: NO.(12:25pm) Blazer: WHY NOT(12:25pm) Blazer: Q ~ Q'(12:25pm) Me: Because the lazor cats don't want you.(12:26pm) Me: I am their leader.(12:26pm) Me: >:](12:26pm) Blazer: no(12:26pm) Blazer: the lazor is YOUR leader(12:26pm) Blazer: yeah..think 'bout that..(12:26pm) Me: D8...(12:27pm) Me: LAZOR HIM(12:27pm) Me: -Lazor cats lazor you-(12:27pm) Blazer: NEVAH!(12:27pm) Blazer: -draws Lazersabor-(12:27pm) Blazer: -block-(12:27pm) Blazer: (12:27pm) Me: NO!(12:27pm) Me: Then i have no choice...(12:27pm) Blazer: -fires lazor at cat-(12:28pm) Blazer: -cat blows up-(12:28pm) Me: but to...(12:28pm) Blazer: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA 8D(12:28pm) Me: Summon...(12:28pm) Blazer: what..?(12:28pm) Me: THE ULTIMATE LAZOR CAT!(12:28pm) Blazer: who..?(12:28pm) Me: -Lazor cat bigger than mount Fuji walks into arena-(12:28pm) Blazer: -draws Lazorsabor-(12:28pm) Blazer: ROAR!(12:28pm) Blazer: -cuts his pinky off-(12:29pm) Blazer: :3e(12:29pm) Blazer: *(12:29pm) Me: -Grows new one with lazorz-(12:29pm) Blazer: o~o(12:29pm) Blazer: I SURRENDER(12:29pm) Blazer: I WILL JOIN YOU..(12:29pm) Me: NEVAR.(12:30pm) Blazer: WHY NOT?(12:30pm) Me: -It lazors your head off-(12:30pm) Blazer: I TRY SURRENDERING,AND YOU DONT LET ME(12:30pm) Me: THATS WHY(12:30pm) Blazer: I FIGHT BACK,AND(12:30pm) Blazer: -grows new one-(12:30pm) Blazer: IT HURT MY FEELINGS..(12:30pm) Blazer: Q ~ Q'(12:30pm) Me: NO(12:30pm) Me: D8(12:30pm) Blazer: I'm sorry,Hellfire..(12:30pm) Blazer: but if i must..(12:31pm) Blazer: -gets out phone and dials a number-(12:31pm) Blazer: hey,Justin,ger over here.(12:31pm) Blazer: i will..(12:31pm) Blazer: JUSTIN,GET OVER HERE(12:31pm) Me: NO...(12:31pm) Blazer: AND SING YOUR SONG "BABY".(12:31pm) Me: NO.... NOT HIM...(12:31pm) Me: D8(12:31pm) Blazer: YES...(12:31pm) Me: NO~!!!!!(12:32pm) Blazer: YES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!(12:32pm) Blazer: 8D(12:32pm) Blazer: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA(12:32pm) Blazer: YES!!!YES!!! SU(12:32pm) Blazer: SURRENDER YOUR LAZOR CATS TO ME(12:32pm) Blazer: OR I WILL MAKE HIM SING!!!(12:33pm) Blazer: >8D(12:33pm) Me: NO GET HIM AWAYYY(12:33pm) Blazer: SURRENDER!!!!(12:33pm) Me: PLEASE(12:33pm) Me: I BEG YOU(12:33pm) Me: GIVE ME MERCY(12:33pm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted September 8, 2010 @Koolkingdom1 You know it's true ;D Mariam says: Mrs Whitless is evil >=[ Amber Alexis says: Nickname stealer Mariam says: Nuh uhh Amber Alexis says: Yuh huh Mariam says: Fine, but I said it was good ~ ~ ~ Amber Alexis says: That'd be nice... a big... fluffy... orange... cat... Mariam says: wtf? Amber Alexis says: Idk ~ ~ ~ Bailey says: What about a big blue one with little Beyonce decorations on the side and wings? Amber Alexis says: -_-' Nu. How childish is that? Amber Alexis says: No, it has to be big. And red. With polka dots. And stripes. And socks. Lots of socks... yus... Bailey says: Waaaaaat? Socks? Amber Alexis says: I'm IMing someone else on KH13 It made me think of soxs... I mean socks ^ I was IMing RoxSox at the same time we wrote this ~ ~ ~ truex-blade: yeah but i still want to wear it For some reason, this amused me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VENROXAS 152 Posted September 9, 2010 Me: noo cookies for dem dem(5:54pm) Me: cuz i took them alll(5:55pm) Me: hahha *evil augh(5:55pm) DemyxLovesCookies: NUUUUUUUUUUUU(5:55pm) DemyxLovesCookies: *cries in the Emo Corner*(5:55pm) Me: well i'll giove them back only if you stop taking other people cookies(5:56pm) DemyxLovesCookies: >:< nuuu(5:57pm) DemyxLovesCookies: I'll nevar stop stealing the cookies(5:57pm) Me: O_O(5:58pm) Me: then thanx for al these cookies(5:58pm) DemyxLovesCookies: Nuu(5:58pm) DemyxLovesCookies: I stole the ones you stole from me(5:58pm) DemyxLovesCookies: so now I have all the cookies(5:58pm) Me: (5:58pm) Me: nuuuuuu(5:59pm) Me: i need an anti dem dem safe(5:59pm) DemyxLovesCookies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJROW6cuEM (5:59pm) DemyxLovesCookies: GOOD DAY SIR. > : |(5:59pm) DemyxLovesCookies: and I stole the Anti-DemDem safe too(5:59pm) DemyxLovesCookies: >(6:00pm) Me: O_ O(6:00pm) Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(6:00pm) Me: WHY(6:00pm) Me: WHY DEM DEM WHY DID YOU DO IT(6:05pm) DemyxLovesCookies: I DID IT(6:08pm) DemyxLovesCookies: FOR THE COOKIES(6:08pm) DemyxLovesCookies: *explodes*(6:09pm) Me: (6:09pm) EPICNESS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted September 9, 2010 Person on Facebook: Dude, you've gotten in a lot of trouble lately on KH13. Whats your warning level? Sora King: You want to know my warning level? ITS OVER 9000! Person on Facebook: Damn memes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted September 9, 2010 Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail Sarah P******: Lexi Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P****** Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping. Amber Alexis: Oh Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office. Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith. Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick. Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook? Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer... Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on? Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang? Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang? Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you. Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang. Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS" Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep. Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal. Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game! Sarah P******: You don't like video games. Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games. Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all. Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something. Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs. Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games? ~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back ~ Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you. Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one! Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS". Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game! Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series. Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS! A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JesusFreak 41 Posted September 9, 2010 ^^^ Hahahhaha I laughed so hard at that. You should have gave her a link to the BBS website or something. One of my FB chats with my best friend...We're pretty random.. Just warning you guys. lol Angela hi lol nvm igtg :P byee lol 11:07pmMe Lol ok bye. 11:07pmAngela lol 11:08pmMe tty tomorroe hopefully. *tomorrow 11:15pmAngela i just put random words in my sentences that make it make no sense. lol 11:16pmMe Lol. Really? My parents only do that when their watching tv and close their room or sometine. Lol Yeah 11:16pmAngela haha you can close rooms now? :O lol 11:17pmMe Meant close their door in their room. lol 11:17pmAngela lol ik im a dork :P lol 11:17pmMe Lol Yes, yes you are...but so am I! :D :P 11:17pmAngela haha cuhz were awehshumm like that!! lol 11:17pmMe Hahaha yesh!!! We're too cool to be normal! 11:18pmAngela yuphhhhh 11:18pmMe So we're weird, crazy and insane! lol 11:19pmAngela lol my moms trying to convince me to dye it a dark brown like almost black and then get the purple in streaks first just to make sure i would like it cuz she doesnt like the idea of me having to bleaching my hair then dying all of it and then might not liking it lol :P *bleach lol 11:20pmMe Hahaha. It would be cool like that...but all purple is better. 