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The Transcendent Key

ATTENTION, ALL LADIES AND GENTS OF THE WORLD!

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Okay, okay, okay, time to make my entrance!  *Slides along the floor and makes a dramatic pose.*

 

So people, February's a-comin, so I've decided to come here two days early to take over Transcendent what's his name's profile!  Who am I?  Oh ho, who am I!?

 

....

 

Okay, you're seriously asking this!?  Good lord, what is wrong with you!?  YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW WHO I AM!!!  I'M DEADPOOL! Deadliest super powered man on the planet?  The most badass gentleman ever to walk this earth?  The guy who everyone else kneels before?  No, nothing?  Ugh, tough crowd...

 

But yeah, I'm Deadpool, and I'll be staying on this website for the entire Cupid month, so you'll all be stuck with me! <3  So yeah, Mr. Transcendent what's his name will be out of commission for the month, cuz good old me will be taking over!  Hope you folks enjoy my lovely company! ;)

 

AND DON'T FORGET TO WATCH MY MOVIE, IT COMES OUT IN 14 DAYS!!!

 

Anyways, time to make the chimif*ckingchangas! :P

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  On 1/30/2016 at 3:20 AM, The Transcendent Key said:

Okay, okay, okay, time to make my entrance!  *Slides along the floor and makes a dramatic pose.*

 

So people, February's a-comin, so I've decided to come here two days early to take over Transcendent what's his name's profile!  Who am I?  Oh ho, who am I!?

 

....

 

Okay, you're seriously asking this!?  Good lord, what is wrong with you!?  YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW WHO I AM!!!  I'M DEADPOOL! Deadliest super powered man on the planet?  The most badass gentleman ever to walk this earth?  The guy who everyone else kneels before?  No, nothing?  Ugh, tough crowd...

 

But yeah, I'm Deadpool, and I'll be staying on this website for the entire Cupid month, so you'll all be stuck with me! <3  So yeah, Mr. Transcendent what's his name will be out of commission for the month, cuz good old me will be taking over!  Hope you folks enjoy my lovely company! ;)

 

AND DON'T FORGET TO WATCH MY MOVIE, IT COMES OUT IN 14 DAYS!!!

 

Anyways, time to make the chimif*ckingchangas! :P

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Your healing factor makes me want to give myself a death factor.

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  On 1/30/2016 at 4:24 AM, Ultima Spark said:

Deadpool is the epitome of a forced meme

Forced, you say!?

 

*Attempts to use Jedi Mind Trick on you.* These aren't the droids you're looking for!

 

  On 1/30/2016 at 4:40 AM, KingdomHearts3 said:

Oh geez, you will change your name AGAIN?! What is this number 7 for you? Well, I am glad you told us this instead of us trying to figure it out.

Change my name?  Who ever said I'd change my name?  I'm Deadpool, buddy, and I've always been Deadpool!  *Looks at the username on this post.*

 

Oh you mean that if Transcendent what's his name's gonna change his profile name?  Well, answer to that is no!  He whined about not changing his username, and told me I could take over this site for the month only if I promised not to get his username changed!  So, I gave the guy a break and decided to keep the name! Watcha gonna do, eh? :P

 

  On 1/30/2016 at 5:16 AM, Kaweebo said:

I didn't realize they were making thread commercials now.

Oh, but wait, there's more!  Go see my movie on February 12th, and you'll get a special, life size model of me to take to your home!  What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than having a life size model of me decorating your romantic living quarters!? ;)

 

To secure your life size model of me, go to Fandago.com and get your ticket to my movie, and you'll be one of the 100 people who will get this life size model of me! Good luck to you, sunshine! ;)

 

  On 1/30/2016 at 5:23 AM, WakingDawn96 said:

Geez, this is worst than when Animal took over Xeveemon's account. *eyes roll*

Aw, thanks buttercup, I consider that a compliment! *Pats your back and gives you a taco.*

 

  On 1/30/2016 at 6:06 AM, Rocketboy227 said:

Your healing factor makes me want to give myself a death factor.

Whoa, slow your horses there, chico!  Give yourself a death factor if you want, but I ain't gonna be the cause for it! xD

 

  On 1/30/2016 at 6:33 AM, Movies798 said:

Need to see Deadpool movie!!!

Thank you, I'm glad you want to see me!  I'm guaranteeing you that I won't disappoint! ;)

 

  On 1/30/2016 at 7:31 AM, Xiro said:

inb4 the user whose actual name rn is Deadpool sees this

Oh, I know that guy!  He's my inter-dimensional twin brother, Deathpool!  He's from an alternate timeline, and we so happened to stumble upon each other one day, and now we're both conscious of the fact that we are two of the same person!  Isn't that insane!? :D

 

  On 1/30/2016 at 12:15 PM, KeybladeLordSora said:

Two Deadpools and the universe will implode with more Deadpool.

