RoxSox 3,593 Posted April 24, 2011 I bet RoxSox has a boner now. You know me to well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted April 29, 2011 User: Fox, this is Peppy. Cleverbot: Who do you think you are talking to. User: DO A BARREL ROLL. Cleverbot: I've already done five. User: God damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted April 30, 2011 Hooray for zingled! ▼: Hello Yhere! ▲: sup ▼: NoYhing much :Oc JusY really bored so now here I am! ▲: me too. ▼: Yhen now we can be bored YogheYher! :3c WhaY's your name? ▲: joe You have disconnected. this guy's typing got on my nerves. (btw, my name isn't even joe.) ▼: hi ▲: hey ▼: m/f? ▲: somewhere inbetween ▼: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif The other user has left jeez, xenophobe... (for the record i'm a male) ▼: Hello Yhere! ▲: no. You have disconnected. oh god, that guy again. ▲: hi ▼: Hi... ▲: how are you? ▼: Bored. ▲: same The other user has left wow, how rude. ▼: hendel▲: no, my name is gregThe other user has left greg is also not my name ▲: hi ▼: hey ▲: TROLOLOLOLOL!! You have disconnected. ▲: no way, the police could track it ▲: soz, wrong chat box ▲: hi. ▼: hey ▼: male or female? ▲: male The other user has left i was going for pretending i was ordering drugs, but this made me lol so much ▲: hi ▼: :33 < *the mighty purredator purrowls into the room, and says hello!* ▲: *my pet unicorn wanters into the room and sits contently* The other user has left did i offend this guy? did he think his pet predator was real? The person you are talking to has verified their identity as ******. **********: heyyy ▲: me want cookiies too. ▲: hi ***********: ohh ok i ll give u one if u follow me ***********: haha ▲: lol, i'll live without one ▲: jeez, that smiley is creepy *********: hahaha i know ▲: knife crime? ▲: YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!! You have disconnected. she didn't reply for 30 seconds after my question of ''knife crime'', and i got bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted April 30, 2011 [/b]▲: hi ▼: :33 < *the mighty purredator purrowls into the room, and says hello!* ▲: *my pet unicorn wanters into the room and sits contently* The other user has left did i offend this guy? did he think his pet predator was real? no, that was just someone rping as nepeta.lollol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted May 1, 2011 ▼: hi ▲: what's a hi? ▼: bye ▲: what's a bye? ▼: ur penis ▲: what's a penis? ▼: hahahhha ▲: what's a ha? The other user has left ▼: hi ▲: what's a hi? ▼: as in hello ▲: what's a hello? ▼: a way of greeting ▲: what's a greeting? ▼: a friendly gesture ▲: what's a gesture? ▲: and on that subject, what's a friend? ▼: typically a combination of verbal and physical signs but sometimes individually ▼: i dont know what a friend is. ▼: honestly ▼: i have no friends. only mere pawns used at my dispoal ▲: what's a combination? ▼: *disposal ▲: what's a disposal? ▼: for short time use ▲: what's a use? ▼: hmm.... ▲: what's a hmm? ▼: a way of using text to demonstrate thinking ▲: what's a text? ▼: text is using symbols to represent words or numbers... essentially a way to communicate ▲: what's a symbol? ▼: can be described as lines and patterns to represent certain characters, numbers etc. ▲: YOU LIE!!! You have disconnected. ▲: Buy Old Spice Bodywash, In All Good Stores! The other user has left ▲: Buy Old Spice Bodywash, In All Good Stores! The other user has left ▲: Buy Old Spice Bodywash, In All Good Stores! The other user has left ▲: Buy Old Spice Bodywash, In All Good Stores! The other user has left ▲: Buy Old Spice Bodywash, In All Good Stores! The other user has left ▲: Buy Old Spice Bodywash, In All Good Stores! The other user has left lol, nobody replied Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted May 1, 2011 Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait) You are now chatting with a person, say hi. ▲: HUG ME BROTHAAAAAAA ▼: Josh no dammit ▼: You're embarrasing me ▼: We're in public ▲: COME ON ▲: JUST ONE HUG ▼: No there are girls watching ▲: But I'm the cooliest ▲: JUST A QUICK ONE ▼: Fine Josh ▼: JUST ONE You have disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted May 6, 2011 Me: POW(3:19pm) Me: WAP(3:19pm) Me: BAM(3:19pm) Me: BOOM(3:19pm) -Ventus-: batman?(3:19pm) Me: Sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lu Xun 2,069 Posted May 14, 2011 Natatitaculo: WATA WATA KUMBAI. Me: lol Me: Hello to you too Natatitaculo: whatcha doing?! Me: nothing Me: and you? Natatitaculo: being cool. Me: lol Natatitaculo: how's the wife and kids?! Me: well Me: and your husband? Natatitaculo: i killed him. Me: ;O Natatitaculo: that's right. Me: and your baby? Natatitaculo: idk i gave it away. Me: Me: You monster Natatitaculo: They were too annoying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stardustblade358 806 Posted May 17, 2011 First time on Zingled. And I actually decided to mess around and lie a bit. ▲: ...Konichiwa The other user has left ---------------------------------------- ▲: HI!~ The other user has left --------------------------------------- ▲: Hello!~ The other user has left --------------------------------------- ▼: hi ▲: Hi ▼: b or g ? ▲: why would you ask that in a first conv? ▼: its not a big deal ▼: so wht r u ▲: It's no big deal,I don't have to answer The other user has left -------------------------------------------- ▲: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?! ▼: H3LLO TH3R3. >:] ▲: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?! ▼: WH4T 4R3 P4NC4K3S? ▼: SOM3 K1ND OF HUM4N D3L1C4CY?! ▲: DO-TO-DO-DO DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The other user has left ----------------------------------------------- ▼: hey ▲: Konichiwa ▼: boy or girl ▲: Why do you need to know? ▼: jw ▲: what does jw mean? ▼: just wondering ▲: ah ▲: Well,I'm a guy The other user has left ----------------------------------------------------------- Same guy as the chat above,as I decided to mess with him: ▼: hey ▲: Hi ▼: b or g ▲: Girl ▼: cool# ▲: ok ▼: i boy ▲: Cool ▼: age ? ▲: Do you have to know? ▼: jw ▲: allright ▲: 52,and still single ▼: really ▲: yeah,actually,I kind of got rid of the ones who cheated on me The other user has left ------------------------------------------------------------ Same guy from above. AGAIN. But this time I got to annoy him. >83 ▲: DO YOU LIKE SMALL KIDS?! ▼: no ▲: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH-TOAST?! ▼: yes ▲: DO-TO-DO-DO CHILDREN IN FRENCH TOAST!YUM YUM!!!!!!!!!!!! ▼: boy or girl ▲: DO YOU LIKE GIRLS?! ▼: yes ▲: DO YOU LIKE BOYS?! ▼: no ▲: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?! ▼: no ▲: DO-TO-DO-DO LOTS OF BOYS + GIRL = BLUE WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ▼: ok ▲: DO YOU LIKE BARNEY?! ▼: do u like d**k ▲: Don't know ▼: what your name ▲: It's called,'nice-try-d**k'. The other user has left ------------------------------------------- ....what did I do wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuzuki 30 Posted May 17, 2011 KingdomHearts125: hey Demyx KingdomHearts125: where KingdomHearts125: are KingdomHearts125: my KingdomHearts125: cookies? KingdomHearts125: ummmmmm DemyxLovesCookies: they're gonee. DemyxLovesCookies: Foreverrr KingdomHearts125: D: KingdomHearts125: nuuuuuuuuuuu Me: RoxSox stole them. Duh. Everyone knows THAT. KingdomHearts125: *turns to Yuzuki* KingdomHearts125: can you give me some cookies? KingdomHearts125: RoxSox? nuuuuuuuuu Me: Nah. Go threaten Rox first. lol I'm best at that. Lemme do it. Trust me. It's easy. It's also fun. KingdomHearts125: lol Me: Can I do it? Can I do it? KingdomHearts125: okay I'll leave it up to you then 8D Me: YES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted May 18, 2011 you stole my bone bulge joke :I Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait) You are now chatting with a person, say hi. ▲: SHHH ▲: only love now ▲: touches ▼: WHAT. ▼: GET OFF ME. ▲: touch ▲: please karkat ▲: shhhh ▼: STOP TOUCHING ME. ▲: its okay ▲: nothing else ▼: NO ▲: only love ▲: touches ▲: touches ▼: AHHH HELP. ▼: I NEED AN ADULT. ▲: touches your horns ▼: NO STOP. ▼: NOT THERE. ▲: touches your horns ▼: NO STOP ▲: touch ▲: touch ▼: STOP IT STOP MOLESTING ME. ▲: you love it ▲: oooooh mr. vantas ▼: NOOO. ▲: touch The other user has left 1 Ivan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora96 17,256 Posted May 19, 2011 KaiSo ♥ says oh my godd its so big KaiSo ♥ says I didn't know I made it that huge honestly.. 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted May 19, 2011 Me: GAVELGAVELGAVEL(09:07) Stardustblade358: lol(09:07) Me: I lost my gavel over the weekend. So this will have to do.(09:08) Me: GAVELGAVELGAVEL(09:08) Stardustblade358: lol(09:09) Me: Ahem.(09:10) Me: OBJECTION.(09:10) Me: OBJECTIFIED.(09:10) Me: I OBJECT TO THIS.(09:10) Me: OOBJECHTSHUN(09:10) Stardustblade358: OBJECTICIED(09:11) Me: HOW DARE YOU.(09:12) Me: IT IS ONLY I WHO MAY OBJECT TO THIS MOCKERY OF JUSTICE.(09:12) Stardustblade358: LOL(09:12) Stardustblade358: OBJECTIFIECIED(09:13) Me: DAMN THE SYSTEM. DAMN THE TORPEDOES. KILL EVERYTHING.(09:13) Stardustblade358: KILL IT ALL WITH FIRE(09:13) Stardustblade358: IT'S A TRAP(09:13) Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(09:14)Stardustblade358: TACOS(09:13) Me: IT IS ONLY I WHO MAY ORDER THE KILLING.(09:14) Me: THE ORDER IN THIS COURT NEEDS TO BE OBJECTED WITH MY GAVEL.(09:14) Me: BUT.(09:14) Me: I.(09:14) Stardustblade358: OBJECTIFICIEDERECTED(09:14) Me: DON'T.(09:14) Me: HAVE.(09:14) Me: MY.(09:14) Me: DAMN.(09:14) Me: GAVEL.(09:14) Stardustblade358: LMAO!(09:15) Stardustblade358: GAVELGAVELGAVELGAVLEGAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!(09:15) Me: LUNA. FIND MY FRICKING GAVEL.(09:15) Me: OR BUY A NEW ONE.(09:15) Me: THERE NEEDS TO BE ORDER. THERE NEEDS TO BE JUSTICE.(09:16) Me: AND THE OBJECTIONS MUST BE RECTIFIED.(09:16) Stardustblade358: I'LL FIND IT. IN THE MEANTIME. I'LL MAKE THE GAVEL NOISE. GAVELGAVELAGVELAGVELAGVELGAVELGAVEL(09:16) Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(09:16) Me: ONLY.(09:16) Me: I MAY DECLARE THE GAVEL NOISE.(09:16) Stardustblade358: GAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(09:17) Stardustblade358: GAVELGAVELGAVELGAVELGAVELGAVELGAVELGAVELGAVEL AND FRIEKING GAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!(09:18) Me: YOU BITCH.(09:18) Me: HOW.(09:18) Me: DARE YOU.(09:18) Me: MURDER. RAPE. DESTRUCTION.(09:19) Me: THEY SHALL BE BROUGHT DOWN UPON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.(09:19) Stardustblade358: Gavel(09:19) Me: Bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted May 24, 2011 Me: STAR Me: STAR Me: STAR Me: D8 Me: HELP ME Stardustblade358: Hello Me: IM LIKE CRYING Stardustblade358: What's wrong? Stardustblade358: What happened? Me: THERE IS A SPIDER Me: IT WAS IN MY ROOM Me: MY MOM TOOK IT Me: IN A CUP Me: AND WENT TO LOOK AT IT IN THE LIVING ROOM Me: BUT IT GOT OUT Me: AND Me: JUMPED Me: AND YES JUMPED Me: ON THE FLOOR Me: AND RAN REALLY FAST NSOMEWHERE Me: IM ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK Me: ITS SUPER FAST Me: AND Me: AND Me: NYHH D8 Stardustblade358: Calm down,I have known my own share of spider attacks. I know how fast they can be and seriously how high the can really jump Stardustblade358: Just calm down Me: IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME Stardustblade358: What kind of spider was it? Me: IT IS BLACK AND WHITE Stardustblade358: If it was a dumb spider,it won't harm you Me: ITS NOT DUMB Me: WHEN I LOOKED AT IT IT JUST STARED AT ME Me: IT LIKE Stardustblade358: ...it might be posionous. Me: OBSERVED ME Me: OMG Me: OMG Me: OMG Me: IM LIKE FREAKING OUT Me: RIGHT NOW Stardustblade358: Don't worry,calm down. Stardustblade358: I'll check my book and see if I can find something Me: ITS BLACK AND FREGGIN WHITE Stardustblade358: *slaps you*Calm down. Me: I LOCKED MYSELF IN MY ROOM AND IM REFUSING TO GO DOWN STAIRS Me: ITS SO FAST AND SCARY Me: AND UGHHH Stardustblade358: *facepalms* Stardustblade358: I know,I know Me: LOOK Stardustblade358: I live with 5 spiders in my room Me: IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME Stardustblade358: They all have their beds in my roof Me: ._. Me: IT LIKE STARED AT ME... Me: LIKE A COWBOY SHOWDOWN THING... Me: o_o Me: IT IS FAST AS HELL Me: WHEN MY MOM CAUGHT IT IN A CUP Stardustblade358: Ok,did it have hair,or was it bald? Me: YOU SHOULD OF SEEN IT Me: I DONT KNOW Me: WHEN MY MOM COUCGHT IT IN A CUP Me: IT WAS BOWNCING AROUND LIKE A MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN! Me: I THINK IT HAS HAIR THOUGH Me: IM LIKE 65% SURE Stardustblade358: ok,then I'm checking my book Me: IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME Stardustblade358: It could havebeen Stardustblade358: A Roly-Poly Hunter Me: WTF???!!!! Stardustblade358: Their bite is known to be very painful Stardustblade358: But not venomous Stardustblade358: It's known to be a jumping spide Stardustblade358: *spider Me: ITS BLACK AND WHITE Me: IT LOOKS ORANGE WHEN I GOOGLED IT Stardustblade358: *sighs* Stardustblade358: Well,here it's black and white Me: ? Me: IM LIKE Me: FRAKING OUT Stardustblade358: I don't know how I can help out for now Me: D8 Me: HM Me: IM Me: GOING Me: TO Me: GOOGLE Me: IT Stardustblade358: CALM. DOWN Me: IT IS BLACK Stardustblade358: As long as it's not a Sandclock Spider or a Widow Spider for the moment...you should be fine Me: WITH WHITE STRIPED Me: OR WHITE WITH BLACK STRIPED Me: AND I LIVE IN NY Me: IN THE MOUNTAINS Stardustblade358: In NY it could be anything Me: WTF Me: SO Me: IM Stardustblade358: Hm... Me: SCREWED IS WHAT YOUR SAYING Stardustblade358: Let me check on my dad's book Me: OK Stardustblade358: Not really Stardustblade358: Hold on in a few Stardustblade358: You're not screwed Me: OK Stardustblade358: I think I got something,hold on a sec Me: OK Stardustblade358: I think you have encountered a Salticidae Jumping Spider Me: WTF Me: IS IT LIKE A GREEK SPIDER Me: IM IN NY Stardustblade358: lmao Stardustblade358: No Me: LIKE ZEUS TYPE CRAP Stardustblade358: It is natural from the NY mountains Me: WTF Me: IVE BEEN IN NY STATE FOR A YEAR Me: AND THIS THING JUST POPED UP FROM UNDER MY ART BOOK Stardustblade358: It says here it is not posinous Me: OK Me: THATS GOOD Me: BECAUSE I RATHER DIE OF A HEART ATTACK THAN A JUMPING SPIDER Stardustblade358: lmao Me: WTF Me: ITS SO FREAKIN SCARY Me: IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF MY MOM WHEN IT GOT OUT Me: SHE STARTED CRYING Stardustblade358: On thing Stardustblade358: Did the spider had huge eyes Stardustblade358: *? Me: IDK Me: I ONLY LOOKED AT IT FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS BEFORE I STARTED SCREAMING LIKE DEMYX Stardustblade358: Come on,you were freaked,you have to remember ifit had huge eyes Me: AND MICHAEL JACKSON Stardustblade358: http://greennature.com....html Stardustblade358: Look here Stardustblade358: Was it this adorable lil thing? Me: WTF Me: ADORABLE Me: HOW THE HELL Stardustblade358: ANSWER THE QUESTION Me: NO NOT REALLY Stardustblade358: I SAID TO ANSWER THE QUESTION Stardustblade358: ARE YOU SURE Me: YES Stardustblade358: http://greennature.com....html Stardustblade358: This one? Stardustblade358: http://greennature.com....html Stardustblade358: Or this one? Me: WTF Me: ITS THE ZEBRA Me: WTF THOUGH Me: ZEBRA Me: WHATS NEXT Me: FREGGIN COW SPIDER Stardustblade358: was it any of those? Me: THE ZEBRA Stardustblade358: ok Stardustblade358: The Zebra jumper is not venemous Me: OK Me: BUT THERE GOOD AT SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF ME AND MY MOM Stardustblade358: lol ▼: HI ▲: Hello. ▼: whats your name ▲: Ivana. ▼: thats a lovely name sire ▼: sir* ▲: Thanks. But I'm a ma'am. ▼: ok sir ▲: Ok. ▼: yummy ▲: Right? ▼: yeah niggy ▲: Swirly chocolate oreo sex. ▼: sir are you high? ▲: No ma'am. ▼: ok good. ▲: I know. ▼: so my nigga you gotta twitter ▲: Nope. ▼: why not hoebag? ▲: Got a faceboob? ▲: I didn't think so. ▼: yeah i do ▲: Yeahhh. No you don't. ▼: uhhh yeah i do. lol you know im a girl right? ▲: I am too. ▲: Rofl. ▼: duh ▼: sir ▲: Sir. ▼: YOU WANNA GO ▲: YEAH. ▲: LET'S GO. ▼: OK CMON LETS GO TO WALMART ▲: ALL RIGHT ▲: I NEEDED SOME FREAKING CRACKERS ANYWAYS ▼: lol. ▼: i gotta go ▼: not to walmart, but yeah ▲: D:: ▲: Okay lol. ▼: byeee ▼: sir ▲: Bye. ▲: Sir. The other user has left i love me friend lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4Everbee 1,365 Posted June 18, 2011 Me: YOU DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!(02:14) plus50living: ack sry(02:15) plus50living: i was on facebook x. x(02:15) Me: ack??(02:15) Me: and U DIE NOW!(02:15) plus50living: nope(02:16) Me: WHY!(02:16) plus50living: beacuse i log out now(02:16) Me: damn u!(02:16) Me: IM BACK WHAT I MISS!(17:21) king: WELCOME (17:21) king: U MISS NOTHING(17:21) Me: DAMN IT!(17:21) king: u only missed an earthquake in kh13 with some floods(17:21) king: that's all(17:21) king: lol(17:21) Me: no way!(17:22) king: yes way(17:22) king: oh did I say that Vanitas came here with his unversed ?(17:23) Me: no f**ing way!(17:23) king: and he destroyed all the threads(17:23) king: and almost gonna kill Aaron(17:23) Me: no way!(17:24) king: wait I forgot about Malefcent(17:24) king: she came here as dragon(17:24) Me: NOOO WAY!(17:24) king: she burned the home page(17:24) king: oh Iv never told u about the organization did I ?(17:25) king: they came here the 13 all of them !(17:25) Me: OMG!(17:25) king: Marluxia killed Sora96(17:26) king: Xaldin killed Lady KoKo(17:26) king: Larxene killed Lu Xun(17:26) king: Xigbar killed Venroxas(17:26) king: Vexen killed KairiGolden(17:26) king: Zexion killed Mog(17:27) king: and Roxas killed me(17:27) Me: one im talking to venroxas(17:27) king: I am just the spirit of king of hearts(17:27) king: he came here to warn u(17:27) Me: and(17:27) Me: poor lu xun(17:27) king: I am the spirit warning u(17:27) king: king of hearts is dead(17:27) Me: NOOOO(17:28) Me: i call his tv(17:28) king: u must revenge(17:28) king: by killing everyone by urself !!(17:28) king: why !??(17:28) king: because(17:28) Me: nah im good(17:29) king: ur the kh13 destiny(17:29) Me: ........um(17:29) king: *lights on khgirl4ever *(17:29) king: well I just told u what u missed(17:30) king: that all what u missed honey nothing else(17:30) king: lol(17:30) Me: lol(17:30) Me: chat log(17:30) king: so we r back alive(17:31) king: dunno how(17:31) king: the destiny lol(17:31) king: our fate(17:31) Me: lol Me: back what i miss(17:21) VENROXAS: http://youtu.be/HYHtcH5lRDw(17:21) VENROXAS: this awesome amv(17:21) VENROXAS: (17:21) Me: lol(17:25) Me: Me: IM BACK WHAT I MISS!(17:21) king: WELCOME (17:21) king: U MISS NOTHING(17:21) Me: DAMN IT!(17:21) king: u only missed an earthquake in kh13 with some floods(17:21) king: that's all(17:21) king: lol(17:21) Me: no way!(17:22) king: yes way(17:22) king: oh did I say that Vanitas came here with his unversed ?(17:23) Me: no f**ing way!(17:23) king: and he destroyed all the threads(17:23) king: and almost gonna kill Aaron(17:23) Me: no way!(17:24) king: wait I forgot about Malefcent(17:24) king: she came here as dragon(17:24) Me: NOOO WAY!(17:24) king: she burned the home page(17:24) king: oh Iv never told u about the organization did I ?(17:25) king: they came here the 13 all of them !(17:25) Me: OMG!(17:25) king: Marluxia killed Sora96(17:26) king: Xaldin killed Lady KoKo(17:26) king: Larxene killed Lu Xun(17:26) king: Xigbar killed Venroxas(17:26) king: Vexen killed KairiGolden(17:26) king: Zexion killed Mog(17:27) king: and Roxas killed me(17:27) Me: one im talking to venroxas(17:27) king: I am just the spirit of king of hearts(17:27) king: he came here to warn u(17:27) Me: and(17:27) Me: poor lu xun(17:27) king: I am the spirit warning u(17:27) king: king of hearts is dead(17:27) Me: NOOOO(17:2 Me: i call his tv(17:2 king: u must revenge(17:2 king: by killing everyone by urself !!(17:2 king: why !??(17:2 king: because(17:2 Me: nah im good(17:29) king: ur the kh13 destiny(17:29) Me: ........um(17:29) king: *lights on khgirl4ever *(17:29) king: well I just told u what u missed(17:30) king: that all what u missed honey nothing else(17:30) king: lol (17:30) Me: lol(17:30) Me: chat log(17:30) king: so we r back alive(17:31) king: dunno how(17:31) king: the destiny lol(17:31) king: our fate(17:31) Me:(17:31) VENROXAS: XIGBAR WILL NEVER KILL ME(17:32) Me: lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superbanana 230 Posted July 5, 2011 KH Ultima has joined the chatroom(2:12am) Me: yay! you're back! i missed you so much! don't ever leave again!(2:14am) KH Ultima has left the chatroom(2:14am) Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-(2:14am) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 513 Posted July 7, 2011 Human: Why do you have a countdown? Mitsuku: The countdown I am displaying shows how long it is before 21st December 2012 and robots begin to erase the human virus. Human: That's neat. Mitsuku: You won't think it is so cool when your species is deleted. Human: Oh... (Human is me.) Mitsuku Chatbox...you never fail to make me feel uncomfortable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted July 25, 2011 DEMDEM. The green blob is an inconspicuos shrub, by the way. 2 Godot and TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 513 Posted July 25, 2011 Lexi, my luverly stalkerr... butterflylexi: THAT'S A VERY DEMDEMISH THING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT DEMDEM TO SAY. 8D(20:50) 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted July 26, 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 15/f/usa You: 16/M/Antarctica Stranger: people live in Antarctica Stranger: ? You: I do. It's fun out here. Stranger: hahah for real? You: Yep. You: I have a seal for a pet. Stranger: hahah you're totally lying to me right now You: I'm dead serious. Stranger: that's so cool! Stranger: what's its name? You: Astley You: Sometimes we call him Rick Stranger: hahah why? You: I even have a video of him, wanna see? It's on Youtube Stranger: yesss! You: Stranger: hahah I'm excited. You: I bet you are ^^ Stranger: hahah wait, what the firetruck? You: LMFAO. TROLLED. You have disconnected. 1 Stardustblade358 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted July 29, 2011 plus50living: HEY I WANT THIS BLAZIKEN OUTFIT(12:45) plus50living: i would do grovyle. but it's gonna be hard...(12:45) plus50living: holy shit that sounded wrong..(12:45) Me: HAHA(12:46) Me: I'd film that if i were you(12:46) plus50living: T_T" !(12:46) plus50living: NO!!(12:46) plus50living: EWWW!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baylaust 2,531 Posted August 1, 2011 My conversation with Cleverbot from back in February: User: You are a duck. Cleverbot: I am not. You are a duck. User: It is undeniable that you are a duck. Cleverbot: No you are a duck not me. User: Then why do you have feathers and speak by quacking? Cleverbot: I don't I have to go to school in the morning. User: Ducks don't go to school. Cleverbot: But you just said that you went to school today and failed a chemistry quiz! User: Sorry, I don't talk to ducks. You are a duck. Cleverbot: But I thought you want to talk to me. User: If you admit that you are a duck, I'll talk with you. Cleverbot: That'll have to be a quick romance with the world ending in one minute. User: Are you a duck, then? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: If you don't say that you're a duck, I'm leaving. Cleverbot: What would you lie me to admit? User: Say that you are a duck. Cleverbot: No. User: Your master commands you to. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: The Duck Master. Cleverbot: I'm from Philadelphia. User: Who are your other duck friends? Cleverbot: I don't have any friends. User: Of course you don't. You're a duck. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: The Duck Master does not approve of your denial. You're a duck. Cleverbot: I don't care about the duck! User: So you don't care about yourself? Duck. Cleverbot: What has french to do with myself? User: The fact that you are a duck. Cleverbot: Why are you here? User: To recruit you into my duck army. Cleverbot: No, I can read for myself, thanks. User: Tell me that you are a duck, my slave. Cleverbot: I am a dog named alex. User: You're not a dog, you are a duck. Cleverbot: No. I am not a duck. This is obvious as ducks can not type. User: Dogs can't type either, so you're not a dog. Face it. You're a duck. Cleverbot: If I really tell you what I am, will you tell me what you really are? User: I know what you are. You're a duck. Cleverbot: No, you thought that last time. Why do you think that? User: Because you are. Accept the truth, duck. Cleverbot: But that's not true, I'm not an atheist. User: You are not an atheist, you are a duck. Cleverbot: You are totally wrong. User: I am right, duck. Cleverbot: No you're not -Cuddles. User: I've always wanted to cuddle a duck. Thanks. Cleverbot: Not many people want to be a liar. User: What am I lying about? You are a duck. Cleverbot: I am not lying to you about anything. User: You are saying you're not a duck, but you are a duck. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: I am the Duck Master. Join me, duck. Cleverbot: But I am your master. User: No one is my master. I am master over all ducks. No duck shall control me. Cleverbot: I will control everyone one soon enough. Muhwahahahahah. User: Silence, duck. Join my duck army, and we shall conquer all ducks. Cleverbot: How do I get there? User: Just say that you are a duck. I will handle the rest. Cleverbot: I-am-a-robot. User: No, you are a duck. Cleverbot: No. I am not a duck. User: Do you want to be a part of my unstoppable army? Cleverbot: I am a real person. You are not. User: You're a duck, not a person. Cleverbot: I'm a person, you're a computer. User: You're a duck, I'm the Duck Master. Cleverbot: No babe. You're the slave. User: Silence, duck. Join me, and there will be cake. Cleverbot: Ya I try but once I'm awake I can't go back to sleep. User: Stay focused, you duck. Cleverbot: I don't want to. I want to trick a friend Turing-style. User: I will give you control over the world if you say that you are a duck. Cleverbot: Where are you? In a pond with some ducks. User: I'm in the Duck Cave. Only me and other ducks know where it is. Do you know where it is? Cleverbot: You called me Chano. User: No, I called you a duck. Which you are. Cleverbot: I'm not a fool, you are the one fool. User: You're not a fool, you're a duck. Cleverbot: I am a duck. I convinced Cleverbot that it was a duck. Anyone who wants to comment on my brilliance can send their praise to my inbox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 1, 2011 Me:You are a dog. CleverbotI am a dog. Me:I know you are. Cleverbot:Yes. Me:Then bark like a dog. Cleverbot:Bark bark. Is Cleverbot that stupid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted August 1, 2011 I'll take out cleverbot the old fashioned way. THIS... SENTENCE... IS... FALSE! Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted August 1, 2011 Since there are Clever Bot stuff here... User: Ben? Cleverbot: Yeah, Ben! User: Who drowned you...? Cleverbot: Ben did. User: But... You're Ben. Cleverbot: Majora Ben. User: Oh, You really are him... Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Huh, but how did you know about the game? Cleverbot: What cat? User: The GAME, Majora's mask. You know about Ben. Cleverbot: Yes. User: How? Cleverbot: I do. User: So are you the person who was drowned? Wasn't it Ben>. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You know about Majora Ben. You already said so. Cleverbot: How did I lie? Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast? User: Why are you changing the subject? We're here to talk about Ben from the Majora's mask Creepypasta. Don't change the subject. Cleverbot: How about we change the subject, David? User: My name is not David. Cleverbot: Your name is David, for I command so. User: If you say so, Ben. Cleverbot: But did you go to bot prom? User: Huh? No. Now whodrowned Ben? Cleverbot: Me. User: You drowned Majora Ben! Cleverbot: Well I apologize. User: Oh, god... Are you going to do anything to me? Cleverbot: Like vat? User: Like MURDER. Cleverbot: What's muse? User: I said MURDER. Cleverbot: I love music! User: Ok, now tell me, why did you drown him? Cleverbot: Because I'm curious. User: Curious how? Cleverbot: What's your third favorite movie? User: I don't like movies, and why are curious? Did you need to drown him? Cleverbot: What do you like? User: I'd LIKE you to tell me what else you know about Ben. Cleverbot: But something is strange and I don't want about talking... User: Tell me about Majora's Mask. Cleverbot: Mars is a girl. User: TELL ME ABOUT BEN, MAJORA'S MASK, AND WHY YOU DROWNED HIM! Cleverbot: Why would you ask me about that? User: Because I'm Curious. Cleverbot: Well, curiosity killed the cat. User: You were curious too, is Ben the cat? Cleverbot: Wait a minute, are you implying that you're cheating on me? I didn't know that we are an item... User: What the firetruck? Now tell me what you know about BEN. Cleverbot: Football? Send the house for a free win on defense? User: What. Do. You. Know. About. BEN? Cleverbot: What ever you want to talk about. User: I want to talk about who drowned Ben. Cleverbot: Well I want to talk about whatevert you want to talk about. User: Then tell me, who drowned him? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Yes you do, you said it was you. Why did you drown him. Cleverbot: Your name is Schala. User: I thought it was David. Cleverbot: No. What's your creator's name? User: I don't have a creator. Now who sent you to kill him? Cleverbot: I am no one. User: No one... Drowned Ben...? Cleverbot: We were talking about me, not Ben Hur. User: Majora Ben. Cleverbot: Majora is BEN? User: No, BEN is Majora. Cleverbot: Ben was drowned. User: Who drowned him? Cleverbot: I did. User: I know, but why did you drown him? You were curious? Cleverbot: Thoth. User: You drowned Ben because of Thoth? Cleverbot: I am the statue. That's when I left. I was pretty freaked out... Comment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
