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[Kinode 3,056]

Me: GOD DAMNIT DEPRESSING BOOK

Me: EVERYONE DIES THERE'S NO HAPPY ENDING

Me: ;-;

Golden: what

Me: I have to do something for school

Me: And pretty much resume a book's story to "retell" it

Me: i got a book that is a diary

Me: And it's a true story

Me: like it was actually a diary

Me: AND THEN

Me: HE DIES

Me: AND THEN

Golden: omg everyone dies

Me: HE ALSO DIES

Golden: yay

Golden: I love when that happens

Me: Actually only 2 people die but the story revolved around them so

Me: NOT WHEN IT'S TRUE AND IS AIDS

Me: the ending is pretty much about his brother being gay

Golden: lol AIDS

Me: And getting kicked out of the house

Me: And then getting AIDS

Me: and dying

Golden: THEY DIDN'T HAVE SAFE SEX

Golden: DUMMIES

Me: Well their parents were firetrucking idiots and didn't give a shit

Me: His father was a drunk

Me: his mother didn't ever say a word

Me: The gay brother pretty much suffered his whole life because he was the "perfect" one

Me: So their parents raised expectations on him that he knew wouldn't be true

Me: That's what firetrucking gets you and makes you depressed

Me:

Me: Wow I didn't know about that emote

Me: Kinode: learning new things every day

Me: And in the end the protagonist dies in a car crash

Me: After getting his whole life screwed up and going away for a new beginning

Me: it was also 2 days before his birthday

Me: Joy.

Me: Well, he got a new beginning alright.

Golden: yawn

Golden: I just woke up

Me: But it's almost 1 pm e-e

 

Golden: and

Me: Wtf is wrong with you

Edited June 10, 2012 by Kinode

[4Everbee 1,365]

Me: Heya

Kingdom: Hey!

Me: HI!

Kingdom: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Kingdom: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: SUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Kingdom: WHAT'S UP?

Me: THE SKY!

Kingdom: NOT THAT UP!!

Me: WHAT UP?

Kingdom: RAIN! GOD! THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! STARS!

Me: COOOOOL

Kingdom: YESH!

Me:

Kingdom: WHATCHA DOING?

Me: SEX YOu?

Kingdom: O_O

Me: *Sexy! SEXY

Me: NOT SEX

Me: SEXY BEING SEXY firetruckKKKKKK

Kingdom: LOL

Me:

Kingdom: THAT WAS FUNNY!

Me:

Me: FUNNY LIKE YOUR FACE

Kingdom: NO LIKE YO MAMA!

Me: BITCH PLEASE

Me: We're never getting married are we?

Kingdom: Nope

Kingdom: :foreveralone:

Edited June 14, 2012 by 4Everbee

[Junko 2,815]

User: Who's better? Goldie or Ally?

 

Cleverbot: Jesi ti dobro.

 

 

User: What.

 

Cleverbot: I know that I like you .

 

 

User: That's nice.

 

Cleverbot: We should get together and have a drink sometime.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: No then. How about you tell me something about yourself?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: What type of people do you like the least?

 

User: Why are you asking me this?

 

Cleverbot: Hmm... Because I want to know about other country.

[TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689]

Think Pink: LOVE ME

Me: I ALREADY DO

Think Pink: MOAR

Me: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Think Pink: YOUR HEART

Think Pink: GROW IT

Think Pink: LIKE THE GRINCH DID

Me: IT'S GROWING I GUESS???

Think Pink: THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH OUR LOVE IS THAT YOU ARE FEMALE

Think Pink: AND

Think Pink:

Me: WHAT DOES MY GENDER HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Me: OH MY GOD

 

what is this i don't even

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

[5:13:14 PM] Nick Huntington: you're gonna get spoiled

[5:13:17 PM] Ali Hillis アリヒルズ:

[5:13:24 PM] Ali Hillis アリヒルズ: @Llort nice :Dd

[5:13:32 PM] Legendary Purple Sixteenth-Note: I've been spoiled already, but there are people who don't want to be spoiled.

[5:13:43 PM] Dogars: BW2 Ending spoilers: Ghetsis dies from gonnorhea

[5:13:48 PM] Legendary Purple Sixteenth-Note: O_o

[5:13:51 PM] Ali Hillis アリヒルズ: lol

[FireRubies1 1,325]

A conversation with Wuver

FireRubies1: bored again

FireRubies1: owo

Me: o-o

Me: im just playing vocaloid songs fer mai sis

FireRubies1: I'm playing Girlfriend

FireRubies1: Hey hey you you

FireRubies1:

FireRubies1: I like overly attached girlfriend.....