11:20pmAngela ik 11:22pmAngela lol so if she still wants me to just do it in streaks, ill act all sad and stuf then she'll feel bad and let me dye it all purple! without having to get just streaks first! muahahahahaha - evil laughs- Lol 11:23pmMe ..Your evilness laugh me.... o.Oo.O Lol But great plan! 11:23pmAngela ...my evilness laugh you? o.Oo.O lol kay ... >.> 11:24pmMe Meant Evil laugh...o.Oo.O Lol 11:24pmAngela ..my evil laugh you still makes no sense lol 11:24pmMe Opps! Meant Your evil laugh scares me... lol 11:24pmAngela unless ur yelling at me or something and are like " THATS MY EVIL LAUGH , YOU!!!" lol hahaha ok 11:24pmMe Hhahaha 11:25pmAngela lol 11:25pmMe Well it is my evil laugh...but I'll let you off the hook...this time. :P 11:25pmAngela i didnt know i was on a hook :O is it invisible?! lol 11:26pmMe Yes it is!!! An invisible hook! Silent but Deadly...wait isn't that what they say when some farts. O.O lol 11:27pmAngela hahahaha 11:27pmMe ...What my brains thinks up when I'm tired...I'll never know. lol 11:27pmAngela Lol 11:28pmAngela last night i had a dream and it was weird. we were at the store then my CAT just started taking all the ice creamo and took it outside then my dream ended o.Oo.O *cream lol i almost typed screamo lol 11:29pmMe O.oO.o Hahaha that's a pretty random dream. 11:29pmAngela ikr! lol i hate those dreams where u fall off something then it feels like your really falling lol 11:30pmMe I once had a dream that I married Logan Lerman and we had three kids...before I went to bed we were watching Percy Jackson & the lightning thief... o.Oo.O 11:30pmAngela haha 11:30pmMe Luckliy I've never had dreams like those...I'm afraid of heights so thank God! 11:30pmAngela haha 11:30pmMe lol 11:31pmAngela kayy nowwwweehhh eyeee hazzz tooo goehzz! D: lol i didnt type that normally cuhz normal is boring. lol 11:32pmMe DD: Lol. Haha lots of zzzzzz lol Well I better hit the hay. Talk to you tomorrow. D: 11:33pmAngela Lol yea go hit some hay ! lol k byeeeeee 11:33pmMe Lol. I love my some hay hitting! Lol Night 11:33pmAngela lol baiii Lol...this was actually one of our "normal" conversations...We have a lot more crazier ones. ...There are a lot of lol's, hahaha's and xD's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuzuki 30 Posted September 10, 2010 Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail Sarah P******: Lexi Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P****** Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping. Amber Alexis: Oh Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office. Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith. Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick. Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook? Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer... Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on? Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang? Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang? Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you. Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang. Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS" Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep. Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal. Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game! Sarah P******: You don't like video games. Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games. Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all. Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something. Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs. Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games? ~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back ~ Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you. Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one! Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS". Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game! Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series. Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS! A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!! You should have let her borrow the game for a week. MAN! That makes me irritated. LOLOL Seriously? Wow. That person can sure be annoying huh? Ugh. Send her this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jh4OnorhmP0/TAHrRfG44_I/AAAAAAAAAkY/3eL-kD8IpEE/s1600/Logo-kingdom-hearts-birth-by-sleep-2502151-654-471.jpg Or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_by_Sleep You should REALLY send her that wiki. Seriously. Do that. You really SHOULD. That would be funny. But also reasonable. I mean, you can't have people thinking you're part of some lame gang. Just send her a wiki. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted September 11, 2010 Wierdest Facebook conversation EVER below I missed school today 'cause I'm sick, and one of my teachers was on the same time I was yes, I edited parts, 'cause I'm not gonna let y'all grow up to be stalkers Actually, I didn't copy and paste, so this is copy and pasted from where I wrote it in an e-mail Sarah P******: Lexi Amber Alexis: Hi Mrs. P****** Sarah P******: You know that there's school today, honey. You can get in a lot of trouble for skipping. Amber Alexis: Oh Um, I'm not skipping. I got sick this morning. My mom called in to the office. Sarah P******: You can't have your parents lying for you all the time, Lexi. It's against your Christian faith. Amber Alexis: I'm not lying. I seriously am sick. Sarah P******: Why are you on Facebook? Amber Alexis: My mom's picking up the twins from school, and I'm stuck on BBS and can barely work a PSP, so I decided to try the computer... Sarah P******: Your mom doesn't know your on? Amber Alexis: She never said I couldn't be on Sarah P******: Lying isn't good for you, Lexi. It becomes a very bad habit. And what about this gang? Amber Alexis: I promise, I'm NOT lying to you, Mrs. P******. What gang? Sarah P******: Getting into gangs like that won't ever help you in life. It's just a temporary fix that will end up costing you. Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang or anything. If Tyler or Kyle told you something, then you know they're just joking. I'm not part of any gang. Sarah P******: You just said so yourself. "BBS" Amber Alexis: That's the nickname of a video game. It's called Birth by Sleep. Sarah P******: Mmmhmm. I really don't want to have to get you or your supposed "friends" in this gang in trouble, but, Lexi, it's illegal. Amber Alexis: I PROMISE, it's NOT a gang. It's a video game! Sarah P******: You don't like video games. Amber Alexis: This is the only series I like. The Kingdom Hearts games. Sarah P******: Lying really isn't good for you. You can just leave them--just report them and you'll be in no trouble at all. Amber Alexis: I'm not in a gang, Mrs. P******! It's the name of a video game! You can Google it or something. Sarah P******: I can check the state website for gangs. Amber Alexis: What would the state know about video games? ~ Like, ten minutes later she comes back ~ Sarah P******: You can just leave it. We'll all pray for you. Amber Alexis: Wait, what? I'm not part of a gang! I don't want to BE part of one! Sarah P******: According to the state's site, there is a gang in the ******* County area with the nickname "BBS". Amber Alexis: But look it up on Google! It's also a video game! Sarah P******: I've never heard of this Kingdom of Hearts series. Amber Alexis: There's no 'of', it's just Kingdom Hearts. I PROMISE I'm not part of a gang! I didn't even know there was one with the nickname BBS! A half hour later she STILL didn't believe me ... What... the... EFF. o.o HOW OLD IS YOUR TEACHER? Sweet jesus.