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[RoxSox 3,593]

Xetorph: i gotta go. but will gladly be insane later

Me: insanity is always good

Xetorph: a beautiful thing, to be sure.

Xetorph: But anyway

Me: enjoy your breakfast

Xetorph: lol

Xetorph: breakfast

Me: wait

Xetorph: i haven't eaten breakfast in years

Xetorph: WAIT

Xetorph: OH SHIT

Me: I just realized there was no indication in what you said that you were eating breakfast

Xetorph: YOU MUST BE PSYCHIC

Xetorph: WTF

Xetorph: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Xetorph: I NEVER EAT BREAKFAST

Xetorph: BUT

Xetorph: TODAY

Xetorph: I MADE PLANS WITH FRIENDS TO EAT BREAKFAST

Xetorph: YOU PICKED THE ONE DAY OUT OF THOUSANDS

Xetorph: AND GOT IT RIGHT

Me: That's how I roll Xetorph.

Me: That's just how I roll.

Xetorph: THATS AMAZING

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: they gave up everything for each other, and they didn't get a return on their investment.

Me: All Aqua got was isolation

Me: all Ventus got was a coma

Me: all Terra got was being a puppet

Megaman: he also had to be up his friend aqua

Megaman: and be forced to be a part of all of xehanorts evil shit

Me: whoa ho

Me: I would be up his friend aqua too whats the downside

[Demyx. 10,064]

RoxSoxKH: anyway

RoxSoxKH: whats up

Me: nothyin much

Me: just crying

RoxSoxKH: why are you crying.

Me: rose ;~;

RoxSoxKH: Are you ever going to get over that.

Me: no ;~;

RoxSoxKH: Crybaby.

Me: says the person who started crying when he watched the scense the last time we talkedd about it

RoxSoxKH: SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME

RoxSoxKH: *stuffs face in pillow*

Me:

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Master: do u have macbook pro?

Me: no

[Hei 3,233]

RoxSoxKH: the very disapers?

RoxSoxKH: that doesn't make sense

Me: you are right, "the very disapers?" doesn't make sense

Me: "the very diapers?" does though

Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RoxSoxKH: hahahah I see what you did you flipped the thing I always do around on me for once you must be very prouyd

RoxSoxKH: proud

RoxSoxKH: shit up

RoxSoxKH: shut

RoxSoxKH: godammt/

RoxSoxKH: Goddammit.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

RoxSoxKH: WHERE IS HE

RoxSoxKH: *hangs you upside down from a rooftop*

Me: who batrox

RoxSoxKH: Oh God.

RoxSoxKH: Now I have to make Xaon photoshop me into the batcowl.

Me:

Me: im kinda surprised he hasn't already

RoxSoxKH: Duhnananananananananananananananananananananaan BATROX

RoxSoxKH: My fight sounds would be "K-PWAH!" and "FIGGGITY"

RoxSoxKH: I don't know what either of those words mean. But they seem to fit.

Me:

RoxSoxKH: And then he'd photoshop you onto Nightwing.

RoxSoxKH: You seem like a Nightwing sort.

RoxSoxKH: And Snow as the Boy Wonder.

Me: you want me to be your dick

Me: im so flattered

RoxSoxKH: You should be.

Me:

Me: sounds like xaon has his work bat out for him in the morning

RoxSoxKH: Yes he do.

RoxSoxKH: If we had a picture of Shana, I'd make her Batgirl.

RoxSoxKH: BUT WE DON'T.

Me:

Me: wow that is fitting

Me: now that you mention it

RoxSoxKH: http://deadshirt.net/w...1.jpg

RoxSoxKH: well

RoxSoxKH: I guess

RoxSoxKH: but there's nothing to photoshop with that outfit

RoxSoxKH: just kind of have to take my word for it that it's Shana under there.

RoxSoxKH: I always fricking loved that costume for batgirl.

Me: yeah

RoxSoxKH: So.

RoxSoxKH: In closing.

RoxSoxKH: BatRox, the Pasty White Knight.

RoxSoxKH: Robin, the Snow Wonder.

RoxSoxKH: BatShana, the faceless muse.

