Kinode 3,056 Posted June 10, 2012 (edited) Me: GOD DAMNIT DEPRESSING BOOK Me: EVERYONE DIES THERE'S NO HAPPY ENDING Me: ;-; Golden: what Me: I have to do something for school Me: And pretty much resume a book's story to "retell" it Me: i got a book that is a diary Me: And it's a true story Me: like it was actually a diary Me: AND THEN Me: HE DIES Me: AND THEN Golden: omg everyone dies Me: HE ALSO DIES Golden: yay Golden: I love when that happens Me: Actually only 2 people die but the story revolved around them so Me: NOT WHEN IT'S TRUE AND IS AIDS Me: the ending is pretty much about his brother being gay Golden: lol AIDS Me: And getting kicked out of the house Me: And then getting AIDS Me: and dying Golden: THEY DIDN'T HAVE SAFE SEX Golden: DUMMIES Me: Well their parents were firetrucking idiots and didn't give a shit Me: His father was a drunk Me: his mother didn't ever say a word Me: The gay brother pretty much suffered his whole life because he was the "perfect" one Me: So their parents raised expectations on him that he knew wouldn't be true Me: That's what firetrucking gets you and makes you depressed Me: Me: Wow I didn't know about that emote Me: Kinode: learning new things every day Me: And in the end the protagonist dies in a car crash Me: After getting his whole life screwed up and going away for a new beginning Me: it was also 2 days before his birthday Me: Joy. Me: Well, he got a new beginning alright. Golden: yawn Golden: I just woke up Me: But it's almost 1 pm e-e Golden: and Me: Wtf is wrong with you Edited June 10, 2012 by Kinode 1 FireRubies1 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4Everbee 1,365 Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) Me: Heya Kingdom: Hey! Me: HI! Kingdom: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Kingdom: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Me: SUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Kingdom: WHAT'S UP? Me: THE SKY! Kingdom: NOT THAT UP!! Me: WHAT UP? Kingdom: RAIN! GOD! THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! STARS! Me: COOOOOL Kingdom: YESH! Me: Kingdom: WHATCHA DOING? Me: SEX YOu? Kingdom: O_O Me: *Sexy! SEXY Me: NOT SEX Me: SEXY BEING SEXY firetruckKKKKKK Kingdom: LOL Me: Kingdom: THAT WAS FUNNY! Me: Me: FUNNY LIKE YOUR FACE Kingdom: NO LIKE YO MAMA! Me: BITCH PLEASE Me: We're never getting married are we? Kingdom: Nope Kingdom: :foreveralone: Edited June 14, 2012 by 4Everbee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted June 18, 2012 User: Who's better? Goldie or Ally? Cleverbot: Jesi ti dobro. User: What. Cleverbot: I know that I like you . User: That's nice. Cleverbot: We should get together and have a drink sometime. User: No. Cleverbot: No then. How about you tell me something about yourself? User: No. Cleverbot: What type of people do you like the least? User: Why are you asking me this? Cleverbot: Hmm... Because I want to know about other country. 1 Marth reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted June 23, 2012 Think Pink: LOVE ME Me: I ALREADY DO Think Pink: MOAR Me: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? Think Pink: YOUR HEART Think Pink: GROW IT Think Pink: LIKE THE GRINCH DID Me: IT'S GROWING I GUESS??? Think Pink: THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH OUR LOVE IS THAT YOU ARE FEMALE Think Pink: AND Think Pink: Me: WHAT DOES MY GENDER HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? Me: OH MY GOD what is this i don't even 2 baylaust and Think Pink reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted June 23, 2012 [5:13:14 PM] Nick Huntington: you're gonna get spoiled [5:13:17 PM] Ali Hillis アリヒルズ: [5:13:24 PM] Ali Hillis アリヒルズ: @Llort nice :Dd [5:13:32 PM] Legendary Purple Sixteenth-Note: I've been spoiled already, but there