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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rho 9 Posted September 11, 2010 of course its a gang, aqua is obviously the most ghetto video game character ever Trying to get my friend to ask out a girl: Me: its not that hard, just do like you did last year when you asked (name) out Him: no shes too hot for me to handle Me: be a man, (his name) Him: i am a man Me: then ask her out, i doubt shes a bitch. she seems to be a nice person Him: shes my bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted September 11, 2010 butterflylexi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted September 12, 2010 My epic Omegle chat- You: NO Stranger: heyy! Stranger: YES. You: NEVER Stranger: FINE You: YEAH Stranger: WE'RE THROUGH You: I NEVER LOVED YOU You: JESSICA WAS MY ONE AND ONLY Stranger: OH NO YOU DIDNT? Stranger: MIKE WAS MINE ALL THE WAY Stranger: I ONLY PRETENDED TO LOVE YOU TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS. You: MIKE WAS GAY Stranger: *GASP* Stranger: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM You: I KNOW THAT HE'S GAY Stranger: THEN JESSICA'S A B*TCH You: JESSICA SATISFIED MY NEEDS Stranger: YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF! Stranger: I HATE YOUUU D:< You: I CARED ABOUT YOU, UNTIL YOU STARTED SLEEPING WITH MIKE You: THINGS WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE Stranger: I DIDNT SLEEP WITH HIM, I TOLD YOU ALREADY. Stranger: HE SLEPT WITH MY SISTER, NOT ME !! You: THAT WASN'T MIKE WHO SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER...IT WAS ME. You: -dun dun dun- Stranger: OH MY GOD. Stranger: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!! You: SHE ACTUALLY LOVED ME Stranger: STOP IT, YOURE KILLING ME. Stranger: I WAS READY TO GIVE MY ALL FOR YOU. BUT NO, YOURE NOT THE ONE You: YOU WERE THE ONE FOR ME, BUT YOU RUINED IT. You: RUIIIIIINEEEEEED IT Stranger: NO, YOU DID Stranger: YOUU ARE THE 2!##$%@ WHO RUINED EVERYTHING You: YOU KNOW WHAT Connection imploded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rho 9 Posted September 12, 2010 I've been inspired. I went and did some trolling as Excalibur on Omegle Stranger: m/f You: MY LEGEND BEGINS IN THE TWELTH CENTURY. You: EXCALIBURRRRR You: EXCALIBURRRRRR You: FROM THE UNITED KING You: IM LOOKING FOR HEAVENNNN You: IM GOING TO CALIFORNIAAAAA You: EXCALIBURRRR You: EXCALIBURRRRRRR You: FOOL! You: DO YOU KNOW WHY I START MY MORNINGS WITH A CUP OF TEA? You: WHY YOU BEING A BITCH AND IGNORING EXCALIBUR You: IM THE HOLY SWORD You: WHAT BECAUSE IM NOT SOME HOE WILLING TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU YOU'RE GONNA IGNORE ME? You: WHO NEEDS YOU You: NOT ME You: I CAN CUT THROUGH AIR You: FOOL! You: FOOL! You: FOOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuzuki 30 Posted September 12, 2010 Blazer: WHERES THE WAFFLE~(10:17am) Me: I DON'T KNOW DAMNIT!(10:19am) Me: http://browse.devianta...ycpht(10:20am) Me: THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY?(10:20am) Blazer: THIS ISNT THE OJ LINK!~(10:20am) Me: OH SHUT UP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 12, 2010 An epic adventure to save breakfast Blazer: WHERES MAH WAFFLE(10:58am) Me: ???(11:06am) Blazer: WHERESM AH FRENCH TOAST(11:06am) Me: IN DAH JUNGLE GYM!(11:07am) Blazer: WHY IS IT THERE?!?!(11:07am) Me: I DUNNO I HAD UR WAFFLE N DAH FRENCH TOAST AND I GOT KNOCKED OUT AND DERE I WUZ ON DAH JUNGLE GYM!(11:08am) Blazer: WHO KNOCKED YOU OUT?SPEAK!(11:08am) Me: I DUNNO IT WAS SOME BLOND GUY TALKIN BOUT HOW DAH WAFFLES N DAH FRENCH TOAST WULD BRIANG MAH POWER LEVEL OEVER 9000 OR SOMETHING. I DUNNO HE WAS SCREAMING A LOT.(11:11am) Blazer: ....(11:11am) Blazer: FOOL!(11:11am) Blazer: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WAFFLE AND TOAST CAN DO?!!?!(11:11am) Me: 0_0(11:11am) Me: SATISFY MY TASTE BUDS?(11:12am) Blazer: BETTER!(11:12am) Me: HOLY SHIT!(11:12am) Blazer: THEY CAN BE RULED TO DESTROY THE BREAKFAST WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!(11:12am) Blazer: PANCAKES,BAGELS,MUFFINS,COFFEE(11:12am) Blazer: EVERYTHING WOULD BE DESTROYED IF HE USES THOSE 2 FOOOODS TOGETHER!!(11:13am) Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!(11:13am) Blazer: NOW WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!(11:13am) Me: I TOLD U DAY ARE IN TEH JUNGLE GYM!