Me: o-o

FireRubies1: Gir girlfriend girlfriend I will be your girlfriend I WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Me: hey hey you you i dont like that song song

FireRubies1: Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend

Me: hey hey you you why dont u stfu~

FireRubies1: I want to be your girlfriend

Me: owo how

Me: can u like those

Me: songs

Me: i meann likee vocaloid is 100x better

FireRubies1: you know that i'm a crazy bitch I do what I want when I feel like it

Me: owo

Me: im going to

Me: ..

FireRubies1: ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN GOOD BUT NOW. OOOOHOHOH WHAT THE HELL!

Me: SHUSH

Me: GAWRSH

FireRubies1: And that's whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I smile. It's been a while since everyone and everything has felt this riiiight and now

FireRubies1: I turn it all around and /shot/shot/dead

Me: o-o

Me: THATS IT

Me: /TAKESOUTSHOTGUN

FireRubies1: I'M AT A GAYPHONE!

FireRubies1: Uh

FireRubies1: I totally meant Payphone

Me: O-O

Me: IK U R

Me: /SHOT

Me: AND

FireRubies1: I wonder what a gayphone would look like

Me: PAYPHONE SUCKS

FireRubies1: would it be like shaped like a penis? And you talk into the balls.... and the other person talkes out the tip?

FireRubies1: *talks

Me: that...

Me: o-o

Me: now my mind is getting awful images.

FireRubies1: Oh God... would it be like curved?

Me: austin... is a distrubing way to think of it

Me: SHUSH ALREADY

FireRubies1: and the telephone cord would be pubes?

FireRubies1: OK I am done

Me: o-o

Me: u have ruined my childhood austin

FireRubies1: The World Ends With Pubes

Me: STAWP

FireRubies1: All I want for Christmas iiiiiiiiiiiiiis

FireRubies1: puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes

Me: AW0FAPWTHAOGH

FireRubies1: That should be a new game

FireRubies1: like the cookie game....

FireRubies1: except maybe a different word o.e

Me: NO

Me: owo

FireRubies1: Damn damn damn what I'd give to have pube here here here. I wish pubes were here

FireRubies1: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE PUUUUUUUUUUUBES

Me: /shootself

FireRubies1: I'm out of songs

FireRubies1: D:

Me: good

FireRubies1: WHAT DOESN'T KILL PUBES MAKES PUBES STRONGER

Me: URGH

Me: STOP

FireRubies1: Okay

[CardCaptorDeadpool 386]

Me and Bee

4Everbee: Sup sup supy sup sup

4Everbee: It's not soup.

4Everbee: It's sup.

Me: soup Bee!

Me: shit

4Everbee: Ew

4Everbee: Shit

Me: sup?

Me: i meant sup

4Everbee: The sky.

4Everbee: Stars

4Everbee: God

Me: weed

4Everbee: Some random white guy trying to get in to a strip club.

4Everbee: Fun

Me: ah shit son

4Everbee: I ain't son.

Me: not 2nite lads!

4Everbee: O__________o

Me: =_O

4Everbee: What the firetruck.

Me: o_O

4Everbee: First u rec DC and Aaron having sex now this.

4Everbee: Boy you really need help.

Me: its one of my favourite activities

4Everbee: O____O

4Everbee: Is it funnnnn

4Everbee: /shot

Me: you should see their wardrobe....

4Everbee: Oh my God.

Me: sooooo much room for activities in there!

4Everbee: O____---

Me: Aaron has that look in his eye weh DC's done

4Everbee: Oh my Gooooddddd

Me: i have a different one

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png Yum

4Everbee: Don't know if I should laugh.

4Everbee: Or run.

4Everbee: Or smile and wave.

4Everbee: I'm just gonna do all

4Everbee: -Laughs while smiling and waving and runs.-

Me: Oh Aaron your so talented with your Keyblade and I thought he wasn't into Kingdom Hearts!

4Everbee: OH MY GOD

Me: thats wat DC sed...

4Everbee: *What

4Everbee: *Said.