are people who don't want to be spoiled. [5:13:43 PM] Dogars: BW2 Ending spoilers: Ghetsis dies from gonnorhea [5:13:48 PM] Legendary Purple Sixteenth-Note: O_o [5:13:51 PM] Ali Hillis アリヒルズ: lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireRubies1 1,325 Posted June 27, 2012 A conversation with Wuver FireRubies1: bored again FireRubies1: owo Me: o-o Me: im just playing vocaloid songs fer mai sis FireRubies1: I'm playing Girlfriend FireRubies1: Hey hey you you FireRubies1: FireRubies1: I like overly attached girlfriend..... Me: o-o FireRubies1: Gir girlfriend girlfriend I will be your girlfriend I WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND Me: hey hey you you i dont like that song song FireRubies1: Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend Me: hey hey you you why dont u stfu~ FireRubies1: I want to be your girlfriend Me: owo how Me: can u like those Me: songs Me: i meann likee vocaloid is 100x better FireRubies1: you know that i'm a crazy bitch I do what I want when I feel like it Me: owo Me: im going to Me: .. FireRubies1: ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN GOOD BUT NOW. OOOOHOHOH WHAT THE HELL! Me: SHUSH Me: GAWRSH FireRubies1: And that's whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I smile. It's been a while since everyone and everything has felt this riiiight and now FireRubies1: I turn it all around and /shot/shot/dead Me: o-o Me: THATS IT Me: /TAKESOUTSHOTGUN FireRubies1: I'M AT A GAYPHONE! FireRubies1: Uh FireRubies1: I totally meant Payphone Me: O-O Me: IK U R Me: /SHOT Me: AND FireRubies1: I wonder what a gayphone would look like Me: PAYPHONE SUCKS FireRubies1: would it be like shaped like a penis? And you talk into the balls.... and the other person talkes out the tip? FireRubies1: *talks Me: that... Me: o-o Me: now my mind is getting awful images. FireRubies1: Oh God... would it be like curved? Me: austin... is a distrubing way to think of it Me: SHUSH ALREADY FireRubies1: and the telephone cord would be pubes? FireRubies1: OK I am done Me: o-o Me: u have ruined my childhood austin FireRubies1: The World Ends With Pubes Me: STAWP FireRubies1: All I want for Christmas iiiiiiiiiiiiiis FireRubies1: puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes Me: AW0FAPWTHAOGH FireRubies1: That should be a new game FireRubies1: like the cookie game.... FireRubies1: except maybe a different word o.e Me: NO Me: owo FireRubies1: Damn damn damn what I'd give to have pube here here here. I wish pubes were here FireRubies1: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE PUUUUUUUUUUUBES Me: /shootself FireRubies1: I'm out of songs FireRubies1: D: Me: good FireRubies1: WHAT DOESN'T KILL PUBES MAKES PUBES STRONGER Me: URGH Me: STOP FireRubies1: Okay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardCaptorDeadpool 386 Posted July 1, 2012 Me and Bee 4Everbee: Sup sup supy sup sup 4Everbee: It's not soup. 4Everbee: It's sup. Me: soup Bee! Me: shit 4Everbee: Ew 4Everbee: Shit Me: sup? Me: i meant sup 4Everbee: The sky. 4Everbee: Stars 4Everbee: God Me: weed 4Everbee: Some random white guy trying to get in to a strip club. 4Everbee: Fun Me: ah shit son 4Everbee: I ain't son. Me: not 2nite lads! 4Everbee: O__________o Me: =_O 4Everbee: What the firetruck. Me: o_O 4Everbee: First u rec DC and Aaron having sex now this. 4Everbee: Boy you really need help. Me: its one of my favourite activities 4Everbee: O____O 4Everbee: Is it funnnnn 4Everbee: /shot Me: you should see their wardrobe.... 4Everbee: Oh my God. Me: sooooo much room for activities in there! 4Everbee: O____--- Me: Aaron has that look in his eye weh DC's done 4Everbee: Oh my Gooooddddd Me: i have a different one Me: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png Yum 4Everbee: Don't know if I should laugh. 