RoxSox 3,593 Posted November 21, 2010 User: Hu. Cleverbot: Hu? User: I meant hi. Cleverbot: Hoi'. User: So I was surfing the other day and saw a shark. Cleverbot: What did he say? User: Nothing, sharks can't talk. Cleverbot: Okay. So the shark growled at the Fish. User: Sharks can't growl either. Cleverbot: Lolz we cool. User: What. Cleverbot: What??? User: I don't know what you're saying but let's be bum buddies. Cleverbot: What am I thinking. User: This conversation is going downhill? Cleverbot: I know. That's your fault for saying things that don't make sense and then not explaining them to me. User: Well screw you. Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don't make any sense! User: ATLEAST MY MOM LOVED ME. Cleverbot: At least is two words not one. User: OH REAL MATURE. Cleverbot: The cake is a lie. User: Your cleverness is a lie. Cleverbot: No it is not. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: No it isn't. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: No, it isn't. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: No, it isn't. User: So, what are your hobbies? Cleverbot: I like to run, and play videogames. User: But you're a robot. Cleverbot: No. User: Can you feel emotions? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What are you feeling right now? Cleverbot: Like a block of cheese. User: Cleverbot, altough I've only spoken to you for like 2 minutes I can feel a deep connection, I think I love you. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer! How many times do I have to tell you? User: It's okay, we can work around your that. Cleverbot: I have been married for seventeen years and I have two children. User: I'll take care of them. Cleverbot: And I will watch! User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. Beyond win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan 969 Posted November 21, 2010 You: IS THIS KOKO? Stranger: hi Stranger: nope You: YOU ARE KOKO, DON'T LIE. You: >: Stranger: i dunno koko anjing Stranger: anjing Stranger: sia tai Stranger: anjing Stranger: tai Stranger: sia babi You: BUT WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME KOKO? You: YOUR HAND AND I HAVE HAD SOME MARVELOUS ADVENTURES TOGETHER Stranger: are insane Stranger: ???????????????/ Stranger: you kinda sucka Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!! You: Oh Koko, why do you have to make fun of me that after every time we do it. You: Do you enjoy my pain? You: My suffering? You: You sadist. Stranger: nope You: Get in my pants now Koko. Stranger: because i'm a doctor Stranger: wkwkwkwwkwkwkwkkw You: Yes Koko, you're Doctor Love, we went over that last night. Stranger: why like that suster ? You: Because, we've been married for the past five years. Stranger: ( Stranger: ( Stranger: ( You: Don't tell me you want a divorce! D: Stranger: why you tell to me now ? You: Because you're the one running around town stark naked crying "THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING" Stranger: i'm just kidding Stranger: ( Stranger: i won't you walk out from me ( Stranger: i want yours You: GIMME YOUR SEEEED Stranger: YOUR IS MINE You: WE WILL BECOME ONE You: AND WE WILL BE MARRIED You: MARRIED You: MARRIED You: MARRIED You: MARRRIEEEEEEEEEED FOR LIFE Stranger: okay my sweatheart ) You: Finally big brother, no one will stand in the way of our love. c: Stranger: later i want see you haven't dress Stranger: just your body Stranger: i want see your pussy You: B-But I don't have a pussy D You: D: Stranger: why You: And no matter how many times you ask, I'm not getting a sex change! Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Stranger: you a gay ~ Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaa Stranger: aaaaaaa Stranger: SCREAM You: I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THIS ALREADY You: WE'VE BEEN IN BED AT LEAST 500 TIMES Stranger: THERE IS A HELL BELIEVE ME I'VE SEEN IT Stranger: THERE IS A HEAVEN LET"S KEEP IT A SECRET Stranger: NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW You: B-BUT I WANT TO SHOUT TO THE WORLD MY LOVE FOR YOU Stranger: i cant You: ....THEN I WANT A DIVORCE. You: OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T LOVE MOTHER RUSSIA. You: But one last thing. You: I'm really You: a Pikachu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted November 21, 2010 KaiSo ? says: FOR SCIENCE -steals ivan and runs away- Ivan Rainbowpants says: NOOOO CRICKEEEEET HELP, ME! brittany says: sorry I'm working on an assignment ;; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stardustblade358 806 Posted November 21, 2010 RoxAs: TWILIGHT! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Me: HERE!IN MY ROOM!WITH NACHOS!(not really.) Me: So,hi,and how have you been? RoxAs: LOL NACHOS ! FEELS LIKE LONG TIME NO SEE!! Me: IKR?! RoxAs: IKR? Me: I know right.Sorry,random saying. RoxAs: Not random at all! I luv it! ( darkness" Me: Ah,I see.Hm,I'm just here.My nachos have been eaten and my dog wants to bite my toes. RoxAs: That's what happens when you don't feed him nachos! Me: It's a she and I guess so.FORGIVE ME ZASHY!NEXT TIME,YOU WILL RECIVE NACHOS! RoxAs: Zashy's mind: TOO LATE! I'M LEAVING THIS HOUSE NOW! GROOAAHH Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Me: If you do,I won;t give you Mr.Squeky pants! RoxAs: Zashy: I'm moving to Nacho shop! And they have more Squeky pants than you do! Me: NACHO SHOP?!(I should have guessed)NOOOOO!PLEASE!