4Everbee: *That's,

4Everbee: Love youuuu

Me: but louder >_O

4Everbee: OH MY GOD STOP

Me: bitch were on chat, spelling good dont matter

4Everbee: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Me:

4Everbee: XDXD

4Everbee: Something is wrong with uuu

Me: thats what Apprentice said when I offered an advanced screening

Me: T_T

4Everbee: OH MY GOD

Me: Forever a loan

Me: What are you wearing?

4Everbee: You

4Everbee: Are

4Everbee: A

4Everbee: Perv;

Me: /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot

4Everbee: OH MY

4Everbee: XDXD

Me: OH YES

Me: oh no...

4Everbee: What the firetruckkk

Me: I feel deep shame, just like Aaron

4Everbee: I

4Everbee: Can't

4Everbee: Stop

4Everbee: Laughing

Me: It's like Pringles.

Me: it

4Everbee: Lol

Me: never

Me: ends mwahahahaha

4Everbee: NOOOOOZ

Me: so how many tapes can I write you down for, you have VCR right?

4Everbee: Yesss

4Everbee: 7

Me: FYI Sora96 gets first dibs

4Everbee: Damn

Me: excellent even Koko isn't that perverted!

4Everbee: OH MY

[4Everbee 1,365]

Me and Bee

4Everbee: Sup sup supy sup sup

4Everbee: It's not soup.

4Everbee: It's sup.

Me: soup Bee!

Me: shit

4Everbee: Ew

4Everbee: Shit

Me: sup?

Me: i meant sup

4Everbee: The sky.

4Everbee: Stars

4Everbee: God

Me: weed

4Everbee: Some random white guy trying to get in to a strip club.

4Everbee: Fun

Me: ah shit son

4Everbee: I ain't son.

Me: not 2nite lads!

4Everbee: O__________o

Me: =_O

4Everbee: What the firetruck.

Me: o_O

4Everbee: First u rec DC and Aaron having sex now this.

4Everbee: Boy you really need help.

Me: its one of my favourite activities

4Everbee: O____O

4Everbee: Is it funnnnn

4Everbee: /shot

Me: you should see their wardrobe....

4Everbee: Oh my God.

Me: sooooo much room for activities in there!

4Everbee: O____---

Me: Aaron has that look in his eye weh DC's done

4Everbee: Oh my Gooooddddd

Me: i have a different one

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png Yum

4Everbee: Don't know if I should laugh.

4Everbee: Or run.

4Everbee: Or smile and wave.

4Everbee: I'm just gonna do all

4Everbee: -Laughs while smiling and waving and runs.-

Me: Oh Aaron your so talented with your Keyblade and I thought he wasn't into Kingdom Hearts!

4Everbee: OH MY GOD

Me: thats wat DC sed...

4Everbee: *What

4Everbee: *Said.

4Everbee: *That's,

4Everbee: Love youuuu

Me: but louder >_O

4Everbee: OH MY GOD STOP

Me: bitch were on chat, spelling good dont matter

4Everbee: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Me:

4Everbee: XDXD

4Everbee: Something is wrong with uuu

Me: thats what Apprentice said when I offered an advanced screening

Me: T_T

4Everbee: OH MY GOD

Me: Forever a loan

Me: What are you wearing?

4Everbee: You

4Everbee: Are

4Everbee: A

4Everbee: Perv;

Me: /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot /shot/shot

4Everbee: OH MY

4Everbee: XDXD

Me: OH YES

Me: oh no...

4Everbee: What the firetruckkk

Me: I feel deep shame, just like Aaron

4Everbee: I

4Everbee: Can't

4Everbee: Stop

4Everbee: Laughing

Me: It's like Pringles.

Me: it

4Everbee: Lol

Me: never

Me: ends mwahahahaha

4Everbee: NOOOOOZ

Me: so how many tapes can I write you down for, you have VCR right?

4Everbee: Yesss

4Everbee: 7

Me: FYI Sora96 gets first dibs

4Everbee: Damn

Me: excellent even Koko isn't that perverted!

4Everbee: OH MY

 

Even when I'm re-read this cov. I can't stop loling.

At ur pervyness.

[CardCaptorDeadpool 386]

Moar?

 

4Everbee: -Hits ur with frying pan.

4Everbee: -

4Everbee: You been randomed

Me: how dare you strike KH13's sexy maestro!

