Demyx. 10,064 Posted July 29, 2013 Xylek: i started doin star lab missions Me: oh yeah? Me: hows that goin for ya Me: The missions must have made you commit suicide. Me: R.I.P Xylek Me: He tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted July 30, 2013 Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4 Me: OMG Me: THIS IS LIKE Me: SO PERFECT RoxSoxKH: ... RoxSoxKH: What the Me: IT'D PERFECT Me: Me: *it's RoxSoxKH: ... RoxSoxKH: wha RoxSoxKH: I don't know RoxSoxKH: what I RoxSoxKH: just watched RoxSoxKH: But I really want some weed now. Me: YOU SHOULD THANK ME Me: /shot RoxSoxKH: *thanks you* Me: YAYZ It's just that good 1 RoxSox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted July 30, 2013 Me: but you can be pretend drunk and hit on people RoxSoxKH: Why would I want to do that. RoxSoxKH: That's not my style. Me: because if they think you are creepy Me: the next day you just say you were drunk RoxSoxKH: Why would I ever put myself in the position where someone would think I was creepy and I would then have to lie to make it seems like I WASNT creepy RoxSoxKH: that RoxSoxKH: isn't really RoxSoxKH: right Me: but fullproof RoxSoxKH: because if they think I was creepy and I have to lie to make it seem like I wasn't, then that means I WAS creepy Me: but you were fake drunk. so you had to act like you were drunk and sometimes drunk people are creepy. meaning fake drunk you is creepy RoxSoxKH: ... RoxSoxKH: No, it means I did creepy things under the guise of being creepy RoxSoxKH: drunk* Me: exactly Me: meaning you arent really creepy RoxSoxKH: ... Me: and then you already broke the ice of talking to the girl RoxSoxKH: which still makes me creepy Me: and you can show her how not creepy you are Me: and make sex with them Me: her* Me: fullproof RoxSoxKH: ... RoxSoxKH: sigh Me: im just tryin to help a brotha out Me: i mean Me: you could just go say hi to someone.... Me: but thats to simple Me: you need complex RoxSoxKH: I don't need any help, really. RoxSoxKH: Especially with you know... RoxSoxKH: bar tactics RoxSoxKH: I'm sixteen, jesus Me: well you can still get ladies at 16 RoxSoxKH: Well, yeah RoxSoxKH: but not using fakedrunk bar tactics Me: ok ok Me: walk up to a girl Me: and pretend your leg Me: is broken Me: that way you can just say you were out of it if she says youre creepy RoxSoxKH: .... RoxSoxKH: I would prefer to "get girls" RoxSoxKH: by being honest RoxSoxKH: If you start a relationship by being fake RoxSoxKH: then the relationship is fake Me: but see you arent starting it fake Me: cause when you talk to the girl as not "out of it cause your leg is broken" you. Me: theeeen you are yourself Me: fullproof RoxSoxKH: ... RoxSoxKH: I don't really RoxSoxKH: follow that logic RoxSoxKH: but okay Me: Me: i give the best advice ever Xylek: they don't have megatrons comics origin Me: awww Xylek: they said he was a gladiator named megatronus Xylek: now i've heard that one before Xylek: but Xylek: megatronus Xylek: is one of the 13 primes Xylek: aka the fallen Me: bwahaha Xylek: i think in the comics Xylek: megatron was a worker who accidentally killed someone Xylek: and in jail Xylek: frenzy and someone else Xylek: said hey Xylek: we liked the way you murdered the shit outta that guy Me: not anymore Xylek: hmmm? Me: Eskimos Xylek: eskimos... Me: yes Xylek: your tellin me that megatron became some big asshole leader because eskimos? Me: yup Me: its canon Xylek: im not sure i've seen winter on cybertron Me: well. Me: there is Me: you just learned it Me: from x Xylek: your not x Xylek: Me: the cybertron destroyer. Xylek: but wait Xylek: if there is winter on cybertron where eskimos live Me: in the cold Me: duh Me: eskimo robots Xylek: does that mean that canadians are descendants of these eskimo cybertronians? Me: no Me: theyre from a different planet xylek Me: geeze Xylek: transformers come to earth dduuuhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Me: so? you cant have sex with a transformer Me: bwahahahaha Me: trans Me: like transgender Xylek: yeah Me: like people who have a penis and a vagina Me: ooooh haha Xylek: i get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted July 30, 2013 Xylek: they don't have megatrons comics origin Me: awww Xylek: they said he was a gladiator named megatronus Xylek: now i've heard that one before Xylek: but Xylek: megatronus Xylek: is one of the 13 primes Xylek: aka the fallen Me: bwahaha Xylek: i think in the comics Xylek: megatron was a worker who accidentally killed someone Xylek: and in jail Xylek: frenzy and someone else Xylek: said hey Xylek: we liked the way you murdered the shit outta that guy Me: not anymore Xylek: hmmm? Me: Eskimos Xylek: eskimos... Me: yes Xylek: your tellin me that megatron became some big asshole leader because eskimos? Me: yup Me: its canon Xylek: im not sure i've seen winter on