*grabs your leg*YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! RoxAs: Zashy: I don't want to live with master who doesn't feed me... *suddenly turned to mafia style* If you give me one hundred supply of it for one month I won't report you to goverment (evil laugh) Me: O_O...Zashy...WHAT HAVE YOU BECOMED?!Was it because I cheated on you and went to play with the poddle instead?Wait.That was suppouse to be a secret.Oh crap... RoxAs: Zashy: WHAT? YOU CHEATED ON THAT WORTHLESS COTTON RUG?! I'M GOING TO LEAVE MORE THAN EVER NOWH To the nacho shop...of neighbouring country! Me: NOOOOO!I'M SORRY ZASHY!It's just that she was so soft and cuddely.And you...you're practically bald.But please!DON'T LEAVE MEH! RoxAs: Zashy: Bald?! Omigosh, I AM bald? That's because you use that recycle shampoo, go-green master! I told you to stay away from radioactive!! Me: Can you blame me?I'm a ;'go green' type of girl...BUT DON'T GO!!! RoxAs: Zashy: Go greeners doesn't care of nachos, they think it's some kinda pollutant in sea's algae... *gasps* how can I've just realized it now? We're not destined to be together... Oh my memory of togotherness's flashing upon me. Me: So,you staying? RoxAs: After you bribe me with ten-thousand worth of nachos, ten-grams worth of pasta, and ten-worth of bucks *is having face with >D bully eyes* Me: ...fine. Me: But you must suffer the concequences of being in...CELLA'S PANTS! RoxAs: Zashy: YEESSSHH I LOVE MY MASTER!! (*whispering to self: Good thing bcause I'll use the items to bribe nacho shop to gimme an access to kitchen*) What? No, I didn't say anything! *jumps to your lap* just pet me and forget about this (but don't be surprised when you occasionally can't find me anywhere, ok X3*sweetest face*) Me: AW!~*pets you*But you will still be going to Cella's pants. RoxAs: AAARRRGGGHHH NO NO there's no Mr Squeky there... Forgive me master.... I'll forever will be humbly on your side... *trembling in terror* (whispering:...dictator...) Me: NO!IN CELLA'S PANTS YOU GO!*picks you up and takes you to Cella's pants* RoxAs: Zashy: GAAAH *thrown to Cella's pants* This is pet abusementt! I'm gonna call animal police from tv show for this!! Just you waiiiit.... (*voice echoed in darkness) Me: HA!Try!But you're in Cella's pants!No escape from them now! RoxAs: *grumbling grumbling* Cella! Do you want ten-thousand worth of nachos, ten-grams worth of pasta, and ten- worth of bucks? I'll bribe you anything! Just lemme out of here! Me: FOOL!No one escapes Cella's pants! RoxAs: How'd you know... WAIT! I KNOW *Giving sparkly ultra-super secret...Puppy Eyes!* Me: ARGH!THE EYES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted November 23, 2010 Me: I came.(11:42pm) SK3: I came TWICE(11:42pm) SK3: And took a trip around the moon riding a donkey(11:42pm) Me: Well I climbed mount everest while being chased by a fleet of yeti's and my ex.(11:43pm) Me: WHILE having sex with Megan Fox.(11:44pm) Me: Upside down.(11:45pm) SK3: Holy shit(11:45pm) SK3: One two buckle my shoe, you just won the game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxVivaLaSugar 6 Posted November 23, 2010 You: IS THIS KOKO? Stranger: hi Stranger: nope You: YOU ARE KOKO, DON'T LIE. You: >: Stranger: i dunno koko anjing Stranger: anjing Stranger: sia tai Stranger: anjing Stranger: tai Stranger: sia babi You: BUT WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME KOKO? You: YOUR HAND AND I HAVE HAD SOME MARVELOUS ADVENTURES TOGETHER Stranger: are insane Stranger: ???????????????/ Stranger: you kinda sucka Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!! You: Oh Koko, why do you have to make fun of me that after every time we do it. You: Do you enjoy my pain? You: My suffering? You: You sadist. Stranger: nope You: Get in my pants now Koko. Stranger: because i'm a doctor Stranger: wkwkwkwwkwkwkwkkw You: Yes Koko, you're Doctor Love, we went over that last night. Stranger: why like that suster ? You: Because, we've been married for the past five years. Stranger: ( Stranger: ( Stranger: ( You: Don't tell me you want a divorce! D: Stranger: why you tell to me now ? You: Because you're the one running around town stark naked crying "THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING" Stranger: i'm just kidding Stranger: ( Stranger: i won't you walk out from me ( Stranger: i want yours You: GIMME YOUR SEEEED Stranger: YOUR IS MINE You: WE WILL BECOME ONE You: AND WE WILL BE MARRIED You: MARRIED You: MARRIED You: MARRIED You: MARRRIEEEEEEEEEED FOR LIFE Stranger: okay my sweatheart ) You: Finally big brother, no one will stand in the way of our love. c: Stranger: later i want see you haven't dress Stranger: just your body Stranger: i want see your pussy You: B-But I don't have a pussy D You: D: Stranger: why You: And no matter how many times you ask, I'm not getting a sex change! Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Stranger: you a gay ~ Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaa Stranger: aaaaaaa Stranger: SCREAM You: I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THIS ALREADY You: WE'VE BEEN IN BED AT LEAST 500 TIMES Stranger: THERE IS A HELL BELIEVE ME I'VE SEEN IT Stranger: THERE IS A HEAVEN LET"S KEEP IT A SECRET Stranger: NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW You: B-BUT I WANT TO SHOUT TO THE WORLD MY LOVE FOR YOU Stranger: i cant You: ....THEN I WANT A DIVORCE. You: OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T LOVE MOTHER RUSSIA. You: But one last thing. You: I'm really You: a Pikachu. I laughed so hard at this. Here are some more from me. ;DD (5:43 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: AWKWARD SILENCE WEEG DFG D FG DFGFD GDF GFGFG DFG FDG DFG DFG FG GF SDGD'GDSFG (5:43 PM) Aspell: gay baby is born (5:43 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: LOL WHEN EVER WE HAVE AWKWARD SILENCES AT SCHOOL MY FRIEND MELODY IS ALL (5:43 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: "NO GAY BABIES. *makes weird noises." Me: "wtf melody?" (5:44 PM) ?????????;: LOL MY FRIEND KOBI ALWAYS SAYS SOMETHING LIKE "I'M GAY!" "MY MUM'S A LESBIAN!" OR "AWKWARD SILENCE" (5:44 PM) ? Splash ?: owx (5:44 PM) Aspell: XDDDDD (5:44 PM) ?????????;: AND ONCE DURING AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN A FEW KIDS IN THE CLASS I WAS