4Everbee: BITCH

4Everbee: YOU AIN'T SEXY

Me: I am bringing the sex back

4Everbee: BITCH

4Everbee: PLEASE

Me: thats not what Eterna said

Me: bitch

Me: NICE BITCH

4Everbee: Please

4Everbee: I bet he just wants free sex tapes

Me: as it so happens he'll be receiving a bakers dozen

Me: ...only cause he earned them!

Me: O_=

4Everbee: O___o

Me: problamo?

Me:

4Everbee: ... I'm sexyer then you.

4Everbee: Deal with it.

Me: I know...

Me: I've seen you in your socks

4Everbee: OH MY

Me: >_O

Me: Oh you

Me: and your socks

Me: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Me: Niiiiice

4Everbee: O____O

Me: i already picked out your Birthday pressie....

4Everbee: Please. Don't. Tell me.

Me: bet u cant guess wat they are!

Me: I'll give you a hint.

4Everbee: Please don't.

Me: they slip on the bottom of your legs

4Everbee: O__O

Me: and fit in your shoes

Me: no need to thank me

4Everbee: Wtf

Me: the best part I printed Aaron and DC's top 3 moments on them

4Everbee: Walking away now

Me: So you can take their illicit escapades where ever u go!

Me: oh, bye :`(

4Everbee: -Walks away then stops.

4Everbee: -

Me: can i share this?

4Everbee: Wait a sec

Me: lolwut?

4Everbee: HOW

4Everbee: MANY

4Everbee: firetruckING

4Everbee: COV

4Everbee: ARE

4Everbee:

4Everbee: okay.

4Everbee: YOU

4Everbee: EDHNR4 firetruck WI-FI

[4Everbee 1,365]

Moar?

 

4Everbee: -Hits ur with frying pan.

4Everbee: -

4Everbee: You been randomed

Me: how dare you strike KH13's sexy maestro!

4Everbee: BITCH

4Everbee: YOU AIN'T SEXY

Me: I am bringing the sex back

4Everbee: BITCH

4Everbee: PLEASE

Me: thats not what Eterna said

Me: bitch

Me: NICE BITCH

4Everbee: Please

4Everbee: I bet he just wants free sex tapes

Me: as it so happens he'll be receiving a bakers dozen

Me: ...only cause he earned them!

Me: O_=

4Everbee: O___o

Me: problamo?

Me:

4Everbee: ... I'm sexyer then you.

4Everbee: Deal with it.

Me: I know...

Me: I've seen you in your socks

4Everbee: OH MY

Me: >_O

Me: Oh you

Me: and your socks

Me: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Me: Niiiiice

4Everbee: O____O

Me: i already picked out your Birthday pressie....

4Everbee: Please. Don't. Tell me.

Me: bet u cant guess wat they are!

Me: I'll give you a hint.

4Everbee: Please don't.

Me: they slip on the bottom of your legs

4Everbee: O__O

Me: and fit in your shoes

Me: no need to thank me

4Everbee: Wtf

Me: the best part I printed Aaron and DC's top 3 moments on them

4Everbee: Walking away now

Me: So you can take their illicit escapades where ever u go!

Me: oh, bye :`(

4Everbee: -Walks away then stops.

4Everbee: -

Me: can i share this?

4Everbee: Wait a sec

Me: lolwut?

4Everbee: HOW

4Everbee: MANY

4Everbee: firetruckING

4Everbee: COV

4Everbee: ARE

4Everbee:

4Everbee: okay.

4Everbee: YOU

4Everbee: EDHNR4 firetruck WI-FI

 

Do you just talk to me for u can post random cov's here?

[TripleNipple 308]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger : Can I see your ribcage?

 

Me: no.

[Cricket 1,180]

Cricket . says

so I'm trying to find kh items on amazon and buy something...I need to buy something...I'm really thinking about getting the life size kingdom key

but my bf is saying no

Robert(RSA) says

I'm in the same dilemma

penis the kawaii says

pee on him

Cricket . says

Robert(RSA) says

That's your solution to everything.

 

 

Koko, I love you.

[Protoman 1,974]

Break Man Man says

great

dark chocolate >>>>> every other chocolate

The Tom says

Meh

Break Man Man says

you are a communist if you dont think like me

The Tom says

 

You Americans just don't understand.

Break Man Man says

firetruck you jersey-man

 

friends do things together

[Tom 437]

Kiera says

ahh

conversation woes

 

Prosectuor Tom says

Pretty much.

Just listen to The Fragrance of Dark Coffee

So jazzy.