(11:13am) Blazer: WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE(11:14am) Me: BUT IT'S ARMED TO ASSPLODE IN 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(11:14am) Blazer: ~WOOOHHHH~(11:14am) Blazer: WHERE IS IT?YOU SAID IT WAS HERE!(11:14am) Me: WE MUST ACT FAST!(11:14am) Blazer: OMG(11:14am) Blazer: ~slow motion run~(11:14am) Blazer: I GOT IT(11:14am) Me: HURRAY!(11:14am) Blazer: ~slow motion run down the drain(11:14am) Me: HUZZAH!(11:14am) Blazer: WE DID IT!(11:15am) Me: NOW ENTER THE SUPER SECRET PASSCODE TO DISARM IT(11:15am) Blazer: :F(11:15am) Me: HURRAY!(11:15am) Blazer: oh shit(11:15am) Blazer: OK(11:15am) Me: i WILL TELL YOU DAH PASS WORD(11:15am) Blazer: Passcode: Buttsecks(11:15am) Blazer: ~Enter(11:15am) Me: NO DATS WRONG!(11:15am) Me: HERE IT IS(11:15am) Blazer: ~Password Incorrect~(11:15am) Me: SHAKMDYHCMASOSHQ8182-49108U12DKAMSJA01983=--1023490DMAQEOPJALDVOAQU1028I43058!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(11:15am) Me: AND YOU HAVE TO ENDER THAT EXACTLY CORRECT!(11:16am) Blazer: Thank god for copy and paste(11:16am) Blazer: SHAKMDYHCMASOSHQ8182-49108U12DKAMSJA01983=--1023490DMAQEOPJALDVOAQU1028I43058(11:16am) Blazer: ~Password Correct~(11:16am) Me: YAY!(11:16am) Me: BUT THERES SOMETHING ELSE(11:16am) Blazer: WHAT?(11:16am) Me: BY DISARMING THIS BOMB YOU ARMED ANOTHER BOMB 50 MILES AWAY!(11:17am) Blazer: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!(11:17am) Me: GET TEH BAT MOBILE AND HURRAY!(11:18am) Blazer: Q ~ Q(11:17am) Me: YAH I'M SUPER CEREAL!(11:18am) Blazer: ~Gets into UFOreo(11:18am) Blazer: ~rides in~(11:18am) Blazer: WE MADE IT(11:18am) Blazer: WHATS THE CODE?(11:18am) Me: ALRIGHT HERE IS TEH CODE(11:18am) Me: 1(11:19am) Me: 2(11:19am) Me: 3(11:19am) Me: 4(11:19am) Me: 567891011121314151617181920!(11:19am) Me: 20!(11:19am) Me: AND YOU HAVE TO ENTER 5-19 REALLY FAST!(11:19am) Blazer: ~Types in~(11:19am) Blazer: OK(11:20am) Blazer: BOMB'S BEEN DE-ACTIVATED(11:20am) Me: YAY(11:20am) Me: SO BLAZER YOU DEACTIVATED THE BOMB! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT!(11:21am) Blazer: I'M GOING TO EAT A WAFFLE!(11:22am) Me: ?(11:22am) Blazer: (11:22am) Me: (11:22am) Blazer: Not the holy waffle(11:22am) Blazer: a normal one ;D(11:22am) Me: :0(11:22am) Me: AWKAY(11:22am) Me: GUESS WAT DOH(11:22am) Blazer: if i ate the holy one,the world would be destroyed(11:22am) Blazer: WHAT(11:22am) Me: I GOTTA GO NOWZ(11:23am) Me: N IZ IT K IF I POST DIZ EPIC ADVENTUREZ?(11:23am) Blazer: KKTHXBAI(11:23am) Blazer: -shot-(11:23am) Blazer: SURE Y NOT(11:23am) Blazer: KKTHXBAI(11:23am) Me: LOLK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpiXauce 19 Posted September 12, 2010 Stranger: mushrooms You: Pizza Stranger: im looking for marshmallow? has someone said marshmallow to you before? You: LAZORS. You: -Lazors your arse- Stranger: great Stranger: lazor your own arse you pervert Your conversational partner has disconnected. 2 twilakc18 and shanychinn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted September 12, 2010 You: NO Stranger: ... Stranger: Yes? You: DON'T GET SASSY WITH ME Stranger: Maybe? You: I'LL CALL THE CYBER POLICE Stranger: Okay go ahead You: Oh boy. You dun goofed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpiXauce 19 Posted September 12, 2010 You: Im freaking Hades You: Fear me Stranger: hahaha You: What. Are. You. LAUGHING ABOUT?! -Flames on head turn red- Stranger: hahahahahahaha that You: -Sends you to the underworld- Have a nice trip You have disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted September 13, 2010 You: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE WORD? Stranger: #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUST#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #jus#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #just#ju#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber stinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber inbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber tinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber INBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINB#justi#j##justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber ustinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbie#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber ber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber nbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber IEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER ##justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBE#justi#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinb#justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber ieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber nbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber #JUSTINBIEBER #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber R #JUSTINBIEBER #justinbieber You: o.e Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: ....._____________________,,__ ..../ `--?????????----------------------_] .../_==o ____________________ .....),---.(_(__) / ....// () ),------ ...//___// ../`----' / ... ./____ / ... . You: PUT YOUR HANDS UP You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST Stranger: *Puts hands up* You: WHERE YOU FROM, SON. You: I HEARD YOU STOLE FROM OLD MAN JOHNSONS LIQUOR STORE You: IS THIS TRUE? You: AHH. YOU'RE A SILENT ONE, EH You: CALL IN THE TANKS! You: ??????????? ]????????????? ???????????????? I???????????????????]. ???????????????... You: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SCUMBAG You: .....____________________ , ,__ ....../ `---___________----_____] - - - - - - - - ? ????D ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______. .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// You have disconnected. Stranger: hello You: Hey. Stranger: how are ya? You: I'm good, just looking for my next patient...because I'm a... You: DOCTOR You: ?????? You: READY FOR YOUR SHOT >8D Stranger: what kind of doctor? You: -facepalm- You have disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted September 13, 2010 @SK3 That's fakkin epic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasStalker 11 Posted September 13, 2010 Time for a FaceBook chat... Jessica hey clorice Me Hello? Me Uh you whore! Jessica thank u for calling me a whore Me Any time Jessica bitch Me I know I am Jessica bitch Me Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part a nature and nature is beutiful so yeah that's for the compliment! Jessica your really weird Me Yeah I know Jessica Me Jessica Me .......................Copy cat Jessica no bored and annoying u is fun Me Pfft fun how? Don't make me come over there Jessica im in ontario have fun getting here and its just fun Me Uh you whore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted September 13, 2010 ^ You talk like that with your friends? o.O Mine would be totally offended Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasStalker 11 Posted September 13, 2010 ^ Really??? Wow you should see us in real life lol we always have cat fights it's awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted September 13, 2010 Me: HIYA >:] (6:10pm) abbleapple3: hi... (6:12pm) Me: FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS. F*ck yeah, bitch(6:12pm) abbleapple3: what?(6:12pm) Me: ARE YOU BLIND DAMMIT!? FLYING PINK COWS WITH YELLOW POLKADOTS! CAN'T YOU EFFIN SEE 'EM!?(6:14pm) abbleapple3: are you a pedophile?(6:15pm) Me: YUS >:](6:15pm) abbleapple3: seriously youre freaking me out(6:19pm) Me: I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU(6:20pm) Me: It starts with a 'p' and ends with 'orn'(6:20pm) abbleapple3: ill go get my mom(6:22pm) Me: You do that, hun ;D Me and my popcorn'll be waiting /shot(6:24pm) abbleapple3: you shot me?(6:26) Me: I wanted to take you with me to Columbia without you putting up TOO much of a fight..(6:26pm) -ABBLEAPPLE3 HAS LOGGED OUT AT 6:27PM- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