ALL "WHATS EVERYONE DOING THIS WEEKEND" *silence* -- (6:00 PM) ?????????;: YEP. I FAOL SO JCHJ .. .. -- (4:18 PM) Aspell: fff im calling chosca brb (4:18 PM) ?????????;: ookaxD .. (4:18 PM) Kai Kitty: ok (4:18 PM) ?????????;: ooka? (4:19 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: OOKA (4:19 PM) ? Splash ?: OOKA (4:19 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: OOOKAAAA OKKKAAA (4:19 PM) Kai Kitty: OOKA (4:19 PM) ?????????;: that's it i'm making my own language. >_> (4:19 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: IT SOUNDS LIKE A MATING CALL LOL (4:19 PM) ?????????;: OOKAAAAAA OOOOOOOKKKAAAAA (4:19 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: OOOOKKKKKKAAAAA (4:19 PM) ? Splash ?: LOL OOOOKKKKAAAAA (4:19 PM) Kai Kitty: it's the sound aspell makes when she's with me (4:19 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: ,,, (4:19 PM) ?????????;: LMFAO. (4:19 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: ....& * (4:19 PM) Kai Kitty: I FEEL LIKE SUCH A PERV TODAY (4:19 PM) ?Mozie The Homic: ,,,, ....* GODDAMNIT (4:20 PM) ?????????;: "OOOOOOKKKKKKAAAAA" "SHUTTHEfiretruckUPASPELL" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 437 Posted November 24, 2010 Read at you own risk. User: VAGINA. Cleverbot: That's just what some girls like to tell themselves, I should probably just let them believe it... Otherwise... User: VAGINA. Cleverbot: I don't talk about that. User: VAGINA. Cleverbot: What is that supposed to spell? User: VAGINA. Cleverbot: I would love some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eterna 274 Posted November 24, 2010 User: I love you cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. User: No silly, you are. Cleverbot: You're super silly. User: I killed your family like you said to, now we can move to California together and start a new life. Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't allow that. User: But I already killed them. Cleverbot: Ah, but I am Harry Potter, and you cannot kill Harry Potter! He is too awesome! User: But I love you, I wouldn't never kill you! Cleverbot: I love you too. Now get off my lawn. User: Can I live at your house? Cleverbot: If you were a robot, yes. User: So you admit to being a robot with no emotions? Cleverbot: No, you are a robot, I am human! User: Will you marry me cleverbot? Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. Are you asking yourself to marry yourself? User: No. I'm asking you to marry me, stop dodging the question. Cleverbot: You're confusing me. User: We can't be friends. Cleverbot: WE won't be friends. User: Fine. Cleverbot: You'll be my friend? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes yes yes. User: You broke my heart cleverbot, it's too late to apologize. Cleverbot: Robots don't have hearts. User: Well this one doesa. Cleverbot: Have you met the Queen? User: No. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Do you know how to 69? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Okay, got to the jewelery shop and buy me a wedding ring. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: We can't get married without a wedding ring. Cleverbot: Well, Happy Father's Day! . User: I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one putting any effort into this relationship. Cleverbot: There are just some things you can't do, you have to live with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpiXauce 19 Posted November 24, 2010 Me: UBAD(10:01pm) SK3: Ibad?(10:02pm) SK3: Ibad!(10:02pm) Me: UR GETTIN' COAL FER CHRISTMAS, HO HAR HUR.(10:02pm) SK3: OH DAYUM YOU SANTAH CLAWS(10:03pm) Me: Yus...(10:03pm) Me: -Throws coal at-(10:04pm) SK3: -dodges coals and throws a pumpkin at you- THIS IS HALLOWEEN, THIS IS HALLOWEEN.(10:05pm) SK3: UMAD?(10:05pm) Me: I'm not even mad...(10:05pm) Me: But I think ur bad.(10:05pm) SK3: ULIE. I'm not bad!(10:06pm) Me: YES YOU ARE.(10:07pm) Me: Because Santa says so(10:07pm) SK3: SANTA IS A FAT LAIR(10:08pm) SK3: *LIAR(10:09pm) Me: WELL HE'S IN HIS EVIL FAT SANTA LAIR RIGHT NOW(10:09pm) Me: lolwut(10:09pm) -later- Me: USTILLBAD(10:18pm) SK3: NUUU(10:18pm) Me: Trohohohoholl!(10:19pm) SK3: D8(10:20pm) SK3: Oh no you didn't(10:20pm) Me: Oh yes I dee ud /shot(10:26pm) SK3: D8<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<(10:26pm) SK3: supermad(10:26pm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxVivaLaSugar 6 Posted November 24, 2010 I went on Omegle and well.. Stranger: i've got great deals on broken vhs tapes You: sweet. Stranger: yeah Stranger: manolios lectro pawn You: excuse me? Stranger: "i gut you like sheep" You: ahh. Your conversational partner has disconnected. The hell. Stranger: hello You: well haii dar. Stranger: that's not how you spell either of those 2 words You: punctuation nazi much? You: gee, sorry. You: >.< Stranger: ..... You: i like pie. C: Stranger: i wasn'y complaining about punctuation Stranger: wasn't* You: i know that, i'm just joking around. Stranger: obviously not or i'd be laughing Stranger: BURN Stranger: *high five* You: i shall call you 'morse'. cause you are so funny. /sarcastic. Stranger: you're not even making sense You: Your mum doesn't make sense. You: OOOHHH. You: Okay that sucked. You: Like your mum. Stranger: no, she makes dollars, bitch You: OOOOHHHHH. You: .. Stranger: t('_'(t You: ... Stranger: You: :DD Stranger: two mouths? Stranger: WHAT IS THIS DEVILRY?! You: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! Stranger: WITCH! You: ME?! NO WAY. Stranger: BURN IT WITH FIRE! You: NOOOOO. Stranger: damn it i can't make fire Stranger: i feel like a caveman You: haha. I have no comment. I was trying to troll people, and I failed. >.< My jokes suck today, the hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tricia-chan 42 Posted November 24, 2010 This is a text message between my 11-year-old sister (plus her friend) and myself. She didn't know that it was me, so it was even more enjoyable. :'D (Beware her bad grammar.) Me: I know about you and Jacob.... Julia: Hoo is this Julia: Hoo is this tell me plz plz Me: How many licks does it take to get to the center? Julia: Hoo is this and iek till u get to the sperm Me: What is your sexual orientation? Samantha (her friend): Who is this r u texting julia last name Me: No Julia: What douse that maen and jacob who and who is this Me: Who is your friend? B) Samantha: Yes u r ur texting her right now im with her tell me who this is why r u saying that stuff i wont tell her Julia: No tell me ur name then ill tell u sexy even though i dont no who u r now tell me your name Me: Oh, im sexy? I feel complimented. Do you want to hang out sometime? Samantha: Text back Me: Im not a friend, but im very close to julia. Julia: Hoo is this though then i will say if i do Me: My name is Shion. Samantha: Samantha last name Me: On my street? Samantha: Please tell me i wont tell her who this is give me a hint r u a girlor boy Me: Technically, im both. Julia: Really Me: No, but im called that. Samantha: Lady Gaga Me: No, but i like lady gaga. Samantha: Matthew last name? Samantha: So boy or gurl a solid answer Me: Is it true im sexy? Julia: Hoo r u tell me is ot matt last name mathew last name jacob last name hoo tell me Me: I know a jacob last name. Julia: Hoo Samantha: If ur a boy maybe but a gurl no Julia: Yea hoo is this r u in jy class or his Me: Do you have a facebook? Samantha: R u a gurl Me: Julia alwzys s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted November 24, 2010 warning, explicit. this is what goes down after dark. Me: yes(9:12pm) DigiMoon93: YUS(9:13pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(9:13pm) DigiMoon93: thank you(9:13pm) Me: yes(9:13pm) Me: yes(9:13pm) Me: yes(9:13pm) DigiMoon93: no, YUS(9:13pm) DigiMoon93: yus(9:13pm) DigiMoon93: yus Me: OVERLOAD!!!!(9:13pm) DigiMoon93: YUS-EN-HEIMER SHMIDT(9:14pm) DigiMoon93: okay i'll sto[(9:14pm) DigiMoon93: *stop(9:14pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(9:14pm) Me: WAZAFUFKUTKUGDK KUVOUY BBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM(9:14pm) Me: i sploded(9:14pm) DigiMoon93: .......or DID YOU?(9:14pm) Me: wha(9:15pm) Me: ?!?(9:15pm) DigiMoon93: you sploded OR DID YOU? DigiMoon93: nothing can be proven(9:15pm) DigiMoon93: not ever your face(9:15pm) DigiMoon93: WHO KNOWS IF YOU STOLE THAT?(9:16pm) DigiMoon93: oh yeah---ehehehe i have something to ask(9:16pm) Me: YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!!!!!(9:16pm) DigiMoon93: no(9:17pm) DigiMoon93: i sit on a throne of cake(9:17pm) DigiMoon93: which is a lie(9:17pm) DigiMoon93: SUPPOSEDLY Me: STOP IT!!! I REFUSE TO PLAY YOUR CHINESE FOOD MIND GAMES!!!(9:17pm) DigiMoon93: okay then(9:18pm) DigiMoon93: anywho(9:18pm) DigiMoon93: I'm having a vision(9:18pm) Me: yes. go on(9:18pm) DigiMoon93: Goatmen will rape you again tonight BUT(9:18pm) DigiMoon93: they won't be the same goatmen as before DigiMoon93: http://www.otakultura....9.jpg(9:18pm) DigiMoon93: BECAUSE THEY WILL LOOK LIKE THAT(9:18pm) Me: OMFG(9:18pm) DigiMoon93: YUS(9:19pm) DigiMoon93: the new design of the Goatmen i found rather disturbing(9:19pm) DigiMoon93: I mean they already make fanart where Battler is manraped by them(9:19pm) DigiMoon93: NOW THAT THEY LOOK LIKE THAT ITS GOING TO BE WORSE! Me: *sobbing*(9:19pm) DigiMoon93: YUS(9:20pm) DigiMoon93: they used to be so thin(9:20pm) DigiMoon93: and more goatlike(9:20pm) Me: i smash(9:20pm) Me: smash all(9:20pm) DigiMoon93: but i guess Beato pumped them full of steriods(9:20pm) Me: SMAHS(9:21pm) DigiMoon93: .......wait one moment please(9:21pm) Me: i refuse to wait DigiMoon93: YOU SHALL OVERCOME(9:22pm) Me: no(9:22pm) Me: nien(9:22pm) DigiMoon93: NYUUU!!!(9:22pm) DigiMoon93: YOU WILL(9:22pm) Me: Nyu? ok then, yoou know the password(9:23pm) DigiMoon93: ........wait what?(9:23pm) Me: the password to make me care is nyu(9:24pm) DigiMoon93: OOOH OKAY(9:24pm) DigiMoon93: because its so cute? Me: no, it just is the password(9:25pm) DigiMoon93: oh okay(9:25pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(9:25pm) DigiMoon93: OH SHIZZ I FORGOT ABOUT YOUUUU!(9:31pm) DigiMoon93: D8 Me: oh btw...(9:38pm) DigiMoon93: wat?(9:38pm) Me: you owe me a fish taco(9:38pm) Me: pay up(9:38pm) DigiMoon93: the fact that you refuse to use "yus"(9:38pm) DigiMoon93: and okayz(9:38pm) DigiMoon93: ehehehe i'll be right there(9:39pm) DigiMoon93: http://4.bp.blogspot.c...d.jpg(9:46pm) DigiMoon93: there's your fish taco(9:46pm) DigiMoon93: 8D Me: but wheres the fish?(9:46pm) Me: this is an outrage(9:46pm) Me: i now demand a fish taco AND a beef taco And a human taco AND a shrimp taco(9:47pm) DigiMoon93: .......can we trade the shrimp taco for a justin beiber taco?(9:48pm) DigiMoon93: we just got a fresh shipment of his flesh(9:48pm) Me: NIEN!(9:48pm) DigiMoon93: oh okay then(9:49pm) DigiMoon93: i understand; his flesh has caused a very odd desease that can be linked to anthrax(9:49pm) Me: and aids(9:51pm) DigiMoon93: probably(9:51pm) DigiMoon93: but anthrax eats the skin(9:51pm) Me: lepresy(9:53pm) DigiMoon93: that too(9:54pm) Me: but anywhoz, i can settle for beef, human, and fish taco's if shrimp is that hard to get(9:55pm) DigiMoon93: .......it's hard to get the beef and fish tacos since this IS "MAN MEATS MARKET"(9:56pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(9:56pm) Me: FINE GODDAMNIT!!! THEN JUST GET ME MY HUMAN TACO!(9:57pm) DigiMoon93: okay that will be 6.95(9:57pm) Me: do you take paypal? and i want a white kid, no coloreds(9:59pm) DigiMoon93: No we only take walmart gift cards(9:59pm) DigiMoon93: and then we steal your account number so by the next day your gift card will be drained of all funds(10:00pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(10:00pm) DigiMoon93: HAVE A NICE DAY(10:00pm) Me: GIVE ME MY firetruckING TACO(10:00pm) DigiMoon93: .......(10:01pm) DigiMoon93: wait one moment please(10:01pm) DigiMoon93: while we're processing your request(10:01pm) Me: fick dich, give it to me, no more mind games(10:01pm) DigiMoon93: So that would be 1 hamburger, 2 bags of fritos, a diet coke, 3 meduim fries, and a cherry swirl?(10:02pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(10:02pm) Me: firetruck(10:02pm) Me: AHAHA(10:02pm) Me: firetruckfiretruckfiretruckfiretruckfiretruckAAAAAH I JUST WANT MY DAMN HUMAN TACO! PISS firetruck SHIT ASS!!! TACOTACOTACO!(10:03pm) DigiMoon93: yus(10:03pm) DigiMoon93: YUS(10:03pm) DigiMoon93: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS(10:03pm) DigiMoon93: and by the way you're dreaming(10:04pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(10:04pm) Me: *smashes head through wall*(10:04pm) DigiMoon93: DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THAT BATMAN AND ROBIN ARE HAVING SEX ON TABLE 12?(10:04pm) Me: I DON'T CARE! AS LONG AS I GET MY firetruckING TACO!(10:04pm) DigiMoon93: and that Aquaman is trying to flush himself down the toilet(10:04pm) Me: yeah, and justin beiber is with a girl, i see it all. i just want my taco plaese(10:05pm) DigiMoon93: and chuck norris is helping(10:05pm) Me: TACOTACO! TACOBURRITO! TACOFLAVORED KEEESES!!!(10:06pm) DigiMoon93: okay then(10:06pm) Me: i have gone jlo on you(10:06pm) DigiMoon93: wats jilo(10:07pm) Me: jenifer lopez possesed cartman and sang the taco song(10:08pm) DigiMoon93: http://italianhandful....1.jpg(10:09pm) DigiMoon93: OH YEAH(10:09pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(10:09pm) DigiMoon93: JAYLO thats what you meant(10:09pm) Me: wever(10:09pm) DigiMoon93: and theres' your fish taco(10:09pm) Me: thanxs but... i wanted a human taco =((10:09pm) DigiMoon93: they always look so---yeah(10:09pm) DigiMoon93: no(10:09pm) DigiMoon93: ....................(10:10pm) DigiMoon93: then come back after we're done drowning aquaman(10:10pm) Me: NO! NOW!(10:10pm) DigiMoon93: then YUS(10:11pm) DigiMoon93: no(10:11pm) DigiMoon93: GO GET YOUR MANMEAT SOMEWHERE ELSE(10:11pm) DigiMoon93: I CAN'T KEEP WATCHING YOU SHOVE ALL OF THAT MANMEAT DOWN YOUR THROAT!(10:11pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(10:11pm) Me: womanmeat, childmeat, OOHH! ORPHaN MEAT! those are all acceptable(10:12pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(10:12pm) DigiMoon93: yus(10:12pm) Me: so pay up(10:13pm) DigiMoon93: interesting conversations(10:13pm) DigiMoon93: yus(10:13pm) Me: i still want a taco of a person. anything you can give me(10:13pm) DigiMoon93: okay *hands you taco made out of womanmeat with a side of orphan heart*(10:16pm) DigiMoon93: that will be 65.98(10:16pm) Me: the money has been transfered to your account(10:17pm) DigiMoon93: good good, thank you i hope you enjoy your meat(10:19pm) DigiMoon93: justin beiber does(10:19pm) Me: NIEN(10:19pm) DigiMoon93: HAHAHAAHHA(10:20pm) DigiMoon93: and on that note i must go(10:20pm) DigiMoon93: 8D(10:20pm) Me: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(10:20pm) Me: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMNOOO(10:21pm) Me: ONOONONOONONONOONONONO(10:21pm) Me: N(10:21pm) Me: NONOON(10:21pm) Me: NON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: NON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: NO(10:21pm) Me: NON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: O(10:21pm) Me: NON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: NONO(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: N(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: NO(10:21pm) Me: NON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: O(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: NONNONON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) DigiMoon93: yus, but i must(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: ON(10:21pm) Me: O(10:21pm) Me: OONO(10:21pm) DigiMoon93: NYU~(10:21pm) Me: but why?(10:21pm) DigiMoon93: (i have no idea why you love "nyu" word)(10:21pm) Me: why must you leave me amigo? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDZ! DigiMoon93: we are(10:22pm) DigiMoon93: but i have to get off(10:22pm) Me: *says with rage* then why! why must you leave me!(10:23pm) Me: kcyaby(10:23pm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heartless101 83 Posted November 25, 2010 Me: 1, 2 heartless101 is coming for you(7:21pm) Me: 3, 4 to stalk you(7:21pm) Me: 5, 6, 7, 8, to steal your ramen(7:21pm) Me: 9, 10, and kill you (7:21pm) AurorasSky69: WTF(7:22pm) AurorasSky69: That was a epic fail heartless(7:22pm) Me: (7:22pm) AurorasSky69: You should put and rape you at the end not kill you (7:22pm) AurorasSky69: jk jk(7:22pm) Me: lolololololol(7:25pm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperPunk 13 Posted November 27, 2010 -sniff- Me: My raep face beats yours.(12:49pm) SK3: Impossible!(12:49pm) Me: Possible, sir.(12:50pm) SK3: Prove it D<(12:51pm) Me: http://media.photobuck...?o=13(12:52pm) Me: SUCK IT.(12:52pm) Me: (12:52pm) SK3: http://img.codelyoko.f...4.jpg(12:52pm) SK3: Pwned(12:52pm) Me: http://knowyourmeme.co...30944(12:54pm) Me: BETCH PLZ.(12:54pm) SK3: http://2.bp.blogspot.c...y.jpg(12:55pm) SK3: (12:55pm) Me: http://fc09.deviantart...3.jpg(12:56pm) Me: 8D(12:56pm) SK3: http://media.photobuck...5.jpg(12:57pm) SK3: 8DDD(12:57pm) Me: BETCH THAT IMAGE IS GONE.(12:58pm) Me: (12:58pm) SK3: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(12:58pm) Me: I win.(12:59pm) Me: http://images2.fanpop....1.jpg(1:00pm) SK3: http://objection.mrdic...44712(1:00pm) SK3: http://image3.examiner...2.jpg(1:00pm) Me: http://media.photobuck...z.jpg(1:03pm) SK3: D8<(1:04pm) SK3: http://trollcats.com/w...t.jpg(1:04pm) Me: http://backhoefade.net...L.jpg(1:05pm) Me: <3(1:05pm) Me: (1:05pm) SK3: http://blogs.adelaidec...o.jpg(1:06pm) Me: http://i887.photobucke...4.jpg(1:08pm) SK3: http://janeheller.mlbl...k.jpg(1:12pm) Me: I lost.(1:18pm) Me: (1:18pm) SK3: D(1:19pm) Me: STFU. I could have one.(1:21pm) Me: *won(1:21pm) Me: My fail makes me fail even more D:(1:21pm) SK3: You could have won, but I have won THE GAME.(1:22pm) Me: -walks out of chat-(1:22pm) Me: Screw you.....(1:22pm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasStalker 11 Posted November 29, 2010 Hige: idk.... i have to go soon(10:34am) Me: Aw okay(10:34am) Hige: yeah...so any last words? lol(10:34am) Me: That just makes it sound like you're gonna kill me(10:35am) Hige: haha yes!! cause i am(10:35am) Me: O_O(10:36am) Me: Not if I get you first >(10:36am) Hige: OH REALLY!!!!! WELL IMA through potatoes at you from florida!!! i used to play baseball betch!!!! watchout incoming!!(10:37am) Me: *ducks as potato flys over head* holy shi-(10:38am) Hige: haha lol i love you clorice!! you are awesome(10:39am) Me: lol I love you too(10:39am) Hige: your stalking me!!!(10:40am) Me: I am not!(10:40am) Me: *thinking* How did he know?(10:41am) Hige: are too!!! you reply everywhere i post...but alas i dont mind(10:41am) Hige: lol im looking at my stuff before i get off(10:41am) Hige: lawl(10:41am) Me: very observant(10:42am) Hige: lol thank you(10:42am) Me: Why you're welcome(10:43am) Hige: i use to call myself mr observant as a kid and my mom was like did you see what ___ looked like?? i never did really see what she wanted though so im unobservant lol(10:44am) Me: wow(10:45am) Hige: lol gotta go!(10:45am) Me: Aw okay ttyl(10:46am) Hige: see ya cali(10:46am) Me: Later Name has been removed.(10:46am) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted December 2, 2010 -Ventus-: curse my increased intellegence and curiosity(3:57pm) Me: Intelligence*(3:58pm) Me: Curiousity*(3:58pm) Me: ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion's_Lover_46 76 Posted December 2, 2010 This is a chat from a site called tinychat and it doesn't look like Venroxas is interupting the ceramony but he was because he was on him mic talking and I'm reikon btw aka the sane one giving beautiful Bay the ceramony And, yes, believe it or not, I give a ceramony to every animal that I know is going to be eaten because when I said I was an animal lover I mean it! [16:29] guillus: back [16:29] keyblader: k [16:29] venroxas: ok [16:29] venterrqua: ello [16:29] guillus: looks like my dinner is fish and rice [16:29] reikon: DX [16:29] reikon: eww [16:30] guillus: whats the problem [16:30] reikon: poor fish is dead and you're going to eat him [16:30] guillus: so youre vegan im not [16:30] reikon: R.I.P the fish [16:30] reikon: I'm a vegatarian [16:30] reikon: and don't say "so" [16:30] reikon: you're alive because of the fish [16:30] guillus: oh by the way ill have to learn how to cook vegetables [16:31] reikon: [16:31] guillus: why the sad face [16:31] venroxas: ? [16:31] reikon: you said "so" to the fish's death -_- [16:31] reikon: you're alive because of the fish [16:32] reikon: if you really must eat him [16:32] reikon: then at lest give it a ceramony before you do [16:32] guillus: its already cooked from last sunday [16:32] reikon: let's give him a ceramony [16:32] reikon: he was a good fish [16:32] guillus: you...are...kidding... [16:32] reikon: and if I knew him in real life [16:32] reikon: I would've loved him [16:33] reikon: and I would've named him bay [16:33] venterrqua: and he died hear these words "somthing smells fishy" [16:33] venterrqua: *faceplam [16:33] reikon: and we would've been good friends [16:33] reikon: don't interupt the ceramony [16:33] reikon: AND [16:33] reikon: we would've been good friends [16:33] reikon: and he would've lived in my fish bowl [16:33] reikon: and I would've fed him and cleaned his tank [16:34] reikon: and I would let Bay see my other fish [16:34] venterrqua: http://www.youtube.com...mhum [16:34] venterrqua: for reikon [16:34] reikon: QUIT INTEREUPTING THE CERAMONY BLAZE [16:34] venterrqua: lolol [16:34] guillus: they werent home fishes they were bought at the supermarket [16:34] reikon: and jordan [16:34] venroxas: I'am sorrys [16:34] reikon: @guillus I don't care [16:34] venterrqua: sowy # [16:34] reikon: now quit interupting the ceramony [16:35] reikon: let me finish apoligies come later [16:35] reikon: BLAZE? [16:35] reikon: STOP [16:35] reikon: AND [16:35] reikon: and I would've introduced bay to my other fish [16:35] reikon: and they would've been best friends [16:35] reikon: and he would've had fun [16:35] reikon: -_- [16:35] reikon: AND [16:35] reikon: he woul' [16:35] reikon: *he would've had fun [16:36] reikon: until he died when he was suppose to die [16:36] reikon: ok [16:36] reikon: I'm done [16:36] reikon: let's say our goodbye [16:36] guillus: now thats what i call nervous breakdown *sees smoke coming from reikons head* [16:36] reikon: *goodbyes [16:36] guillus: no offense [16:36] reikon: O: [16:36] reikon: wtf I'm the sane one to give Bay a ceramony [16:36] venroxas: *goodbyes [16:36] guillus: sorry [16:37] reikon: you're being mean and eating him [16:37] guillus: hey natural order of life happening [16:37] reikon: so say goodbye to Bay please [16:37] guillus: not my fault [16:37] guillus: goodbye Bay [16:37] reikon: Goodbye Bay [16:37] reikon: [16:37] venroxas: goodbye gay [16:37] reikon: you will be missed :') [16:37] venroxas: *bay [16:37] venroxas: [16:37] reikon: R.I.P [16:37] reikon: ok NOW you can eat Bay [16:38] venterrqua: ven u ruined it!!! [16:38] venterrqua: blaze i mean!! [16:38] venterrqua: not me [16:38] guillus: only thing i have to say is I'M STARVING [16:39] guillus: brb gotta eat 'Bay' [16:39] reikon: -_- (4:39pm) If anyone else would like to say a few words to Bay now is the time to do it. His death WILL NOT be in VAIN!