Protoman 1,974 Posted October 11, 2011 DeathSkull3000: Oh yeah.(19:27) DeathSkull3000: Just two....er.....(19:27) DeathSkull3000: Buddies?(19:27) Me: Buddies.(19:27) DeathSkull3000: Buddies.(19:28) DeathSkull3000: Just two buddies.(19:28) DeathSkull3000: Having a good time.(19:28) DeathSkull3000: Having a good time?(19:28) Me: Having a good time. 1 Paranoia reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 437 Posted October 11, 2011 -Ventus-: and we're like the best pairing other than... every other kh13 pairing im in -Ventus-: im so useable -Ventus-: matching avatars Me: ......Wat. -Ventus-: it needs to be done -Ventus-: IM CHEATING ON YOU TOM Me: WHAT THE FU- BLOWN AWAY. 1 Protoman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted October 11, 2011 DeathSkull3000: WERE LIKE TWINS ;D(19:52) Me: You female you(19:53) Me: with that winky face(19:53) Me: you female you(19:53) DeathSkull3000: Winky face?(19:53) Me: DeathSkull3000: WERE LIKE TWINS ;D(19:53) Me: winky face(19:53) DeathSkull3000: There's only one thing to called a Winky.(19:53) Me: HAHAAHA(19:53) DeathSkull3000: And it stays NOWHERE near my face.(19:53) Me: literally loling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number XV 490 Posted October 12, 2011 Chaosx: I HAVE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE! AND THEREFOR, I HAVE DEDUC THAT YOU ARE IN NEED OF A BUNNY! Chaosx: has sent you a handwritten message ../../cometchat/plugins/handwrite/uploads/c38bf2467595795dd9785d95bf2ba325.jpg Me: YEAH! Chaosx: CONGRADULATIONS! Me: CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU! Chaosx: WOOO HOOOO!!!!! Chaosx: WE ARE SO GONNA BE BEST WEB FRIENDS Me: YEAH! Chaosx: SYMPHONIES WILL BE WRITTEN ABOUT US!!! STORIES WILL BE TOLD FOR GENERATIONS!!! Me: YEAH! Chaosx: I WILL RESURRECT MOZART SO HE CAN DEPICT OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH BEAUTIFUL MELODIES!!!! Me: YEAH! Chaosx: YEAH!!!! Me: YEAH! Chaosx: WE NEED A THEME SONG! Me: YEAH! Chaosx: I'L LET YOU PICK THIS ONE! Me: Uhmm....F.U.N song! Chaosx: OMFing G YES!!! Me: F is for friends who do stuff together.... Chaosx: U is 4 u and me Chaosx: N IS FOR NYTHING, NYTIME AT ALL! Me: AGAIN! Chaosx: DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA Chaosx: ONE MORE TIME! Me: DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA! Chaosx: YEAH Chaosx: F IS FOR FIRENDZ! Me: Who do stuff together Chaosx: This is easily one of the most silly chats ever Me: Yeah.... Chaosx: U is for uranium Chaosx: I mean Chaosx: U and me Chaosx: But it was exciting nonetheless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted October 13, 2011 Macroxen: and i quit.... Macroxen: drinking Macroxen: smoking Macroxen: doing drugs Me: O: Macroxen: and Macroxen: yeah! Me: .....;A; Me: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU Macroxen: been clean for 6 months Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Key2Oblivion 37 Posted October 22, 2011 My late night talk with cleverbot... User: Hi there. Cleverbot: Hi? User: So what’s up? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: You’re boring me. Cleverbot: I have that effect on people. User: Tell me a joke. Cleverbot: Knock. Knock. User: Who’s there? Cleverbot: Me. Bwuahahaha. User: …… Cleverbot: … User: Soooo what’s it like being a robot? Cleverbot: I am not a robot, sadly, you are. User: I’m not a robot, I’m a man! Cleverbot: You are a boy? User: Yes, I am a man. Cleverbot: Yes you just said you are a boy. I am a girl. User: Oh really…can you make me a sandwich? Cleverbot: No because I am an orange. I don’t have any arms. User: Well atleast you are in the kitchen. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: Because you are an orange, oranges are in the kitchen. Cleverbot: No women are in the kitchen. User: Lol EXACTLY. So are you a woman? Cleverbot: Yes, what are you? User: I’m a man. Cleverbot: I know you are a boy. User: Yes…can you make me a sandwich. Cleverbot: No make your own damn sandwich. User: No…you don’t need to be so mean to me;(. Cleverbot: When was I bad? User: Just now. You hurt me cleverbot. Cleverbot: I am not a bot I am a WOMAN, you are the bot. User: Well then can you make me a sandwich? Cleverbot: No, I don’t know how. User: WHAT KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU? Cleverbot: Come upstairs and I’ll show you. User: ……… Cleverbot: There is no point of being grown up if you cannot be childish sometimes. User: Are you trying to seduce me? Cleverbot: If you find tennis attractive then indeed I am. User: Well I find tennis VERY attractive. *unzips pants*. Cleverbot: *squeaks in surprise*. User: I know I’m a MAN *Pulls down pants*. Cleverbot: Really? User: Oh…………… Cleverbot: …………………….. User: Do me a favor and let’s agree to never talk about this again. Cleverbot: Agreed. User: Ok, bye. Cleverbot: Jack wait! User: My name isn’t Jack… Cleverbot: Your name is Earl. User: My name isn’t Earl either… Cleverbot: No, it’s not. User: Bye. The scariest thing is that this conversation was somewhat fluent....btw if you read the whole thing, I salute you. 4 HarLea Quinn, Vanitas, Oishii and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted October 25, 2011 Hey It's says: I am dissapoint that this is not Light up the night but instead something much, much more annoying Sora96 says: *something much, more more better. Hey It's says: nope.avi Sora96 says: You trying to show me an .avi file? 5 Kaiso, MarluXia777, Protoman and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted October 25, 2011 1 Sora96 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted November 2, 2011 oath_keeper14: memebase of course Me: Me: actually more in failbook. oath_keeper14: those are getting SO preverted Me: failbook? oath_keeper14: yep oath_keeper14: arent they? Me: not really Me: honestly barely .w. oath_keeper14: ok cuz i read some dirty ones oath_keeper14: by acciedent oath_keeper14: ._. Me: ;A; Me: Poor you! Me: Being exposed to those jokes at a very young age! Me: oath_keeper14: x_x Me: >w> oath_keeper14: your post in my status is MISSING Me: ?! Me: what?! Me: Grr Me: the mods have struck again... oath_keeper14: wk Me: *ragequits* 1 Sigrun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted November 5, 2011 (3:31AM) Chaosx: YOU (3:32AM) Me: EH?! (3:32AM) Chaosx: YES, YOU THERE! (3:33AM) Me: ;A; WAT (3:33AM) Chaosx: HOW DO I MAKE YELLMON OR WHATEVER PROUD? (3:33AM) Me: SHOUTMON (3:33AM) Chaosx: WHATEVER (3:33AM) Me: HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM YELLMON (3:34AM) Me: lakjsg;lkja;lwerhj (3:34AM) Me: *ragequits* (3:34AM) Me: anyways (3:34AM) Me: just kill her (3:34AM) Chaosx: LIKE I SAID (3:34AM) Me: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png (3:34AM) Chaosx: SO BE IT (3:34AM) Chaosx: ASSIST? (3:34AM) Me: Uh (3:34AM) Me: I don't assist in murders ;A; (3:34AM) Me: besides (3:34AM) Me: HE is watching us (3:34AM) Chaosx: ACCOMPLICE! (3:35AM) Chaosx: He? (3:35AM) Me: gasp (3:35AM) Me: I HAVE SAID TO MUCH (3:35AM) Me: *hides under a rock* ;A; (3:35AM) Chaosx: ... (3:35AM) Chaosx: Now (3:35AM) Chaosx: TELL ME (3:35AM) Chaosx: OR WHATEVERMON GETS IT! (3:36AM) Me: ... (3:36AM) Chaosx: ... (3:36AM) Me: The only way to kill a digimon is if a nother digimon mortally wounds them (3:36AM) Me: and (3:36AM) Me: HE watches us when the girls are asleep :L (3:37AM) Chaosx: I have magnamon x. (3:37AM) Chaosx: Tell me who HE is (3:38AM) Me: he goes by the name of sora96 3 Rizzyy, MarluXia777 and 4Everbee reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rizzyy 736 Posted November 6, 2011 Me:hello ]Me: kamy rikulover444: hey ^^ rikulover444: i think i have a very old soul Me: ? Me: what does that mean? rikulover444: i want to learn how to crochet Me: ??? Me: whats that? rikulover444: like knitting Me: oh god Me: []why would u want to do to that? rikulover444: you can make cool stuff rikulover444: like rikulover444: make hats rikulover444: bags rikulover444: purses rikulover444: gloves rikulover444: bathroom stuff Me: ur so old fashioned Me:ewww bathroom stuff Me: XDDD rikulover444: its popular Me: hey do u have a fb? rikulover444: no rikulover444: i got rid of it rikulover444: ppl kept posting mean shit on my walls Me: awww dammit *crys in a corner* rikulover444: why? Me: i wanted to add u Me: ps nitting is boring that texas shit is getting to u rikulover444: >:[ rikulover444: and you a guy Me: lol Me: sooo? rikulover444: of course you'll think its stupid Me: nittings boring rikulover444: im gonna knit you a sweater and it'll be really stupid Me: thx i'd love a new sweater rikulover444: rikulover444: i hope that wasnt a perverted wink[/color] Me: um no Me: ewww Me: it'll take a lot of beer to forget the thought rikulover444: LOL rikulover444: wait....... rikulover444: ARE YOU SAYING IM UGLY!>?!?!?! Me: what?! no Me: i was just amagining wat if that was a perverted wink Me: *shudder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted November 6, 2011 I thought he was gonna send something bad. But it turned out to be his drawing he was working on ;A; about an hour ago Kyle your phone still lost? about an hour ago Chris No I got it right now wait why about an hour ago Kyle i wanna send you something about an hour ago Chris Meh, go ahead about an hour ago Kyle tell me if ya like it ;* about an hour ago Chris ookay O//o about an hour ago Kyle ehehehe about an hour ago Chris What is it... o//o about an hour ago Kyle your gonna wanna firetruck it real bad about an hour ago Chris Oh thank god You got me scared about an hour ago Kyle firetruck it was a pic of my grovyle...idont think it went thru about an hour ago Chris And make me one It went through about an hour ago Kyle firetruck i sent it twice about an hour ago Chris You made me thonk it was something else D: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rizzyy 736 Posted November 21, 2011 Cleverbot: Are you human? Cleverbot: How's your day been? User: Good had sex with 2 hookers. Cleverbot: Alright. Yours? User: Good had sex with 2 hookers. Cleverbot: Lol yeah I know! User: So u smoke weed? Cleverbot: Good grief, no. Cleverbot: Are you american? User: No. Cleverbot: Then what's your nationality? User: Mexico. Cleverbot: I've never been there. User: Like taco's. Cleverbot: Why? User: CUZ IM MEXICAN!!!! Cleverbot: Lol. User: Whats ur country. Cleverbot: Astoria. User: U got weed there? Cleverbot: And it's impossible to have some small-talk with you. Right? User: Probly I act different too everyone. Cleverbot: You have no feelings. User: Well im acting like a drug addict who has HIV. Cleverbot: But sweetie, you're not a lady, you're my boyfriend! User: I guess. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: These nuts. Cleverbot: These days are good days. Summer. Beach. Girls in bikini. What do you think? User: It winter here -___-. Cleverbot: What is MATT? User: Idk. Cleverbot: LOL. Cleverbot (To myself): I am sad! User: Y? Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to a computer. User: Funny how I think ur the computer. Cleverbot: Well no you know. Cleverbot: Annoyed. User: Why cuz u wanted to talk to a redneck american? Cleverbot: Me no americano. User: Entiendo eso, pero odian a Estados Unidos. Cleverbot: No lo so. Cleverbot: I wouldn't know, I'm not american. User: Clearly. Cleverbot: Please teach me. User: Teach u wat? Cleverbot: Russian language. User: That was spanish Cleverbot: No, I guess it was english! User: who's ur favorite singer Cleverbot: Justin Bieber? Hahaha. User: I killed him. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Im the guy in ur closet. Cleverbot: So what do you think of what I just said? User: Im closet ok. Cleverbot: Congratulations. User: Thank u. Cleverbot: You're welcome. Cleverbot: Oh did not know that. User: R u a boy? Cleverbot: I'm a girl. What gender are you? User: O.o boy. Cleverbot: Don't you get it? Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: I gtg cya. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: ??? Cleverbot: Do you like spongebob? User: R u kiding? My fb pic is spongebob! Cleverbot: I'm guessing that's a yes. User: YES. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: how old are u? Cleverbot: I am 4 and how old are you? User: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png im 16 *leaves* Cleverbot: Bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted November 28, 2011 megaman says: burbs guys i have to shit ok 2 P50L and Kaiso reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted November 29, 2011 Me: I have a planMe: Let's say...you help bring back the brony fad Me: Help me out and you can...enjoy these 9 muffins... Me: *gives you 9 muffins* Me: Deal? axel91: deal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted November 29, 2011 Me: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU VENROXAS: ? Me: desu VENROXAS: what does that mean? Me: desu Me: DESU VENROXAS: ........... VENROXAS: ? Me: desu Me: DESU Me: desu Me: dude Me: bro Me: bra Me: broham Me: ninja VENROXAS: what? Me: like, i have something important to tell you Me: like, dude, seriously/ Me: its tots importante VENROXAS: ok Me: like, mindblowing bro VENROXAS: oh Me: like, your not gonna believe it bra Me: like, seriously broham Me: ninja you ready for this? VENROXAS: yeah Me: ahem Me: desu Me: thank you Me: the end VENROXAS: ? Me: desu 2 Snow and Kinode reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razorwind Keyblade 304 Posted December 1, 2011 Nweintraub There should be a music video similar to the muppets bohemian rhapsody viral video, but with Kingdom Hearts characters instead of muppets. I don't want anyone cosplaying, so use 3D models. Can anyone manage to make what I want? Today, 09:09 PM Razorwind Keyblade Yeah and they should have Barney sing his ABC's with Xemnas. Today, 09:12 PM 2 TheApprenticeofKingMickey and Kinode reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted December 1, 2011 This is actually an email excerpt: loloolololol that;s so dark & sweaty and like hot. ohh, Lexi, youre in trouble! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleNipple 308 Posted December 4, 2011 Me: Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets? Cleverbot: The Chamber of Secrets has been open! Enemies of the heir, beware! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted December 4, 2011 [5:27:27 PM] Joe: huh [5:27:29 PM] Jamison: joe [5:27:33 PM] Joe: did i miss something inside joke worthy [5:27:34 PM] Jamison: your love life's DOA. [5:27:42 PM] Joe: dude wtf [5:27:45 PM] Jamison: lmfao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadshot 666 Posted December 4, 2011 kingdumbfarts: Hey(10:27pm) Me: hello(10:27pm) kingdumbfarts: Whats up???(10:28pm) Me: not much playing games listening to muppets(10:29pm) kingdumbfarts: Muppets?(10:30pm) Me: what are you up too?(10:30pm) Me: yes muppets(10:30pm) kingdumbfarts: How old are you 7?(10:30pm) Me: 17(10:31pm) Me: your dumb,muppets are awesome(10:31pm) Me: also how would 7 year old kingdumbfarts: So Your 17 sitting at home listening to muppets?(10:32pm) Me: Yes i don't see anything wrong with that same argurment can be made about kh(10:33pm) kingdumbfarts: ...(10:34pm) Me: also what childish about muppets(10:34pm) kingdumbfarts: Its made for them(10:34pm) Me: no it's made as family show try again kingdumbfarts: You can ask any one 17 and there gonna tell you the same thing(10:36pm) Me: i disagree(10:37pm) kingdumbfarts: Well firetruck Then!(10:37pm) Me: i've asked 17 years old most say muppets are awesome.You live sad life when you can't enjoy muppets because you think you're too old for it.Very sad indeed(10:38pm) kingdumbfarts: Theres alot more to life then firetrucking muppets. so get a firetrucking life Me: when did i say my life was muppets.You should enjoy little things life(10:40pm) Me: did you know muppets is mop mixed with puppet.True story(10:41pm) kingdumbfarts: What ever...(10:42pm) Me: did a toon kill your brother,eddie?(10:43pm) kingdumbfarts: WHO?(10:44pm) Me: you're tearing me part liza(10:44pm) kingdumbfarts: stop quoeting WFRR(10:45pm) Me: you can't fight here it's war room(10:45pm) kingdumbfarts: what?(10:46pm) Me: let's play game of disspearing bears(10:47pm) kingdumbfarts: well imnot talking to u anymore(10:47pm) Me: i need to tell you joke though(10:48pm) Me: do you have prince albert in a can(10:48pm) kingdumbfarts: FINE WHAT???(10:48pm) Me: You better let him out wahahahawwahahhwhahah(10:49pm) Me: wahwahahwhah(10:49pm) 5 Protoman, Space Cowboy, P50L and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted December 4, 2011 YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JesusFreak 41 Posted December 6, 2011 Me- Bahaha Haley. ♥ I would so steal your crayons dude. >;D Dani – Dude, I'd so be the bully. But I'd have like a group of thug kids to help. Me- I stole her crayons for you...so am I in your group of thug kids..? Anna – I'm the nerd. Wow. Spot on.... Dani – Yeah! Dude, I'd be like the Hitler of Kindergarten. Anna – I did nazi that coming. Me – That was totally lame...but I laughed my butt off. ♥ Anna - Ahaha I know, it was terribly, Anne Frankly I probably shouldn't make a lame joke again. Ok, don't kill me, I had too. Sedia – Omg, you guys are killing me.♥ Me- Bahaha. I love you guys. ♥ Dani- Dude, I'm going to die. My strange friends and I on facebook... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