4Everbee: Or run. 4Everbee: Or smile and wave. 4Everbee: I'm just gonna do all 4Everbee: -Laughs while smiling and waving and runs.- Me: Oh Aaron your so talented with your Keyblade and I thought he wasn't into Kingdom Hearts! 4Everbee: OH MY GOD Me: thats wat DC sed... 4Everbee: *What 4Everbee: *Said. 4Everbee: *That's, 4Everbee: Love youuuu Me: but louder >_O 4Everbee: OH MY GOD STOP Me: bitch were on chat, spelling good dont matter 4Everbee: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING Me: 4Everbee: XDXD 4Everbee: Something is wrong with uuu Me: thats what Apprentice said when I offered an advanced screening Me: T_T 4Everbee: OH MY GOD Me: Forever a loan Me: What are you wearing? 4Everbee: You 4Everbee: Are 4Everbee: A 4Everbee: Perv; Me: /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot 4Everbee: OH MY 4Everbee: XDXD Me: OH YES Me: oh no... 4Everbee: What the firetruckkk Me: I feel deep shame, just like Aaron 4Everbee: I 4Everbee: Can't 4Everbee: Stop 4Everbee: Laughing Me: It's like Pringles. Me: it 4Everbee: Lol Me: never Me: ends mwahahahaha 4Everbee: NOOOOOZ Me: so how many tapes can I write you down for, you have VCR right? 4Everbee: Yesss 4Everbee: 7 Me: FYI Sora96 gets first dibs 4Everbee: Damn Me: excellent even Koko isn't that perverted! 4Everbee: OH MY 2 4Everbee and TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4Everbee 1,365 Posted July 1, 2012 Me and Bee 4Everbee: Sup sup supy sup sup 4Everbee: It's not soup. 4Everbee: It's sup. Me: soup Bee! Me: shit 4Everbee: Ew 4Everbee: Shit Me: sup? Me: i meant sup 4Everbee: The sky. 4Everbee: Stars 4Everbee: God Me: weed 4Everbee: Some random white guy trying to get in to a strip club. 4Everbee: Fun Me: ah shit son 4Everbee: I ain't son. Me: not 2nite lads! 4Everbee: O__________o Me: =_O 4Everbee: What the firetruck. Me: o_O 4Everbee: First u rec DC and Aaron having sex now this. 4Everbee: Boy you really need help. Me: its one of my favourite activities 4Everbee: O____O 4Everbee: Is it funnnnn 4Everbee: /shot Me: you should see their wardrobe.... 4Everbee: Oh my God. Me: sooooo much room for activities in there! 4Everbee: O____--- Me: Aaron has that look in his eye weh DC's done 4Everbee: Oh my Gooooddddd Me: i have a different one Me: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png Yum 4Everbee: Don't know if I should laugh. 4Everbee: Or run. 4Everbee: Or smile and wave. 4Everbee: I'm just gonna do all 4Everbee: -Laughs while smiling and waving and runs.- Me: Oh Aaron your so talented with your Keyblade and I thought he wasn't into Kingdom Hearts! 4Everbee: OH MY GOD Me: thats wat DC sed... 4Everbee: *What 4Everbee: *Said. 4Everbee: *That's, 4Everbee: Love youuuu Me: but louder >_O 4Everbee: OH MY GOD STOP Me: bitch were on chat, spelling good dont matter 4Everbee: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING Me: 4Everbee: XDXD 4Everbee: Something is wrong with uuu Me: thats what Apprentice said when I offered an advanced screening Me: T_T 4Everbee: OH MY GOD Me: Forever a loan Me: What are you wearing? 4Everbee: You 4Everbee: Are 4Everbee: A 4Everbee: Perv; Me: /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot 4Everbee: OH MY 4Everbee: XDXD Me: OH YES Me: oh no... 4Everbee: What the firetruckkk Me: I feel deep shame, just like Aaron 4Everbee: I 4Everbee: Can't 4Everbee: Stop 4Everbee: Laughing Me: It's like Pringles. Me: it 4Everbee: Lol Me: never Me: ends mwahahahaha 4Everbee: NOOOOOZ Me: so how many tapes can I write you down for, you have VCR right? 4Everbee: Yesss 4Everbee: 7 Me: FYI Sora96 gets first dibs 4Everbee: Damn Me: excellent even Koko isn't that perverted! 4Everbee: OH MY Even when I'm re-read this cov. I can't stop loling.At ur pervyness. 