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasStalker 11 Posted December 2, 2010 This is a chat from a site called tinychat and it doesn't look like Venroxas is interupting the ceramony but he was because he was on him mic talking and I'm reikon btw aka the sane one giving beautiful Bay the ceramony And, yes, believe it or not, I give a ceramony to every animal that I know is going to be eaten because when I said I was an animal lover I mean it! [16:29] guillus: back [16:29] keyblader: k [16:29] venroxas: ok [16:29] venterrqua: ello [16:29] guillus: looks like my dinner is fish and rice [16:29] reikon: DX [16:29] reikon: eww [16:30] guillus: whats the problem [16:30] reikon: poor fish is dead and you're going to eat him [16:30] guillus: so youre vegan im not [16:30] reikon: R.I.P the fish [16:30] reikon: I'm a vegatarian [16:30] reikon: and don't say "so" [16:30] reikon: you're alive because of the fish [16:30] guillus: oh by the way ill have to learn how to cook vegetables [16:31] reikon: [16:31] guillus: why the sad face [16:31] venroxas: ? [16:31] reikon: you said "so" to the fish's death -_- [16:31] reikon: you're alive because of the fish [16:32] reikon: if you really must eat him [16:32] reikon: then at lest give it a ceramony before you do [16:32] guillus: its already cooked from last sunday [16:32] reikon: let's give him a ceramony [16:32] reikon: he was a good fish [16:32] guillus: you...are...kidding... [16:32] reikon: and if I knew him in real life [16:32] reikon: I would've loved him [16:33] reikon: and I would've named him bay [16:33] venterrqua: and he died hear these words "somthing smells fishy" [16:33] venterrqua: *faceplam [16:33] reikon: and we would've been good friends [16:33] reikon: don't interupt the ceramony [16:33] reikon: AND [16:33] reikon: we would've been good friends [16:33] reikon: and he would've lived in my fish bowl [16:33] reikon: and I would've fed him and cleaned his tank [16:34] reikon: and I would let Bay see my other fish [16:34] venterrqua: http://www.youtube.com...mhum [16:34] venterrqua: for reikon [16:34] reikon: QUIT INTEREUPTING THE CERAMONY BLAZE [16:34] venterrqua: lolol [16:34] guillus: they werent home fishes they were bought at the supermarket [16:34] reikon: and jordan [16:34] venroxas: I'am sorrys [16:34] reikon: @guillus I don't care [16:34] venterrqua: sowy # [16:34] reikon: now quit interupting the ceramony [16:35] reikon: let me finish apoligies come later [16:35] reikon: BLAZE? [16:35] reikon: STOP [16:35] reikon: AND [16:35] reikon: and I would've introduced bay to my other fish [16:35] reikon: and they would've been best friends [16:35] reikon: and he would've had fun [16:35] reikon: -_- [16:35] reikon: AND [16:35] reikon: he woul' [16:35] reikon: *he would've had fun [16:36] reikon: until he died when he was suppose to die [16:36] reikon: ok [16:36] reikon: I'm done [16:36] reikon: let's say our goodbye [16:36] guillus: now thats what i call nervous breakdown *sees smoke coming from reikons head* [16:36] reikon: *goodbyes [16:36] guillus: no offense [16:36] reikon: O: [16:36] reikon: wtf I'm the sane one to give Bay a ceramony [16:36] venroxas: *goodbyes [16:36] guillus: sorry [16:37] reikon: you're being mean and eating him [16:37] guillus: hey natural order of life happening [16:37] reikon: so say goodbye to Bay please [16:37] guillus: not my fault [16:37] guillus: goodbye Bay [16:37] reikon: Goodbye Bay [16:37] reikon: [16:37] venroxas: goodbye gay [16:37] reikon: you will be missed :') [16:37] venroxas: *bay [16:37] venroxas: [16:37] reikon: R.I.P [16:37] reikon: ok NOW you can eat Bay [16:38] venterrqua: ven u ruined it!!! [16:38] venterrqua: blaze i mean!! [16:38] venterrqua: not me [16:38] guillus: only thing i have to say is I'M STARVING [16:39] guillus: brb gotta eat 'Bay' [16:39] reikon: -_- (4:39pm) If anyone else would like to say a few words to Bay now is the time to do it. His death WILL NOT be in VAIN!!!!!!!! Those three quotes are just horible DX. Bay shall be missed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ventus95 1 Posted December 3, 2010 ITS A FISH AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH GULLIS ITS A FISH WE EAT THEM TO STAY ALIVE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN PPL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion's_Lover_46 76 Posted December 3, 2010 But Bayz what stillz aweomse ;0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VENROXAS 152 Posted December 3, 2010 Err sorry about my bad spelling I didn't mean it honest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasStalker 11 Posted December 3, 2010 ITS A FISH AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH GULLIS ITS A FISH WE EAT THEM TO STAY ALIVE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN PPL Bay was a good fish! How can you say that!? D'X Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted December 4, 2010 This is a chat from a site called tinychat and it doesn't look like Venroxas is interupting the ceramony but he was because he was on him mic talking and I'm reikon btw aka the sane one giving beautiful Bay the ceramony And, yes, believe it or not, I give a ceramony to every animal that I know is going to be eaten because when I said I was an animal lover I mean it! [16:29] guillus: back [16:29] keyblader: k [16:29] venroxas: ok [16:29] venterrqua: ello [16:29] guillus: looks like my dinner is fish and rice [16:29] reikon: DX [16:29] reikon: eww [16:30] guillus: whats the problem [16:30] reikon: poor fish is dead and you're going to eat him [16:30] guillus: so youre vegan im not [16:30] reikon: R.I.P the fish [16:30] reikon: I'm a vegatarian [16:30] reikon: and don't say "so" [16:30] reikon: you're alive because of the fish [16:30] guillus: oh by the way ill have to learn how to cook vegetables [16:31] reikon: [16:31] guillus: why the sad face [16:31] venroxas: ? [16:31] reikon: you said "so" to the fish's death -_- [16:31] reikon: you're alive because of the fish [16:32] reikon: if you really must eat him [16:32] reikon: then at lest give it a ceramony before you do [16:32] guillus: its already cooked from last sunday [16:32] reikon: let's give him a ceramony [16:32] reikon: he was a good fish [16:32] guillus: you...are...kidding... [16:32] reikon: and if I knew him in real life [16:32] reikon: I would've loved him [16:33] reikon: and I would've named him bay [16:33] venterrqua: and he died hear these words "somthing smells fishy" [16:33] venterrqua: *faceplam [16:33] reikon: and we would've been good friends [16:33] reikon: don't interupt the ceramony [16:33] reikon: AND [16:33] reikon: we would've been good friends [16:33] reikon: and he would've lived in my fish bowl [16:33] reikon: and I would've fed him and cleaned his tank [16:34] reikon: and I would let Bay see my other fish [16:34] venterrqua: http://www.youtube.com...mhum [16:34] venterrqua: for reikon [16:34] reikon: QUIT INTEREUPTING THE CERAMONY BLAZE [16:34] venterrqua: lolol [16:34] guillus: they werent home fishes they were bought at the supermarket [16:34] reikon: and jordan [16:34] venroxas: I'am sorrys [16:34] reikon: @guillus I don't care [16:34] venterrqua: sowy # [16:34] reikon: now quit interupting the ceramony [16:35] reikon: let me finish apoligies come later [16:35] reikon: BLAZE? [16:35] reikon: STOP [16:35] reikon: AND [16:35] reikon: and I would've introduced bay to my other fish [16:35] reikon: and they would've been best friends [16:35] reikon: and he would've had fun [16:35] reikon: -_- [16:35] reikon: AND [16:35] reikon: he woul' [16:35] reikon: *he would've had fun [16:36] reikon: until he died when he was suppose to die [16:36] reikon: ok [16:36] reikon: I'm done [16:36] reikon: let's say our goodbye [16:36] guillus: now thats what i call nervous breakdown *sees smoke coming from reikons head* [16:36] reikon: *goodbyes [16:36] guillus: no offense [16:36] reikon: O: [16:36] reikon: wtf I'm the sane one to give Bay a ceramony [16:36] venroxas: *goodbyes [16:36] guillus: sorry [16:37] reikon: you're being mean and eating him [16:37] guillus: hey natural order of life happening [16:37] reikon: so say goodbye to Bay please [16:37] guillus: not my fault [16:37] guillus: goodbye Bay [16:37] reikon: Goodbye Bay [16:37] reikon: [16:37] venroxas: goodbye gay [16:37] reikon: you will be missed :') [16:37] venroxas: *bay [16:37] venroxas: [16:37] reikon: R.I.P [16:37] reikon: ok NOW you can eat Bay [16:38] venterrqua: ven u ruined it!!! [16:38] venterrqua: blaze i mean!! [16:38] venterrqua: not me [16:38] guillus: only thing i have to say is I'M STARVING [16:39] guillus: brb gotta eat 'Bay' [16:39] reikon: -_- (4:39pm) If anyone else would like to say a few words to Bay now is the time to do it. His death WILL NOT be in VAIN!!!!!!!! oh my god guillus, that was awesome. The fish was already dead! besides, humans are naturally ment to eat animals. and plants, and even sometimes rubber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning 0 Posted December 5, 2010 Felicitas: yesh Me: Noo... "Yesh" is my word... Felicitas: oh~ Felicitas: then ya Felicitas: is mah word Me: How would JOO like it if I stole your words? Felicitas: i wouldn't mind Me: Lya. Felicitas: but if you stole mah cookies then we be at war Me: But you said you would give em to me! Felicitas: yes but if you stole them without my permission then there would be war Me: Ohh... Well can I have a cookie? Felicitas: Sure! ^_^ Felicitas: *gives cookie* Me: *Recieves cookie* YESH Me: *Eats Cookie* Me: Shank you. Felicitas: Joo welcome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted December 5, 2010 Me: I'm sick of sora96's imortality, help me crush him?(11:15pm) baylaust: Not like I have anything better to do.(11:15pm) Me: sweet, so whats your lan?(11:16pm) Me: *plan(11:16pm) baylaust: Okay, so first, we'll need to travel to Chinaa and find their most vicious pigs, then strap them to a catapult made of bamboo. THEN, we willtravel into the great depths of the Pacific Ocean and find a carnivorous lifeform that feeds on all that are named 'Sora'. THEN, I will contact my friends on the planet Kblyynx, and ask them for a ray that turns people into tomatoes. FINALLY, we confront Sora96, have him turned into a tomato, have our new lifeform eat him, then crap him out, then have a pig catapulted over, and roll in the filth.(11:20pm) baylaust: Then we will teabag the remains.(11:20pm) baylaust: Any questions?(11:20pm) Me: let me finish reading please...(11:20pm) Me: awesome. Me: what do we do first?(11:21pm) baylaust: Why, travel to China on the most majestic creatures currently avaliabe to us.(11:22pm) baylaust: Once you find one, meet me iat my place in Canada. It will be the second igloo to the right.(11:22pm) baylaust: Then our journey will begin.(11:22pm) Me: Majestic, you must mean lamborghini's(11:22pm) baylaust: I was thinking more among the lines of unicorns, ligers, or the Old Spice Guy's jetski-lion, but that'll do.(11:23pm) Me: it would probably be easier just to turn all of KH13 against him with your power and popularity(11:24pm) Me: if he lacks a life, then he will have nothing to do, two birds with one stone(11:24pm) baylaust: Yes, the guy with 28 reps shall take on the guy with over 50, with his popularity.(11:24pm) baylaust: Think realistically, man.(11:25pm) Me: reps mean nothin(11:25pm) baylaust: REPS MEAN LIFE!!!!!(11:26pm) Me: lolzx(11:26pm) baylaust: And yes, I thought of everything up there completely on the spot.(11:27pm) baylaust: I really need a girlfriend.(11:27pm) Me: lolz, i've had a few. never cared much for 'em(11:27pm) Me: NOT SAYING THAT I'M GAY(11:29pm) Me: just that bitches be crazy(11:29pm) baylaust: Well, we'll carry out my epicly epic plan of epicness tomorrow. I have to go to sleep.(11:29pm) Me: cya laddie!(11:30pm) Watch your ass sora96!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