RoxSoxKH: teh lazy vigilante Nightwing

RoxSoxKH: and the Loyal butler, Alfred X.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

[10:00:46 PM] Groosenator: you have failed me

[10:01:39 PM] Xylek ...: or have you just failed everyone else

[10:02:06 PM] Xylek ...: not everyone can take the red pill mr anderson

[10:08:45 PM] Groosenator: what does that mean you spunky brewster

[10:09:20 PM] Xylek ...: now it is you

[10:09:25 PM] Xylek ...: who has failed me

[10:14:44 PM] Groosenator: i am a raging fist of whole hearted flaming justice

[10:14:58 PM] Groosenator: and i shall strike your failure  in the face of failurism

[10:16:04 PM] Groosenator: EVIL DOER BEWARE

[10:16:05 PM] Xylek ...: its easyer to just take the blue pill and become a battery for the machines

[10:18:18 PM] Groosenator: do I look like a voltorb

[10:19:00 PM] Xylek ...: you can look like whatever you want to man

[10:23:05 PM] Groosenator: I AM A GEOMAN

[10:23:31 PM] Xylek ...: the ONE geoman?

[10:36:56 PM] Groosenator: no

[10:36:59 PM] Groosenator: we are many

[10:37:01 PM] Groosenator: you are one

[10:37:41 PM] Xylek ...: so your an agent

[10:37:47 PM] Xylek ...: with a commen last name

[10:45:17 PM] Groosenator: no

[10:45:19 PM] Groosenator: you are

[10:45:54 PM] Xylek ...: starting with an S

[10:46:00 PM] Xylek ...: ringin any bells

[10:46:47 PM] Groosenator: spud bag

[10:47:02 PM] Xylek ...: man we'd be a really bad team in pictionary

[10:47:46 PM] Groosenator: but also the funniest

[10:48:13 PM] Xylek ...: true

[10:48:16 PM] Groosenator: guy: starts with  a C

[10:48:24 PM] Groosenator: us: casserole of death

[10:48:29 PM] Xylek ...:

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Me: you know what we need batrox

 

Me: to be back on the air

 

Me: DICK AND BATS

 

RoxSoxKH: YEAH MAN WE REALLY SHOULD

RoxSoxKH: I CALL FOR A FULL RERUN

Me: just like the good old days

 

Me: except i don't have to ware tights

 

RoxSoxKH: ...

RoxSoxKH: Yes you do

Me: tights are for sidekicks

 

RoxSoxKH: Yes.

Me: and peter pan

 

Me: and link

 

Me: and...wait a mintue

RoxSoxKH: and you

Me: *minute

 

Me: YOU CALLIN ME A SIDEKICK

 

RoxSoxKH: Yes.

Me: im not robin anymore

Me: GOD

 

RoxSoxKH: WE'RE NOT HAVING THIS DISCUSSION AGAIN

Me: well...

Me: err

 

Me: YOUR FACE IS STUPID

 

RoxSoxKH: YOU DON'T KNOW ME

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: how you be

Hei: hell of a lot better than earlier

Me: coolio

Hei: how about you, do you still have that poptart stuck in your harp

Me: Nah I got it using the bagel as a vise.

Hei: that is unwise

Me: Well it worked out in the end. It's the fact that my fruit roll up has turned into a steak philly that makes me a little concerned

Hei: my guess is that it was made in china

Me: but I was born in the Apache mountains of Cuba

Hei: apache chief

Me: I left that life behind me, Hei.

Hei: you still live it

Me: Don't make me turn down that path Hei.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

Me: Megaman: i remmber play mario wii u with lea and my nephews. we all would get so mad. cause you jump off peoples heads
Megaman: and send em into a pit
Me:
Megaman: when 3d world comes out. the tagline should be "The game that splits marriages"
Me: wow
Me: xaon what are you tryin to say
Megaman: htat im gonna be murdered

Me:

Flaming: lmao

Flaming: i cant wait for that game

Me: apparently your not the best person to play it with

Flaming: hes not talking bout me

Flaming: hes talking bout the family

Flaming: aka kids

Flaming: they get pissed

Flaming: bc jon keeps killing them

Flaming: hes horrible at mario'

Flaming: lmaooo

Me: well another time

Me: he also said

Me: you don't slow done and let him get coins

Me: *down

Flaming: nope

Flaming: i wont

Me: how is someone born in the 80s bad at mario

Flaming: hes ridiculous about one freakin coin

Me:

Flaming: not star coins either- just any old coin

Me: wow

Me: what a loser

Flaming: lmao

Flaming: ikr

Flaming: i wayyyyy better at mario

Flaming: but hes getting better

Me: i don't understand how you can be bad at mario

Flaming: im great at mario

Flaming: what are u talking about ?

Me: I mean someone

Me: not you

Flaming: oh ok

Me: sorry i didn'y mean to insult your mario skillz

Flaming: well it depends - some just arent great at video games

Flaming: lol kely

Flaming: weirdo

Me: now you're callin me a weirdo

Flaming: LMAO

Flaming: but I LOVE U KELY

Me: yeah who doesn't

Flaming: lmao cocky bastard

Flaming:

Me: i prefer egomaniac

Me: thank you very much

Flaming:

Flaming: lmao

Me: *bows*

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

[04/11/2013 10:26:54 PM] Xylek: i want that zelda 3ds

[04/11/2013 10:27:17 PM] Xylek: i hear it comes with the game downloaded on it

[04/11/2013 10:27:20 PM] Xylek: thats kinda lame

[04/11/2013 10:29:44 PM] Groosenator: yeah

[04/11/2013 10:29:52 PM] Groosenator: i wanna get physicallll

[04/11/2013 10:30:01 PM] Groosenator: it's a nice 3ds though

[04/11/2013 10:30:06 PM] Xylek: yeah

[04/11/2013 10:30:19 PM] Xylek: i kinda don't like how the tri force is not centered

[04/11/2013 10:30:21 PM] Xylek: but ehh

[04/11/2013 10:34:34 PM] Groosenator: well it mimics the game logo

[04/11/2013 10:34:59 PM] Xylek: a not centered tri force?

[04/11/2013 10:35:43 PM] Groosenator: http://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/images/7/77/A-Link-Between-Worlds-Box-Art.jpg

[04/11/2013 10:35:44 PM] Groosenator: see

[04/11/2013 10:35:47 PM] Groosenator: it's on the side

[04/11/2013 10:35:59 PM] Groosenator: geez man

[04/11/2013 10:36:30 PM] Xylek:

[04/11/2013 10:36:39 PM] Xylek: well i would like it centered

[04/11/2013 10:36:47 PM] Xylek: i'll get the tri force

[04/11/2013 10:37:00 PM] Xylek: and make nintendo re do the one i hope i'll have

[04/11/2013 10:37:02 PM] Xylek:

[12:04:09 AM] Groosenator: they will not

[12:05:55 AM] Xylek: if i had power courage and cleaning skills(im assuming thats zeldas) they they couldn't stop me

[12:07:04 AM] Groosenator: WISDOM

[12:09:09 AM] Xylek: ssssuuuuuuurrrrreeeeeeee

[Demyx. 10,064]

Me: saaaaaaint angeeeeeeer round my neck

Me: i heard thats your fav song

teh: ....

teh: don't talk to me anymore

teh:

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: I'VE DECIDED I WANT TO BE A MALE NURSE SNOW

Me: God help me

Snow: What... the firetruck...?

Me: what you gotta problem with male nurses

Snow: No... it's just...

Snow: I never would think you'd be... a nale murse...

Me: do I not seem like that kind of guy

Snow: you do

Snow: but nale murses are typicallyu black guys with mommy issues or gay guys

Me:

Snow: oh boy

Snow: I can see it now

Snow: your own nale murse reality show

Snow: NANANANANA NURSE ROX

Snow: FIGHTING AIDS AND CONTRACTING HIV

Snow: IS A NALE MURSE BY DAY, LOVING OLD WOMEN BY NIGHT

Snow: CANT SEEM TO FIGURE OUT WHICH MEDICINE TO USE

Snow: NANANANANANA NURSE ROX

Snow: as sung by Kurt Cobain, lead singer of nickelback

Me: oh dear god

[Snow 1,800]

 

Me: I'VE DECIDED I WANT TO BE A MALE NURSE SNOW

Me: God help me

Snow: What... the firetruck...?

Me: what you gotta problem with male nurses

Snow: No... it's just...

Snow: I never would think you'd be... a nale murse...

Me: do I not seem like that kind of guy

Snow: you do

Snow: but nale murses are typicallyu black guys with mommy issues or gay guys

Me:

Snow: oh boy

Snow: I can see it now

Snow: your own nale murse reality show

Snow: NANANANANA NURSE ROX

Snow: FIGHTING AIDS AND CONTRACTING HIV

Snow: IS A NALE MURSE BY DAY, LOVING OLD WOMEN BY NIGHT

Snow: CANT SEEM TO FIGURE OUT WHICH MEDICINE TO USE

Snow: NANANANANANA NURSE ROX

Snow: as sung by Kurt Cobain, lead singer of nickelback

Me: oh dear god

 

Me: 10/10 would watch

Me: and by the end of the show

Me: you are diagnosed with AIDs

Me: but the love of your life, Marlene, a 112 year old milf, is able to continue your research in time to cure you

RoxSoxKH: oh my firetruck

Me: but she ends up killing you

Me: when like 11 other old women are around you hoping for you to survive

RoxSoxKH: your imagination runs rampant

RoxSoxKH: you should write a fic for this

Me: I will change your name

Me: to Roxiah

Me: and people call you Rox for short

Me: "rox there's an old lady in here that needs you attention"

[Demyx. 10,064]

Me: SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

teh: dear god man

teh: i was finally off that

Me: it stsuck in my head

teh: I DON'T CAR...

teh: firetruck

Me:

teh: SEE WHAT YOU DOOOOOOOO

Me: JUST SAAAVVE SAAAAAVVVEEEEEEEE

teh: stop it

teh: C'MMMMMMOOOOONNNNNNNN

teh: i firetruckin hate you

Me: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

Me:

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

[06/11/2013 8:05:18 PM] Xylek: indeed

[06/11/2013 8:23:51 PM] Xylek: habanero pepper salsa is good on hot dogs

[06/11/2013 8:25:25 PM] Groosenator: you're just now figuring this out

[06/11/2013 8:25:45 PM] Xylek  well

[06/11/2013 8:25:52 PM] Xylek: i've known for about a week

[06/11/2013 8:26:06 PM] Xylek: just didn't know how much a secret it might be

[06/11/2013 8:26:17 PM] Xylek  but then i found my men in black ID

[06/11/2013 8:26:38 PM] Xylek: so i figured im intitled to secrets of that calibur

[06/11/2013 8:27:00 PM] Groosenator: well you are doing your job wrong

[06/11/2013 8:27:07 PM] Groosenator: if i already knew

[06/11/2013 8:27:09 PM] Groosenator: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[06/11/2013 8:27:19 PM] Xylek:

[06/11/2013 8:27:34 PM] Xylek: i've been doing my job wrong for 13 years

[06/11/2013 8:27:56 PM] Xylek: little xylek must have forgot to search fr aliens

[05/11/2013 11:45:23 PM] Groosenator: what would you do if you were my pet ostrich from dimension 7

[05/11/2013 11:46:53 PM] Xylek: well

[05/11/2013 11:47:05 PM] Xylek: i'd get a pizza

[05/11/2013 11:47:09 PM] Xylek: deep fried

[05/11/2013 11:47:40 PM] Xylek: then do a head spin for 8 hours

[05/11/2013 11:49:13 PM] Groosenator: that is an excellent way to burn off calories

Edited November 8, 2013 by teh lazy prince Xylek

[Weedanort 8,786]

Me: INORI

Me: HAI

inori: YO I HAS FLOWER CROWN

inori: AND HAS WEED

Me: YAYZ

Me: WAIT WHICH WEED

inori: wadda ya mean? theres one weed in the world

Me: THERE ARE 2 WEEDS

Me: REGULAR WEED

Me: AND ZEHANORT'S WEED

inori: O-O

inori: ZEHANORT

Me: DANGIT

Me: YOU DIDN'T PAY ME

inori: AND ILL NEVER WILL

Me: YOU WILL PAY ME

Me: IT'S VEEERY EXPENSIVE

inori: Ill pay you when im dead

Me: WITH YOUR DEATH INSURANCE?

inori: NO NOT THAT

inori:

Me: DEATH INSURACNCE IT IS

Me: *shot

inori: nuuuu

Me: LET ME GET DEATH'S NUMBER

inori: ill just have a spare death insurance

Me: SO HE CAN GIVE YOU HIS INSURANCE

Me: AND THEN I'LL STEAL IT FORM YOU

Me: *FROM

inori: u cant steal

inori: only borrow

Me: YOU OWE ME

Me: THEN YOU'LL GIVE IT BACK

Me: ONCE DEATH GIVES YOU HIS INSURANCE

inori: uhh...sureee

 

YOU OWE ME

[Zola 3,038]

Xiro: In KH3, Sora should have a move that replaces all of the oxygen in the area with helium

Xiro:

Me: And then the baddies will be rendered hilarious.