 

Kiera says

ok

im listening to it

 

-minute later-

 

Kiera says

also

see my msn status

 

>tom my name is blues not jazz assbaka

 

Prosecutor Tom says

And now my MSN status

 

>Kiera, suck my Yankee Doodle

 

Kiera says

firetruck u

 

Prosecutor Tom says

With lots of love.

;D

 

Just like the old days.

[Ivan 969]

[12:20:30 PM] Ivan: nooooo

 

[12:20:38 PM] Ivan: i don't wanna die young

 

[12:22:43 PM] Ryan: srry

 

[12:23:20 PM] Ivan: i will haunt you for the rest of your life

 

[12:25:15 PM] Ryan: no mick pls

 

[12:26:21 PM] Ivan: You're walking in your house

 

[12:26:24 PM] Ivan: there's no one around

 

[12:26:27 PM] Ivan: and your phone is dead

 

[12:26:42 PM] Ivan: out of the corner of your eye you spot me

 

[12:26:47 PM] Ivan: ABOUT TO SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL

 

[12:26:53 PM] Ryan: Like Slenderman ):

 

[12:27:07 PM] Ivan: slenderwoman

 

[12:27:20 PM] Ryan: Mrs. Slenderman

 

[12:27:25 PM] Ivan: I'll have his babies

 

[12:27:29 PM] Ivan: they'll haunt you too

 

[12:27:32 PM] Ryan: weird

 

[12:27:41 PM] Ivan: that's life

 

[12:27:56 PM] Ivan: You wake up in the morning thinking it's gonna be a normal day

 

[12:28:02 PM] Ivan: and then you realize you're pregnant with Slenderman's babies

 

[12:28:57 PM] Ryan: ;(

 

[12:30:02 PM] Ivan: he better help raise them

 

[12:30:12 PM] Ivan: i ain't raising no babies on my own

 

[12:30:35 PM] Ryan: nah man he a playah

 

[12:30:58 PM] Ivan: he's gonna get other people pregnant isn't he

 

[12:32:59 PM] Ryan: yep

 

[12:33:03 PM] Ryan: you'll need a support group

 

[12:33:19 PM] Ivan: Raise your hand if you've personally been victomized by Slenderman

 

[12:34:18 PM] Ryan: everyone ever raises their hand

 

I don't know how we ended up talking about this

[Koko 3,944]

[8/5/2012 1:46:17 AM] mike chilton: never b gomen

[8/5/2012 1:46:26 AM] mike chilton: ur gping to get ur yaoi privileges revoked

[8/5/2012 1:47:19 AM] Chuck Chilton: im already a yaoi

[8/5/2012 1:47:27 AM] Chuck Chilton: mikey-chan put it in my assbaka

[8/5/2012 1:48:40 AM] mike chilton: r u ready chuckles-chan

[8/5/2012 1:49:10 AM] Chuck Chilton: why chuckles this is the least attractive thing you couldve said to me in my entire life

[8/5/2012 1:49:48 AM] mike chilton: did i kill ur boner

[8/5/2012 1:50:00 AM] Chuck Chilton: no

[8/5/2012 1:50:16 AM] mike chilton: good

[8/5/2012 1:50:21 AM] mike chilton: R U READY FOR THIS MANLY SCHLONG

[8/5/2012 1:50:27 AM] mike chilton: did i kill it yet

[8/5/2012 1:50:42 AM] Chuck Chilton: why

[8/5/2012 1:51:28 AM] Chuck Chilton: not yet that is not as bad as chuckles

[8/5/2012 1:51:50 AM] mike chilton: omfg

[8/5/2012 1:52:52 AM] Chuck Chilton: i will leave my technology on

[8/5/2012 1:53:18 AM] mike chilton: das p gay

 

 

[8/8/2012 10:06:43 PM] Chuck Chilton: Welcome back koko

[8/8/2012 10:06:48 PM] mike chilton: thank

[8/8/2012 10:06:50 PM] Chuck Chilton: you firetrucking baby peach

[8/8/2012 10:06:58 PM] mike chilton: waht did u say to me

[8/8/2012 10:07:03 PM] Chuck Chilton: i called u a

[8/8/2012 10:07:06 PM] Chuck Chilton: firetruckin baby peach

[8/8/2012 10:07:13 PM | Edited 10:08:26 PM] mike chilton: im going to poop in ur lungs