MORE OF ME!?  OH, THAT'S GONNA BE FUN!!! :D

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  On 1/31/2016 at 2:03 AM, The Transcendent Key said:

Forced, you say!? *Attempts to use Jedi Mind Trick on you.* These aren't the droids you're looking for! Change my name?  Who ever said I'd change my name?  I'm Deadpool, buddy, and I've always been Deadpool!  *Looks at the username on this post.* Oh you mean that if Transcendent what's his name's gonna change his profile name?  Well, answer to that is no!  He whined about not changing his username, and told me I could take over this site for the month only if I promised not to get his username changed!  So, I gave the guy a break and decided to keep the name! Watcha gonna do, eh? :P Oh, but wait, there's more!  Go see my movie on February 12th, and you'll get a special, life size model of me to take to your home!  What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than having a life size model of me decorating your romantic living quarters!? ;) To secure your life size model of me, go to Fandago.com and get your ticket to my movie, and you'll be one of the 100 people who will get this life size model of me! Good luck to you, sunshine! ;) Aw, thanks buttercup, I consider that a compliment! *Pats your back and gives you a taco.* Whoa, slow your horses there, chico!  Give yourself a death factor if you want, but I ain't gonna be the cause for it! xD Thank you, I'm glad you want to see me!  I'm guaranteeing you that I won't disappoint! ;) Oh, I know that guy!  He's my inter-dimensional twin brother, Deathpool!  He's from an alternate timeline, and we so happened to stumble upon each other one day, and now we're both conscious of the fact that we are two of the same person!  Isn't that insane!? :D MORE OF ME!?  OH, THAT'S GONNA BE FUN!!! :D

Well that's good. No confusion to deal with.

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  On 1/31/2016 at 2:42 AM, The Transcendent Key said:

Glad to hear it!  Hey, aren't you that game everybody wants!?  Kingdom Hearts III!  Bet all the fans fawning to you must get suffocating over time, huh? ;)

Figured that out on your own, did ya? Of course I am! What am I? The president? Everyone should be crazy for me! If they aren't, then there is something wrong here.

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  On 1/31/2016 at 2:48 AM, KingdomHearts3 said:

Figured that out on your own, did ya? Of course I am! What am I? The president? Everyone should be crazy for me! If they aren't, then there is something wrong here.

Well well well, I bet you get lots of fangirls to get crazy over you!  I know how that feels, I've been there! B)  But yeah, you're worth getting excited about! :D

 

  On 1/31/2016 at 2:53 AM, WakingDawn96 said:

....But I don't like Mexican food... :/

How about a Hamburger and a nice, big jug of Coca Cola? :3

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  On 1/31/2016 at 3:22 AM, The Transcendent Key said:

Well well well, I bet you get lots of fangirls to get crazy over you!  I know how that feels, I've been there! B)  But yeah, you're worth getting excited about! :D How about a Hamburger and a nice, big jug of Coca Cola? :3

Yeah, that would be great if the hamburger is just the patty and the bun! :)

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  On 1/31/2016 at 1:25 PM, WakingDawn96 said:

Yeah, that would be great if the hamburger is just the patty and the bun! :)

You know what, I actually like eating a hamburger that way too!  Sometimes, the beautiful things in life are found in their simplicity!  Patties and buns definitely fit well together!  So you know what!?  Here you go!  An exclusive patty and bun burger just for you!  *Gives you the patty bun burger.* :3

 

  On 1/31/2016 at 1:43 PM, Pachirisu said:

I can't see that movie because age restrictionsI mean I am 17, but that rated R or somthing.

Well, just get yourself some boots to make yourself look a bit taller, contract a professional make-up artist to alter your look to make you look like an adult, and contact a guy to get you a fake ID, and bam!  Instant access to my movie!

 

Or, simpler suggestion here, you could just sneak in to see my movie! :3

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  On 2/1/2016 at 1:43 AM, The Transcendent Key said:

You know what, I actually like eating a hamburger that way too!  Sometimes, the beautiful things in life are found in their simplicity!  Patties and buns definitely fit well together!  So you know what!?  Here you go!  An exclusive patty and bun burger just for you!  *Gives you the patty bun burger.* :3 Well, just get yourself some boots to make yourself look a bit taller, contract a professional make-up artist to alter your look to make you look like an adult, and contact a guy to get you a fake ID, and bam!  Instant access to my movie! Or, simpler suggestion here, you could just sneak in to see my movie! :3

ill just wait until It comes out on DVD

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