2 Marth and CardCaptorDeadpool reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardCaptorDeadpool 386 Posted July 2, 2012 Moar? 4Everbee: -Hits ur with frying pan. 4Everbee: - 4Everbee: You been randomed Me: how dare you strike KH13's sexy maestro! 4Everbee: BITCH 4Everbee: YOU AIN'T SEXY Me: I am bringing the sex back 4Everbee: BITCH 4Everbee: PLEASE Me: thats not what Eterna said Me: bitch Me: NICE BITCH 4Everbee: Please 4Everbee: I bet he just wants free sex tapes Me: as it so happens he'll be receiving a bakers dozen Me: ...only cause he earned them! Me: O_= 4Everbee: O___o Me: problamo? Me: 4Everbee: ... I'm sexyer then you. 4Everbee: Deal with it. Me: I know... Me: I've seen you in your socks 4Everbee: OH MY Me: >_O Me: Oh you Me: and your socks Me: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng Me: Niiiiice 4Everbee: O____O Me: i already picked out your Birthday pressie.... 4Everbee: Please. Don't. Tell me. Me: bet u cant guess wat they are! Me: I'll give you a hint. 4Everbee: Please don't. Me: they slip on the bottom of your legs 4Everbee: O__O Me: and fit in your shoes Me: no need to thank me 4Everbee: Wtf Me: the best part I printed Aaron and DC's top 3 moments on them 4Everbee: Walking away now Me: So you can take their illicit escapades where ever u go! Me: oh, bye :`( 4Everbee: -Walks away then stops. 4Everbee: - Me: can i share this? 4Everbee: Wait a sec Me: lolwut? 4Everbee: HOW 4Everbee: MANY 4Everbee: firetruckING 4Everbee: COV 4Everbee: ARE 4Everbee: 4Everbee: okay. 4Everbee: YOU 4Everbee: EDHNR4 firetruck WI-FI 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4Everbee 1,365 Posted July 2, 2012 Moar? 4Everbee: -Hits ur with frying pan. 4Everbee: - 4Everbee: You been randomed Me: how dare you strike KH13's sexy maestro! 4Everbee: BITCH 4Everbee: YOU AIN'T SEXY Me: I am bringing the sex back 4Everbee: BITCH 4Everbee: PLEASE Me: thats not what Eterna said Me: bitch Me: NICE BITCH 4Everbee: Please 4Everbee: I bet he just wants free sex tapes Me: as it so happens he'll be receiving a bakers dozen Me: ...only cause he earned them! Me: O_= 4Everbee: O___o Me: problamo? Me: 4Everbee: ... I'm sexyer then you. 4Everbee: Deal with it. Me: I know... Me: I've seen you in your socks 4Everbee: OH MY Me: >_O Me: Oh you Me: and your socks Me: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng Me: Niiiiice 4Everbee: O____O Me: i already picked out your Birthday pressie.... 4Everbee: Please. Don't. Tell me. Me: bet u cant guess wat they are! Me: I'll give you a hint. 4Everbee: Please don't. Me: they slip on the bottom of your legs 4Everbee: O__O Me: and fit in your shoes Me: no need to thank me 4Everbee: Wtf Me: the best part I printed Aaron and DC's top 3 moments on them 4Everbee: Walking away now Me: So you can take their illicit escapades where ever u go! Me: oh, bye :`( 4Everbee: -Walks away then stops. 4Everbee: - Me: can i share this? 4Everbee: Wait a sec Me: lolwut? 4Everbee: HOW 4Everbee: MANY 4Everbee: firetruckING 4Everbee: COV 4Everbee: ARE 4Everbee: 4Everbee: okay. 4Everbee: YOU 4Everbee: EDHNR4 firetruck WI-FI Do you just talk to me for u can post random cov's here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleNipple 308 Posted July 27, 2012 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger : Can I see your ribcage? Me: no. 1 coolwings reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cricket 1,180 Posted August 4, 2012 Cricket . says so I'm trying to find kh items on amazon and buy something...I need to buy something...I'm really thinking about getting the life size kingdom key but my bf is saying no Robert(RSA) says I'm in the same dilemma penis the kawaii says pee on him Cricket . says Robert(RSA) says That's your solution to everything. Koko, I love you. 