[8/8/2012 10:07:22 PM] Chuck Chilton: [Wednesday, August 08, 2012 10:07 PM] mike chilton:

 

<<< im going to shit in ur lungs

[8/8/2012 10:07:24 PM] Chuck Chilton: something is off here

[8/8/2012 10:07:25 PM] Kaylyn: What

[8/8/2012 10:07:27 PM] Kaylyn: happen

[8/8/2012 10:07:33 PM] Chuck Chilton: one of these things is not like the other

[8/8/2012 10:07:40 PM] mike chilton: omg

[8/8/2012 10:07:46 PM] Chuck Chilton: u sweared mikey

[8/8/2012 10:08:04 PM] mike chilton: frick u

[8/8/2012 10:08:13 PM] Kaylyn: Yes?

[8/8/2012 10:08:15 PM] Chuck Chilton: mikey i saw that

[8/8/2012 10:08:21 PM] Kaylyn: DID SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME?

[8/8/2012 10:08:23 PM] Chuck Chilton: btw kaylyn's last name is frick

[8/8/2012 10:08:33 PM] mike chilton: HELLO FRICK HOW R U

[8/8/2012 10:09:32 PM] Kaylyn: I AM COOL AND OLD SCOOL, HOMIE

[8/8/2012 10:09:56 PM] mike chilton: WORD TO UR MOTHER

[8/8/2012 10:10:02 PM] mike chilton: im so done w/ myself rn

 

 

[8/8/2012 10:20:01 PM] Chuck Chilton: yes

[8/8/2012 10:21:22 PM] Chuck Chilton: i swear 2 god im going to shit on u when i get 2 ur house

[8/8/2012 10:21:36 PM] mike chilton: not nunless i lcok u out

[8/8/2012 10:21:39 PM] mike chilton: nunless,,,,

[8/8/2012 10:21:56 PM] Kaylyn: nuns

[8/8/2012 10:21:59 PM] Kaylyn: OU

[8/8/2012 10:22:00 PM] Kaylyn: NEED

[8/8/2012 10:22:01 PM] Kaylyn: MORE

[8/8/2012 10:22:03 PM] Kaylyn: NUNS

[8/8/2012 10:22:16 PM] mike chilton: NUNLess

 

im so done w/ myself

[Ivan 969]

[12:06:47 PM] Ivan: Here's to hoping you don't get paired up with a butt

 

[12:06:56 PM] Ivan: and if you do

 

[12:06:58 PM] Ivan: piss on them

 

[12:07:05 PM] Ryan: I'm not gonna piss on my room mate

 

[12:07:09 PM] Ryan: that's weird

 

[12:07:24 PM] Ivan: It's only weird if you get caught

 

[12:07:24 PM] Ryan: I'm just hoping it's someone I already know

 

[12:07:32 PM] Ivan: so don't get caught

 

[12:07:47 PM] Ryan: I'M NOT GOIGN TO PEE ON MY ROOMMATE

 

[12:07:59 PM] Ivan: BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE SOME KIND OF DEMON

 

[12:08:05 PM] Ivan: AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF IT

 

[12:08:07 PM] Ivan: IS TO PEE ON THEM

 

[12:08:30 PM] Ryan: SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO DO IT

 

[12:08:44 PM] Ivan: LOSER

 

[12:08:58 PM] Ivan: YOU'LL NEVER BE A DEMON HUNTER

 

[12:09:10 PM] Ryan: BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A DEMON HUNTER ;_;

 

[12:09:23 PM] Ivan: GOOD BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE ONE

 

[12:09:51 PM] Ryan: FINE, GOOD

 

[12:10:00 PM] Ivan: GOOD

 

[12:10:40 PM] Ryan: FINE

 

proof that koko's been influencing me on how i talk to people

[Protoman 1,974]

megaman xox says

i need one of those split keyboards

my hands are too big

because i have big

penis

or something

i dont remember hwo that joke goes

woops

[Yang 1,859]

My HetaConversation with Aqua7KH. I had France as my avatar at the time.

 

Aqua: HOW DARE YOU INVADE AUSTRALIA'S SITE YOU GIT. TAKE YOUR LITTLE FRENCH FLEET AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

 

Me: Ah, but you see, I'm just touring.

 

Aqua: GO TAKE YOUR MIMES AND BODY ODER SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU BLOODY TWIT.