Xiro: Then put in some nitrogen >

Me: Just imagine Xehanort ranting at a high pitch.

Xiro: XDDD

Me: LIQUID NITROGEN

Xiro: YES

Xiro: LIQUID NITROGENGA

Me: AND THEN INTRODUCE CHUNKS OF FRANCIUM TO THE WATER IN THE BACKGROUND

Me: PERIODICALLY

Xiro: YES

Xiro: Francium would've been really helpful again Demyx

Me: Super Effective

Xiro: I think there should we a Water spell

Xiro: Or would it be too hard to have the enemies drown?

Me: Demyx copyrighted it or something

Me: The moogles will have to bootleg it

Xiro: That along with Earth

Xiro: And throw in Nil while they're at it

Me: YES

Me: And Holy

Xiro: Sora and Mickey Double Holy

Xiro: No

Xiro: Sora needs to learn Magic Hour

Xiro: I mean, Roxas can do it

Me: I would be happy if he could just steal Ventus' ability to continue flying even when he nears the ground.

Xiro: YES

Xiro: And they need to bring back Float

Xiro: That was fun

Me: Very much so.

Xiro: And all of those other Block/Dodge variants

Me: The best of all the worlds

Me: afk

Xiro: kk

Me: I never thought Aqua's cartwheel made sense as a dodge move. Mysterious Figure cut off both her legs.

Xiro:

Xiro: Same would go for Riku

Xiro: Oh wait Riku has Dark Roll

Me: And then it would be nice if Terra had a dodge anything.

Xiro: Psh.

Xiro: Terra: Dodging is too mainstream

Xiro: I take the hit like a man

Me: A dead man

Xiro: Unless you have Second Chance

Xiro: Unless you're fighting MF

Xiro: Then it doesn't matter

Me: I did happen to have MF on my mind.

Xiro: Can you play Dark Impetus on the viola?

Me: I WAS GOING TO DRESS UP LIKE MF AND WALK AROUND PLAYING DARK IMPETUS ON MY VIOLA AT A CONVENTION BUT THEN I FEARED FOR MY VIOLA'S LIFE IN THE CROWDED HALLWAYS AND decided against it. But yes, I've had some fun with that song.

Xiro: I need to learn violin/viola

Xiro: Just for KH songs

Xiro: At least

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: Final Fantasy VIII is an atrocity.

Me: Jesus died because of this game.

Me: The Titanic sunk because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Hei: what is wrong with it

Me: The Hindenburg ignited out of shame of Final Fantasy VIII.

Me: The Sega Dreamcast failed because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Hei: EXPLAIN IT SPEED BAG

Me: The Megaman games that have been cancelled were cancelled because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Me: FINAL FANTASY VIII IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE NIGHTMARES EVER.

Me: Hitler was born because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Hei: WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT IT MAN

Hei: BESIDES SQUALL BEING ALL EMO

Me: Dream Drop Distance exists because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Me: FINAL FANTASY VIII KILLED YOUR FAMILY.

Me: I'm going to die, and the cause of death they'll put in my obituary will be "Final Fantasy VIII."

Me: It will be etched into my tombstone.

Me: "I was murdered by Final Fantasy VIII."

[Weedanort 8,786]

Me: DUDE

Me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PENGUIN SHOOTING OTHER PENGUINS WITH A RIFLE?