cybertron Me: well. Me: there is Me: you just learned it Me: from x Xylek: your not x Xylek: Me: the cybertron destroyer. Xylek: but wait Xylek: if there is winter on cybertron where eskimos live Me: in the cold Me: duh Me: eskimo robots Xylek: does that mean that canadians are descendants of these eskimo cybertronians? Me: no Me: theyre from a different planet xylek Me: geeze Xylek: transformers come to earth dduuuhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Me: so? you cant have sex with a transformer Me: bwahahahaha Me: trans Me: like transgender Xylek: yeah Me: like people who have a penis and a vagina Me: ooooh haha Xylek: i get it Megatron has multiple different origins. In one he was a gladiator, in another he was a soldier, in another he was actually a MINER... I'm kind of rusty on my lore. The name thing tho... The Fallen's name was Megatronus. Megatron named himself based on the Fallen. I forget what his name was before he took the Megatron title, though. http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Megatron_(G1) Yeah, I like Transformers, deal with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zola 3,038 Posted July 30, 2013 RoxSoxKH: Chaos reigns supreme. RoxSoxKH: There is no peace. RoxSoxKH: This place is no longer our Bastion. RoxSoxKH: As the ocean blue walls that once protected us fall inward, and the chaos seizes us and everything we love... RoxSoxKH: there is no protector. RoxSoxKH: No one to help. RoxSoxKH: No one to save us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 8, 2013 Me: What are you smoking? theultimatesorafan: Air Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I♥KH 1,280 Posted August 8, 2013 EnfinityMAD: tatatarata Me: baaaam EnfinityMAD: tatatarataaaaa Me: tatabaraaam EnfinityMAD: I approve EnfinityMAD: anyway I EnfinityMAD: -'m sleepy. EnfinityMAD has left the chatroom EnfinityMAD: guten-something. Me: good for you. i need to stay for watching the rwby Me: why everybody think im german? (guten-german word, meaning:good in english) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 12, 2013 Snow: https://www.facebook.c...ef=ts(5:11am) Snow: who is this man(5:11am) Snow: he added me(5:11am) Snow: but why(5:11am) Me: why the firetruck would I know(5:11am) Snow: i dont know(5:11am) Snow: i just thought maybe you knew more about indians than i did(5:12am) Me: why would you think that(5:12am) Snow: because you're roxsox(5:13am) Me: ...(5:13am) Me: Well okay then.(5:13am) Snow: well next time(5:14am) Snow: i won't come to you(5:14am) Snow: to ask about indians(5:14am) Snow: i will ask dchiuch(5:14am) Snow: he might know something about those primitive people(5:14am) Me: why would DC know(5:13am) Me: he's australian(5:13am) Me: they don't know anything(5:13am) Me: except how to avert death(5:13am) Me: until they die(5:13am) Snow: im curious about that myself(5:15am) Snow: there are millions of animals that can kill you in just a square mile of australia(5:15am) Snow: but(5:15am) Snow: thats how indians lived(5:15am) Snow: so maybe he can make some connections 2 Demyx. and Snow reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted August 12, 2013 (edited) Me: but i mean Me: a lot of girls i know Me: dont like blowing guys who have the skin there Me: so i mean Me: you could be denying your son potential blow jobs RoxSoxKH: You know how some condoms are "ribbed for her pleasure" RoxSoxKH: those are made to simulate the feeling of an uncircumcised penis inside the vagina Me: yes Me: but blow jobs sox Me: blow jobs RoxSoxKH: He'll have to take the fall Me: now thats just meeaaaaan Me: what if hes with a girl when he is young Me: and they were just gonna do oral Me: but she wont do it Me: so they decide to have sex instead Me: he didnt have condoms because he wasnt expecting it Me: and she got pregnant Me: and then he has to drop out of school Me: and get a job Me: and then he lives under your roof Me: and you have to help Me: and youll fight Me: and all that Me: and he ends up working at mcdonalds his whole life because he has no education Me: and he takes up a life of drinking and smoking Me: and dies young Me: leaving his child fatherless Me: so his mom has to find a new daddy Me: and then the child doesnt like him Me: so he kills him Me: and the child ends up in jail for life Me: and the mom is a widow and her child is a murderer Me: so she commits suicide Me: all because you didnt circumcise your child Me: what then sox Me: what then RoxSoxKH: ... RoxSoxKH: you just turned that into a whole "don't circumcise your child. DirectTV" Me: "Why you should circumcise your child"* RoxSoxKH: don't mock my typo bitch Edited August 12, 2013 by Megaman X 1 RoxSox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 12, 2013 Hei: i had a dresser in my closet(1:09pm) Me: riveting story(1:09pm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 12, 2013 Me: I am hungry(3:07pm) Snow: I am horny(3:09pm) Me: WELL OKAY THEN(3:08pm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 13, 2013 Snow: HEY(9:59pm) Me: WHAT(9:58pm) Snow: HI(9:59pm) Me: HEY(9:59pm) Snow: WHAT(9:59pm) Me: HI(9:58pm) Snow: HEY(9:59pm) Me: WHAT(9:58pm) Snow: HI(10:00pm) Me: HEY(9:59pm) Snow: brb fap break(10:00pm) Me: ...(9:59pm) Me: didn't you already do that once today(9:59pm) Snow: ...(10:00pm) Snow: firetruck, you're right(10:00pm) Snow: nevermind then(10:01pm) Snow: WHAT(10:01pm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted August 13, 2013 Snow: HEY(9:59pm) Me: WHAT(9:58pm) Snow: HI(9:59pm) Me: HEY(9:59pm) Snow: WHAT(9:59pm) Me: HI(9:58pm) Snow: HEY(9:59pm) Me: WHAT(9:58pm) Snow: HI(10:00pm) Me: HEY(9:59pm) Snow: brb fap break(10:00pm) Me: ...(9:59pm) Me: didn't you already do that once today(9:59pm) Snow: ...(10:00pm) Snow: firetruck, you're right(10:00pm) Snow: nevermind then(10:01pm) Snow: WHAT(10:01pm) What the hell is up with like the time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 13, 2013 What the hell is up with like the time? I have no idea what the deal with that is. Copying and pasting chat logs acts up sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted August 13, 2013 I have no idea what the deal with that is. Copying and pasting chat logs acts up sometimes. Perhaps his desktop/laptop's time is off from yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 13, 2013 Perhaps his desktop/laptop's time is off from yours. I dunno. I'm just wondering why my copies from chat logs show the time at all when no one elses does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OthersiderME 614 Posted August 13, 2013 I dunno. I'm just wondering why my copies from chat logs show the time at all when no one elses does. you've probably enabled the 'show/hide time' thing. it looks like a clock on the chat window, right under who you're chatting with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 13, 2013 you've probably enabled the 'show/hide time' thing. it looks like a clock on the chat window, right under who you're chatting with. Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted August 14, 2013 Me: http://kh13.com/forum/...10133 Me: isnt he charming? Me: x3; Me: oh dear your just speechless Me: hehehe Sora96: You should view some Riku hentai if you love him so much. Me: Okay x) I feeeel nice nananananana like sugar and spice yeeeeah B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted August 16, 2013 Firaga: hey Me: hye Firaga: Do you have something against Luffy? Firaga: Or do you just like saying monkey dick? lol Me: haha Me: his name is monkey D luffy Me: so i just like sayin monkey dick Me: Firaga: Well, no one knows what the D stands for anyway, so you might be on to something. Me: yeah Me: and there are more people with D in their name Firaga: Yeah, a lot. Me: so every has dick Firaga: Gol. D Roger, Portgas D. Ace, Marshall D. Teach... Firaga: There's a bunch of them lol Me: monkey D dragon Me: monkey D garp Me: it never ends Firaga: yeah, him too Firaga: it's a sausage fest! Me: haha Firaga: Well, actually, Portgas D. Rouge is the one exception, so nvm lol Me: hmmm? Me: ohhh haha Me: no her too Me: Firaga: She's a chick with a dick... Firaga: Orale Me: the real will of D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted August 17, 2013 RoxSoxKH: just be sure to clean up RoxSoxKH: best way to fall asleep RoxSoxKH: you don't want to wake up in the morning with your hand on your dick, crusty shit on your chest, and your mom looking down over you Me: pffft Me: hahahaha Me: something tells me that happened to youi think roxy has had sum werid shiet hapen 2 him 1 RoxSox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted August 20, 2013 Guy Friend: This meal was good. Full of chewy vagina Guy Friend: BACON Guy Friend: I MEANT BACON Guy Friend: DAMN AUTOACORRECT HOW THE firetruck DID YOU EVEN GET THAT Me: Lmao best autocorrect ever 1 Cucco reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 21, 2013 Hei: go sit in the corner and count to spoon Me: How does one count to spoon. Hei: 1,2,3,4 can I have a little more Hei: 4,5,6,7, spoon Me: Ah. So that's how. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 21, 2013 Hei: creepy creepy creepy Hei: well not so creepy Hei: could've been creepy Hei: still creepy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted August 21, 2013 Me: I want a tic tac Hei: it's your wayne newton Me: That's not a person that exists. Hei: you have descended into madness Me: I have ascended into enlightenment. Hei: foot long car keys for officers named selzer burdbox Hei: HEI OUT Me: inch short plane wings for park rangers named bob davis Me: rick davis' cousin Me: ROX OUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