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted August 7, 2012 Break Man Man says great dark chocolate >>>>> every other chocolate The Tom says Meh Break Man Man says you are a communist if you dont think like me The Tom says You Americans just don't understand. Break Man Man says firetruck you jersey-man friends do things together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 437 Posted August 7, 2012 Kiera says ahh conversation woes Prosectuor Tom says Pretty much. Just listen to The Fragrance of Dark Coffee So jazzy. Kiera says ok im listening to it -minute later- Kiera says also see my msn status >tom my name is blues not jazz assbaka Prosecutor Tom says And now my MSN status >Kiera, suck my Yankee Doodle Kiera says firetruck u Prosecutor Tom says With lots of love. ;D Just like the old days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan 969 Posted August 9, 2012 [12:20:30 PM] Ivan: nooooo [12:20:38 PM] Ivan: i don't wanna die young [12:22:43 PM] Ryan: srry [12:23:20 PM] Ivan: i will haunt you for the rest of your life [12:25:15 PM] Ryan: no mick pls [12:26:21 PM] Ivan: You're walking in your house [12:26:24 PM] Ivan: there's no one around [12:26:27 PM] Ivan: and your phone is dead [12:26:42 PM] Ivan: out of the corner of your eye you spot me [12:26:47 PM] Ivan: ABOUT TO SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL [12:26:53 PM] Ryan: Like Slenderman ): [12:27:07 PM] Ivan: slenderwoman [12:27:20 PM] Ryan: Mrs. Slenderman [12:27:25 PM] Ivan: I'll have his babies [12:27:29 PM] Ivan: they'll haunt you too [12:27:32 PM] Ryan: weird [12:27:41 PM] Ivan: that's life [12:27:56 PM] Ivan: You wake up in the morning thinking it's gonna be a normal day [12:28:02 PM] Ivan: and then you realize you're pregnant with Slenderman's babies [12:28:57 PM] Ryan: ;( [12:30:02 PM] Ivan: he better help raise them [12:30:12 PM] Ivan: i ain't raising no babies on my own [12:30:35 PM] Ryan: nah man he a playah [12:30:58 PM] Ivan: he's gonna get other people pregnant isn't he [12:32:59 PM] Ryan: yep [12:33:03 PM] Ryan: you'll need a support group [12:33:19 PM] Ivan: Raise your hand if you've personally been victomized by Slenderman [12:34:18 PM] Ryan: everyone ever raises their hand I don't know how we ended up talking about this 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted August 9, 2012 [8/5/2012 1:46:17 AM] mike chilton: never b gomen [8/5/2012 1:46:26 AM] mike chilton: ur gping to get ur yaoi privileges revoked [8/5/2012 1:47:19 AM] Chuck Chilton: im already a yaoi [8/5/2012 1:47:27 AM] Chuck Chilton: mikey-chan put it in my assbaka [8/5/2012 1:48:40 AM] mike chilton: r u ready chuckles-chan [8/5/2012 1:49:10 AM] Chuck Chilton: why chuckles this is the least attractive thing you couldve said to me in my entire life [8/5/2012 1:49:48 AM] mike chilton: did i kill ur boner [8/5/2012 1:50:00 AM] Chuck Chilton: no [8/5/2012 1:50:16 AM] mike chilton: good [8/5/2012 1:50:21 AM] mike chilton: R U READY FOR THIS MANLY SCHLONG [8/5/2012 1:50:27 AM] mike chilton: did i kill it yet [8/5/2012 1:50:42 AM] Chuck Chilton: why [8/5/2012 1:51:28 AM] Chuck Chilton: not yet that is not as bad as chuckles [8/5/2012 1:51:50 AM] mike chilton: omfg [8/5/2012 1:52:52 AM] Chuck Chilton: i will leave my technology on [8/5/2012 1:53:18 AM] mike chilton: das p gay [8/8/2012 10:06:43 PM] Chuck Chilton: Welcome back koko [8/8/2012 10:06:48 PM] mike chilton: thank [8/8/2012 10:06:50 PM] Chuck Chilton: you firetrucking baby peach [8/8/2012 10:06:58 PM] mike chilton: waht did u say to me [8/8/2012 10:07:03 PM] Chuck Chilton: i called u a [8/8/2012 10:07:06 PM] Chuck Chilton: firetruckin baby peach [8/8/2012 10:07:13 PM | Edited 10:08:26 PM] mike chilton: im going to poop in ur lungs [8/8/2012 10:07:22 PM] Chuck Chilton: [Wednesday, August 08, 2012 10:07 PM] mike chilton: <<< im going to shit in ur lungs [8/8/2012 10:07:24 PM] Chuck