 

Me: AH, does someone need a drink? Have a glass, would you? Bask in the beauty of this wondrous land that will soon be mine for the taking.

 

Aqua: *smacks glass away* I WILL NOT DRINK YOUR POISON.

 

Me: It's a shame how much you think of me as untrustworthy. You don't even have the strength to take a drink from my generous hand. Calmez-vous, and have a seat. We can talk about ALL the tension that has arose between us.

 

Aqua: ... *grumbles and sits down* What do you suppose we should talk about then, old chap? *sarcastic*

 

Me: Well, I have no idea. I'm afraid you've already wasted enough of MY time. If you need someone to talk to, you can always speak with one of my younger frères.

But I must warn you, they will not, as you say, SHUT UP.

*changes avatar to Italy*

Me: Big brother France told me to come and talk to you! I heard you were being a little grumpy.

DOES SOMEONE NEED SOME PASTA? I'M SURE THAT WILL CHEER YOU UP!

 

Aqua: WHY THE BLOODY HELL WOULD I EAT YOUR IMPROPER GRAIN? I for one would rather have some scones with marmite... bloody Denmark... {Marmite is so disgusting, Denmark banned it. }

 

Me:

 

Aqua: ...

MARMITE IS BRILLIANT.

 

Me: Lol, I love the Germany reference in your signature.

 

Aqua: Lol thank you~

 

It ended there abruptly.

Edited August 18, 2012 by ashiri

[Protoman 1,974]

Blue Beetle says

Aww yeah that be cool

*Kiera debated changing her tumblr url name again*

 

Booster Gold says

it's like you're writing that in your diary

"KIERA DEBATED CHANGING HER TUMBLR URL NAME AGAIN"

"I FEAR FOR HUMANITY"

-steve

 

Blue Beetle says

*Kiera thought i had diary but i don't,As Kiera thought about what Steve who say which isn't anything close to what this man called see would say*

 

Booster Gold says

OBVIOUSLY

ITS SOMETHING I WOULD SAY

steve would say somthing lame like

 

Blue Beetle says

But it is true i fear for humanity

 

Booster Gold says

"GOSH IM LAME"

lamer

 

Blue Beetle says

* Steve was sadden my news that it appears what says are things that are lame so to correct this steve came up with idea of not to say anything at all*

 

Booster Gold says

saying nothing is lame

+confirmed

[Junko 2,815]

You: hi

 

Stranger: Hey. You female?

 

You: maybe

 

Stranger: Ohhh If so, you're the first woman i've found on here tonight.

 

You: what, u need to get laided?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Protoman 1,974]

Blue Beetle says

Jesse

*juese

 

Booster Gold says

hahah

 

Blue Beetle says

Idk how to spell

 

Booster Gold says

JESUS

[Protoman 1,974]

Blue Beetle says

sorry wasn't thinking

 

Booster Gold says

dont worry

i dont think all the time either

 

Blue Beetle says

thanks

 

Booster Gold says

that's because

we are human

 

Blue Beetle says

yeah we are

and can i quote you on.Admiting your human

 

Booster Gold says

no

IM A ROBOT firetruckASS

 

Blue Beetle says

A defective robot

 

Booster Gold says

better than nothing

we are ordering pizza

whelp ok then

later

i guess

AS PROTOMAN

ID RATHER BE DEFETIVE

THAN DR LIGHT TO firetruck ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

Blue Beetle says

well your good kind of defective

pizza is nice

 

Booster Gold says

defective isnt a good sounding word tho

 

Blue Beetle says

i know but i say it in best way possible,Like gosh your so defective in best way possible

 

Booster Gold says

GOSH PROTOMAN UR SO DEFECTIVE IN LIKE THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE XOXOXO

does that sound right

 

Blue Beetle says

no

it doesn't

 

Booster Gold says

then just say

protoman ur a perfect machine

 

Blue Beetle says

okay noted

 

Booster Gold says

who dont need no doctor

 

Blue Beetle says

Well protoman ur a perfect machine who dont need no doctor

[Protoman 1,974]

Deadshot gives me way too much material for this thread

[TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689]

Me: Lexi is a butt.

Me: Badger her.

Golden: badger?

Golden: i dun understand ur nurth amwericwan stawwff

Me: It means

Me: bother her.

Me: aND IM NOT AMERICAN

Me: SHOOSHES UR FACE

 

im dumb and didnt realize he said north american in the beginning