RoxSoxKH: I have not seen that, no

Me: THEN GET YOURSELF SOME FREAKING XEHANORT WEED

Me: PROVIDED YOU BY WEEDANORT

Me: YOU'LL SEE SOME SHIZ YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

Me: SCREW COCAINE, AND SCREW THE OTHER DRUGS, XEHANORT'S WEED IS WHERE THE RANDOMNESS IS AT

Me: JUST VISIT YOUR REGULAR SUPERMARKET, AND TALK TO THE OLD BALD GUY WITH YELLOW EYES

Me: HE'LL MAKE YOU A FREE DISCOUNT FOR THE FIRST 5 PURCHASES

Me: XEHANORT'S WEED: BEST SHIZ YOU'VE EVER SEEN

Me: AND NO, THIS IS NOT A PLAN TO TAKE YOUR BODY

Me: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TERRA'S DISSAPEARANCE

Me: *shot

 

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

 

Me: Final Fantasy VIII is an atrocity.

Me: Jesus died because of this game.

Me: The Titanic sunk because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Hei: what is wrong with it

Me: The Hindenburg ignited out of shame of Final Fantasy VIII.

Me: The Sega Dreamcast failed because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Hei: EXPLAIN IT SPEED BAG

Me: The Megaman games that have been cancelled were cancelled because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Me: FINAL FANTASY VIII IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE NIGHTMARES EVER.

Me: Hitler was born because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Hei: WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT IT MAN

Hei: BESIDES SQUALL BEING ALL EMO

Me: Dream Drop Distance exists because of Final Fantasy VIII.

Me: FINAL FANTASY VIII KILLED YOUR FAMILY.

Me: I'm going to die, and the cause of death they'll put in my obituary will be "Final Fantasy VIII."

Me: It will be etched into my tombstone.

Me: "I was murdered by Final Fantasy VIII."

 

that one of some of the most beautiful and truthful poems i have ever heard

Me: i have more

Me: like when i lost with blanka and stopped using him

Megaman:

Me: that was a painfull time

Me: lost to a firetruckin cammy

Megaman: dayum

Me: i still have nightmares

Megaman:

Me: when i walk home late at night and feel like someone is following me and i turn around to see no ones there

Me: i hear

Me: gyro drive smasher

Megaman:

[RoxSox 3,593]

Enmaa: Hello sir, do you like butts?

Me: YOU KNOW I LIKE THE BUTTS

Me: YOU KNOW IT

Me: I KNOW IT

Me: EVERYBODY LIKE THE BUTT

Me: BUTTS ARE THE GREATEST DAMN THING

Me: BUTT BUTT BUTT

Me: I'M CRAZY ABOUT THE BUTT

Me: BIG BUTT

Me: SMALL BUTT

Me: TIGHT BUTT

Me: LOOSE BUTT

Me: ALL THE BUTTS ARE FINNNEEEE

Me: EVEN THE JIGGLY WIGGLY BUTT

Enmaa: You interest my rectum young man, I've been following you on tumblr but I don't think I've ever talked to you.

Me: Well, slap a price tag on me and sell me for scrap, I do love it when I can interest someones rectum.

Me: I think we talked on time in the big ole chatroom.

Me: one* time.

Me: Not on time.

Me: We didn't have an appointment.

Me: And if we did have an appointment, I'm sorry for forgetting.

Me: I hate forgetting my appointments.

Enmaa: What appointments have you recently had?

Me: I had one recently for a prostate exam. Yeah, I had to meet my Doctor, (his name is "Doctor Poke", which I think is a funny name.). He has an odd office. Very weird architecture. Looked more like an alleyway then a Doctors office. He had me lean over the dumpster, and he started the exam.

Me: It was over pretty quick.

Me: I don't think he knows the meaning of the word subtlety because he was really getting in there

Me: In retrospect that was a really weird appointment.

Enmaa: Was the man bulging in the crotch area?

Me: Yes. But I assumed he was just well endowed.

Enmaa: I bet he was Rox, I bet he was.

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: http://kh13.com/forum/...mori/

Me: wtf is this shit

Hei: probably that one shrimp we had an encounter with

Me: Always knew that would come back and bite us in the ass.

[RoxSox 3,593]

Me: http://img.gawkerasset...e.jpg

Me: dude

Me: look

Me: look at the button placement

Hei: that is highly illegal

Me: IT MAKES MY EYE TWITCH

[Demyx. 10,064]

 

 

Me: The Megaman games that have been cancelled were cancelled because of Final Fantasy VIII.

 

 

HOW DARE THAT GAME