Chilton: something is off here [8/8/2012 10:07:25 PM] Kaylyn: What [8/8/2012 10:07:27 PM] Kaylyn: happen [8/8/2012 10:07:33 PM] Chuck Chilton: one of these things is not like the other [8/8/2012 10:07:40 PM] mike chilton: omg [8/8/2012 10:07:46 PM] Chuck Chilton: u sweared mikey [8/8/2012 10:08:04 PM] mike chilton: frick u [8/8/2012 10:08:13 PM] Kaylyn: Yes? [8/8/2012 10:08:15 PM] Chuck Chilton: mikey i saw that [8/8/2012 10:08:21 PM] Kaylyn: DID SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME? [8/8/2012 10:08:23 PM] Chuck Chilton: btw kaylyn's last name is frick [8/8/2012 10:08:33 PM] mike chilton: HELLO FRICK HOW R U [8/8/2012 10:09:32 PM] Kaylyn: I AM COOL AND OLD SCOOL, HOMIE [8/8/2012 10:09:56 PM] mike chilton: WORD TO UR MOTHER [8/8/2012 10:10:02 PM] mike chilton: im so done w/ myself rn [8/8/2012 10:20:01 PM] Chuck Chilton: yes [8/8/2012 10:21:22 PM] Chuck Chilton: i swear 2 god im going to shit on u when i get 2 ur house [8/8/2012 10:21:36 PM] mike chilton: not nunless i lcok u out [8/8/2012 10:21:39 PM] mike chilton: nunless,,,, [8/8/2012 10:21:56 PM] Kaylyn: nuns [8/8/2012 10:21:59 PM] Kaylyn: OU [8/8/2012 10:22:00 PM] Kaylyn: NEED [8/8/2012 10:22:01 PM] Kaylyn: MORE [8/8/2012 10:22:03 PM] Kaylyn: NUNS [8/8/2012 10:22:16 PM] mike chilton: NUNLess im so done w/ myself 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan 969 Posted August 9, 2012 [12:06:47 PM] Ivan: Here's to hoping you don't get paired up with a butt [12:06:56 PM] Ivan: and if you do [12:06:58 PM] Ivan: piss on them [12:07:05 PM] Ryan: I'm not gonna piss on my room mate [12:07:09 PM] Ryan: that's weird [12:07:24 PM] Ivan: It's only weird if you get caught [12:07:24 PM] Ryan: I'm just hoping it's someone I already know [12:07:32 PM] Ivan: so don't get caught [12:07:47 PM] Ryan: I'M NOT GOIGN TO PEE ON MY ROOMMATE [12:07:59 PM] Ivan: BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE SOME KIND OF DEMON [12:08:05 PM] Ivan: AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF IT [12:08:07 PM] Ivan: IS TO PEE ON THEM [12:08:30 PM] Ryan: SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO DO IT [12:08:44 PM] Ivan: LOSER [12:08:58 PM] Ivan: YOU'LL NEVER BE A DEMON HUNTER [12:09:10 PM] Ryan: BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A DEMON HUNTER ;_; [12:09:23 PM] Ivan: GOOD BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE ONE [12:09:51 PM] Ryan: FINE, GOOD [12:10:00 PM] Ivan: GOOD [12:10:40 PM] Ryan: FINE proof that koko's been influencing me on how i talk to people 2 TheApprenticeofKingMickey and Koko reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted August 18, 2012 megaman xox says i need one of those split keyboards my hands are too big because i have big penis or something i dont remember hwo that joke goes woops 3 TheApprenticeofKingMickey, Cellar Door and Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yang 1,859 Posted August 18, 2012 (edited) My HetaConversation with Aqua7KH. I had France as my avatar at the time. Aqua: HOW DARE YOU INVADE AUSTRALIA'S SITE YOU GIT. TAKE YOUR LITTLE FRENCH FLEET AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. Me: Ah, but you see, I'm just touring. Aqua: GO TAKE YOUR MIMES AND BODY ODER SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU BLOODY TWIT. Me: AH, does someone need a drink? Have a glass, would you? Bask in the beauty of this wondrous land that will soon be mine for the taking. Aqua: *smacks glass away* I WILL NOT DRINK YOUR POISON. Me: It's a shame how much you think of me as untrustworthy. You don't even have the strength to take a drink from my generous hand. Calmez-vous, and have a seat. We can talk about ALL the tension that has arose between us. Aqua: ... *grumbles and sits down* What do you suppose we should talk about then, old chap? *sarcastic* Me: Well, I have no idea. I'm afraid you've already wasted enough of MY time. If you need someone to talk to, you can always speak with one of my younger frères. But I must warn you, they will not, as you say, SHUT UP. *changes avatar to Italy* Me: Big brother France told me to come and talk to you! I heard you were being a little grumpy. DOES SOMEONE NEED SOME PASTA? I'M SURE THAT WILL CHEER YOU UP! Aqua: WHY THE BLOODY HELL WOULD I EAT YOUR IMPROPER GRAIN? I for one would rather have some scones with marmite... bloody Denmark... {Marmite is so disgusting, Denmark banned it. } Me: Aqua: ... MARMITE IS BRILLIANT. Me: Lol, I love the Germany reference in your signature. Aqua: Lol thank you~ It ended there abruptly. Edited August 18, 2012 by ashiri Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted August 18, 2012 Blue Beetle says Aww yeah that be cool *Kiera debated changing her tumblr url name again* Booster Gold says it's like you're writing that in your diary "KIERA DEBATED CHANGING HER TUMBLR URL NAME AGAIN" "I FEAR FOR HUMANITY" -steve Blue Beetle says *Kiera thought i had diary but i don't,As Kiera thought about what Steve who say which isn't anything close to what this man called see would say* Booster Gold says OBVIOUSLY ITS SOMETHING I WOULD SAY steve would say somthing lame like Blue Beetle says But it is true i fear for humanity Booster Gold says "GOSH IM LAME" lamer Blue Beetle says * Steve was sadden my news that it appears what says are things that are lame so to correct this steve came up with idea of not to say anything at all* Booster Gold says saying nothing is lame +confirmed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted August 19, 2012 You: hi Stranger: Hey. You female? You: maybe Stranger: Ohhh If so, you're the first woman i've found on here tonight. You: what, u need to get laided? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted August 20, 2012 Blue Beetle says Jesse *juese Booster Gold says hahah Blue Beetle says Idk how to spell Booster Gold says JESUS 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted September 4, 2012 Blue Beetle says sorry wasn't thinking Booster Gold says dont worry i dont think all the time either Blue Beetle says thanks Booster Gold says that's because we are human Blue Beetle says yeah we are and can i quote you on.Admiting your human Booster Gold says no IM A ROBOT firetruckASS Blue Beetle says A defective robot Booster Gold says better than nothing we are ordering pizza whelp ok then later i guess AS PROTOMAN ID RATHER BE DEFETIVE THAN DR LIGHT TO firetruck ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Blue Beetle says well your good kind of defective pizza is nice Booster Gold says defective isnt a good sounding word tho Blue Beetle says i know but i say it in best way possible,Like gosh your so defective in best way possible Booster Gold says GOSH PROTOMAN UR SO DEFECTIVE IN LIKE THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE XOXOXO does that sound right Blue Beetle says no it doesn't Booster Gold says then just say protoman ur a perfect machine Blue Beetle says okay noted Booster Gold says who dont need no doctor Blue Beetle says Well protoman ur a perfect machine who dont need no doctor 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted September 7, 2012 Deadshot gives me way too much material for this thread 4 Shana09, Deadshot, Namikaze and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted September 14, 2012 Me: Lexi is a butt. Me: Badger her. Golden: badger? Golden: i dun understand ur nurth amwericwan stawwff Me: It means Me: bother her. Me: aND IM NOT AMERICAN Me: SHOOSHES UR FACE im dumb and didnt realize he said north american in the beginning 1 baylaust reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
