Firaga 5,947 Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) Article I swear, this is like the third time I've seen a news story involving video games and bodily fluids has pop up in recent memory. Also it's sad that this is my first contribution to this side of the forums in a long while. Edited February 25, 2016 by Firaga Sensei 4 CriticalAssension, The Transcendent Key, EternalReckoning and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalReckoning 1,135 Posted February 18, 2016 And the mall cop was like "This has to be the product of your inate ability to make things worse for yourself£ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Justin- 2,111 Posted February 18, 2016 He peed on the floor? 1 The Transcendent Key reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KHUndertaleFan25 2,858 Posted February 18, 2016 Again with the peeing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted February 18, 2016 Didn't this like happen already 2 Firaga and KHUndertaleFan25 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted February 18, 2016 Didn't this like happen already Yeah, but that story was about a man literally pissing on video games. This still has to do with piss and video games, but still. Oh yeah, and before that, some guy jerked off on a PS4 in public... so yeah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted February 18, 2016 This sounds like something straight out of a D&D session 1 Firaga reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VisitJoan 2,713 Posted February 18, 2016 My cousin - "yeah it is Walmart." 1 Firaga reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enix 995 Posted February 19, 2016 Did this really need a thread about it? Because people usually pee/dirty-up floors at stores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted February 19, 2016 Did this really need a thread about it? Because people usually pee/dirty-up floors at stores. 1 KHUndertaleFan25 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Transcendent Key 12,109 Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) *Has my reading glasses on and reads the article, and after reading it, takes a sip of coffee, but it stains my mask, as I have it on me and did not take it off to take a sip of coffee, then clears my throat and clasps my hands together as if I were a psychiatrist.* So then, after much thinking regarding these latest topics, it's come to my attention that these people have an illness called...Video Game Pee Fetish! It's the unnatural urge a person gets to pee in public on video games, which happen to be things that many people love nowadays! The victims of this illness take great joy and pleasure in pissing on games, and they feel sexually satisfied doing so! Even though they get brought in by the cops, they still pee on video games! This is an illness that's spreading everywhere, it would seem! I'd pee on video games, but I'm the Merc With A Mouth, not the Merc With A Video Game Pee Fetish! But yeah, these dudes are seriously nuts, and that's coming from me, a guy who's lost his nuts a long time ago! X3 Edited February 19, 2016 by The Transcendent Key Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul_Seeker 753 Posted February 19, 2016 Either these people have an extreme fetish for technology, or they forgot that they can ask to use the employee restroom if they're really desperate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exiblade7 1,917 Posted February 19, 2016 what are people thinking these days? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Headphone Jack 1,147 Posted February 19, 2016 (edited) guess you could say the thief was also taking a piss bam Edited February 19, 2016 by Headphone Jack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KairiKeybasH 851 Posted February 21, 2016 More Pee and Video games Articles. Why no one goes to the bathroom before they go to do something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites